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My Cat wants to post on GAB
A comedy conversation by Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/01/2005 07:14 PM 448 views

Here he is:





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My Cat wants to post on GAB

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Hilarious 14 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126018
REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/01/2005 07:17 PM

I've seen better from a kittun.

 

Hilarious 31 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126020
Humphrey© 51,764 12
02/01/2005 07:18 PM

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STFU noob.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126021
Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/01/2005 07:18 PM

He's better than you.

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126023
Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/01/2005 07:20 PM

Are you implying that Donk is a n00b, or are you telling that other guy to STFU? Because either way, I will blow farts at you.

 

Hilarious 12 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126024
Humphrey© 51,764 12
02/01/2005 07:22 PM

I don't recall Donks cat posting here before. Hence the STFU noob.



Ah, Frost it.

 

Side-splitting 24 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126025
Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/01/2005 07:23 PM

<action>holds in farts.</action>Excellent.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126031
REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/01/2005 07:29 PM

Great come back Hump frey.





Like 10 years ago.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126034
Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/01/2005 07:33 PM

He's still better than Raperr.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126039
REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/01/2005 07:36 PM

I leave it like that just for you.

















Homo

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126040
Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/01/2005 07:39 PM

Wow... "Homo". Your wit is razor sharp. Do you stand in front of the mirror and practice?

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126041
REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/01/2005 07:40 PM

My wit is as sharp as its audiance.

 

Hilarious 45 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126042
Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/01/2005 07:42 PM

So you do stand in front of the mirror and practice.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126044
REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/01/2005 07:45 PM

Are you 12? Give it up man.

 

Hilarious 19 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126050
Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/01/2005 07:48 PM

No, but my cat is 3.

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126051
The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/01/2005 07:50 PM

WOOF WOOFWOOFWOOF WOOF

 

Side-splitting 26 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126052
The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/01/2005 07:50 PM

Is the cat gone yet?

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126053
dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/01/2005 07:50 PM

8 devils in a row.



A sure sign that the end is nigh.

 

Chuckleworthy 7 votes 2.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126054
REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/01/2005 07:50 PM

Good. Go play a Jack Benny tune on it.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126055
Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/01/2005 07:52 PM

<action> Kicks Ludacris in the face, Knocking out one gold tooth.</action>

This thread needed that.

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126073
jepreport - premature articulator 58,758 13
02/01/2005 08:45 PM

<action> Tried holding in fart like Chi-Chi. Blew snot out of his ears</action>

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126075
millie 116,988 28
02/01/2005 08:47 PM

The cat should register. His post is the most articulate in this thread.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1126126
PhartSack 13,792 15
02/01/2005 10:26 PM

My wit is as sharp as its audiance





If you wit is as good as your spelling, you must be pretty Frost-ing unfunny

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127035
Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/02/2005 11:06 PM

This poor thread. She never had a chance.

 

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Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/02/2005 11:11 PM

<action>shoots thread in head to put it out of our misery</action>And now it still won't.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127039
Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/02/2005 11:14 PM

You're awfully mean. My cat went to alot of trouble to post.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127042
TableTopJane is not a registered trademark 173,958 15
02/02/2005 11:21 PM

Dweezil Meniketti

2/01/2005 6:39 pm [AvS1DM3s+5244Zcbm+Bcqw]



Wow... "Homo". Your wit is razor sharp. Do you stand in front of the mirror and practice?





boring funny!

REAPERR-FU

2/01/2005 6:40 pm [+23r79rYAeXqdNCJCsuzJw]



My wit is as sharp as its audiance.





boring funny!

Dweezil Meniketti

2/01/2005 6:42 pm [AvS1DM3s+5244Zcbm+Bcqw]



So you do stand in front of the mirror and practice.






This little bit of conversation is one that will forever be on my list of funniest moments on GAB. Best. Come back. Evar.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127068
Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/02/2005 11:43 PM

<action>blushes</action>

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127213
Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
02/03/2005 04:29 AM

Good, maybe now people will stop asking n00bs how tall they are.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127214
Frogpop 173,153 25
02/03/2005 04:49 AM

So in two years we've gone all the way from tall n00bs and Highsoci the kidnapper to n00bs with mirrors and Ollie the fake preacher?



Guh.



If anyone needs me I'll be at Livewire's Extreme Farm Simulator..

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127218
joburger 367 8
02/03/2005 05:29 AM

Ironic isn't it....................

















a cat fight on this thread.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127221
Lamburger 33,017 9
02/03/2005 06:15 AM

My cat would post in this thread, but I'm afraid I'd break my laptop if I sat on it.

 

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Ana ismee Piemaster - Filly stalking since 2004 12,538 15
02/03/2005 06:30 AM

You forgot n00bs with penii.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127231
La Pistola 10,071 9
02/03/2005 07:57 AM

Piemaster, it's seven in the morn (too early for me) and when I saw your name, I near shat myself.



I read it as "Anita".

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127233
Phuc 237,919 21
02/03/2005 08:05 AM

Heh. "Free Cat."



I still laugh when I think of that one.

 

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Ana ismee Piemaster - Filly stalking since 2004 12,538 15
02/03/2005 10:49 AM

That is kind of scary... It does look alot like Anita. Hmmm... maybe the spoon was a bad idea?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127341
DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/03/2005 11:01 AM

I read it as "Anita".



I wish!

 

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Ana ismee Piemaster - Filly stalking since 2004 12,538 15
02/03/2005 12:22 PM

I'd do Anita. She was in the military right? I hope she didn't die...

 

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Humphrey 51,764 12
12/22/2006 08:25 AM

God I love this thread!







All hail the Dweez!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1582658
TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/22/2006 08:51 AM

Sweet!! I too love this thread. This is still my favorite comebacks of all time on GAB. And I said that before I started Frost-ing the guy.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1582659
Happy Strawlidays 97,986 37
12/22/2006 08:53 AM

You weren't too shabby yourself, Humphrey!

 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1582661
TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/22/2006 08:55 AM

But just so you know, that cat's going to have an "accident" the first time Donk has to go out of town without me. The little bastard is cute but he keeps me awake more than the baby. And he cries to be fed more than the baby. And his Shakespeare smells worse than the baby's.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1582671
Chance has a partridge in her pear tree 171,275 14
12/22/2006 09:24 AM

Dont worry Donk, I hear there is a gabber who is just dying to give some Poe away.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1582881
Leroy Calhoun 77,546 17
12/22/2006 02:50 PM

Chance, I love you. I promise I'll only stick the head in.

 

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.HC. 16,937 8
03/03/2007 08:14 AM

Donk's Poe cracks me up.

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
03/03/2007 08:19 PM

Now, if you said that you cracked Donk's Poe, that'd be sayin' something.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1626052
Golden Words 977 9
03/03/2007 08:29 PM

You cat wants to say something?
Here he is:

You sexist Bastard!

 

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TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/03/2007 08:49 PM

He's sexist because his cat happens to be male?

 

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Golden Words 977 9
03/03/2007 09:01 PM

I don't see any of his pussies typing on Zug?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1626064
Shemullet 1,801 7
03/03/2007 09:02 PM

Your cat can type?!? All mine does is sit around and lick it's no balls area.


Unfair.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1626100
TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/03/2007 10:25 PM

I don't see any of his pussies typing on Zug?

I would reply to this, but it would just be too easy.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1626340
21 Prams 80,722 42
03/04/2007 08:12 PM

Extreme Farm Simulator..

It doesn't work so good when you hold the gun button in.

 

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I got a rock 77,546 17
10/21/2008 09:06 PM

This thread looks weird with the new layout.