TheFoye 55,700 16
01/19/2005 02:14 AM

I'm druck as Frost and some cute fat chick bought me a drink and rubbed her titties on me at the bar!





YEAH I'M Frost-ing OUTTA IRAQ, NO MORE FrostIN' MORTARS AND ROCKETS!

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/19/2005 02:15 AM

Welcome home, soldier!



Now if we can only get the rest of your brothers-in-arms home safely!

Livewire 78,229 13
01/19/2005 02:16 AM

Bring us back a souvenir! How about a... um... a...



What do they have in Iraq anyway?



Oh yeah, bring us back some sand!

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/19/2005 02:17 AM

I tried to bring back sand, customs made me put it back!

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/19/2005 02:18 AM

The sorry Frosters forgot to check my ass crack though!

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/19/2005 02:27 AM

Welcome back, Foye.







Thank You

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/19/2005 02:28 AM

I tried to bring back sand, customs made me put it back!



Don't feel bad, Foye; remember, they did the same thing to Stormin' Norman after Desert Storm!

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/19/2005 02:30 AM

I tried to bring back sand, customs made me put it back!



But let me know if you really want some. We're getting truckloads of main rotor blades back every week, and when we open each one, it's FULL of sand!

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/19/2005 02:32 AM

You don't mind if it comes off a (Marine Corps) Whiskey Cobra, do ya?

GerbilNuzzle 12,005 12
01/19/2005 02:33 AM

The sorry Frosters forgot to check my ass crack though!



Maybe they just recognized it as the same sand you brought INTO Iraq in your ass crack.

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/19/2005 02:34 AM

If you send me Iraqii sand I may have to kill you!



I've seen enough of that Shakespeare for 1 year!

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/19/2005 02:40 AM

Did I mention some fat chick rubbed her titties on me at the bar?





IT WAS FrostIN' AWESOME!

Producer Poops Oatmeal 7,627 9
01/19/2005 02:42 AM

You sure it wasn't a fat dude that rubbed his man-titties on you? You know, alcohol does have weird effects and all...

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/19/2005 02:45 AM

I've seen enough of that Shakespeare for 1 year!



That thought HAD occurred to me; BYW, I still owe you a beer or nineteen!

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/19/2005 02:45 AM

It was a chick!



And the most action I've gotten all year!

Producer Poops Oatmeal 7,627 9
01/19/2005 02:48 AM

Worry not. It's still more action than what I've gotten all year.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/19/2005 03:02 AM

Maybe you should check her to make sure she isn't smuggling any sand.









If she is, maybe she will let you bury yourself in it.

Exploited Piemaster - Fillys sex slave 12,538 15
01/19/2005 03:11 AM

Welcome home Foye

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/19/2005 03:43 AM

Welcome back Foye. Congratulations on your ability to duck and cover, and to dodge bullets, mortars, rpgs, rockets, and Iraqi poop.



And I'll second Declan by saying



Thank you.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/19/2005 03:49 AM

But you suck at falling down.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
01/19/2005 04:05 AM

I wanted to post something really funny here. Cause, you know, it's a comedy site. But I just can't think of anything funny. I'm just so damn glad you're back. I hope to talk to you on the phone again now that you're back in the states. It sucked talking to you while you were over there. I was kind of worried that a bomb was gonna fall while I was talking to you. I didn't want to have to come to GAB and tell them all that your dying words were "I want my mommy" or "hold me tighter, sgt."



And I'd like to add another Thank You to the list. You done good, boy.

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/19/2005 06:30 AM

The sorry flapers forgot to check my ass crack though!



..So you're saying you brought me a watch?

Underwhere? 101,393 77
01/19/2005 09:35 AM

Welcome back Foye!

Phuc 237,919 21
01/19/2005 09:39 AM

Where's Stoploss when you need it?



Seriously, welcome back to USA, kid. Hope you Frosted the Shakespeare outta the fat chick had a good night.

Bankey 70,843 10
01/19/2005 09:45 AM

Welcome back Foye!



Bad news though, gas prices went up while you were away...



how's that for irony?

larkknot 3,359 10
01/19/2005 09:47 AM

Foye, welcome back, and I hope they don't do to you what they plan to do to another recently-returned friend of mine and send you back in a year. By the way, if you check my yahoo photo album, you (and only you!) will be able to see another whole album of photos. Have fun!

Sharribarri 14,124 11
01/19/2005 10:28 AM

Yeah!!!! Foye I am thrilled to hear you are back. Glad to hear you're safe and sound and had some action.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/19/2005 10:50 AM

Foye, on behalf of everyone I'd like to express our gratitude to you for doing your part to guard and protect us all.



If it weren't for your bravery and self-sacrifice, one of us would have had to take that chubby rubbing.



Thanks man.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
01/22/2005 09:55 AM

I thought maybe this dropped off the board because people didn't see it with GAB going down every hour. I figured more people would post in his coming home thread.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/22/2005 10:17 AM

More would post in his coming out thread maybe.



But coming home is good, too. Yay Foye!

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/22/2005 10:30 AM

I just realized, I don't think we even know if The Foye has security clearance to GAB from home or not yet.







Am I correct ?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/22/2005 11:28 AM

I didn't see it! I didn't see it!



Welcome back Foye and thank you!



Are you still drunk?

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/22/2005 12:20 PM

The sorry Frosters forgot to check my ass crack though!



WMDs!



Welcome back.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/22/2005 02:20 PM

Hey Foye, thanks for making the world a little safer for democracy.





AND WEED!!!!





Just kidding.





Seriously though, dude, you totally should have banged that broad. Why didn't you?

Derpa Derp - a man on a mission 375 8
01/22/2005 02:23 PM

Vlad, did you just make an entire post without reffering to yourself in the third person once?



I'm asham-- heh heh I said reffer.

Fillyicious 39,193 20
01/22/2005 02:24 PM

Feliz Navidad....Feli-oh. Welcome back, Foye! No more sleepless nights for a while, that's awesome. Lemme know if you want any more pics.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/22/2005 02:37 PM

forgot to check my ass crack though!



Why? So they can clearly see you're (your) nuts?

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/22/2005 02:41 PM

Damn Filly, you're hot! Can you send Vlad some pics too? vladbites@hotmail.com.



Thanks!

Underwhere? 101,393 77
01/22/2005 03:05 PM

Foye, I don't know if you're ruining GAB, but those pics you sent me ruined my sex life.



By that I mean, my finger has been aching for weeks. WEEKS.

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/22/2005 04:48 PM

Whew, I was wasted that night! I vagually remember getting kicked out of a cab in the middle of Baltimore and having to call the hotel to come pick me up! It wasn't my fault, I thought the cabbie was an Iraqi!

Cracker5000 68,758 11
01/22/2005 04:54 PM

Glad you made it back safe Foye. May your life be blessed with many more fat chicks. Oh, and thanks.

Fillyicious 39,193 20
01/22/2005 04:54 PM

Foye, offer's still open if you want it.

Cracker5000 68,758 11
01/22/2005 04:58 PM

If he doesn't want em', I'll take em.cvttr@yahoo.com

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/22/2005 04:58 PM

You know I want it baby!

TheFoye 55,700 16
01/22/2005 05:02 PM

Seriously though, dude, you totally should have banged that broad. Why didn't you?



Normally I would have, but my wife wouldn't let me, she said something about being faithful, whatever that means!

Fillyicious 39,193 20
01/22/2005 05:04 PM

Check yer mail, Foye.

millie 116,988 28
01/22/2005 05:30 PM

Welcome back and thanks!

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/22/2005 08:43 PM

I bet it is real comforting to have a drunk soldier in your cab, just home from Iraq, and you have your cabbie license posted with your last name in plain view, and there isn't a single vowel to be found in it.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
04/28/2007 06:10 AM

bump for Foye!

Phla Sucks. No, not like that. 131,068 34
04/28/2007 06:41 AM

Hi Donk! I didn't really want to say bad words at you for no good reason like I did in that other thread, but it sure seemed like a real good idea at the time. I'm never mad at anyone and I thought that was 98% of the funny. So either I was totally wrong, or the clickies have turned invisible. If that's the case, then please ignore all of the above, thxyerabanana.

Millie 116,988 28
04/28/2007 07:09 AM

Hi Foye. I sent your cookies over a week ago. Did you get them yet?

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
04/28/2007 07:10 AM

Where the hell is my watch!

Millie 116,988 28
04/28/2007 07:13 AM

Was I supposed to send you a watch?

Sorry.

Now I will go to bed, even though my migraine will keep me from sleeping.

Frogpop - I AM asking for it! 173,153 25
04/28/2007 07:47 AM

Not you, G.I. Jerkoff.

Anh the Epicurean 11,158 14
04/28/2007 07:53 AM

This will make everyone happy again!

TheFoye 55,700 16
04/28/2007 01:27 PM

I sure wish I had a fat chick rubbing titties on me right now.

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
04/28/2007 01:46 PM

Seriously though, dude, you totally should have banged that broad. Why didn't you?


Normally I would have, but my wife wouldn't let me, she said something about being faithful, whatever that means!

Chix Raises His Kilt At Thee 286,527 61
04/28/2007 02:35 PM

Fillyicious
Side-splitting
1/22/2005 3:54 pm [yG1SKRlaXIruETyPetJoPw]

Foye, offer's still open if you want it.

Filly's the new VFW welcome wagon?

Anybody else think a term overseas might just be worth it?

Chix Raises His Kilt At Thee 286,527 61
04/28/2007 02:36 PM

But seriously dude, I'm thinking the same thing. You come through town and dinner and drinks are on me.

Chix Raises His Kilt At Thee 286,527 61
04/28/2007 02:36 PM

I'm thinking Filly's making a better offer though.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/28/2007 03:33 PM

Filly's the new VFW welcome wagon?


I was never welcomed back from...uh, North Carolina.

BBM: Twisted Sister 6,369 10
04/29/2007 03:29 AM

Welcome back!
Take a trip to Canada and I will do more than just rub my titties on you! Offer is open, just like my legs!


note: I have not had sex or any sexual contact since January.

Millie 116,988 28
04/29/2007 03:49 AM

Have you ever heard the saying that when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with every other person they've every had sex with?

It's funny how that just occurred to me--I'm not sure why...

Millie 116,988 28
04/29/2007 03:50 AM

Who slipped me a Y?

Straw+ 97,986 37
04/29/2007 04:16 AM

Well, Millie, then if BBM and Foye get together, there'll be an awful lot of people having an awful lot of sex at the same time.

Millie 116,988 28
04/29/2007 04:24 AM

Ain't that the truth!

Anyway, I wasn't trying to sound bitchy about it and it wasn't supposed to be a slam at BBM.

Sorry if it sounded that way.

Heh. TTJ is usually the one apologizing!

BBM: Twisted Sister 6,369 10
04/29/2007 07:45 AM

No problem Millie, I didn't take offense. I kind of WISH someone was slamming me though!


Again, sorry...my hormones are in overdrive tonight it seems.

Napkin 30,762 12
04/29/2007 08:58 AM

So you're back...

Shakespeare. You'd think that $20 would have been enough for an Iraqi assassin.

Erm... I mean

Thank You

P.S. You wouldn't happen to have an Iraqi phonebook with you, would you?

TheFoye 55,700 16
04/29/2007 10:59 AM

Um, you guys do know that this thread was made in Jan 05 right, I will be back from this trip in Jan 08 Mar 08.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
04/29/2007 02:04 PM

oh...

well I guess that gives you ample opurtunity to get me some camel spiders then.


Can't wait to have you back in the states Foye!

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
04/29/2007 04:30 PM

I feel bad that Foye won't be back until next year and BBM is going to continue to suffer.

I'm willing to step up to support our troops by buying a ticket to Canada.

See? That's me, always willing to give.

Jew Girl 15,189 12
04/30/2007 02:45 AM

Dear Foye,

Welcome home! Check your e-mail.

csme

Millie 116,988 28
04/30/2007 02:59 AM

Um, he's not home...unless he now considers Iraq his home.

You spin me right round baby right round 15,189 12
04/30/2007 02:13 PM

I don't read ALL of the posts. I guess it's a good thing my computer went down while I was trying to send him twat pix.

TheFoye 55,700 16
04/30/2007 03:27 PM

I have to say that is not a good thing at all, you can still send some pics if you want to just because, well, Iraq sucks.

Chix 286,527 61
04/30/2007 03:43 PM

That's hilarious. I didn't see the date at all.

Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
04/30/2007 04:41 PM

Welcome back. Did you bring me my male and female pair of Camel Spiders like I asked?

icky

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
04/30/2007 04:45 PM

I will be joining some branch of the military soon. Not sure which one yet though.

This Taco's being Crunched by the Gears of War! 61,976 36
04/30/2007 04:48 PM

Those spiders are Frost-ing unnecessary in this continent, Trix.

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
04/30/2007 04:50 PM

Camels, however, are not unnecessary on this continent. Please smuggle a few, Foye.

Sharri 14,124 11
04/30/2007 04:53 PM

Oh! Join the ChAir Force with me! I leave for basic on June 5th!

Cone Bold Stikini 62,262 18
04/30/2007 04:56 PM

I will be joining some branch of the military soon. Not sure which one yet though.

Judging from your name, Joe, whatever branch of the military you decide to join, you won't be on the same side as Foye.

Just Plain Straw 97,986 37
04/30/2007 05:02 PM

When Foye does finally return, it will be anticlimactic. But hopefully not for him, ifyouknowwhatimean.

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
04/30/2007 05:07 PM

Judging from your name, Joe, whatever branch of the military you decide to join, you won't be on the same side as Foye.

SHHHHHHHH!

No, but seriously, I may be going to the Air Force, into intelligence school hopefully.
<insert 'LoLz BuT J0e yuO aren't intellig3nt' here.

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
04/30/2007 05:08 PM

>

Smokatronic 2,388 9
04/30/2007 05:28 PM

You may end up in Ft Huachuca then. I live here if you needed beer or something...

Smokatronic 2,388 9
04/30/2007 05:30 PM

Oh, and I wished I had joined the Air Force my whole Army career. Harder to get promoted, but easier AND much better looking females than the Army.

Just Plain Straw 97,986 37
04/30/2007 05:33 PM

Smokatronic, did you ever update about your security clearance debacle?

Sharri 14,124 11
04/30/2007 05:39 PM

Oh, and I wished I had joined the Air Force my whole Army career. Harder to get promoted, but easier AND much better looking females than the Army.

I do resemble the better looking part of this statement, but cannot verify the "easier" statement as fact.

Smokatronic 2,388 9
04/30/2007 06:15 PM

Sharri, for example, on run competition days, we would all have to run the 4 mile course, while I hear the Air Force Drill Instructors asking all personal who do not "feel like running" to return to their rooms. Just one example, but I base most of the "easy" statement on that.

Smokatronic 2,388 9
04/30/2007 06:16 PM

Straw,
My clearance is still in Limbo, but I did receive an extension from 11 MAY to 04 JUN which is good news. I'm still working on it.

Smokatronic 2,388 9
04/30/2007 06:17 PM

Oh, I didn't mean "easier" females. Just realized how that looked.