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I just thought of what I'm going to do tomorrow!
I am going to speak like a newsreader ALL DAY! I'm going to form proper sentences, deliver them precisely, and end on a cheery note/sad note with a cheery face/sad face as the news requires!
I challenge you lot to do it too!!!
Go on, it'll be fun! It will like acting in real life and you're the only one who's in on it!
Remember, you have to firmly BELIEVE you are a real newsreader and try to keep a straight face.
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Side-splitting
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Daggy The Magnificent 86,705  14
01/20/2005 06:24 AM
Extra points if you pretend to be getting messages through your earpiece.
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Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/20/2005 06:31 AM
How very Broadcast News of you, dear.
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Brian Toldme 86,705 14
01/20/2005 06:34 AM
I'm sorry, we seem to be missing that information. Let's cross to the lovely Amy for a weather update.
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Intoxicated Ape 615 9
01/20/2005 06:36 AM
Make sure you preface every post with a headline that buttFrosts grammer and the english language in order to create a really lame pun as well.
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Brian Toldme 86,705 14
01/20/2005 06:38 AM
Do you mean grammar?
I think YOU just buckfutted your grandma!
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Intoxicated Ape 615 9
01/20/2005 06:47 AM
Yup, I guess I did.
/10.30 in the morning.
Clearly I need some tea.
goes to put the kettle on...
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Side-splitting
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The n00b formaly known as Megatron 3,360 9
01/20/2005 06:58 AM
Sorry to inturrupt your Gabbing, but this just in.
I am not funny, in my month of gabbing I have recived 19 clickies and 5 bad clickies. I will be a n00b until hell freezes over.
Now back to your regurly scheduled thread!
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Ray's plastic hair 51,764 12
01/20/2005 07:27 AM
Brian's dead Daggy. Brian's Dead.
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Jajoba 1,357 10
01/20/2005 07:30 AM
I just gave you clickie number 20 cos us "long term noobs" have to stick together.
Tip of the day: regular - r.e.g.u.l.a.r. - regular
Customary, usual, or normal: the train's regular schedule.
Orderly, even, or symmetrical: regular teeth.
Well-ordered; methodical: regular habits.
Occurring at fixed intervals; periodic: regular bowel movements.
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The n00b formaly known as Megatron 3,360 9
01/20/2005 07:37 AM
Cheers for the smiley! I'm stuck at work watching Blair witch 2. Uncut and bootie as ever!
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TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
01/20/2005 11:21 AM
<action>once again sits in a news thread and waits for someone to say "Jane, you ignorant slut"</action>And now, the fake news.
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No Jive 2005 Lila 78,555 13
01/20/2005 11:25 AM
You being an ignorant slut was real news?
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/20/2005 11:31 AM
"in my month of gabbing...I have recived ...5 bad clickies"
I got that many from Lila in the first hour I was here.
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The n00b formaly known as Megatron 3,360 9
01/20/2005 11:40 AM
This just in!
No_Key_Bandit is also claiming that he didn't feel quit accepted in the Gab community in his first hour, and now to German reporter Hanz Sheissespiesen
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daisypie 49,378 9
01/20/2005 11:44 AM
"This just in, former President Ronald Reagan is still dead. Back to you."
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No Jive 2005 Lila 78,555 13
01/20/2005 12:11 PM
I got that many from Lila in the first hour I was here.
HEY! You can't prove that!
Can you?
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/20/2005 12:17 PM
Dumbest. Idea. Ever.
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/20/2005 12:25 PM
"HEY! You can't prove that!
Can you?"
I tried to use "New and Improved Search" to find the thread, but all I got were a bunch of fart and penis jokes.
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TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
01/20/2005 12:27 PM
You being an ignorant slut was real news?
I'm sorry, Lila. Perhaps we haven't met....
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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/20/2005 12:33 PM
We must kill the weatherman and eat his heart. It will give us strength!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WON'T SOMEONE MAKE THE WORDS COME BACK!!
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Humphrey B 51,764 12
01/20/2005 08:00 PM
DAGGY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
Jim Waley's been sacked.
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Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/20/2005 08:10 PM
You being an ignorant slut was real news?
I'm sorry, Lila. Perhaps we haven't met....
You probably haven't, Janey. Plus, being a staunch repugnicant, Lila has never seen an episode of "Saturday Night Live" (now in it's 30th year!).
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/20/2005 10:45 PM
regurly
Tha' ol' houn' dog regurly getzinna shed and eets up all da turnips.
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thegreatwent 564 9
01/20/2005 11:19 PM
Jane, you ignorant slut
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/20/2005 11:20 PM
This just in: there is a Tsunami in my pants, pictures at eleven.
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