Rude Awakening
A comedy conversation
by daisypie  49,378  9
01/25/2005 12:04 PM 423 views
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A few weeks ago, my next door neighbor had her boyfriend move in with her. He brought with him a hot tub, which they set up on a deck which wraps around her house on the side facing my house, and around to the back.
This morning, as I awoke and started my morning routine, I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when I glanced out my bathroom window to see my neighbor swimming around in the hot tub. I was not staring, and I only glanced out for a moment, but in that moment she climbed out of the hot tub naked!
The neighbor's close to 70 years old, and for that age, I guess she's not that bad looking, but the truly disturbing thing is,
-my next door neighbor is my mom!
{{{shudder}}
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Side-splitting
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Bankey 70,843  10
01/25/2005 12:06 PM
<action>slaps daisypie</action>
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Nachos with a 5ft Claymore 57,521 23
01/25/2005 12:08 PM
And by 'next door' you mean the house above your basement?
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Hilarious
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dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/25/2005 12:08 PM
<action> hands daisypie the wire scrubbing brush and bleach </action> I think you know what to do, standard tubgirl/goatse procedure.
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Chuckleworthy
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Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/25/2005 12:16 PM
For every attractive person, there are several not attractive people. This is one of the reasons I'm against outdoor and public bathing.
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daisypie 49,378 9
01/25/2005 12:42 PM
Actually, my 5ft friend, by 'next door' I meant the property and domicile which is adjacent
to and abutting the property I own, upon which my own domicile is situated.
You made an honest mistake, I'm sure.
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Hilarious
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Gabosaurus Rex 9,232 13
01/25/2005 12:47 PM
What are you waiting for? Let's see some pics!
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/25/2005 12:54 PM
I agree. Webcam that action to a paid site called 6070grandmaAction.com and you're golden!
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Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/25/2005 01:14 PM
Time to enforce the six foot tall fence rule.
If she gives you any Shakespeare, just say,
"When we are talking about the view
from MY house you play by MY rules...."
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Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/25/2005 01:21 PM
Just to clarify too, how tall is your mom?
Because it reads a little bit like she was doing laps in there.
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Hilarious
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/25/2005 01:45 PM
He doesn't live in the basement, dumbass, he lives in apartment above the garage
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Chuckleworthy
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Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/25/2005 02:51 PM
he lives in (the) apartment above the garage.
The penthouse!
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/25/2005 03:07 PM
MILF Hunter pays big bucks for that Shakespeare. So does Chris Garrett.
Extra for bukkake action.
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daisypie 49,378 9
01/25/2005 11:29 PM
Hey, for what I pay in property taxes to live across the street from the Atlantic ocean, if my mother actually had an apartment over the (or even had a) garage, I'd gladly live there!
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daisypie 49,378 9
01/25/2005 11:30 PM
MILF Hunter pays big bucks for that Shakespeare. So does Chris Garrett.
Chris, make me an offer...
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Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/26/2005 12:22 AM
Think of the money Mom would save in electricity, just having CG make the bubbles.
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/26/2005 12:25 AM
Yes, but the cost would be offset by the money needed to keep him fed with baked beans, broccoli and Taco Bell.
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