The Omniscient BobJohnson 178,045 22
01/29/2005 09:08 PM

Your friend and that waitress are obviously idiots.



However, it should be noted that over easy is the correct way to order eggs.

The Omniscient BobJohnson 178,045 22
01/29/2005 09:09 PM

Because that's how I like them and I'm perfect.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
01/29/2005 09:10 PM

What about the waiter? Is he an idiot?

The Omniscient BobJohnson 178,045 22
01/29/2005 09:12 PM

Oh, crap. I knew I should have studied for the reading comprehension test.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/29/2005 09:19 PM

As if there's diners on the west coast!

Rothgo 20 8
01/29/2005 09:23 PM

Eggs do not make you gay.



That shirt you're wearing makes you suspect, though.

DirtyHermit 858 9
01/29/2005 09:32 PM

Do you still eat there?



I like to avoid being waited on by people who wear helmets so I'd move to another diner.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/29/2005 09:38 PM

I'm with you Oliver, if you flip them, there is less yolk to run your toast through.



Problem is if not cooked thouroughly there is risk of salmonella, so they are not that popular these days .

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
01/29/2005 09:47 PM

The eggs don't make you gay. The fact that you tried to suck your friend's Coleridge makes you gay.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/29/2005 09:48 PM

I like my eggs poached, and I will freely admit that poached eggs are the gayest. I feel secure enough in my masculinity to order them anyway.

Hollis....with a gun. 7,284 14
01/29/2005 10:28 PM

Fried eggs sunny side up are magically delicious, and they certainly don't make you gay.



Well, unless you are a man eating them while taking it up the ass.

micki 21 8
01/29/2005 10:31 PM

Sunny Side Up=Raw on the top. They do not get flipped over. Over easy eggs still have uncooked whites. However, many places do not cook them properly, so it is wiser to ask for over easy unless you would like hard yolks.

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle® 156,790 17
01/29/2005 10:32 PM

<action> relishes the huge sense of relief that her name is not "Egg"

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/29/2005 10:34 PM

Poached are pretty damn good as well, and better for you seeing as how I tend to use butter when frying them.

Poached though, for me have to be seated on toast of some sort.

Not sure I could do just the egg. A texture thing I think.

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle® 156,790 17
01/29/2005 10:38 PM

I like my embryos fully cooked thanks. I don't want to have it sloshing all over my plate.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
01/29/2005 10:39 PM

Thats a big thing with poached is eating them on toast, or bread.





I prefer Over medium, and damn do I tell you it is hard for them to get it Frost-ing right!

It means not hard! but not runnie! its Frost-ing simple! Rocket science people, cooking Frost-ing eggs here.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/29/2005 10:44 PM

When my mom left my old man, my sis and I got to choose who to ride it out with, and we both picked Pop.



Eggs were dinner many a night .







This was all before eggs were bad for you. They were still enjoying health food status then.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
01/29/2005 10:47 PM

You mean they are bad for you again? When the hell are these health people going to make up their minds, my arteries can't take it!

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/29/2005 10:50 PM

I Frost-ing hate eggs, and only eat the disgusting things if they are a baking ingredient, well disguised with sugar, and butter, and flavourings.



I can cook them, and cook them well, because I was a pro, but I never eat them.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/29/2005 10:51 PM

I think the "good" list is down to



1.rice cakes (dry)



end of list

Phenomenal Filly 39,193 20
01/29/2005 10:51 PM

Amen, Declan! I thought I was the only person who dislikes the undisguised egg.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
01/29/2005 11:00 PM

I pretend I'm eating a chicken, and mix it in with my hash browns, and pretend the hasbrowns are lettuce, and then I put on some salt, and pretend thats cheeze, and then pretend the whole thing is a chicken ceaser salad.

Gabe 9,232 13
01/29/2005 11:02 PM

What?

Sarin Highwind 699 11
01/29/2005 11:12 PM

Sorry, I let the guini pig type for a bit. He's pretty smart.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/29/2005 11:14 PM

Declan and Filly are chickenShakespeares who don't like chickenembryos.



I like my eggs from quails, sitting on top of a mound of sea urchin roe.



Boka yeero.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
01/29/2005 11:16 PM

I still want to do the thing like on hot shots, where he frys the eggs on the chicks stomach.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/29/2005 11:16 PM

What's a chafing dish?

Phuc 237,919 21
01/29/2005 11:20 PM

I had eggs for dinner, in the form of hollandaise sauce. I used Julia Child's recipe, with 3 yolks and 6 tbs butter.



I made it for the artichokes but ended up dipping my steak in it.

DirtyHermit 858 9
01/29/2005 11:22 PM

My God:

Eggs are gay!

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
01/29/2005 11:45 PM

I eat eggs every morning. I'm strong as an ox and as virile as thirty seaman.

Declan McManus 131,874 36
01/29/2005 11:48 PM

Okay, two exceptions. Hollandaise sauce does rule, and it is dependent upon the egg. However, between the butter, and lemon juice, it is adequately disguised.



Likewise mayonnaise.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/29/2005 11:51 PM

Phuc,



I dig the quail egg on tobiko, (flying fish roe) but anything uni, and I huck up !



Urchin is just over the top for me.

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
01/29/2005 11:52 PM

In college I used to get bowls of mayonaisse and eat them for shock value. I was a jackass way before Jackass.

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
01/30/2005 12:35 AM

Kinsey Millhone turned me on to a little piece of heaven: Spread mayo on two slices of soft white bread. Layer on slices of hard-boiled egg. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Ohhhhmygawd.

Fluro 14,139 11
01/30/2005 12:50 AM

I don't like plain eggs either. They have to be in cooking.

Gabe 9,232 13
01/30/2005 01:03 AM

I too have eaten the Kinsey hot egg sandwich.



Gross mayo story: While in college some friends and I decided to prank a random person in the dining hall.



One night they served eclairs. We took one, scooped out the cream filling and replaced it with mayo, then put it back on the tray.



We watched with glee as some sap we didn't know took the doctored elcair back to his seat.



He finished his dinner and started in on the eclair. He took his first bite, chewed it up and swallowed.



Then proceeded to eat the entire thing.



I know for sure he took the one with mayo in it. I have no idea how he could have eaten the whole thing. Maybe he was lacking taste buds.

PhartSack 13,792 15
01/30/2005 01:21 AM

"Did eggs make me gay?"





No but sliding hard boiled eggs up your ass so you can do a chicken impression, makes you gay.

The Fais 84 8
01/30/2005 04:23 AM

Now, if by "eggs" you mean "Having sex with another man", then yes... "Eggs" made you gay.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/30/2005 04:29 AM

Dragline: Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?







Luke: I thought it was a nice round number.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
01/30/2005 04:31 AM

Did eggs make me gay?



Only if you stick them up your arse.

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
01/30/2005 05:56 AM

Phuc, I saw some baby quail the other day. They are like bumble bees.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/30/2005 09:33 AM

I think the "good" list is down to



1.rice cakes (dry)



end of list





Chit, that's why you should NEVER let someone else tell you what to eat or avoid. The "experts"



have flip-flopped so many times on what is healthy and what is not, they've lost all credibility



with me.



Eat what you like, in moderation, be sure you get plenty of fruits and veggies, use the meat as



a compliment to the dish, instead of the main ingredient of the dish, etc, etc.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/30/2005 09:34 AM

See, I just violated my own advice and tried to tell you what to eat! Boy, is my face red!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/30/2005 12:41 PM

Eggs are the quintessential fruit of the butt. Sunny side up is not "raw on top". When the egg is nearly fried enough, one is supposed to add a bit of water to the pan and put a lid on it so the top gets steamed.



Of course, that leaves the baby chicken part nice and runny for maximum toast dipping.



The more you know.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/30/2005 12:45 PM

So, by reading this thread, I'm seeing that there's an agreement that sticking things up your pooper makes you gay, but that eating eggs doesn't. Nice to know that six different people can say the same thing six different times.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/30/2005 12:58 PM

I like eggs in my chicken fried rice. Because its kind of like the chicken, just cooked a little earlier in life.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
01/30/2005 12:59 PM

And it is worth noting that sticking eggs up your pooper does not make you a hen either.









You have to marry Chickens to gain that status.





And foster parent lots of strange chillins.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/30/2005 01:51 PM

Eggs won't make you gay. Ordering eggs "sunny side up" makes you gay. It's either that or you're four years old telling mommy what you want for breakfast.



Could of been worse though. You could have ordered a "bird's nest" with the crust cut off. I haven't had that since I was 9. Something about raw yolk became disgusting to me at that age.

Ôlîvêr Çhës†© 203,475 12
01/30/2005 03:08 PM

Actually, those are called "A man on a raft."