CPS
A comedy conversation
by FlyingNun  1,412  10
01/26/2005 06:35 PM 220 views
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Can anyone guess what C.P.S. stands for? And it's not cat poo spatula!
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Chuckleworthy
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Daggy 86,705  14
01/26/2005 06:37 PM
Culmonary pypass surgery!
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Daggy 86,705 14
01/26/2005 06:38 PM
Cat poo spoon?
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Oliver Chest® 203,475 12
01/26/2005 06:38 PM
Crown Prosecution Service
Chicago Public Schools
Current Population Survey
Child Postings Suck
Canadian Paediatric Society
Center for Policy Studies
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Side-splitting
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Daggy 86,705 14
01/26/2005 06:39 PM
Can't pee straight?
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Side-splitting
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FlyingNun 1,412 10
01/26/2005 06:39 PM
No! Joke's on you, it IS cat poo spatula! My cat laid an enormous turd on the carpet and I had to clean it up. not wanting to come as close to it as using paper towel would require, i used a spatula. Afterwards, I marched around the house, spatula high in the air singing "cat poo spatula" to the tune of the Spongebob theme.
The End.
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Hilarious
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Oliver Chest® 203,475 12
01/26/2005 06:40 PM
By the way, all of mine are right.
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Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
01/26/2005 06:41 PM
but, they're not funny
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Daggy 86,705 14
01/26/2005 06:42 PM
Ok, can we still guess?
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FlyingNun 1,412 10
01/26/2005 06:46 PM
I'm pretty sure if I said "no" it would be hazardous to my health and to those surrounding you.
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Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
01/26/2005 06:58 PM
You didn't talk to HighSoci, did you?
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Side-splitting
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Mr. Briham 38,843 10
01/26/2005 07:46 PM
<action>walks in, sips coffee</action>Yeeeah, Hi Peter, uh, just wanted talk to you about those CPS reports. Did you get that memo about putting the coversheets on them before you send them out? And, uhhh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too.
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Hilarious
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Spider Robinson 21 8
01/26/2005 10:10 PM
Clown Prostitution Service?
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GerbilNuzzle 12,005 12
01/26/2005 11:23 PM
It stands for I Spell Awesome
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Hilarious
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The Mofo! 10,950 10
01/26/2005 11:42 PM
err.. isn't that Cystic Penile Syndrome?
or new e-lingo for Craped my Pants and need to Shower... which would be a good replace that lmao/lol or whatever bullShakespeare.
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The Mofo! 10,950 10
01/27/2005 12:05 AM
uh, I just caught that my post should read... "Crapped my Pants"...
But I suppose if you wanted to shove a crpe down your pants (did I do that right?) a shower would still be in order
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/27/2005 12:55 AM
Crpe, I think.
And I'm not even Gay!
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