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Napoleon Dynamite

Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116276

The Mofo!

01/18/2005 12:22 AM

Apparently this movie is the biggest thing with the younger age groups.... everybody keeps asking me if I've seen it and I always have to tell them "no". They always make these quotes from it and then laugh their little asses off and I just sit and stare at them because I frankly haven't a clue what they're talking about. People worship this film which I can only conclude is a cinematic abomination consistent with the crap that Hollywood churns out en masse.



People make my life miserable always staring at me with bewilderment and sometimes contempt over the fact that I haven't seen it. So, to add to their perplexment, frustration, and befuddlement, I have purchased a copy of "Napoleon Dynamite"... but I refuse to watch it let alone remove the plastic wrapping... because I know nothing will piss these morons off more than me treating this movie like it's not worth even taking out of its case to play.



This is just the type of stuff I love to do to screw with idiots... It's a sick game, and I know it's very small (and psychotic) of me to treat people and their movie choices like ostrich exrement not worthy of being in the same plane of existance as myself, but this is my pathetic life and this is the way I choose to live it. Three cheers for bitter elitism!

  • Hilarious 18 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116277

    HighSoci

    01/18/2005 12:23 AM

    I think it would have been better if it was "Napoleon Blownapart"

  • Hilarious 22 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116279

    Roofie Raccoon

    01/18/2005 12:25 AM

    Some day someone is going to poke you in the bum in a way that you don't like.

  • Hilarious 10 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116280

    newwave

    01/18/2005 12:25 AM

    Freakin' idiot!

  • Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116282

    The Mofo!

    01/18/2005 12:27 AM

    pats High Soci on the back



    Way to stand on my shoulders for clickies, you little vulture :)

  • Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116285

    The Mofo!

    01/18/2005 12:28 AM

    Roofie, your coon has enormous

























    ears

  • Hilarious 17 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116286

    Sideburns Felipe

    01/18/2005 12:28 AM

    Wow, every word of your post is wrong. Too bad it was a lengthy post. Napoleon Dynamite is one of my favorite movies, it's nothing like the en masse Hollywood crap. It's really good, and I now judge people based on their opinion on the film. Because I'm shallow.

  • Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116288

    Roofie Raccoon

    01/18/2005 12:30 AM

    Roofie, your coon has enormous

    ...

    ears




    And a long nose. I know.

  • Hilarious 19 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116289

    Gabosaurus Rex

    01/18/2005 12:30 AM

    So the unwrapped movie perplexes them how? Do you wear it around your neck as a coversation starter? And if you're not carrying it around with you, wouldn't the morons have to be at your house to see that you have it?

  • Hilarious 17 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116291

    Dianada

    01/18/2005 12:31 AM

    Mofo, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

  • Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116293

    The Mofo!

    01/18/2005 12:34 AM

    Wait, you're saying that this movie is actually good and not mindless crap? But how can that be? Can a nation that would elect Dubya to the presidency (once, not twice) truly appreciate a good, artistic movie? Maybe I should watch it... I just never thought that a decent movie could be appreciated by the masses they way this one has been.



    I trust in the disco ninja's wisdom... I might yet watch this flick...

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    Flirtatious Filly

    01/18/2005 12:37 AM

    I didn't like the movie. Thought it was stupid. Ah well!

  • Hilarious 7 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116295

    Sideburns Felipe

    01/18/2005 12:37 AM

    It appeals to me, because Napoleon is identifiable to anyone who was an awkward social outcast at some point. Which I guesstimate accounts for 97% of GAB's population.

  • Hilarious 26 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116297

    Gabosaurus Rex

    01/18/2005 12:39 AM

    The other 3% being Bob Johnson. He's so awesome he's three whole percent all by himself!

  • Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116299

    Roofie Raccoon

    01/18/2005 12:40 AM

    Chi Chi, your words hurt, man. Deep.

  • Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116300

    Captain Dan's Sea Legs

    01/18/2005 12:40 AM

    Bob Johnson is like high fat milk!

  • Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116301

    Sideburns Felipe

    01/18/2005 12:41 AM

    scratches Filly off the "Cool Kids" list.

  • Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116302

    The Mofo!

    01/18/2005 12:42 AM

    It appeals to me, because Napoleon is identifiable to anyone who was an awkward social outcast at some point. Which I guesstimate accounts for 97% of GAB's population.



    Which means I'm not going to get any clickies for this one... Shakespeare.



    But then why do the Hollister-wearing, Lil' Jon-quoting egocentric people like this movie? I am confused... are the socio-intellectual borders deteriorating!?! How will I know who to hate!?!

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116303

    Flirtatious Filly

    01/18/2005 12:46 AM

    Sideburns Felipe scratches Filly off the "Cool Kids" list.



    Aww, I was on the "cool kids" list? How sweet! If it makes you feel any better, Chi-chi, I usually love stupid movies. For some reason Napoleon just didn't do it for me.

  • Hilarious 16 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116308

    erika the little drummer girl

    01/18/2005 12:56 AM

    Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.





    Anyway, that movie is flippin' sweet.

  • Hilarious 9 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116317

    THGLASS 1138

    01/18/2005 01:04 AM

    BobJohnson is the opiate of the masses.

  • Hilarious 10 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116318

    Captain Dan's Sea Legs

    01/18/2005 01:06 AM

    Mr. Glass is the opiate of the asses

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116320

    The Mofo!

    01/18/2005 01:09 AM

    Oh.. and I can't tell you JUST HOW HILLARIOS DAVE LETTERMAN IS.... yank yank...

  • Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116324

    Zaphod Beeblebrox

    01/18/2005 01:16 AM

    I won't watch this movie either.



    Why would I want to watch a movie that seems to be about the kid I used to beat up in high school?

  • Hilarious 13 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116337

    Whistler P. McManus

    01/18/2005 01:58 AM

    I will see this movie if and when Puggy tells me to see it.

  • Hilarious 8 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116345

    Frogpop

    01/18/2005 02:13 AM

    I will see this movie if and when Puggy tells me how stupid he thinks it is.

  • Hilarious 9 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116388

    TableTopJane...look closer

    01/18/2005 07:19 AM

    Can a nation that would elect Dubya to the presidency (once, not twice) truly appreciate a good, artistic movie?



    Technically, to be fair, we only elected him once.

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116389

    Phla Mignon

    01/18/2005 07:27 AM

    snickers

  • Hilarious 16 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116390

    Phla Mignon

    01/18/2005 07:32 AM

    3 musketeers

  • Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116416

    No Jive 2005 Lila

    01/18/2005 08:25 AM

    3! Noses?!

  • Hilarious 16 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116417

    No Jive 2005 Lila

    01/18/2005 08:28 AM

    Oh, and if you refuse to watch a movie based on nothing more than your floundering comparison of it to the election (WTF?) then you totally deserve to miss out on a guy getting knocked off his bike by a steak.

  • Hilarious 7 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116438

    PuggyD

    01/18/2005 09:51 AM

    Whistler, you gotta see this movie! It's the stupidest movie ever, Frogpop!

  • Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116440

    Trixxie

    01/18/2005 09:53 AM

    I thought it was a potatoe?

  • Hilarious 15 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116441

    PuggyD

    01/18/2005 09:54 AM

    Your mom goes to college.

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116443

    Aimless Succulicious divorce’

    01/18/2005 09:57 AM

    That movie was the longest 15 minutes of my life. Thank god I fell asleep and didn't have to endure the whole thing.

  • Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116458

    PuggyD

    01/18/2005 10:15 AM

    Seriously, though, if you haven't seen the movie by now, just skip it, because there's no way it's going to live up to the hype. It's good, but not *great*, and it is kind of slow moving. If you seriously already bought the damn movie, though, then watch it and stop bragging about how good you are at wasting money on non-functional taunt-centric objects, bitch.

  • Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116475

    SpecialKake

    01/18/2005 10:39 AM

    I thought the movie was freakin sweet, but it's one of those movies that only 1/2 of the population gets or can relate to.





    Are you going to eat your tots?

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116477

    SpecialKake

    01/18/2005 10:40 AM

    I should also mention that I smoke a lot of marijuana.

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116604

    dropkick brody

    01/18/2005 01:37 PM

    I really wanna see it! It looks like my kind of movie, with the quote-ability and the physical gags.



    But none of my friends want to see it, so I'll wait until the DVD.

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116608

    dropkick brody

    01/18/2005 01:43 PM

    The ONE time I don't preview.



    Someone up there mustn't like me.

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    Professor Nutbutter

    01/18/2005 02:48 PM

    I thought it was pretty good. Goofy in a funny way. I didn't think it was the best movie ever or anything though. I'm glad I saw it and I'd see it again.



    ChiChi, do you know the illegal ninja moves from the government?

  • Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116627

    MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet

    01/18/2005 03:09 PM

    10sec. Napolean Dynamite;



    Begins - Interesting - Ackward - Uncomfortable - cute - Ackward - Uncomfortable - Cute - Ackward - End.

  • Hilarious 9 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116636

    DemoMonkey. Period.

    01/18/2005 03:18 PM

    On a similar note, I think it would drive all those assinine car jocks absolutely insane if Mofo were to buy a Ferrari, and then show his absolute contempt for it by not only not driving it, but actually sending it to a complete stranger in Mississauga.



  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116732

    Rob Borer

    01/18/2005 10:29 PM

    While I thought that N.D. was a good movie, alas, it has fallen down into the same old over-quoted Shakespeare that all the [popular] funny becomes.



    -Austin Powers

    -Chappelle's show

    -Saturday Night Live (not SNL - yes there's a difference)

    -Simpson's (before it became "Homer's stupid. That's funny. Season complete.")

    -Family Guy

    -Adam Sandler anything

    -There are a million more



    Right now, I hate anyone who quotes N.D.

    I have no friends.

  • Hilarious 17 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116736

    erika the little drummer girl

    01/18/2005 10:37 PM

    decides to be contrary



    Rob, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

  • Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116740

    Rob Borer

    01/18/2005 10:47 PM

    I realize why people quote movies.

    It's like an inside joke - everyone who understands it feels like they are part of something special, and that makes them feel important.



    In all actuality, you and your nerd friends are just lame.

  • Hilarious 14 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116742

    Sideburns Felipe

    01/18/2005 10:49 PM

    U R LAMEZ0R

  • Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116748

    Rob Borer

    01/18/2005 11:01 PM

    While we're throwing insults:





    -is a ninja

    -likes anime

    -good at DDR and arithmatic

    -straight black hair/squinty eyes

    -gay cats

    < /whisper >



    CHEAP ASS JEW!

  • Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1116781

    Gabosaurus Rex

    01/19/2005 12:16 AM

    -good at DDR and arithmatic





    But not ritin'.

  • Hilarious 11 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1117128

    newwave

    01/19/2005 01:16 PM

    If you're referring to your penis, I think I speak for the GAB collective when I say that I agree.

  • Hilarious 10 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1117136

    Oliver Chest

    01/19/2005 01:22 PM

    Sorry I missed this thread. I've been in Alaska hunting wolverines with my Uncle.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1117145

    superkat

    01/19/2005 02:05 PM

    I haven't actually seen the movie, but I do know that Napoleon has Asperger's Syndrome.

  • Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1142169

    (mofo)e4.219 = (wacko)^3

    02/27/2005 12:43 AM

    UPDATE: I saw it. Not good. I had another rant about it somewhere. It doesn't suck but it's not nearly good enough for the following it has. NOW WHOT THE HELL BROUGHT THIS THREAD BACK UP!?! May God bestow on you many intestinal infections.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1142296

    Whistler P. McManus

    02/27/2005 02:53 AM

    Asperger's Syndrome, also known as Asperger's Disorder or Autistic Psychopathy, is a Pervasive Developmental Disorder (PDD) characterized by severe and sustained impairment in social interaction, development of restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, and activities. These characteristics result in clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.



    Okay, so Napoleon has Asperger's Syndrome. From that definition, so do about 94% of GABbers.



    Your point was...?



  • Hilarious 6 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1142299

    Whistler P. McManus

    02/27/2005 02:56 AM

    Now gimme some of your tots.

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    Dweezil Meniketti

    02/27/2005 09:31 AM

    Two guys at work keep quoting the movie. One of them says the movie is horrible to watch but the quotes make it worth it. It took him 3 days to get through it because that's all the more he can stand to watch it in one sitting.



    If it takes three days to sit through a movie, I don't want to see it.

  • Hilarious 9 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1142379

    Spicey McHaggis

    02/27/2005 10:37 AM

    Some people think Napoleon Dynamite sucked, while others think it was awesome. I'm sure there are plenty of people who are ambivalent about it, but they don't care enough to mention it.



    I liked the movie quite a bit. It was impossible for me to not like it. The farmer blew the friggin' cow's brains out right in front of a busload of kids! How could the movie not be awesome with a scene like that?

  • Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1142386

    Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle

    02/27/2005 11:33 AM

    pets her Liger because everyone knows Tigons are dumb and smell like poo.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1142390

    Underwhere?

    02/27/2005 12:05 PM

    Spicey, I <3 you right now.

  • Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1142391

    Spicey McHaggis

    02/27/2005 12:11 PM

    It's because of my nunchuck skills, isn't it?

  • Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1142395

    Underwhere?

    02/27/2005 12:26 PM

    Of course. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.



    We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom.

    Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate.

    I love technology, but not as much as you, you see.

    But I STILL love technology.

    Always and forever.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1142407

    millie

    02/27/2005 02:06 PM

    didn't see the movie

    My nephew has Asperger's Syndrome.



    Sometimes it's funny because he has no social skills and says rude things to people he doesn't know with a straight face.



    Most of the time, it's tiresome, because he goes on and on about his obsession du jour. If you try to interrupt him, he just pauses, and then continues on with his monologue.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1148748

    Napoleon DynaChickens

    03/09/2005 05:17 AM

    Was this the worst movie ever? Probably. Did it have spikes of pure comedy gold? Si Senor. Did I have the feeling I was watching a really funny train wreck where for the sake of all that's holy you should avert your eyes and burn your dvd player but just cannot because you can't stop gigging? Do you fear for the future of a country that would release a film this bad. Of course. Have you found your new superhero name? Freakin YEAH.

  •   2 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1194973

    HighSoci

    05/10/2005 08:31 PM

    I really didn't want to bump this thread, but I watched this movie finally yesterday and all I have to say is that it was the biggest waste of an hour and a half of my life that I will never get back. This movie wasn't dumb, it wasn't crazy, and it wasn't even stupid. It was just plain retarded. I never laughed at any part and only somewhat begin to smile at the part with the "time machine." I will have to put all the blame on Puggy for this one. After reading a lot of the posts above and seeing how some of you thought this movie was hilarious, I now don't feel even somewhat upset that you don't find me funny because if you think this movie was funny or even the least bit entertaining, you wouldn't know funny if it flew off a monkey's ass and hit you between the eyes. That is all.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1194975

    Dogs Akimbo

    05/10/2005 08:43 PM

    I haven't seen this movie, but should I even waste money on renting it?



    Someone told me that the movie could be summarized as:



    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Not funny part

    Some dumbass dances likes a retard

    Not funny part

    Not funny part



    I promise that any money saved on not renting it will be used on vodka.



  • Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1194977

    Chi Chi Don Felipe

    05/10/2005 08:54 PM

    I judge people based on whether or not they like the movie. People who like it fall into the "Awesome" category in all other categories of their lives. People who hated it fall into the "HighSoci" category, to which you may draw your own conclusions.

  • Hilarious 6 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1194986

    Whistler P. McManus

    05/10/2005 09:19 PM

    Napoleon Dynamite was about infinity times better than a High Soci post.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1194992

    The Mofopotamus

    05/10/2005 09:41 PM

    I didn't like the movie when I saw it... I frost-ing hate it now because...

    1) People worship it.

    2) This thread.

    3) I associate it with somebody (in REAL life) that I hate now.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195053

    Tinker to Evers to Chickens

    05/11/2005 09:44 AM

    Okay, the movie had some bright moments when I saw it late one night, but the punchyness might have added to it.



    But one of my daughter's friends lended it to her and the kids have now seen it.



    And quoteing it.



    Endlessly.



    Kill me.

  • Hilarious 9 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195060

    Virnomine

    05/11/2005 09:51 AM

    Again?

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195087

    DemoMonkey, Unplugged!

    05/11/2005 10:46 AM

    Anyone whose opinion on any form of art or media is determined, even remotely, by whether anyone else like or dislikes it, is a sheep.



    And since you read this statement on the internet, that makes it true, and you have to agree with it.



    The internet.

  • Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195100

    DemoMonkey, Unplugged!

    05/11/2005 11:01 AM

    I wasn't cool even when saying "cool", was.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195129

    Refulgent Bandana

    05/11/2005 11:55 AM

    Demo, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195135

    Erotic Kake

    05/11/2005 12:07 PM

    Refulgent Bandana





    I got 20 bucks that if you look in someone's browser history, you'll find "thesaurus.com" in there somewhere (between analsluts.com and manlove.org)

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195141

    Ditdah - 66 days away

    05/11/2005 12:08 PM

    Hey - I'll admit I don't know what it means, other than by assumtion.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195142

    Refulgent Bandana

    05/11/2005 12:09 PM

    No Shakespeare, Kake.



    I've got it quick-linked, I see no shame in it.

  • Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195143

    Sharribarri

    05/11/2005 12:09 PM

    My lips hurt. Can someone bring me my chapstick?

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195145

    Ditdah - 66 days away

    05/11/2005 12:10 PM

    I shouldn't even try and spell.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195147

    Big Irish Guy

    05/11/2005 12:11 PM

    I always liked Speak N Spell better anyway.

  •   0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1195148

    dropkick brody

    05/11/2005 12:11 PM

    I SAW IT! (bought it the day it came out on DVD)



    Personally I thought it was orgasmic, it's about time we had another cult, wayne's world-esque movie.



    To be an annoying quote nerd for a second...



    It's pretty sweet...

    It's, awesome...

    It's, it's incredible...

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