The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/02/2005 02:27 PM

In the naaaaame of loooove

befooore you breaaaaak my heart



Think it o-o-verrrrr

Think it o-o-verrrrr

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/02/2005 02:30 PM

SheCab STOP What have you decided to stop STOP Have you decided to stop stop washing your hair STOP

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/02/2005 02:31 PM

The word 'stop' has now lost all meaning STOP



</telegram>

Chickens Come Home Mon 286,527 61
02/02/2005 02:31 PM

And I was so close to finishing, you insensitive tease you.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/02/2005 02:35 PM

Do you love me will you love me forever do you need me will you never leave me will you make me so happy for the rest of my life will you take me away will you make me your wife! I GOT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW........BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHUR DO YOU LOVE ME WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER!!



*breath*

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/02/2005 02:44 PM

Let me sleep on it, baby baby let me sleep on it

Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the mooorning.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/02/2005 02:48 PM

All right

stop

collaborate and listen

Ice is back with my brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of me tightly

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop yo I don't know

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/02/2005 02:49 PM

No! That's not how it goes!



"Let me sleep on it."

"Will you love me forever?"

"Let me sleep on it!"

"Will you love me forever?"



"I couldn't take it any longer LAWD I was crazed when the feelin came upon me like a tidal wave and I was swearing to my God and on my mutha's grave I will love you til the end of time



"I SWORE



"I'll love you til the end of time."



"So now I'm prayin for the end of time

"to hurry up and arrive

"Cause if I have to spend another minute with you I don't think that I could really survive.



"I'll never break my promise or forget my vow

"Cause God only knows what I can do right now



"Prayin for the end of time is all that I can do



(ooo oooo)



"Prayin for the end of time so I can end my time with you!"



(etc.)







(scary that I know that from memory)

Chris Garrett® 86,932 12
02/02/2005 02:53 PM

SheCabbage?



I love you. Will you marry me?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/02/2005 03:02 PM

Let me sleep on it.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/02/2005 03:04 PM

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

Chickens Come Home Mon 286,527 61
02/02/2005 03:11 PM

He's gonna make it! He's gonna make it!



STOP RIGHT THERE! BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER DO YOU LOVE ME?

Bonky 75,733 15
02/02/2005 03:20 PM

MEATLOAFBALLS!

Declan McManus 131,874 36
02/02/2005 03:30 PM

turn around, bright eyes

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/02/2005 03:36 PM

Every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight

cause I need you more than ever and if you'd only hold me tight we'll be holding on forever.

Chris Garrett® 86,932 12
02/02/2005 03:39 PM

<action>Jumps into nightmare, the water is warm</action>



And some days it don't come easy.

And some days it don't come hard.

Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/02/2005 03:39 PM

I'm holding out for a hero.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
02/02/2005 03:39 PM

Can't stop addicted to the shin dig

Cop top he says I'm gonna win big

Choose not a life of imitation

Distant cousin to the reservation

Defunkt the pistol that you pay for

This punk the feeling that you stay for

In time I want to be your best friend

Eastside love is living on the westend

Knock out but boy you better come to

Don't die you know the truth is some do

Go write your message on the pavement

Burnin' so bright I wonder what the wave meant

White heat is screaming in the jungle

Complete the motion if you stumble

Go ask the dust for any answers

Come back strong with 50 belly dancers...

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/02/2005 03:44 PM

I find it amusing that I spoofed my own thread and it's turned into GAB: The Musical.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
02/02/2005 04:18 PM

I love you period.

Do you love me question mark?

Please Please exclamation point!

(I wanna hold you in parenthesis)

Jantastic 10,022 10
02/02/2005 04:28 PM

Thanks a lot, you bastards. I just had to dig out and rip my Meatloaf CD so I could listen to that song twenty times in a row.



I work with a girl named Paradise. She's going to hate you pretty soon, too.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/02/2005 04:31 PM

Youre welcome.

Declan McManus 131,874 36
02/02/2005 04:34 PM

I work with a girl named Paradise





Well, we know where and when she was concieved!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/02/2005 04:36 PM

I work with a girl named Paradise



You work at a strip club?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
02/02/2005 05:05 PM

Actually, they paved Paradise and put up a parking lot.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/02/2005 05:08 PM

They paved Paradise....



So it's okay that I wasn't the only one who was hard when I was getting a lap dance