teh porn producer 7,627 9
01/15/2005 08:48 PM

Man, I thought this thread was about having sex with me. So disappointed.

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/15/2005 08:55 PM

"Leo, who ran from the fire, apparently leaving her behind."



Musta got his.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
01/15/2005 08:57 PM

Man, I thought this thread was about having sex with me. So disappointed.



You're going to be disappointed for a long, long time, aren't you?

teh porn producer 7,627 9
01/15/2005 08:58 PM

Yes.

RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
01/15/2005 09:00 PM

Coleridge Blocked by fire, whata great story.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/15/2005 09:00 PM

Harold and Kumar go to Burnt Castle?

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/15/2005 09:01 PM

Too bad it was a woman and a man.





If it had been two men, they would have been flaming homos.

TableTopJane-double clickin' on my mizouse 173,958 15
01/15/2005 09:03 PM

And enter Declan to make the thread funny. Thank you.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/15/2005 09:04 PM

Candle my ass ..... (no not my ass)...... that fire started from friction.



Goin at it like a couple of sickos !

TableTopJane-double clickin' on my mizouse 173,958 15
01/15/2005 09:08 PM

Bob- Yeah, I've almost quit smoking. Now I only smoke after sex.



Jeff- You smoke after sex?



Bob- Yeah. Don't you?



Jeff- Bob, man, if you're smoking after sex, you're doing it too. damn. fast.

AussieSarah-feeding babys to dingos for a low$1.99 8,390 9
01/15/2005 09:43 PM

You know the sex is good if you can say ..........



"Hello , is this the fire depatment? My lover's chained to the bed , I know where the key is , but I can't reach far enough in there to get it. Can you come and cut through the chains?"

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/15/2005 09:45 PM

Leo, who ran from the fire, apparently leaving her behind.



Well Declan, it appears she may have taken it like a man

20 Chickens 286,527 61
01/15/2005 10:29 PM

You're not trying hard enough if something doesn't catch on fire.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/16/2005 01:31 AM

Tryst turns torrid.

Turn, tryst, turn!

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/16/2005 01:32 AM

a candle ignited a comforter while she and a neighbor were in bed, witnesses said.



Exactly how many witnesses did they have hannging around anyway?

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/16/2005 01:45 AM

She's a Fla-a-a-a-a--a-a-ame, a red-hot glower



She's a, Flamethrower at night

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/16/2005 03:53 AM

It's the latest thing, Frogpop-





Porn as Performance Art!

Sarin: Just a pirate searching for some booty 699 11
01/16/2005 06:59 AM

... and my cats dead.



What cat was he refering to...?

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/16/2005 07:06 AM

It's the latest thing, Frogpop



Those fancy New Yorkers think they're so cool, what with their live theater, live musicals, and live concerts.. now they get live porn, too? NO FAIR!

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/16/2005 01:27 PM

I can't believe that I'm the only one who was hoping this thread was gonna be shots from TTJ's web cam...c'mon on!

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/16/2005 01:27 PM

on.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 01:29 PM

Shhh, Daddy Sy is around.



No dad wants to think about things like that

TableTopJane-double clickin' on my mizouse 173,958 15
01/16/2005 02:13 PM

Hell, no. The last time I did the webcam drunk and involved GABbers, I woke up with "Roofie" "Daren" and "Sammich" written on my tits. There was something else, but I couldn't read it. Who the hell had me write sammich on my tits?

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/16/2005 04:12 PM

Who the hell had me write sammich on my tits?



I'm guessing one of the fat guys?