RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
01/16/2005 02:23 PM

<action>kills himself</action>

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/16/2005 02:23 PM

How do you keep a turkey from drowning ?









Frost....I don't know,



Hey, want some Berry Pie ?

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
01/16/2005 02:27 PM

What do you call a PMSing bitch with an aversion to humor, who likes to post every detail of his WB-melodrama life on Gab?

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 03:16 PM

Q=What do you call a crazy turkey ?





A= A "cuckoo" bird !

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/16/2005 03:23 PM

I like Lieutenant Dan. I don't like reapers with too many Arrs.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/16/2005 03:25 PM

How many turkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?



He's not Frost-ing the light bulb anymore!

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 03:31 PM

"I like Lieutenant Dan. I don't like reapers with too many Arrs."



And I don't like ass cancer, but have read your posts anyways.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 03:34 PM

Phla, I agree between all the Frost-ing pirates and their Arrs, we don't need a reaper perpetuating the problem

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 03:43 PM

You may not "need", but you have met.



If it could have been regestered with 1 R do you not think I would have?



Maybe,maybe not but I couldn't.



We don't always get what we need but deal with what we have.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 03:45 PM

So, you couldn't have thought of a funnier name, one that could</> be entered?



Boy I am feeling feisty today.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/16/2005 03:46 PM

Not being able to register with one "R" should have led you to choose a non-stupid name then.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 03:46 PM

The more wine I drink the feistier I get and the worse my typing gets.



I need to find a meeting.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 03:48 PM

Dweezil, thank you for saying correctly what I jacked up.



I owe you one

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/16/2005 03:49 PM

It was truly an accident. I hadn't seen your post when I started my comments.

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 03:50 PM

After reading and lurking for over 2 months I figured why bother. Most of the so called funny names ,as you say, arnt all that funny,unless is a inside joke in a 7th demension, and the ones that are truely funny? They are took as well.



I am sure I could come up with a whimsical catchy poop name of sorts or whatever.



But that aint my style sweet cheeks and really I didn't know there was a test of explaination of names when I signed up.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 03:51 PM

No, No...I am serious. Thats what I was trying to say but I am having trouble organizing my thoughts.



No sarcasm intended there at all!

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 03:57 PM

" should have led you to choose a non-stupid name then."



Ummm Like Dweezil



Unoriginal and someone,Zappa, uses it.





Plus it aint funny ither.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/16/2005 04:01 PM

I didn't say it was funny or original. But at least it's spelled right.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/16/2005 04:02 PM

And it's generally a good practice to respond to critical analysis with "I know you are but what am I?"

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/16/2005 04:03 PM

Finally, to Wicked Wedgie Woman - no disrespect was assumed. I just felt it necessary to point out that great minds think alike.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 04:03 PM

Listen Reaperr <sic>,



I am a fan of band like Iorn Maiden, Slayer, etc. but this is a comedy board.



Keep cool metal names like "Reaper" and "Death Monger" for places like the MSN death metal chat rooms.



Another helpful Sundat afternoon hint from 3dub



Another helpful hint froom 3dub.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 04:06 PM

Correction ** Iron Maiden



And Dweezil, I am glad to be in your company. Great minds do indeed think alike.

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 04:11 PM

MSN chat rooms???



Please give me more credit than ever visiting a MSN chat room.



Or most any chat rooms for that matter.



As many years that I have been online and with my memory going a bit more w/each toke I try to keep one name in whatever I sign up for.



If that bothers you? Well get over it I guess. Since this is one of very few boards I have signed up for I may yet think of ssomething I like. But it wont be dependent on if you like,trust me.



And have you and Ass cancer highjacked the thread?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/16/2005 04:13 PM

No, ass cancer hasn't posted until now, thanks.

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 04:15 PM

"Phla Mignon



1/16/2005 2:23 pm [1dXzviKXlwzA71tNSWLX7Q]





I like Lieutenant Dan. I don't like reapers with too many Arrs."



I must have differant screen shots than you.



Oh well.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/16/2005 04:20 PM

I gave you a click for "Ass Cancer", but only because you set up Phla so nicely.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 04:26 PM

I don't "hi-jack" threads. I post where I find wherever I please.



You can rst assured all nOObs take hazing and I have been very gentle.



Let the legendary, master of all nOOB-bashers get to ya.



Then you will wish you had taken your weekend hazing like the bitch you are and been done with it.



HH oh HH where fore art though oh HH?

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 04:31 PM

Bitch=female



Emerson=male



I am a Emerson for your information.



I have seen the thrashing some ,as you call em, nOObs get. I wouldn't have posted or regestered if I thought I couldn't handle it.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 04:33 PM

You are AN Emerson.



If the word following the propositin begins with a vowel it is preceded by an. If it is preced with a consanant it is followed by a

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 04:35 PM

preposition

La Pistola 10,071 9
01/16/2005 04:39 PM

Here's the thing Reaperr . . .



It really doesn't matter so much if your name is dumb or doesn't make sense to other people. The problem is that you're dumb and don't make sense to other people.



Example: I personally think that the name Chi Chi Felipe sounds like the name of a gay retarded Mexican midget. However, Sr. Felipe is extremely funny and therefore not loathed at all.



Unlike yourself.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/16/2005 04:40 PM

Horray don de la Pistola!!! Fiesta andele nacho supreme!

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 04:43 PM

3dub,if I had english teachers such as you I may have paid attention.



Then again in the great realm of life I really don't give a Shakespeare.

RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
01/16/2005 04:44 PM

<action>is so excited</action>

I've almost got my first full pee tube up at the top of this thread!



And it wasn't even that funny!

La Pistola 10,071 9
01/16/2005 04:45 PM

Uh . . . Thanks Phla. I'll take it as a compliment.

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 04:46 PM

La Pistola,you know me how?



ummm "taking advice from another"



I know you are but what am I.



















So this has turned to a thread about my name or myself or my english?



How amusing...

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
01/16/2005 04:48 PM

I shouldn't even look at this thread, much less post in it considering my previous spelling atrocities. But never the less, spelling shouldn't count as long as you are being funny. So everyone, don't worry about the bad spelling and the stupid names, just make with the funny. Or the sex. With that said, poop.

La Pistola 10,071 9
01/16/2005 04:53 PM

So says the queen of spelling.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 04:53 PM

Don't call me 3 dub. My father called me that once. ONCE!



Secondly, it saddens me that not only is your name retarded but that you are actually impresses with your own lack of grammar skills.



Just go back to Yahoo music chat. And take turkey and Miracles while you're at it.

La Pistola 10,071 9
01/16/2005 04:54 PM

And happy uber late birthday! So sorry I didn't call. Engineering classes are bad for you!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
01/16/2005 04:54 PM

Listen Pistol, Frost you. I just found a letter from you that screamed the words "LUCKY WOK!!!" for seven pages. I'm not sure how that is relavent, but I found it.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/16/2005 04:56 PM

Google image search for 'ass cancer.'

La Pistola 10,071 9
01/16/2005 04:56 PM

Really? I almost remember that . . . Almost. Anyway, I have your birthday present here so maybe I can give it to you Spring break or something.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
01/16/2005 04:57 PM

And happy uber late birthday! So sorry I didn't call. Engineering classes are bad for you!



Oh, thanks. Umm, I was mad you didn't remember, so I sent you a 'gift'. If you get a body bag delivered to your room, dump it, don't open it.





Well, first take out the 5 kilos of Columbian and sell it.

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 04:57 PM

Yahoo music chat?



Come on. You can do better then that.



It upsets you that much that I dont give a Shakespeare about my spelling? I have some pills for that but maybe you should see a doctor and get yer own.



Oh yeah.



I know you arr but what am I.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/16/2005 05:36 PM

I am a Emerson for your information.



After Trixxie gets a hold of you, you'll be a bitch.

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 05:42 PM

Get's a hold of me?



I hope so.



Cept well I aint no one's bitch.



Do I get tied up or anything or is this just to get me aroused?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/16/2005 05:54 PM

Again, I don't care a Shakespeare about you.



It is Sunday, there isn't Shakespeare on TV and you are keeping me amused. Like one of those organ grinder monkeys.

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 05:59 PM

Try channel 5

Napkin: Calvin is the clean George Carlin 30,762 12
01/16/2005 06:22 PM

Hey Reaperr, can you score me some ass cancer?

REAPERR 12,363 11
01/16/2005 06:38 PM

Only if you eat red meat.

The Chocolaty Snork is President of Chocolate Land 45,655 12
01/16/2005 08:15 PM

I wanna ROCK!

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/16/2005 08:17 PM

Napkin



Don't fearr the reaperr.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/16/2005 08:33 PM

That's my cell phone ringerr.

The Chocolaty Snork is President of Chocolate Land 45,655 12
01/16/2005 08:34 PM

I wanna RROCK!

Nattfödd Snork 45,655 12
01/16/2005 08:56 PM

Du ska bli pinad fr dina brott