Official: U.S. calls off search for Iraqi WMDs
A comedy conversation
by Oliver Chest 203,475 12 01/12/2005 07:33 PM 216 views
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Gabe 9,232 13
01/12/2005 07:38 PM
this time with me SS guard
Are you a leprechaun?
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Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/12/2005 07:39 PM
George Bush was quoted as saying, "The war was just because we're the United States, bitch!" when asked about the non-existend WMDs.
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/12/2005 07:44 PM
Why? Are you after me lucky charms?
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MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/12/2005 07:44 PM
Bush: Ok, Ok, y'all got me. I just didn't like his mustache. It just gave me bad memories of that time Uncle Jebediah.....well, just nevermind.
Hey! Look over there! It's a gay couple trying to get married!
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erika the dumbass 76,152 9
01/12/2005 07:53 PM
RedstarR, the way you aren't afraid to express your opinion is really admirable. Especially the fact that you logged out before posting. Cum stain.
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/12/2005 07:54 PM
"Your" does not = "You are"
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RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
01/12/2005 07:57 PM
Eat me. I'm logged on now. Let the Mahas fly.
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/12/2005 08:00 PM
I would rather you tell me about this bandwagon that I have apparently jumped on without knowing what it is about.
Please, tell me.
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Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/12/2005 08:01 PM
What band's wagon are we on? U2? Rush? Are there going to be groupies?
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erika the dumbass 76,152 9
01/12/2005 08:02 PM
I hated Bush long before Michael Moore started his campaign, so if anything he jumped on my bandwagon. And made the axles snap and the wheels fall off.
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Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/12/2005 08:03 PM
<action>Waits for Redstar to make some lame comment about "dumbass" being an appropriate title for Erika.</action>
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/12/2005 08:04 PM
Y'all have a blessed day.
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RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
01/12/2005 08:05 PM
I repeat: "I'm just sayin is all"
But it's my opinion that lots of people hate Bush but don't know why. They just repeat facts that they've heard from other bush haters.
But that's just my opinion, I don't like politics nor do I wanna discuss them on a comedy website.
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Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/12/2005 08:06 PM
I don't like politics nor do I wanna discuss them on a comedy website.
Does this mean you're going to post something funny today?
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RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
01/12/2005 08:07 PM
Hey dweezil I don't hate, and I'd never make a personal attack in a political argument.
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Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/12/2005 08:08 PM
We're still waiting for the funny.
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/12/2005 08:08 PM
I would like to personally attack you with a coathanger and some sand paper.
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REAPERR 12,363 11
01/12/2005 08:11 PM
They found them. Lot's and lot's numbered and ready.
To sell to the next regime.
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Sideburns Felipe 161,353 14
01/13/2005 12:30 AM
It's hard to dodge the bandwagon accusation in regards to Bush hating, since SO many people hate him, but it's a staggering coincidence.
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Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,538 15
01/13/2005 01:21 AM
Erika, I'd like to have long, hot, passionate political discussions with you... And Oliver, I'd smoke with you any day, dog. Let me know when you start smoking again...
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Sarin 699 11
01/13/2005 01:22 AM
Politics suck. Don't start lame ass politics posts.
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/13/2005 01:23 AM
NO I WILL NOT!
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Livewire 78,229 13
01/13/2005 01:42 AM
Why does this remind me of Monty Python's Cheese Shop sketch?
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/13/2005 01:49 AM
Never seen it. Is it gouda?
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Frogpop 173,153 25
01/13/2005 02:01 AM
Because you're hungry..?
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Daisypie 49,378 9
01/13/2005 02:07 AM
it's my opinion that lots of people hate Bush but don't know why. They just repeat facts that they've heard from other bush haters
Umm, I think that the facts are why...
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Errol 10,584 9
01/13/2005 02:11 AM
Politics suck. Don't start lame ass politics posts.
Politics is how you get that there welfare check, chief.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
01/13/2005 02:16 AM
Full peetube for Daisy, table 5!
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Rаt 2,085 9
01/13/2005 02:20 AM
so if anything he jumped on my bandwagon.
I'd jump on that bandwagon
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SpecialKake is a boy 55,555 14
01/13/2005 01:41 PM
RedstaR
1/12/2005 6:47 pm [Bu5H0yDxCp4d6hQuhVrMJw]
I think your all just bush-hating get-in-line Michael Moores who've jumped on a bandwagon that they know nothing about.
I'm just saying is all.
The IP is just creepy. I think it's G.Double-ya!
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/13/2005 01:41 PM
I swear that wasn't me. Whenever I call someone out, I'll do it logged in. I ain't ascared.
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Just Chance 171,275 14
01/13/2005 01:51 PM
Chickens is cool and perfect! Now shut up before your not invited to the village!
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WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/13/2005 02:02 PM
<action>imagines the utopia of living in Chickens village when a strong wind lifts his kilt to disprove the 2-inch penner myth</action>
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Trixxie 65,026 15
01/13/2005 02:04 PM
I hated him before 9/11 and he became the terrorist #1 regruitment tool; when all he wanted to do was take away poor peoples' money to give to his rich friends and let Jerry Fallwell and the KKK Kooky Kristian Koalition tell me who I could sleep with.
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Just Chance 171,275 14
01/13/2005 02:07 PM
Dearest Anonymous Bumper,
I agree with your views on Miracles. Please kindly log in.
Thanks! Youre a peach.
Lovingly,
Chance
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Just Chance 171,275 14
01/13/2005 02:18 PM
Oh I will find out! Thanks for the challenge!
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SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/13/2005 02:21 PM
I always thought it funny that a male cheerleader would be so against Gay Marriage.
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Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/13/2005 02:21 PM
Umm, that's pretty easy.
Bush: Are there WMD's in Iraq?
White house aid: No.
Bush: Let me ask you again, this time with me SS guard behind you with a gun in your back. Are there WMD's in Iraq?
White house aid: Umm-mm-mm... yes.. YES. The only solution is war sir. Lots and lots of war!
Bush: That's what I thought. Good job son.
BTW, if this has been posted before, Vlad apologizes. Vlad's too lazy to read the thread. There is one good reason why it never would have happened this way. This is what's called a "two step process." Evidence supports that idea that Bush is incapable of creating plans this complex.
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Just Chance 171,275 14
01/13/2005 02:34 PM
Yeah well......well so I didn't find out! Are you Godot? Who the hell are you its killing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Daisypie 49,378 9
01/15/2005 03:26 AM
Thanks, Frogger!
...I wonder if Chance ever solved the mystery?
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Dead Battery 2,533 9
01/15/2005 03:57 AM
Found it. According to the ip it is none other then super turkey. Thank me later. (Turkey my ass. Only a chicken wouldn't sign in.)
superturkey
1/14/2005 9:54 pm [TVhWqC1TpIGgZDoMPlLskQ]
Gotta bump
1/13/2005 12:36 pm [TVhWqC1TpIGgZDoMPlLskQ]
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Daisypie 49,378 9
01/15/2005 04:02 AM
Well done, DB. In honour of the occasion I bestow upon you your first otto, suitable for framing
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Dead Battery 2,533 9
01/15/2005 04:05 AM
Tooke me one minute Turkey. There is an incredibly useful function you get by logging in. You can see IPs. And using Ctl F I can use the find button. Just went to one thread and used find. Bingo. Please. Log in so I can Maha the hell out of you. I don't mind the fact that you expressed your opinion. Just that you hid your identity.
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Dead Battery 2,533 9
01/15/2005 04:12 AM
I don't think I am smart. I would tell you why but... Dunno. Someday. But hey. Why just Maha every post? The way you behave may just have the GABbers do it.
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