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A comedy conversation by Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 05:22 PM 270 views

I am feeling in a very creative mood today (as opposed to racist and full of hate). Now as many of you know I am an accomplished MSPainter and today I would like to share my ability with others.



So please, post who and/or what you would like to see, and as quickly as possible I shall paint and post, or PP.

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I'm taking requests:

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Hilarious 17 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122721
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/27/2005 05:25 PM

Draw a picture of me treating Ms. Chance like the dirty whore that she is.



Make is a period panting, set in the bronze age.



There should be french toast somewhere.



And aliens.



There should be a ring of merry schoolboys dancing around us.



Make it tasteful, please.

 

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Clementine® 171,275 14
01/27/2005 05:25 PM

I'm thinking of something classy involving Nutbutter, Panda, Demo Monkey, and Kittuns.



If classy doesn't work, try trashy.

 

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Clementine® 171,275 14
01/27/2005 05:31 PM

Or what Nutbutter said! That sounds much more intriguing!



Spank me hard Nutters.....Oh yes right there baby.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122726
Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/27/2005 05:31 PM

Could you scan me a $20?



Colour, front and back, 300 dpi, TIF format, please.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122729
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/27/2005 05:33 PM

Care for some powdered sugar on your toast, WHORE?

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122731
No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/27/2005 05:35 PM

Please give me a rendition of a soda can with a photo of a frowny-face on it. The background should be simple; like a green circle or something.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122732
Clementine® 171,275 14
01/27/2005 05:35 PM

Oh I'm too dirty for toast baby....make it bread. SmaShakespeare in my face......oh yeah thats the way momma like it.

 

Side-splitting 25 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122734
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 05:37 PM

Here ya go nutbutter!

 

Hilarious 17 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122735
Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/27/2005 05:38 PM

Dude, that is clearly set in the iron age.

 

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Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
01/27/2005 05:39 PM

On one hand, I chuckled.



On the other hand, if I clickie it, it will only encourage him.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122738
Clementine® 171,275 14
01/27/2005 05:40 PM

My hair is way too long and my boobs are way too short, you BASTARD!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122739
Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
01/27/2005 05:41 PM

Right. So, no french toast for a while for me.





Waffle, anyone?

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122740
MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/27/2005 05:41 PM

I would like to see a composite shot from one of the odyssey's Mars panoramas combining a pot bellied redneck on a lawnchair drinking a beer while watching a portable tv that's strapped to the leg of one of the Viking landers with duct tape.



And don't forget the old beaten up ice chest next to him.

 

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Clementine® 171,275 14
01/27/2005 05:42 PM

I was thinking twaffles, but whatev.

 

Side-splitting 23 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122745
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 05:45 PM

DR's Twenty

 

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Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/27/2005 05:48 PM

DR's Twenty



Is that worth more or less than Canadien pesos?

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122752
Phuc 237,919 21
01/27/2005 05:49 PM

I want a picture of Jeff as a pirate/Che Guevara.

 

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MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/27/2005 05:50 PM

whoops! Sorry Nerd, I meant Opportunity's Mars panoramas.

 

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Mr. Sir 66,718 9
01/27/2005 05:52 PM

Oh crap, I feel silly...





-Canadian-

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122763
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 06:03 PM

Madd Matt's MARRRRSSSSS!!!

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122767
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 06:04 PM

Yeah hehe My bad

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122769
dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/27/2005 06:06 PM

Paint what you think would be cool personal icons for some GABbers.

 

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MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/27/2005 06:07 PM

Nerd, You are officially on my list of Gab hero's.

 

Hilarious 19 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122774
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 06:15 PM

OH IT GETS BETTER YES IT DOES!



(Pirate John/Jeff)

 

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La Pistola 10,071 9
01/27/2005 06:19 PM

That poor baby steak.

 

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Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 06:20 PM

I know, no ketchup. *Frowns*

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122785
Napkiné 30,762 12
01/27/2005 06:24 PM

Ok Nerd, draw me beating 70 people to death with a tasteful yet scary metal dildo.



On a scooter. In the middle of the atlantic. While DANCING.

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122795
Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/27/2005 06:43 PM

It's dark in the middle of the Atlantic.





Oh, did I forget to say PAINT WARRRRR!

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122797
Napkiné 30,762 12
01/27/2005 06:45 PM

You dirty bastard.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122799
dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/27/2005 06:46 PM

Phla I sooo less than three you after that.



'You keep asking me, I'll keep telling ya, I don't get tired of it. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.'

 

Hilarious 16 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122805
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 06:57 PM

No Phla, you suck.





PHEAR THIS!

 

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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/27/2005 06:59 PM

It's the Jack that really makes it Art.

 

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Napkiné 30,762 12
01/27/2005 07:01 PM

YEA!

 

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Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 07:03 PM

HOOOOOOKKK!!!! HHHHWHAT?

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122809
Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
01/27/2005 07:03 PM

It's the Jack that really makes it Art.



It's the rack that really makes this Art.

 

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Fillyicious 39,193 20
01/27/2005 07:04 PM

That was.....beautiful. Je l'adore!

 

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Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 07:04 PM

What? I told you filly, I don't speak labor!!

 

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Fillyicious 39,193 20
01/27/2005 07:05 PM

Dan, I want to click you so many times for that.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122813
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 07:05 PM

TOO BAD HE DIDN'T DRAW IT!!!

 

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Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
01/27/2005 07:06 PM

Filly, I'd do anything to you.

 

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Fillyicious 39,193 20
01/27/2005 07:06 PM

To me?

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122816
Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
01/27/2005 07:06 PM

It's only a typo if you want it to be.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122817
Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/27/2005 07:07 PM

In other news, there's too much j in my pb and j. Right now it's pbandJJJJJ.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122818
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 07:07 PM

He'll use his peg leg.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122895
Spider Robinson 21 8
01/27/2005 10:16 PM

a black man, in my house, at night

 

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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/27/2005 10:18 PM

Your dots are uneven.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122933
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 11:01 PM

You have Herpes of the heart.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122938
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 11:12 PM

A painting for those who never particiated in my thread.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122940
Phuc 237,919 21
01/27/2005 11:13 PM

You are the Frost-ing man!

 

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Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 11:14 PM

Wait, are you kidding? I'm ascared you are kidding.

 

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Fillyicious 39,193 20
01/27/2005 11:15 PM

I can honestly say that's the first time I've been goatse'd in a very long time. DAMN YOU, NERD!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1122945
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/27/2005 11:16 PM

Hey do me a favor, take it out.





What? Oh, THE KNIFE IN MY BACK!!! You ruined the joke.





That means you are a terrorist.

 

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Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/28/2005 01:06 AM

Phuc, don't make me draw a frowny face with a single solitary tear trailing down it's lonely face.

 

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erika the dumbass 76,152 9
01/28/2005 01:13 AM

My request is for you to draw a frowny face with a single solitary tear trailing down its lonely face.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1123000
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/28/2005 01:14 AM

Titty pics to me first. You have 30 seconds starting 1 minute ago.

 

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erika the dumbass 76,152 9
01/28/2005 01:25 AM

Fine. However, they will only be my rendition of them, done in MSPaint of course.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1123652
Nerd, Artist, Cashier, Trash Boy. 27,000 12
01/28/2005 10:41 PM

Any more requests? I've got time for maybe 2 more, I'm feeling like Fresh Vagina!