Megatron teh n00b 3,360 9
02/03/2005 09:17 AM

Just tell us the truth... THAT YOUR STALKING HIM!!!!!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 09:25 AM

In a word, yes. I'll make a trip to the address he has listed to see if he's home, I was thinking about doing it this weekend.



He screwed my friend out of over 100 hours of illustration work and stole her designs, we need to get a valid address so she can sue him.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/03/2005 09:27 AM

I say go and set fire to the house and laugh and laugh.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
02/03/2005 09:28 AM

I'd shine the Mookie signal into the sky, but I think Mookie stopped being our resident stalker. Who is it nowadays? Is it Chris Garrett? It's Chris Garrett, isn't it? I bet it's Chris Garrett.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
02/03/2005 09:31 AM

I'd say Oliver Chest, but what good is a stalker with his pants around his ankles?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 09:31 AM

<action>points all-purpose nerd beacon into the sky, which is shaped like a giant donut</action>



This should get some results.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 09:33 AM

Is his name Mark Oursler?!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 09:35 AM

It's "Kevin". She doesn't know his last name.



So I suppose it could be your Mark Oursler.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs® 44,452 11
02/03/2005 09:36 AM

<action>sighs</action>

You see, back in those old days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and? Hey! Where are you going?



... Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball."

Phuc 237,919 21
02/03/2005 09:38 AM

She doesn't know his last name.



Way to sign a contract, SheCabbage's friend.



No, but seriously, Lexis Nexis is your friend. I don't have an account any more, but I'm sure one of the desperate stalkers hard-working folks on GAB has one.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 09:47 AM

Oh I know, I know. I said to her, "You don't know his last name?" but I didn't puShakespeare because she definitely realizes her mistake now.



Up north we're all happy shiny trusting people who don't lock our doors and leave our keys in the ignition.



So hey, if you want to squat in someone's house or get a new car, come on up!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 09:48 AM

And by "new" I mean a 15-year old Buick with no upholstery.

Megatron teh n00b 3,360 9
02/03/2005 09:50 AM

Cool, I can get that buick and roll Ghett0-Fab

Phuc 237,919 21
02/03/2005 09:53 AM

"Up North?" Finland?



So I was in a band with this pair of tits woman singer. She comes up to me one day saying that a friend of hers (It really was a friend of hers) had a penpal who was sending her letters threatening her, her family, her goldfish, etc.



Turns out he was in prison for multiple homicides.



Since I was at the time working for the DA, she axes me what should her friend do?



This was the first sign that Friend was a few ribs short of a rack. "Dahhhhhh, call the police?" I said.



Your friend is a genius compared to some people.



BTW, turns out the guy in the office next to mine put the guy in prison and he'll be there until the US gets its third black female president.

Declan McManus 131,874 36
02/03/2005 09:53 AM

Next time, your friend should get the Social Security Number.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 10:05 AM

I've got Oursler's social security number!





I wonder if he's dead yet?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 10:05 AM

I talked to her again, she says she has a contract. I'm going to take a look at it tomorrow.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 10:07 AM

It'd be best if it was a contract to kill him.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 10:09 AM

You're going to have to tell me who this Mark Oursler is?

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/03/2005 10:15 AM

Have her copyright the work. Then wait. If you see it anywhere sue the company that is showing it.



Or send the girl some cheese and a note saying live and learn.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 10:15 AM

I done did got scammed by a dude named Mark Oursler, formerly of Ohio and Florida, then he live(d) in Houston, Tx with his wife Sherri and their five dirty kids.

He was hired to replace the siding on my house, took the half down deposit, showed up a few days, did crappy work, then his crew quit, then he and his lover partner Charles Urbina stopped showing up. Promises were made to return my money (about $4000), never happened, sued him in small claims, he didn't show up, I won.



He's since moved from his rented house. I went there and missed him by 2 days. His neighbor and I had a nice conversation, however.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 10:16 AM

In other news, dinesh maneyapanda ticked someone off!

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 10:17 AM

Hahahahahaha, Reek is swell!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 10:42 AM

I remember that story, now. That is craptastic.



I laughed at the Reek post, he is teh vengefully funny.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 11:07 AM

<action>turns off beacon</action>



So no takers?



I have to drive by this guy's house and steal his mail?

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
02/03/2005 11:09 AM

You said you had his company's name.





The business license should be public info shouldn't it ?

Gabe 9,232 13
02/03/2005 11:13 AM

You want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?



Wait, is this the Family Guy quote thread?

Sharribarri 14,124 11
02/03/2005 11:17 AM

You should be able to get the info on the principal of the company through the state & an address to serve papers.

HeadlineNews™® 367 9
02/03/2005 11:19 AM

Fake business, or a temp business for scams..?

Sharribarri 14,124 11
02/03/2005 11:19 AM

What state do you /does he live in?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 11:23 AM

I live in Maine. Email me and I can give you what info I have on him so far.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/03/2005 11:29 AM

She signed a contract without knowing his last name?



Are her initials Dawn Pedersen?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/03/2005 11:30 AM

Shakespeare. Did I say that or did I think that?



I meant to just think it, not say it.



I always do that. Oh well.

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 11:35 AM

I think I have some leads. Thank you, Google.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/03/2005 11:45 AM

2/03/2005 9:05 am



I talked to her again, she says she has a contract. I'm going to take a look at it tomorrow.



The good stalkers are probably waiting until tomorrow when you have some real information. Like a last name.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/03/2005 11:53 AM

Maybe you should just MYOB, I mean SUYT!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 11:55 AM

Yeah, no kidding. I sure hope its on there. My thoughts are that it might be a fake name, or at the very least a fake company name. I couldn't dig up any info on it.



She's a smart girl but when I offered to help find this guy I had to ask three times for more info. Why wouldn't you just give someone all the info you had up front? Well, that's what I would do.



But aaaaaanyway...I'll keep you stalkers updated.