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...chug maple syrup. I'm Frostin' serious.
One of my friends and I decided to be Super Trooper wannabes last night, so we had a maple syrup chugging contest. He threw up and didn't even finish his, but I kept mine down and drank it all. I'm a pretty small person, at about 5'4" in height and I only weigh about 105 lbs. So thingShakespeare my system harder than most people's.
I literally did not stop moving for about two hours.
And then passed out.
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Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle® 156,790  17
01/29/2005 10:22 PM
The positive side, you're pretty much guaranteed to be regular for a couple weeks AND your poops will slide out with ease.
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Gabe 9,232 13
01/29/2005 10:27 PM
When your friend pussed out did you say, "FiniShakespeare up, rook"?
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Hollis....with a gun. 7,284 14
01/29/2005 10:51 PM
Actually, I just said, "Frost-ing Poe," through mouthfuls of mapley goodness.
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Phenomenal Filly 39,193 20
01/29/2005 10:53 PM
How much did you end up drinking?
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Hollis....with a gun. 7,284 14
01/29/2005 10:56 PM
No telling how much I drank. I don't even know. It was a Shakespeareload, though.
Did I mention it was butter-flavored, too?
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Phenomenal Filly 39,193 20
01/29/2005 10:57 PM
Butter flavored syrup? Where the hell did you get that?
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Sarin Highwind 699 11
01/29/2005 10:58 PM
You sure you wern't just chugging that squirt on butter in a bottle?
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/29/2005 11:01 PM
Apparently, at a grocery store.
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Hollis....with a gun. 7,284 14
01/29/2005 11:01 PM
Nope, I swear to God, it was this butter-flavored Laura Lynn brand maple pancake syrup.
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Gabe 9,232 13
01/29/2005 11:03 PM
Laura Lynn sounds like a porn star. Are you sure it wasn't butter flavored lube?
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Sarin Highwind 699 11
01/29/2005 11:10 PM
They have to make butter flavored loob for some of those silly southerners.
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Hollis....with a gun. 7,284 14
01/29/2005 11:20 PM
I of all people ought to know the difference between butter-flavored maple syrup and butter-flavored lube. It was most definitely maple syrup.
Has no one else ever heard of butter-flavored maple syrup? Or Laura Lynn? You know, off-brand Ingles products. Anyone?
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/29/2005 11:22 PM
Poe. I bet you drank that grade A crap. A real man chugs grade B.
...he also uses it for lube when he's boning the neighbor's bull terrier, but that's another thread.
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Hollis....with a gun. 7,284 14
01/29/2005 11:25 PM
How many times must I tell you people that I have a vagina?
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Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
01/29/2005 11:26 PM
I'm willing to bet it wasn't pure maple syrup. Probably maple and butter flavored corn syrup.
Go read the ingredients on the label.
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Fratberry® 282,931 53
01/29/2005 11:48 PM
Believe me, the Laura Lynn stuff is about as crappy as it gets. Ingesting a ton of any Laura Lynn product is hardcore.
And very, very cheap. Laura Lynn syrup tastes like liquid homelessness, by the way.
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Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
01/29/2005 11:50 PM
At Denney's in Alamogordo, NM one night, after lots and lots of drinking, I ate all the sugar packets and all the Sweet-N-Los, and drank all the syrup and then ditched. After that night they installed security cameras. I like to know that I helped cheapen the small town experience for everyone.
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Phla Mignon 131,068 34
01/30/2005 12:32 AM
Mmm. Delicious liquid homelessness.
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Gabe 9,232 13
01/30/2005 12:51 AM
I remember a trip to Ponderosa and its all-you-can-eat goodness while I was in college.
After eating way too much food my friends and I made our way to the sundae bar and ended up daring each other to drink entire glasses of butterscotch syrup.
Which I did. And later wished I hadn't.
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thegreatwent 564 9
01/30/2005 12:51 AM
Gotcha good huh Froster?!
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Fluro 14,139 11
01/30/2005 12:53 AM
Maple is nice... especially on ice cream.
I have often thought of using it in a maple/liquor mix.
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Sarin Highwind 699 11
01/30/2005 02:10 AM
I'm sure the girl I'm talking to would let me do the maple/lickher mix. Just pour a little maple on and lick her. She would be happy.
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/30/2005 02:41 AM
You're going to have a hell of a time getting the syrup off the computer monitor, if you try to pour it on the "girl" you're "talking to".
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Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle® 156,790 17
01/30/2005 11:50 AM
liquid homelessness
I'm so gonna use that in conversation this week.
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PuggyD 48,304 12
01/30/2005 12:27 PM
Next time you wanna play "Super Troopers" how about you pop a couple Viagra and write tickets with huge raging mega boners?
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Sarin Highwind 699 11
01/30/2005 03:30 PM
Okay, chicken Froster!
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