Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
01/27/2005 10:16 AM

Only if you plan to use your manlyness to Frost that machine.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/27/2005 10:16 AM

Not if you make it swallow.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
01/27/2005 10:24 AM

It's perfectly normal... Gabrielle.

joburger 367 8
01/27/2005 10:29 AM

Spin cycle.. YEA BABY!!





























Did i say that allowed?

Gabosaurus Rex 9,232 13
01/27/2005 10:29 AM

My wife and I have different last names and her name is on all the paperwork at the vet's office.



I took the dog in yesterday and when I paid, the woman looked at my credit card and then the name on the paperwork and then asked me, "Is Gabriel your girlfriend?"



I chuckled, then jumped over the counter and tore her throat out.

La Pistola 10,071 9
01/27/2005 10:53 AM

Gabe, talk to Priestess. A year or so ago, she was lusting after a blender. In other words, yeah that's kind of gay.

The Byrd 378 8
01/27/2005 10:53 AM

Did i say that allowed?



Hi. I'm joburger an I am sofa king we todd did.



Out loud you moron!

joburger 367 8
01/27/2005 11:24 AM

Que?

Gabosaurus Rex 9,232 13
01/27/2005 11:49 AM

They never get it.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/27/2005 12:05 PM

Perfectly normal, Gabe. Whirlpools rule.



Take that, Declan, you Maytag loving loser!

Oliver Chest® 203,475 12
01/27/2005 02:06 PM

Whirlpool = manly



Maytag = likestostickyourarmupotherboysbums

Napkiné 30,762 12
01/27/2005 04:01 PM

I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/27/2005 04:16 PM

That's the ONLY Whirlpool I'd give house room to. ONLY



Oh, and by the way, bro, I remember when your washer was a bottom of the line Hotpoint!





</appliance geek>

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/27/2005 04:17 PM

I can't use a front-loader because I have a medical condition (I think it's called anal-retentive stoopidity) that forces me to open the lid every 3 minutes to look at the clothing to make sure everything is okay.

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/27/2005 04:19 PM

Frontloaders, except for the Maytag Neptune, have windows!!

The High Priestess of Stewie, Leader of GVG 58,884 29
01/27/2005 04:19 PM

Pistol, it is a Kitchen-Aide stand-up 4qt mixer in Imperial Black and I still want it. I want to call it Darth Mixer and put a small cape around the neck.

Gabe 9,232 13
01/27/2005 04:25 PM

Our current washing machine blew up this morning, prompting a trip to Sears. This bad boy will be arriving tomorrow.



I'm probably going to have to buy a stick to beat off all the women that will want a piece of me when they see how Frost-ing clean my clothes will be.



Cleans 23 bath towels! Holy Shakespeare! I could open my own gay bathhouse!



The hand-washable cycle is so delicate you can wash your baby in this thing!

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
01/27/2005 04:30 PM

Gabe,

I've never wanted to come to your house and take my clothes off so badly as I do right now.



Of course, I just want to put them in your washer. I'm sure your wife wouldn't mind.

Chi-Chi K. Felipe™ 161,353 14
01/27/2005 04:34 PM

Front load washers are the BOMB. I want one so bad. So bad... it HURTS.

Gabe 9,232 13
01/27/2005 04:41 PM

Once it gets here, you may all mail me one pair of dirty underwear.















Which I will tote around in a Ziploc bag and sniff every so often.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
01/27/2005 04:50 PM

Right. So, do they have to be mine?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/27/2005 04:50 PM

I have a six quart Kitchenaid stand mixer.









Line up, ladies.

Gabosaurus Rex 9,232 13
01/27/2005 04:59 PM

So do I. And mine's black. And you know what they say about the black ones...









They're harder to see in the dark.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/27/2005 05:01 PM

I want to do this to mine

Gabosaurus Rex 9,232 13
01/27/2005 05:04 PM

Whoa. I never thought of tricking out my appliances. My dishwasher could really use some of those spinner rims.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/27/2005 05:08 PM

As long as you don't live in < ahref="http://coolice.legis.state.ia.us/Cool-ICE/default.asp?Category=BillInfo&Service=DspHistory&var=HF&key=0118C">Iowa</a>

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/27/2005 05:09 PM

*ahem*



As long as you don't live in Iowa

Gabe 9,232 13
01/27/2005 05:10 PM

Frost-ing anti-bling bastards.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/27/2005 05:30 PM

Apparently the spinning caps make the guy out front with the red flag dizzy.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/27/2005 07:51 PM

Frontloaders, except for the Maytag Neptune, have windows!!



Doesn't matter. For all I know, the CIA snuck into my basement and replaced the glass with a flatpanel screen/camera device that spies on me while I'm dancing during the spin cycle.

The High Priestess of Stewie, Leader of GVG 58,884 29
01/27/2005 08:17 PM

Doesn't matter. For all I know, the CIA snuck into my basement and replaced the glass with a flatpanel screen/camera device that spies on me while I'm dancing during the spin cycle.



Does it yell back to you "Step, step, leap, kick, arabess then point! Now get it right!"

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
01/27/2005 08:34 PM

Kitchen-Aide stand-up 4qt mixer in Imperial Black



Hey, I have that mixer! It's really nice too...I think I am going to go home and pulse it a few times in your honor...

The Omniscient BobJohnson 178,045 22
01/27/2005 08:36 PM

You're all freaks.

millie 116,988 28
01/27/2005 08:45 PM

These are Frost-ing cool. I wish I'd seen them before I got my boring stainless steel stove and refrigerator.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
01/27/2005 10:02 PM

Does it yell back to you "Step, step, leap, kick, arabess then point! Now get it right!"



It tells me to dry clean my neighbours.

Gabe 9,232 13
01/29/2005 11:01 PM

It turns out the washer and dryer have some bling after all. They've got tinted windows. Now all I have to add are the neon ground effects.



So, what cycle do I use to wash this?







>*< Safe for Work

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/29/2005 11:05 PM

Is there a lava wash cycle?

Whatever the goddess of wine is called 86,705 14
01/29/2005 11:36 PM

Fag.







No wonder I dumped you.

thegreatwent 564 9
01/30/2005 01:02 AM

I'm probably going to have to buy a stick to beat off all the women Trust me, it takes more than a stick to beat off all those women. Unless it's a neon vibrating stick...

thegreatwent 564 9
01/30/2005 01:11 AM

Or you could just buy women to beat you off. eh?

Fratberry® 282,931 53
01/30/2005 01:27 AM

It turns out the washer and dryer have some bling after all.



If you give them male and female Goatse graphics, I'll give you, like, eight dollars.

Gabe 9,232 13
01/30/2005 01:29 AM

I don't know how to draw a female goatse graphic, otherwise I'd be all over that.

Fratberry® 282,931 53
01/30/2005 01:31 AM

It should be easy enough. Where the "outie" is on the male, you substitute and "innie" instead.

Gabe 9,232 13
01/30/2005 01:53 AM

What, his belly button?