Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
01/24/2005 09:54 PM

Dude, don't be so.........gay.

PuggyD 48,304 12
01/24/2005 09:56 PM

I'm TRYING.

erika the dumbass 76,152 9
01/24/2005 10:02 PM

As a student, I can tell you with a good amount of confidence: No, no one will come to a tie dye night.

PuggyD 48,304 12
01/24/2005 10:05 PM

Really? As in we tie dye shirts at the night, not just a night where we all just sit around and wear it.



So many effing hippies around. I thought I was meeting them halfway.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/24/2005 10:10 PM

To me an RA is a Research Assistant (aka graduate student). What is an RA to you?

La Pistola 10,071 9
01/24/2005 10:14 PM

That'd be Resident Assistant. Anywho, I'd totally come to tie dye night but I love gay stuff so it could be just me.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/24/2005 10:15 PM

I think Puggy is a Residence Assistant. Which means he's a student living in the dorms that sort of semi-supervises the other students. And lets them cry on his shoulder when their boy/girlfriend breaks up with them. And tells the dorm director when they're smoking weed without putting a towel under the door and opening the windows.



At least that's what they did when I lived in the dorms.



And Puggy, it sounds like you'll do fine. Just relax. It's not all about hall meetings.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/24/2005 10:16 PM

Oh, and I would totally go to tie-dye night. So it would be you, me, Pistol, the QTA and whatever theatre majors lived there.

erika the dumbass 76,152 9
01/24/2005 10:16 PM

In all honesty, my RA freshman year tried to hold a whole bunch of activity nights for us. Even the ones that sounded like they had fun potential no one went to. Unless you're provinding them with beer and condoms, it is very unlikely that they'll risk looking like nerds by going to an RA planned event.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/24/2005 10:30 PM

Makes sense now. I'd forgotten dorm life. The food was great, but everything else sucked. Our "RA's" were called HF's: "House Fellows". I kicked my roommates ass my freshman year because he was an Indian, excuse me, Native American, excuse me again, 1/8th Sioux who as an absolute Emerson because the white man took his land 400 years ago. Somehow he felt he deserved to have his every need taken care of by the white man (me) because of the injustices done to his people. Him heap big jerk.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/24/2005 10:30 PM

Invite them to a bible study.

millie 116,988 28
01/24/2005 10:32 PM

Every need?

















Fag.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/24/2005 10:32 PM

Anyway, where was I going with that story? Something about how the HF had to deal with the situation. Poor guy had no clue.

Robin® 14,626 10
01/24/2005 10:33 PM

I hosted a tie-dye night, but that was the night before I was marching in the pride parade with/for my friends.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/24/2005 10:35 PM

Millie, you could read into the messages on highway warning signs: Stop ahead.















I'm not stopping for just a head. I want the whole dick.

PuggyD 48,304 12
01/24/2005 10:37 PM

Look, the tie dye isn't my idea. The supply center has some easy craft programs put together that are apparently really good if it's your first house program and you want everything basically done for you cuz you're totally lost. So it's either tie dye or sand art. And who likes sand art? No one. Not even sand's mom.



Besides, my only other program idea was an Oscar party with a prize for whoever predicts the most winners. So save some of your gay jokes for that eventuality.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/24/2005 10:39 PM

Puggy, you are our gay joke.

PuggyD 48,304 12
01/24/2005 10:40 PM

Frost off.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/24/2005 10:40 PM

A tye dye party without a visine bottle full of liquid A is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/24/2005 10:41 PM

Frost on.



Frost off, Frost on. The Froster.

clap clap

PuggyD 48,304 12
01/24/2005 10:41 PM

Holy balls, I can't believe I hit submit on that one. Sorry. Seriously. Kneejerk reaction.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/24/2005 10:42 PM

then I have to do my job. And nobody wants that. Well, I mean, uh.



Quite honestly, I'd much rather just Suck, as your RA. <wink>







Whistlers right, it might just work out for everyone.



Schedule a Pop Culture Trivia Night with prizes, you will not only shellac them and get to keep the prizes, but be able to flaunt your obscure knowledge of all that is hip.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/24/2005 10:45 PM

Shouldn't it go:



Frost on.



Frost off, Frost on. The Froster.

slurp, slurp



or



wank, wank?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/24/2005 10:46 PM

Eh, I didn't care all that much.

La Pistola 10,071 9
01/24/2005 10:49 PM

Oh, and I would totally go to tie-dye night. So it would be you, me, Pistol, the QTA and whatever theatre majors lived there.



So long as it would be me and a bunch of gay guys (excluding Whistler, of course), could we make it naked tie dye night? With a whipped cream fight or something? It wouldn't be that gay.

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
01/24/2005 11:06 PM

My RA happened to live in our suite and she was so cool. She and one of the suitemates shared the same name, Elizabeth, and bizarrely enough had the same nickname - Libbie. So to tell them apart, everyone called them Licentious One and Libatious One.

La Pistola 10,071 9
01/24/2005 11:15 PM

the Licentious One



Lice? Ew . . .

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
01/24/2005 11:34 PM

I slept with my RA. And he was black.

PuggyD 48,304 12
01/24/2005 11:45 PM

That's frowned upon here.



Residents sleeping with RAs, not sleeping with black people.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
01/25/2005 12:01 AM

Puggy, I'm sure that you'll start to feel more comfortable in yournew position as time passes. Once you do, I know you'll be able to think of ideas that would interest the kdis there. Untin then, you just have to learn through trial and error.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
01/25/2005 12:03 AM

Somebody really needs to stop slipping me these sensitivity pills. I'm not funny when I'm being all nice and helpful.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
01/25/2005 01:37 AM

My hall had a homosexual RA my sophomore year... most hall activities were smoking pot, watching TV, erotic shirtless wrestling and eating lots of pizza.

Bloodhound Gang Felipe 161,353 14
01/25/2005 12:09 PM

My RA was the cheesiest guy ever. He was awesome. He got super amped when he scored tickets to see Bob Seger. For Halloween he dressed up as Jimmy Buffet.

Gabosaurus Rex 9,232 13
01/25/2005 01:00 PM

I think for your introduction meeting you should have dressed up like a drill sergeant and done your best R. Lee Ermey impersonation.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/25/2005 01:12 PM

"DO YOU SUCK DICK BOY?"



"SIR, NO SIR!"



"Really? That's too bad."

Phuc 237,919 21
01/25/2005 01:20 PM

I think I remember RAs at school. They were older people and they never smiled.



Now, I have RZA. He told me to diversify my bonds.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/25/2005 01:26 PM

Offer Connect Four and yell out "The Douggler!"

Bloodhound Gang Felipe 161,353 14
01/25/2005 01:30 PM

WU-TANG

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/25/2005 01:34 PM

Anyone seen the movie "Coffee & Cigarettes?"



There's a great scene with The RZA, The GZA, and Bill Murray.



Hi.lar.i.ous.

PuggyD 48,304 12
01/25/2005 02:08 PM

That particular scene is overrated.



Don't mind me, though, I'm just bitter because the Film Authorship class I'm taking this semester turned out to be all Jim Jarmusch and John Sayles. Not exactly two of my favorites.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/25/2005 03:51 PM

It is funny. Shutup.

Still you feed us lies from the TableTop 173,958 15
01/24/2006 09:26 AM

Well, that was a pretty Shakespearety bump to a thread that's A YEAR OLD.



Wanker.

Chickens down four pants sizes 286,527 61
01/24/2006 10:09 AM

I remember pennying our RA and leaving him to bang on his door all day after that bastard turned me over to student court as an arsonist. All I did was break the glass on the fire alarm. I didn't even set it off.



I think I remember calling him a fag too.

Chickens down four pants sizes 286,527 61
01/24/2006 10:10 AM

Course, he didn't take it as well as Puggy does.

Krons 45,655 12
01/24/2006 10:15 AM

...because Puggy uses lube.

Noe_Ki_Bannedit 76,490 10
01/24/2006 10:53 AM

"So long as it would be me and a bunch of gay guys... could we make it naked tie dye night? With a whipped cream fight or something? It wouldn't be that gay."



Not for you it wouldn't.

PuggyD 48,304 12
01/24/2006 11:19 AM

I know y'all miss me, but seriously. Move on.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,874 36
01/24/2006 12:14 PM

I thought this thread had a "Sealed In Plastic For Your Protection" aroma about it.