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I have a challenge for you...
A comedy conversation by Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
01/26/2005 09:27 AM 155 views

See if you can find my current location. If you can't guess within 2 days or you ask for it if it's too hard I have 2 more clues I can give you. I won't lie and will confirm if you're right. There is a reward in the forn of clickies : As many as you want, just this once. Here is the first clue: H.R.C.S.S.

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I have a challenge for you...

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Side-splitting 23 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121583
Fratberry 282,931 53
01/26/2005 09:37 AM

Here's another. S.T.F.U.

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121584
Bonky 75,733 15
01/26/2005 09:41 AM





Scottie, you are hovering over your keyboard, anxiously awaiting validation.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121585
Bonky 75,733 15
01/26/2005 09:43 AM





But, in the interest of compassion H.R.C.S.S = He really can't say so.

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121586
Bonky 75,733 15
01/26/2005 09:43 AM





You're hitting refresh again, aren't you?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121587
Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/26/2005 09:46 AM

If you can't guess within 2 days









OK, I bet you were in Glasgow Scotland within the last 2 days.

 

Side-splitting 24 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121590
Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/26/2005 10:02 AM

It's some place with Internet, so it probably isn't a jail, or a hospital.





Therefore, I have lost whatever miniscule interest I allegedly had.

 

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Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/26/2005 10:04 AM

Oh, an afterthought--





Do say "hello" to girlfriend Wanda and Woof the dog!

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121593
Happy Australia Day! 86,705 14
01/26/2005 10:07 AM

I want Declans cherries.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121595
Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/26/2005 10:10 AM

See if you can find my current location.



Is it: in the bedroom with a candlestick?

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121598
Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/26/2005 10:15 AM

Daggy- What are you offering?



Make it good, and I might let you have them for a day.



might





Earlier this month, my brother hijacked them for a post in my "Sound chips" thread.



He's cute, but he ain't always ethical.

 

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REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
01/26/2005 10:18 AM

11:1 odds his name is Waldo.

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121603
newwave 45,912 10
01/26/2005 10:24 AM

Dildo, maybe.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121615
Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/26/2005 11:00 AM

He's on the Harada Space Cruiser "Sloppy Seconds" posting from the weapons terminal.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121617
Bloodhound Gang Felipe 161,353 14
01/26/2005 11:07 AM

Um... SCOTLAND!

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121618
Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
01/26/2005 11:07 AM

You know *we can decrypt your IP address and track it to your specific location, right down to the address right??



Just wondering.





*we doesnt necessarily mean me, nor does it imply that we have hackers who know how to do that type of thing on this site. I'm just sayin.....

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121624
Steven The Knob Jockey 51 8
01/26/2005 11:17 AM

Edinburgh Aberdeen, Glasgow, Dundee, New St Boswells, St Andrews, Perth, Kinnell, Inverness, Skye of Curr.... to many towns to think of.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121626
Crackeroneus 68,758 11
01/26/2005 11:20 AM

You'r somewhere in the milky way aren't you.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121628
Steven The Knob Jockey 51 8
01/26/2005 11:22 AM

Aye, i might be, up there in o'ryans belt

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121632
Mr. Briham 38,843 10
01/26/2005 11:25 AM

Earth. What do I win?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1121694
SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/26/2005 12:19 PM

Her

Royal

Coleridge

Sucking

Squad?

 

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Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/26/2005 01:33 PM

Forget that! Where's me 4 yards (metres) of weathered green Scott tartan???

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1123303
Jonnyunderscore 66 8
01/28/2005 01:16 PM

what is Holyrood Roman Catholic Secondary School situated in Glasgow, Scotland

 

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Jonnyunderscore 66 8
01/28/2005 01:18 PM

sorry for "double-posting" but my last guess was a take on jeopardy.



I know I didnt get it over to well, maybe i should have peppered it with a couple of alexs's

 

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Gabe 9,232 13
01/28/2005 01:21 PM

I know! You're tied up in the trunk of my car.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1125116
Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
01/31/2005 04:58 PM

Jonnyunderscore wins

 

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Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/31/2005 05:08 PM

Are you in the Blue Oyster Bar?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1125123
Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/31/2005 05:13 PM

Secondary School





Congratulations. Now leave and remember, don't lie on the internet.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1125127
Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/31/2005 05:14 PM

Because it might have keys in it's pocket, And that just plain hurts.

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/31/2005 07:59 PM

Some friendly advice:

Run! While you still have wings to fly...

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/31/2005 08:08 PM

Or better yet, take a holiday in New York with that other guy.

 

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PhartSack 13,792 15
01/31/2005 08:24 PM

H.R.C.S.S







He

Really

Craves

Scottish

Sheep

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1125301
Humphreyİ 51,764 12
01/31/2005 08:28 PM

His Rectum Catholics Savagely Sodomise.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1125303
PhartSack 13,792 15
01/31/2005 08:29 PM

OK Humphrey wins.











this thread is over... Thanks

 

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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/31/2005 08:38 PM

You're welcome.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1133842
Jonnyunderscore 66 8
02/12/2005 11:16 AM

right, here are my demands:

1) 10000 cickies? yeah! 10000 clickis that should fill your time for about the next few so we might be able to stop anymore idiotic posts.



2)I want a helicopter on the roof and a fully gassed up jet on the runway, ready to take me across the border



3) your resignstion from zug's gabbing community...



you have 48 hours to comply before i start shooting hostages...

 

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Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/12/2005 11:20 AM

Pushes Phartstack to the front

 

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PhartSack 13,792 15
02/13/2005 12:36 AM

Pushes Phartstack to the front



Phartsack sacrifices all for ZUG, grabs Johnyunderscore and throws him to Hammerhead for the final kill.





Zug is safe again.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1134058
jepreport - premature articulator 58,758 13
02/13/2005 12:41 AM

Aaaaaah yes, Hammerhead.



Hammerhead lives among deep ocean shelves,

Preying upon humorless noobian elves,

With a bite like a bee,

He can force them to flee,

While tripping and chitting all over themselves.



If I can still crank these babies out like this on St. Paddy's Day, I'm going to be a featured story on the eleven o'clock news.