HighSoci 28,954 16
01/18/2005 12:23 AM

I think it would have been better if it was "Napoleon Blownapart"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 9
01/18/2005 12:25 AM

Some day someone is going to poke you in the bum in a way that you don't like.

newwave 45,912 9
01/18/2005 12:25 AM

Freakin' idiot!

The Mofo! 10,950 9
01/18/2005 12:27 AM

<action> pats High Soci on the back </action>



Way to stand on my shoulders for clickies, you little vulture :)

The Mofo! 10,950 9
01/18/2005 12:28 AM

Roofie, your coon has enormous

























ears

Sideburns Felipe 161,287 14
01/18/2005 12:28 AM

Wow, every word of your post is wrong. Too bad it was a lengthy post. Napoleon Dynamite is one of my favorite movies, it's nothing like the en masse Hollywood crap. It's really good, and I now judge people based on their opinion on the film. Because I'm shallow.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 9
01/18/2005 12:30 AM

Roofie, your coon has enormous

...

ears



And a long nose. I know.

Gabosaurus Rex 9,232 12
01/18/2005 12:30 AM

So the unwrapped movie perplexes them how? Do you wear it around your neck as a coversation starter? And if you're not carrying it around with you, wouldn't the morons have to be at your house to see that you have it?

Dianada 57,119 105
01/18/2005 12:31 AM

Mofo, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

The Mofo! 10,950 9
01/18/2005 12:34 AM

Wait, you're saying that this movie is actually good and not mindless crap? But how can that be? Can a nation that would elect Dubya to the presidency (once, not twice) truly appreciate a good, artistic movie? Maybe I should watch it... I just never thought that a decent movie could be appreciated by the masses they way this one has been.



I trust in the disco ninja's wisdom... I might yet watch this flick...

Flirtatious Filly 39,160 20
01/18/2005 12:37 AM

I didn't like the movie. Thought it was stupid. Ah well!

Sideburns Felipe 161,287 14
01/18/2005 12:37 AM

It appeals to me, because Napoleon is identifiable to anyone who was an awkward social outcast at some point. Which I guesstimate accounts for 97% of GAB's population.

Gabosaurus Rex 9,232 12
01/18/2005 12:39 AM

The other 3% being Bob Johnson. He's so awesome he's three whole percent all by himself!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 9
01/18/2005 12:40 AM

Chi Chi, your words hurt, man. Deep.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,357 11
01/18/2005 12:40 AM

Bob Johnson is like high fat milk!

Sideburns Felipe 161,287 14
01/18/2005 12:41 AM

<action>scratches Filly off the "Cool Kids" list.</action>

The Mofo! 10,950 9
01/18/2005 12:42 AM

It appeals to me, because Napoleon is identifiable to anyone who was an awkward social outcast at some point. Which I guesstimate accounts for 97% of GAB's population.



Which means I'm not going to get any clickies for this one... Shakespeare.



But then why do the Hollister-wearing, Lil' Jon-quoting egocentric people like this movie? I am confused... are the socio-intellectual borders deteriorating!?! How will I know who to hate!?!

Flirtatious Filly 39,160 20
01/18/2005 12:46 AM

Sideburns Felipe scratches Filly off the "Cool Kids" list.



Aww, I was on the "cool kids" list? How sweet! If it makes you feel any better, Chi-chi, I usually love stupid movies. For some reason Napoleon just didn't do it for me.

erika the little drummer girl 76,152 9
01/18/2005 12:56 AM

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.





Anyway, that movie is flippin' sweet.

THGLASS 1138 25,325 11
01/18/2005 01:04 AM

BobJohnson is the opiate of the masses.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,357 11
01/18/2005 01:06 AM

Mr. Glass is the opiate of the asses

The Mofo! 10,950 9
01/18/2005 01:09 AM

Oh.. and I can't tell you JUST HOW HILLARIOS DAVE LETTERMAN IS.... yank yank...

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
01/18/2005 01:16 AM

I won't watch this movie either.



Why would I want to watch a movie that seems to be about the kid I used to beat up in high school?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
01/18/2005 01:58 AM

I will see this movie if and when Puggy tells me to see it.

Frogpop 173,113 25
01/18/2005 02:13 AM

I will see this movie if and when Puggy tells me how stupid he thinks it is.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,911 15
01/18/2005 07:19 AM

Can a nation that would elect Dubya to the presidency (once, not twice) truly appreciate a good, artistic movie?



Technically, to be fair, we only elected him once.

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
01/18/2005 07:27 AM

<action>snickers</action>

Phla Mignon 130,632 34
01/18/2005 07:32 AM

<action>3 musketeers</action>

No Jive 2005 Lila 78,550 12
01/18/2005 08:25 AM

3! Noses?!

No Jive 2005 Lila 78,550 12
01/18/2005 08:28 AM

Oh, and if you refuse to watch a movie based on nothing more than your floundering comparison of it to the election (WTF?) then you totally deserve to miss out on a guy getting knocked off his bike by a steak.

PuggyD 48,295 12
01/18/2005 09:51 AM

Whistler, you gotta see this movie! It's the stupidest movie ever, Frogpop!

Trixxie 65,014 14
01/18/2005 09:53 AM

I thought it was a potatoe?

PuggyD 48,295 12
01/18/2005 09:54 AM

Your mom goes to college.

Aimless Succulicious divorce’ 54,807 10
01/18/2005 09:57 AM

That movie was the longest 15 minutes of my life. Thank god I fell asleep and didn't have to endure the whole thing.

PuggyD 48,295 12
01/18/2005 10:15 AM

Seriously, though, if you haven't seen the movie by now, just skip it, because there's no way it's going to live up to the hype. It's good, but not *great*, and it is kind of slow moving. If you seriously already bought the damn movie, though, then watch it and stop bragging about how good you are at wasting money on non-functional taunt-centric objects, bitch.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/18/2005 10:39 AM

I thought the movie was freakin sweet, but it's one of those movies that only 1/2 of the population gets or can relate to.





Are you going to eat your tots?

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/18/2005 10:40 AM

I should also mention that I smoke a lot of marijuana.

dropkick brody 43,075 12
01/18/2005 01:37 PM

<action< stamps foot </action> I really wanna see it! It looks like my kind of movie, with the quote-ability and the physical gags.



But none of my friends want to see it, so I'll wait until the DVD.

dropkick brody 43,075 12
01/18/2005 01:43 PM

The ONE time I don't preview.



Someone up there mustn't like me.

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
01/18/2005 02:48 PM

I thought it was pretty good. Goofy in a funny way. I didn't think it was the best movie ever or anything though. I'm glad I saw it and I'd see it again.



ChiChi, do you know the illegal ninja moves from the government?

MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/18/2005 03:09 PM

10sec. Napolean Dynamite;



Begins - Interesting - Ackward - Uncomfortable - cute - Ackward - Uncomfortable - Cute - Ackward - End.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,232 10
01/18/2005 03:18 PM

On a similar note, I think it would drive all those assinine car jocks absolutely insane if Mofo were to buy a Ferrari, and then show his absolute contempt for it by not only not driving it, but actually sending it to a complete stranger in Mississauga.

Rob Borer 958 8
01/18/2005 10:29 PM

While I thought that N.D. was a good movie, alas, it has fallen down into the same old over-quoted Shakespeare that all the [popular] funny becomes.



-Austin Powers

-Chappelle's show

-Saturday Night Live (not SNL - yes there's a difference)

-Simpson's (before it became "Homer's stupid. That's funny. Season complete.")

-Family Guy

-Adam Sandler anything

-There are a million more



Right now, I hate anyone who quotes N.D.

I have no friends.

erika the little drummer girl 76,152 9
01/18/2005 10:37 PM

<action> decides to be contrary



Rob, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

Rob Borer 958 8
01/18/2005 10:47 PM

I realize why people quote movies.

It's like an inside joke - everyone who understands it feels like they are part of something special, and that makes them feel important.



In all actuality, you and your nerd friends are just lame.

Sideburns Felipe 161,287 14
01/18/2005 10:49 PM

U R LAMEZ0R

Rob Borer 958 8
01/18/2005 11:01 PM

While we're throwing insults:



<whispers to self>

-is a ninja

-likes anime

-good at DDR and arithmatic

-straight black hair/squinty eyes

-gay cats

< /whisper >



CHEAP ASS JEW!

Gabosaurus Rex 9,232 12
01/19/2005 12:16 AM

-good at DDR and arithmatic





But not ritin'.

newwave 45,912 9
01/19/2005 01:16 PM

If you're referring to your penis, I think I speak for the GAB collective when I say that I agree.

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
01/19/2005 01:22 PM

Sorry I missed this thread. I've been in Alaska hunting wolverines with my Uncle.

superkat 114 8
01/19/2005 02:05 PM

I haven't actually seen the movie, but I do know that Napoleon has Asperger's Syndrome.

(mofo)e4.219 = (wacko)^3 10,950 9
02/27/2005 12:43 AM

UPDATE: I saw it. Not good. I had another rant about it somewhere. It doesn't suck but it's not nearly good enough for the following it has. NOW WHOT THE HELL BROUGHT THIS THREAD BACK UP!?! May God bestow on you many intestinal infections.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/27/2005 02:53 AM

Asperger's Syndrome, also known as Asperger's Disorder or Autistic Psychopathy, is a Pervasive Developmental Disorder (PDD) characterized by severe and sustained impairment in social interaction, development of restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, and activities. These characteristics result in clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.



Okay, so Napoleon has Asperger's Syndrome. From that definition, so do about 94% of GABbers.



Your point was...?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
02/27/2005 02:56 AM

Now gimme some of your tots.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,085 13
02/27/2005 09:31 AM

Two guys at work keep quoting the movie. One of them says the movie is horrible to watch but the quotes make it worth it. It took him 3 days to get through it because that's all the more he can stand to watch it in one sitting.



If it takes three days to sit through a movie, I don't want to see it.

Spicey McHaggis 114,973 33
02/27/2005 10:37 AM

Some people think Napoleon Dynamite sucked, while others think it was awesome. I'm sure there are plenty of people who are ambivalent about it, but they don't care enough to mention it.



I liked the movie quite a bit. It was impossible for me to not like it. The farmer blew the friggin' cow's brains out right in front of a busload of kids! How could the movie not be awesome with a scene like that?

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,771 17
02/27/2005 11:33 AM

<action> pets her Liger because everyone knows Tigons are dumb and smell like poo.

Underwhere? 99,723 76
02/27/2005 12:05 PM

Spicey, I <3 you right now.

Spicey McHaggis 114,973 33
02/27/2005 12:11 PM

It's because of my nunchuck skills, isn't it?

Underwhere? 99,723 76
02/27/2005 12:26 PM

Of course. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.



We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom.

Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salivate.

I love technology, but not as much as you, you see.

But I STILL love technology.

Always and forever.

millie 116,854 28
02/27/2005 02:06 PM

<action>didn't see the movie</action>

My nephew has Asperger's Syndrome.



Sometimes it's funny because he has no social skills and says rude things to people he doesn't know with a straight face.



Most of the time, it's tiresome, because he goes on and on about his obsession du jour. If you try to interrupt him, he just pauses, and then continues on with his monologue.

Napoleon DynaChickens 282,028 58
03/09/2005 05:17 AM

Was this the worst movie ever? Probably. Did it have spikes of pure comedy gold? Si Senor. Did I have the feeling I was watching a really funny train wreck where for the sake of all that's holy you should avert your eyes and burn your dvd player but just cannot because you can't stop gigging? Do you fear for the future of a country that would release a film this bad. Of course. Have you found your new superhero name? Freakin YEAH.

HighSoci 28,954 16
05/10/2005 08:31 PM

I really didn't want to bump this thread, but I watched this movie finally yesterday and all I have to say is that it was the biggest waste of an hour and a half of my life that I will never get back. This movie wasn't dumb, it wasn't crazy, and it wasn't even stupid. It was just plain retarded. I never laughed at any part and only somewhat begin to smile at the part with the "time machine." I will have to put all the blame on Puggy for this one. After reading a lot of the posts above and seeing how some of you thought this movie was hilarious, I now don't feel even somewhat upset that you don't find me funny because if you think this movie was funny or even the least bit entertaining, you wouldn't know funny if it flew off a monkey's ass and hit you between the eyes. That is all.

Dogs Akimbo 205,280 31
05/10/2005 08:43 PM

I haven't seen this movie, but should I even waste money on renting it?



Someone told me that the movie could be summarized as:



Not funny part

Not funny part

Not funny part

Not funny part

Not funny part

Not funny part

Not funny part

Not funny part

Not funny part

Not funny part

Not funny part

Not funny part

Some dumbass dances likes a retard

Not funny part

Not funny part



I promise that any money saved on not renting it will be used on vodka.

Chi Chi Don Felipe 161,287 14
05/10/2005 08:54 PM

I judge people based on whether or not they like the movie. People who like it fall into the "Awesome" category in all other categories of their lives. People who hated it fall into the "HighSoci" category, to which you may draw your own conclusions.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
05/10/2005 09:19 PM

Napoleon Dynamite was about infinity times better than a High Soci post.

The Mofopotamus 10,950 9
05/10/2005 09:41 PM

I didn't like the movie when I saw it... I frost-ing hate it now because...

1) People worship it.

2) This thread.

3) I associate it with somebody (in REAL life) that I hate now.

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 282,028 58
05/11/2005 09:44 AM

Okay, the movie had some bright moments when I saw it late one night, but the punchyness might have added to it.



But one of my daughter's friends lended it to her and the kids have now seen it.



And quoteing it.



Endlessly.



Kill me.

Virnomine 79,379 11
05/11/2005 09:51 AM

Again?

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,232 10
05/11/2005 10:46 AM

Anyone whose opinion on any form of art or media is determined, even remotely, by whether anyone else like or dislikes it, is a sheep.



And since you read this statement on the internet, that makes it true, and you have to agree with it.



The internet.

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 282,028 58
05/11/2005 10:55 AM

All the cool kidz say interweb.

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,232 10
05/11/2005 11:01 AM

I wasn't cool even when saying "cool", was.

Tinker to Evers to Chickens 282,028 58
05/11/2005 11:01 AM

sorry, kewl

Refulgent Bandana 91,270 9
05/11/2005 11:55 AM

Demo, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/11/2005 12:07 PM

Refulgent Bandana





I got 20 bucks that if you look in someone's browser history, you'll find "thesaurus.com" in there somewhere (between analsluts.com and manlove.org)

Ditdah - 66 days away 123,092 14
05/11/2005 12:08 PM

Hey - I'll admit I don't know what it means, other than by assumtion.

Refulgent Bandana 91,270 9
05/11/2005 12:09 PM

No Shakespeare, Kake.



I've got it quick-linked, I see no shame in it.

Sharribarri 14,124 11
05/11/2005 12:09 PM

My lips hurt. Can someone bring me my chapstick?

Ditdah - 66 days away 123,092 14
05/11/2005 12:10 PM

I shouldn't even try and spell.

Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
05/11/2005 12:11 PM

I always liked Speak N Spell better anyway.

dropkick brody 43,075 12
05/11/2005 12:11 PM

I SAW IT! (bought it the day it came out on DVD)



Personally I thought it was orgasmic, it's about time we had another cult, wayne's world-esque movie.



To be an annoying quote nerd for a second...



It's pretty sweet...

It's, awesome...

It's, it's incredible...