beachchick14 144 8
01/23/2005 12:16 AM

my mother is dead.

AussieSarah-feeding babys to dingos for a low$1.99 8,390 9
01/23/2005 12:18 AM

my mother is dead

welding accident ?

McRib is a Jedi Knight 13,155 9
01/23/2005 12:18 AM

Dead mothers make good conversation pieces.

Napkin: Calvin is the clean George Carlin 30,762 12
01/23/2005 12:18 AM

YOU SAID YOU WOULD LEAVE!

Napkin: Calvin is the clean George Carlin 30,762 12
01/23/2005 12:19 AM

That Ogden Nash is 14!

beachchick14 144 8
01/23/2005 12:20 AM

he mentioned my mother. she died in a car crash last year, and i never said i would leave, i said i would stop posting.

Snap Napkin 30,762 12
01/23/2005 12:21 AM

He's smarter than you! And that's called posting you stupid mother-less bitch.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/23/2005 12:21 AM

This thread is as good as any to say "what the hell is happening around here?" I don't understand most of the posts this weekend and there are too many unfunny noobs.



GET OFF MY LAWN!

AussieSarah-feeding babys to dingos for a low$1.99 8,390 9
01/23/2005 12:22 AM

HE , is a she - or a he on female hormones

Daggy of Aquitaine 86,705 14
01/23/2005 12:23 AM

Dead welders are ruining GAB.

Snap Napkin 30,762 12
01/23/2005 12:23 AM

I LOVE YOU DAGGY!

Snap Napkin 30,762 12
01/23/2005 12:27 AM

I just love that someone gave her a clicke for "my mother is dead"

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/23/2005 12:28 AM

That was me! I thought it was funny!

McRib is a Jedi Knight 13,155 9
01/23/2005 12:33 AM

I vote for less burials and more toilet flushings.

Fillyicious 39,193 20
01/23/2005 12:37 AM

This thread is as good as any to say "what the hell is happening around here?" I don't understand most of the posts this weekend and there are too many unfunny noobs.



I'm hoping I'm one of the (at least somewhat) funny noobs.

McRib is a Jedi Knight 13,155 9
01/23/2005 12:40 AM

It's even funnier when you mail pictures of your tits to wonderful people like me.



</hint>

Snap Napkin 30,762 12
01/23/2005 12:41 AM

She's 14, Rib.

Fillyicious 39,193 20
01/23/2005 12:44 AM

I'm not, thankyouverymuch. And Rib, check the photo album. That's as much as you'll see, sorry dearie. That is, unless I get something to change my mind.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/23/2005 12:44 AM

If it would help, I'd further my discussion on roasted garlic jellybeans, but the experts of comedy have deemed repeating things to be unfunny. In conclusion,



poop and brad nails.

McRib is a Jedi Knight 13,155 9
01/23/2005 12:45 AM

14? Well, that's a little older than I prefer but I'll make an exception.

beachchick14 144 8
01/23/2005 12:56 AM

perv

Daggy of Aquitaine 86,705 14
01/23/2005 12:57 AM

Ooh! BURRN!

Nerd, Comma. 27,000 12
01/23/2005 01:05 AM

Prince Charming was a whore.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/23/2005 01:12 AM

This thread is as good as any to say "what the hell is happening around here?" I don't understand most of the posts this weekend and there are too many unfunny noobs



And a bunch of unfunny not-so-noobs, too...

Nerd, Comma. 27,000 12
01/23/2005 01:13 AM

Too many negatives in that last phrase. No don't didn't none not understand what wasn't not not being unsaid double good vagina flaps monkey.

Fillyicious 39,193 20
01/23/2005 01:14 AM

Nerd, that just gave me a headache. THANKS A LOT!

McRib is a Jedi Knight 13,155 9
01/23/2005 01:15 AM

Who's on first?

Nerd, Comma. 27,000 12
01/23/2005 01:18 AM

Mostly teenage boys and a few unlucky 40 year olds.

AussieSarah-feeding babys to dingos for a low$1.99 8,390 9
01/23/2005 07:43 AM

Beachchicks mum , seconds before the accident.

superturky 0 0
01/23/2005 08:36 AM

yup, posts like these that give me mixed emotions. i get confused that these are the same people that get enraged that i have made similar posts as these directed to them and maha'd the hell out of me. but when it is said by the same people to others, it is funny?



shortly after, i feel a lot better and less insulted, as i see the petty hypocracy and apparent esteem issues facing these few poor gabbers who threaten violence when that is told to them.



too bad it usually isn't funny no matter who it's directed at said by.

Daggy of Aquitaine 86,705 14
01/23/2005 08:43 AM

Yeah. That's pretty much it.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/23/2005 09:01 AM

Your mother is a welder.



...and your father smells of hamsterberries!







Aside to beachchick



I am sorry for your loss. However, assuming you actually want to post here, you should never reveal personal details of your life on Gab, especially painful ones.



Unless you are prepared to have them thrown back in your face again and again and again and again. For years. Probably accompanied by Photoshopped pictures.



Possibly with a theme song.



Glad to help,

Demo

Daggy of Aquitaine 86,705 14
01/23/2005 09:04 AM

Dude. It's elderberries.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/23/2005 09:13 AM

Daggy



And it's "Your mother was a hamster".



See how I did a clever juxtaposition, to make a joke out of your original "welder" comment?



You may be many things Dags. But when it comes to things like Holy Grail quotes, do not seek to school me.



I AM THE ALPHA DORK!





















(PS: You kissed a girl once)















(PPS: What was it like?)

Daggy of Aquitaine 86,705 14
01/23/2005 09:20 AM

What the Frost is a holey grail?

superturky 0 0
01/23/2005 09:24 AM

i would imagine it is a cup that leaks.



a holy grail, however, well you apparently know how to use a computer, try this other website called google.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/23/2005 11:51 AM

try this other website called google



That's what I tell people when I don't know the answer. So far it's worked!

good vagina flaps monkey 211,569 32
01/23/2005 11:59 AM

Now, do I have to pay royalties to both Nerd AND Demo Monkey for this new name, or can I just assume it under Imminent Domain?

superturky 0 0
01/23/2005 12:02 PM

my problem is i probably know it too well, and couldn't fit it in a simple post or 2. so, if you really want to know...



if you want a hint:



it isn't a rubber ducky clutching red bull and cigarettes in it's feathers.

Pubah teh Incurable Rheumanitc 56,805 18
01/23/2005 03:21 PM

Dear Daggy,

The Holy Grail is the cup Jesus drank from (according to folklore) before Judas bizznitched on him.



Very valuable, if ever found...choose wisely.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/23/2005 09:18 PM

*Ahem* I think a few people neglected to click Demo's last post.

If you're one of the offenders, get your ass back up there and click the funny!

AussieSarah-feeding babys to dingos for a low$1.99 8,390 9
01/26/2005 12:47 AM

Dear Daggy,

The Holy Grail is the cup Jesus drank from (according to folklore) before Judas bizznitched on him.



Very valuable, if ever found...choose wisely.



Good explanation , but if Daggy read this any time after beer o'clock , here's how she'd have read it:

"Dear Daggy,

The Holy Grail blah blah cup blah blah blah blah blah .

Something blah blah blah blah choose whiskey

EllaL 800 8
01/26/2005 12:41 PM

im having a problem giving clickies because im laughing too hard, which makes my hand shake. teehee. er...

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/26/2005 01:13 PM

The Holy Grail is the cup Jesus drank from (according to folklore) before Judas bizznitched on him.



...and was used to catch the blood from his wounds on the cross.





Sincerely,



Anon.

Derpa DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! 375 8
04/27/2005 12:04 PM

good vagina flaps monkey



Now that's a custom icon I wouldn't mind seeing.