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The Mofo!
01/18/2005 12:22 AMApparently this movie is the biggest thing with the younger age groups.... everybody keeps asking me if I've seen it and I always have to tell them "no". They always make these quotes from it and then laugh their little asses off and I just sit and stare at them because I frankly haven't a clue what they're talking about. People worship this film which I can only conclude is a cinematic abomination consistent with the crap that Hollywood churns out en masse.
People make my life miserable always staring at me with bewilderment and sometimes contempt over the fact that I haven't seen it. So, to add to their perplexment, frustration, and befuddlement, I have purchased a copy of "Napoleon Dynamite"... but I refuse to watch it let alone remove the plastic wrapping... because I know nothing will piss these morons off more than me treating this movie like it's not worth even taking out of its case to play.
This is just the type of stuff I love to do to screw with idiots... It's a sick game, and I know it's very small (and psychotic) of me to treat people and their movie choices like ostrich exrement not worthy of being in the same plane of existance as myself, but this is my pathetic life and this is the way I choose to live it. Three cheers for bitter elitism!
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HighSoci
01/18/2005 12:23 AMI think it would have been better if it was "Napoleon Blownapart"
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Roofie Raccoon
01/18/2005 12:25 AMSome day someone is going to poke you in the bum in a way that you don't like.
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newwave
01/18/2005 12:25 AMFreakin' idiot!
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The Mofo!
01/18/2005 12:27 AMpats High Soci on the back
Way to stand on my shoulders for clickies, you little vulture :)
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The Mofo!
01/18/2005 12:28 AMRoofie, your coon has enormous
ears
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Sideburns Felipe
01/18/2005 12:28 AMWow, every word of your post is wrong. Too bad it was a lengthy post. Napoleon Dynamite is one of my favorite movies, it's nothing like the en masse Hollywood crap. It's really good, and I now judge people based on their opinion on the film. Because I'm shallow.
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Roofie Raccoon
01/18/2005 12:30 AMRoofie, your coon has enormous
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ears
And a long nose. I know.
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Gabosaurus Rex
01/18/2005 12:30 AMSo the unwrapped movie perplexes them how? Do you wear it around your neck as a coversation starter? And if you're not carrying it around with you, wouldn't the morons have to be at your house to see that you have it?
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Dianada
01/18/2005 12:31 AMMofo, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
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The Mofo!
01/18/2005 12:34 AMWait, you're saying that this movie is actually good and not mindless crap? But how can that be? Can a nation that would elect Dubya to the presidency (once, not twice) truly appreciate a good, artistic movie? Maybe I should watch it... I just never thought that a decent movie could be appreciated by the masses they way this one has been.
I trust in the disco ninja's wisdom... I might yet watch this flick...
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Flirtatious Filly
01/18/2005 12:37 AMI didn't like the movie. Thought it was stupid. Ah well!
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Sideburns Felipe
01/18/2005 12:37 AMIt appeals to me, because Napoleon is identifiable to anyone who was an awkward social outcast at some point. Which I guesstimate accounts for 97% of GAB's population.
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Gabosaurus Rex
01/18/2005 12:39 AMThe other 3% being Bob Johnson. He's so awesome he's three whole percent all by himself!
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Roofie Raccoon
01/18/2005 12:40 AMChi Chi, your words hurt, man. Deep.
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Captain Dan's Sea Legs
01/18/2005 12:40 AMBob Johnson is like high fat milk!
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Sideburns Felipe
01/18/2005 12:41 AMscratches Filly off the "Cool Kids" list.
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The Mofo!
01/18/2005 12:42 AMIt appeals to me, because Napoleon is identifiable to anyone who was an awkward social outcast at some point. Which I guesstimate accounts for 97% of GAB's population.
Which means I'm not going to get any clickies for this one... Shakespeare.
But then why do the Hollister-wearing, Lil' Jon-quoting egocentric people like this movie? I am confused... are the socio-intellectual borders deteriorating!?! How will I know who to hate!?!
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Flirtatious Filly
01/18/2005 12:46 AMSideburns Felipe scratches Filly off the "Cool Kids" list.
Aww, I was on the "cool kids" list? How sweet! If it makes you feel any better, Chi-chi, I usually love stupid movies. For some reason Napoleon just didn't do it for me.
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erika the little drummer girl
01/18/2005 12:56 AMSorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.
Anyway, that movie is flippin' sweet.
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THGLASS 1138
01/18/2005 01:04 AMBobJohnson is the opiate of the masses.
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Captain Dan's Sea Legs
01/18/2005 01:06 AMMr. Glass is the opiate of the asses
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The Mofo!
01/18/2005 01:09 AMOh.. and I can't tell you JUST HOW HILLARIOS DAVE LETTERMAN IS.... yank yank...
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
01/18/2005 01:16 AMI won't watch this movie either.
Why would I want to watch a movie that seems to be about the kid I used to beat up in high school?
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Whistler P. McManus
01/18/2005 01:58 AMI will see this movie if and when Puggy tells me to see it.
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Frogpop
01/18/2005 02:13 AMI will see this movie if and when Puggy tells me how stupid he thinks it is.
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TableTopJane...look closer
01/18/2005 07:19 AMCan a nation that would elect Dubya to the presidency (once, not twice) truly appreciate a good, artistic movie?
Technically, to be fair, we only elected him once.
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Phla Mignon
01/18/2005 07:27 AMsnickers
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Phla Mignon
01/18/2005 07:32 AM3 musketeers
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No Jive 2005 Lila
01/18/2005 08:25 AM3! Noses?!
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No Jive 2005 Lila
01/18/2005 08:28 AMOh, and if you refuse to watch a movie based on nothing more than your floundering comparison of it to the election (WTF?) then you totally deserve to miss out on a guy getting knocked off his bike by a steak.
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PuggyD
01/18/2005 09:51 AMWhistler, you gotta see this movie! It's the stupidest movie ever, Frogpop!
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Trixxie
01/18/2005 09:53 AMI thought it was a potatoe?
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PuggyD
01/18/2005 09:54 AMYour mom goes to college.
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Aimless Succulicious divorce’
01/18/2005 09:57 AMThat movie was the longest 15 minutes of my life. Thank god I fell asleep and didn't have to endure the whole thing.
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PuggyD
01/18/2005 10:15 AMSeriously, though, if you haven't seen the movie by now, just skip it, because there's no way it's going to live up to the hype. It's good, but not *great*, and it is kind of slow moving. If you seriously already bought the damn movie, though, then watch it and stop bragging about how good you are at wasting money on non-functional taunt-centric objects, bitch.
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SpecialKake
01/18/2005 10:39 AMI thought the movie was freakin sweet, but it's one of those movies that only 1/2 of the population gets or can relate to.
Are you going to eat your tots?
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SpecialKake
01/18/2005 10:40 AMI should also mention that I smoke a lot of marijuana.
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dropkick brody
01/18/2005 01:37 PM
But none of my friends want to see it, so I'll wait until the DVD.
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dropkick brody
01/18/2005 01:43 PMThe ONE time I don't preview.
Someone up there mustn't like me.
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Professor Nutbutter
01/18/2005 02:48 PMI thought it was pretty good. Goofy in a funny way. I didn't think it was the best movie ever or anything though. I'm glad I saw it and I'd see it again.
ChiChi, do you know the illegal ninja moves from the government?
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MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet
01/18/2005 03:09 PM10sec. Napolean Dynamite;
Begins - Interesting - Ackward - Uncomfortable - cute - Ackward - Uncomfortable - Cute - Ackward - End.
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DemoMonkey. Period.
01/18/2005 03:18 PMOn a similar note, I think it would drive all those assinine car jocks absolutely insane if Mofo were to buy a Ferrari, and then show his absolute contempt for it by not only not driving it, but actually sending it to a complete stranger in Mississauga.
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Rob Borer
01/18/2005 10:29 PMWhile I thought that N.D. was a good movie, alas, it has fallen down into the same old over-quoted Shakespeare that all the [popular] funny becomes.
-Austin Powers
-Chappelle's show
-Saturday Night Live (not SNL - yes there's a difference)
-Simpson's (before it became "Homer's stupid. That's funny. Season complete.")
-Family Guy
-Adam Sandler anything
-There are a million more
Right now, I hate anyone who quotes N.D.
I have no friends.
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erika the little drummer girl
01/18/2005 10:37 PMdecides to be contrary
Rob, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
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Rob Borer
01/18/2005 10:47 PMI realize why people quote movies.
It's like an inside joke - everyone who understands it feels like they are part of something special, and that makes them feel important.
In all actuality, you and your nerd friends are just lame.
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Sideburns Felipe
01/18/2005 10:49 PMU R LAMEZ0R
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Rob Borer
01/18/2005 11:01 PMWhile we're throwing insults:
-is a ninja
-likes anime
-good at DDR and arithmatic
-straight black hair/squinty eyes
-gay cats
< /whisper >
CHEAP ASS JEW!
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Gabosaurus Rex
01/19/2005 12:16 AM-good at DDR and arithmatic
But not ritin'.
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newwave
01/19/2005 01:16 PMIf you're referring to your penis, I think I speak for the GAB collective when I say that I agree.
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Oliver Chest
01/19/2005 01:22 PMSorry I missed this thread. I've been in Alaska hunting wolverines with my Uncle.
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superkat
01/19/2005 02:05 PMI haven't actually seen the movie, but I do know that Napoleon has Asperger's Syndrome.
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(mofo)e4.219 = (wacko)^3
02/27/2005 12:43 AMUPDATE: I saw it. Not good. I had another rant about it somewhere. It doesn't suck but it's not nearly good enough for the following it has. NOW WHOT THE HELL BROUGHT THIS THREAD BACK UP!?! May God bestow on you many intestinal infections.
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Whistler P. McManus
02/27/2005 02:53 AMAsperger's Syndrome, also known as Asperger's Disorder or Autistic Psychopathy, is a Pervasive Developmental Disorder (PDD) characterized by severe and sustained impairment in social interaction, development of restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, and activities. These characteristics result in clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.
Okay, so Napoleon has Asperger's Syndrome. From that definition, so do about 94% of GABbers.
Your point was...?
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Whistler P. McManus
02/27/2005 02:56 AMNow gimme some of your tots.
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Dweezil Meniketti
02/27/2005 09:31 AMTwo guys at work keep quoting the movie. One of them says the movie is horrible to watch but the quotes make it worth it. It took him 3 days to get through it because that's all the more he can stand to watch it in one sitting.
If it takes three days to sit through a movie, I don't want to see it.
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Spicey McHaggis
02/27/2005 10:37 AMSome people think Napoleon Dynamite sucked, while others think it was awesome. I'm sure there are plenty of people who are ambivalent about it, but they don't care enough to mention it.
I liked the movie quite a bit. It was impossible for me to not like it. The farmer blew the friggin' cow's brains out right in front of a busload of kids! How could the movie not be awesome with a scene like that?
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Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle
02/27/2005 11:33 AMpets her Liger because everyone knows Tigons are dumb and smell like poo.
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Underwhere?
02/27/2005 12:05 PMSpicey, I <3 you right now.
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Spicey McHaggis
02/27/2005 12:11 PMIt's because of my nunchuck skills, isn't it?
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Underwhere?
02/27/2005 12:26 PMOf course. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom.
Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate.
I love technology, but not as much as you, you see.
But I STILL love technology.
Always and forever.
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millie
02/27/2005 02:06 PMdidn't see the movie
My nephew has Asperger's Syndrome.
Sometimes it's funny because he has no social skills and says rude things to people he doesn't know with a straight face.
Most of the time, it's tiresome, because he goes on and on about his obsession du jour. If you try to interrupt him, he just pauses, and then continues on with his monologue.
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Napoleon DynaChickens
03/09/2005 05:17 AMWas this the worst movie ever? Probably. Did it have spikes of pure comedy gold? Si Senor. Did I have the feeling I was watching a really funny train wreck where for the sake of all that's holy you should avert your eyes and burn your dvd player but just cannot because you can't stop gigging? Do you fear for the future of a country that would release a film this bad. Of course. Have you found your new superhero name? Freakin YEAH.
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HighSoci
05/10/2005 08:31 PMI really didn't want to bump this thread, but I watched this movie finally yesterday and all I have to say is that it was the biggest waste of an hour and a half of my life that I will never get back. This movie wasn't dumb, it wasn't crazy, and it wasn't even stupid. It was just plain retarded. I never laughed at any part and only somewhat begin to smile at the part with the "time machine." I will have to put all the blame on Puggy for this one. After reading a lot of the posts above and seeing how some of you thought this movie was hilarious, I now don't feel even somewhat upset that you don't find me funny because if you think this movie was funny or even the least bit entertaining, you wouldn't know funny if it flew off a monkey's ass and hit you between the eyes. That is all.
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Dogs Akimbo
05/10/2005 08:43 PMI haven't seen this movie, but should I even waste money on renting it?
Someone told me that the movie could be summarized as:
Not funny part
Not funny part
Not funny part
Not funny part
Not funny part
Not funny part
Not funny part
Not funny part
Not funny part
Not funny part
Not funny part
Not funny part
Some dumbass dances likes a retard
Not funny part
Not funny part
I promise that any money saved on not renting it will be used on vodka.
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Chi Chi Don Felipe
05/10/2005 08:54 PMI judge people based on whether or not they like the movie. People who like it fall into the "Awesome" category in all other categories of their lives. People who hated it fall into the "HighSoci" category, to which you may draw your own conclusions.
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Whistler P. McManus
05/10/2005 09:19 PMNapoleon Dynamite was about infinity times better than a High Soci post.
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The Mofopotamus
05/10/2005 09:41 PMI didn't like the movie when I saw it... I frost-ing hate it now because...
1) People worship it.
2) This thread.
3) I associate it with somebody (in REAL life) that I hate now.
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Tinker to Evers to Chickens
05/11/2005 09:44 AMOkay, the movie had some bright moments when I saw it late one night, but the punchyness might have added to it.
But one of my daughter's friends lended it to her and the kids have now seen it.
And quoteing it.
Endlessly.
Kill me.
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Virnomine
05/11/2005 09:51 AMAgain?
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DemoMonkey, Unplugged!
05/11/2005 10:46 AMAnyone whose opinion on any form of art or media is determined, even remotely, by whether anyone else like or dislikes it, is a sheep.
And since you read this statement on the internet, that makes it true, and you have to agree with it.
The internet.
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Tinker to Evers to Chickens
05/11/2005 10:55 AMAll the cool kidz say interweb.
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DemoMonkey, Unplugged!
05/11/2005 11:01 AMI wasn't cool even when saying "cool", was.
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Tinker to Evers to Chickens
05/11/2005 11:01 AMsorry, kewl
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Refulgent Bandana
05/11/2005 11:55 AMDemo, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
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Erotic Kake
05/11/2005 12:07 PMRefulgent Bandana
I got 20 bucks that if you look in someone's browser history, you'll find "thesaurus.com" in there somewhere (between analsluts.com and manlove.org)
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Ditdah - 66 days away
05/11/2005 12:08 PMHey - I'll admit I don't know what it means, other than by assumtion.
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Refulgent Bandana
05/11/2005 12:09 PMNo Shakespeare, Kake.
I've got it quick-linked, I see no shame in it.
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Sharribarri
05/11/2005 12:09 PMMy lips hurt. Can someone bring me my chapstick?
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Ditdah - 66 days away
05/11/2005 12:10 PMI shouldn't even try and spell.
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Big Irish Guy
05/11/2005 12:11 PMI always liked Speak N Spell better anyway.
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dropkick brody
05/11/2005 12:11 PMI SAW IT! (bought it the day it came out on DVD)
Personally I thought it was orgasmic, it's about time we had another cult, wayne's world-esque movie.
To be an annoying quote nerd for a second...
It's pretty sweet...
It's, awesome...
It's, it's incredible...
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