I've held off saying this until now...
A comedy conversation
by Dogs Akimbo  211,569  32
01/23/2005 07:25 PM 609 views
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I'm not one to go around saying bad things about peope (to their face). Nor am I one to point out others' faults, unless there is someone else around to make it more embarassing.
Sure, I'll kick a midget in the head when he's down, or towards the end of the year make up lies about my co-workers in order to increase my own bonus.
But I only do this when there's something in it for me.
Today, however, I've finally reached the point where I can't stand by and watch while one person destroys the community that is Gab.
The person I'm speaking of consistently posts comments that do not fit on Gab and show himself as being so different from the rest of us that it's embarrassing.
I've never favored censorship or banning someone's IP; I figure that ignoring someone is the best policy. I can safely say that most of you would agree that I'm quite ignorant. But I think the time has come for all of us appeal to John/Jeff/JimmyJim Hargrave to ban this person.
I'm speaking, of course, of DemoMonkey.
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Side-splitting
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Side-splitting
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569  32
01/23/2005 07:27 PM
Let me list my reasons: - DemoMonkey consistently avoids taking part in the newb bashing. How is someone supposed to prove that they are
funny if they are not treated like Shakespeare for a year and a half?
- DemoMonkey either is able to extemporaneously post coherent thoughts, or he considers his words before writing. I don't know which one is worse.
- DemoMonkey, to my knowledge, doesn't constantly demand that female gabbers or that man-boob guy) post pictures of their breasts. How the hell are the rest of us pathetic losers supposed to see tits if someone doesn't constantly hector the lovely Roofie, or the lovely Trae, or the lovely High Priestess or the lovely --well, you get my point-- to SUYT? Huh, how?
- DemoMonkey's humour is, in general, not targeted at any one person in a mean way. Sometimes it's even directed at himself (self-deprecating son-of-a-bitch!). Thanks for making the rest of us look like jerks.
- Finally, DemoMonkey seems to be well-balanced mentally and doesn't post long boring threads about how boring or terrible his life is, thus denying the rest of us some fodder to try use to create humourous posts. My life sucks; where the hell and I supposed to get funny material?
I didn't really want to have to say it, since it's become so cliche, but here it is:
Mature behaviour is ruining Gab.
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Hilarious
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/23/2005 07:27 PM
w00t!
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/23/2005 07:48 PM
How the hell are the rest of us pathetic losers supposed to see tits if someone doesn't constantly hector the lovely Roofie
All should learn from him. Long ago (7 months really) his maturity earned him immortality which he never once asked for. He is the Oboe Master.
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MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/23/2005 08:08 PM
I about crapped my pants untill I scrolled down and found the other posts. At first I thought the thread was blocked to me!
Then I had to laugh at myself for being egocentric enough to think I had even been noticed yet.
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Hilarious
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/23/2005 08:13 PM
I about crapped my pants
Then my work is about done here.
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Funny
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The High Priestess of Stewie 58,884 29
01/23/2005 09:15 PM
Let me list my reasons:
(It's a I missed this thread earlier)
- DemoMonkey consistently avoids taking part in the newb bashing. How is someone supposed to prove that they are
funny if they are not treated like Shakespeare for a year and a half?
He's the Leader of LEN, what do you expect?
- DemoMonkey either is able to extemporaneously post coherent thoughts, or he considers his words before writing. I don't know which one is worse.
No, he has had his stupid moments, like when he promised me a horse made out of gold melted into a car.
- DemoMonkey, to my knowledge, doesn't constantly demand that female gabbers or that man-boob guy) post pictures of their breasts. How the hell are the rest of us pathetic losers supposed to see tits if someone doesn't constantly hector the lovely Roofie, or the lovely Trae, or the lovely High Priestess or the lovely --well, you get my point-- to SUYT? Huh, how?
That's because he's a gentelman and knows better than to relise the jelousy within.
- DemoMonkey's humour is, in general, not targeted at any one person in a mean way. Sometimes it's even directed at himself (self-deprecating son-of-a-bitch!). Thanks for making the rest of us look like jerks.
Yea, I hate him for this too. Poop.
- Finally, DemoMonkey seems to be well-balanced mentally and doesn't post long boring threads about how boring or terrible his life is, thus denying the rest of us some fodder to try use to create humourous posts.
HA! You are so wrong.
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daisypie 49,378 9
01/23/2005 09:39 PM
I agree with DA 100%, and would like to add one more reason to the list:
DemoMonkey is a liar. A LIAR!!
While Demo is indeed not among the chorus of SUYT! hectorers,
(which is unforgivable if it would have exposed even ONE as yet
unexposed tit!) he promised to show us HIS, tits, and he has not!
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Hilarious
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Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/23/2005 09:46 PM
I want him banned because he's funnier than me.
In fact I want everybody banned that's funnier than me.
Looks like it's going to be just me and Superturkey if I get my wish.
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Funny
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millie 116,988 28
01/23/2005 10:02 PM
Maybe if he's banned, the nightmares will stop!
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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/23/2005 10:42 PM
I promised I'd show them if anyone asked.
No-one asked.
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daisypie 49,378 9
01/23/2005 10:50 PM
And another reason:
Demo not read good.
...Eric Nguyen asked to SYT three posts after you offered to show them.
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Hilarious
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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/23/2005 10:59 PM
Ok.
NOW I'm a liar.
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La Pistola 10,071 9
01/23/2005 11:35 PM
How the hell are the rest of us pathetic losers supposed to see tits if someone doesn't constantly hector the lovely Roofie, or the lovely Trae, or the lovely High Priestess or the lovely --well, you get my point-- to SUYT?
Well, let's see here . . . Maybe if every other woman on GAB wasn't constantly foreshadowed by them, they'd show off their tits as well.
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Hilarious
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La Pistola 10,071 9
01/23/2005 11:38 PM
Example: these are my tits. (I forgot to shave that day.)
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Chuckleworthy
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daisypie 49,378 9
01/24/2005 12:44 AM
If it's all the same to you, Pistol, I think I'll stick with my imaginary picture of your tits...
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La Pistola 10,071 9
01/24/2005 12:48 AM
And if it's all the same to you, daisypie, I actually did shave that day.
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daisypie 49,378 9
01/24/2005 12:51 AM
Tease
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FUBAR 16 8
01/24/2005 12:52 AM
If I said I had a beautiful body would you hack my computer?
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Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/24/2005 01:42 AM
Jeezzz Pistol,
I sure wish you would exhale and post a picture of it.
Cause I have the image of you still holding your breath
stuck in my head and I keep thinking you're going to pass out.
(Or who ever that was.)
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Hilarious
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Bonky 75,733 15
01/24/2005 08:51 AM
Shabazz, want some tootsie rolls?
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Hilarious
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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
01/24/2005 08:56 AM
Demo is a capitol fellow.
For a serial rapist.
What happens at Gabbessee STAYS at Gabbessee, damn it!
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La Pistola 10,071 9
01/24/2005 06:28 PM
Jeezzz Pistol,
I sure wish you would exhale and post a picture of it.
Cause I have the image of you still holding your breath
stuck in my head and I keep thinking you're going to pass out.
What?
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