Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 10:48 AM

Always a good idea to cook things over an OPEN FLAME when someone's possesions have been incinerated.



Real sensitive.

TableTopJane is not a registered trademark 173,958 15
02/03/2005 10:50 AM

<action>runs naked through thread, singing</action>The roof



The roof



The roof is on fire!



We don't need no water, let the mother-Froster burn.



Burn mother-Froster. Burn!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 10:50 AM

She didn't have renter's insurance? Doesn't it cost like $15 a month?

TableTopJane is not a registered trademark 173,958 15
02/03/2005 10:51 AM

I'm not sure why I felt the need to be naked when singing that.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 10:51 AM

I think we're missing the big picture here.



Does she have big tits and low moral standards?

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 10:52 AM

I'd give her money, but it sounds like she isn't very responsible with things.

Daggy 86,705 14
02/03/2005 10:53 AM

It's GAB. We all have big tits and low moral standards.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
02/03/2005 10:53 AM

People often ask what you would try to get if your house was burning down. Why would you grab shoes?

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/03/2005 10:53 AM

Hello my name is jimmy pop and I'm a dumb white guy

I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high

I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly

But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'kid funky fried'

Yeah I'm hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye

But if I crashed into uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine

Cause I'm kind of like han solo always stroking my own wookie

I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 11:03 AM

Oh, and runny poop isn't funny. Chewy poop is.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/03/2005 11:04 AM

Call us when the death toll from her tragedy reaches 150,000.



We still won't give her money, but she might get her own CapCon.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/03/2005 11:06 AM

D'oh.



You had me at "BBQ," but you lost me at "I won't think any less of those without a heart."



I'm going to take my pennies and donate them to a less-worthy cause, like diseased orphans in Sri Lanka or the Shave Chris Garrett Foundation.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 11:21 AM

Does she have big tits and low moral standards?



Why yes, yes she does. She is a 23 year old girl with 36DDD breasts.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 11:23 AM

36DDD? Um, is there video of her running out of the house in the middle of the night in something skimpy, hopefully in a cold rain?

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 11:27 AM

36DDD? Knowing what I know of relative breast-size-to-body-weight ratio, unless them things is saline, she weighs close to 450 lbs. If we give her money, she'd just going to buy food with it. Not giving her money is doing her a favor.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 11:27 AM

No she's not overweight. Her boobs are as big as my head though.

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 11:28 AM

She's overweight.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 11:30 AM

Oh and I have to thank the most wonderful person on gab. He knows who he is. I don't know if he wants to stay anonymous, but he is the most generous, caring, wonderful man on gab.



That is all.

Bankey 70,843 10
02/03/2005 11:30 AM

During a tragedy like this the hardest things to loose are the pictures and videos of family, friends, and loved ones. Tresured momentos of cherished moments that can never be replaced.



I suggest we all box up some of our own and ship them to her.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 11:31 AM

Well with tits like that, there are a number of fine websites that will pay her money.

www.bignaturals.com

www.cumfiesta.com

www.mikesapartment.com (good idea that one)

www.backdoorfacials.com

www.skankyhosgivingbjs.com



and of course

www.myhouseburneddownandillhaveanalsexforcash.com

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 11:32 AM

This reverse psycology is not going to make me post her picture for you guys to wack off to. Nice try.



Oh and everyone that donates will recieve a personalized thank you card for me! I might spray some of my parfume on it if your lucky!

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 11:33 AM

Hahah, I didn't know you were Chance, until I just moused over your user name. I thought you were just some random person trying to get money. Now I feel kind of bad. Your friend is still fat, though.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 11:33 AM

Spray? You should do videos too then.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 11:34 AM

Well if chi's right then she needs to visit www.plumperlovers.com as well.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 11:37 AM

FINE! Tommorrow I will bring my camera in and take her picture you sleazy bastards! I wonder how I can convince her to take her top off?

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 11:40 AM

Shout, "YOUR TOP IS ON FIRE!"

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 11:46 AM

Nah, then she'll just grab mismatched shoes.

Gabe 9,232 13
02/03/2005 11:53 AM

I've got a few extra houses laying around. I could probably send her one.



The cabin in Aspen is pretty nice. Do you think 23,000 sq. ft. is enough for her?

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 11:57 AM

I'd just like to say, I've missed chi and our comedic timing.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
02/03/2005 11:59 AM

Vern must have an article.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 12:06 PM

I am so glad Virn is back!

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 12:15 PM

OH MY LORD! I love you guys! Nutbutter has just earned himself a pair of t-backs. Worn or clean, its up to you.



Thank you, Thank you SHP and DM. It restores my faith in our dead baby jokes and Jesus Crispies when people pull together like this to help someone they don't know.



Like I said, you will be recieving thank you notes.



I love you guys dearly.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 12:17 PM

Shakespeare, people are actually helping. Now I almost feel like an Emerson.



Almost.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/03/2005 12:19 PM

It was cash or more pictures from the "Naked Panda in Popcorn" series. I hope I made the right call.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 12:20 PM

Yes Virn, gab has changed alittle. People have pulled together numerous times this past year to help a fellow gabber.

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
02/03/2005 12:20 PM

It's GAB. We all have big tits and low moral standards.



*looks down*



Or just low moral standards.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/03/2005 12:20 PM

And then, to repent, we kicked two more while they were down.



GAB: all about checks and balances.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 12:21 PM

I'll make an exception in your case dear.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/03/2005 12:23 PM

Now I almost feel like an Emerson.



I'm sure we can arrange to have one shipped to you.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 12:24 PM

Awww Chi Chi has joined the ranks of awesome gabbers! Chi Chi has won a big wet tongue kiss. Come here baby.

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
02/03/2005 12:25 PM

Hey there biscut baby glad to have you back in the gabber ranks. I hope you plan on staying awhile.























(Everyone knows you came back becuase I'm divorced so you might as well admit it.)

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 12:25 PM

Gah, please don't send me anything or mention that I did something nice. Now I need to take a shower.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/03/2005 12:27 PM

heh. Chichi was guilted into it!



This is like when someone at the office's mother dies and everyone has to chip in five bucks to prove they don't hate the dead lady.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 12:27 PM

What? You're divorced? Feh, I liked it better when I was rejected because you were married. Being rejected for being a fat loser is no fun.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 12:41 PM

Nuttybutters- You didn't specify the condition you want your underwear in.



Chi Chi- I have to send you a thankyou note, its the law.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/03/2005 12:44 PM

How much did Chi Chi send to earn a wet tongue kiss? I would like to up my bid.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 01:02 PM

Well I won't disclose what people have donated, but I will say that Nutbutter deserves a happy finish.



Chi Chi recieves a big fat juicy wet tongue kiss for suprising me with a donation.



I will give you a wet juicy tongue kiss for free my hot and tasty Panda.



Hmmmm for some reason I'm hungry for a toasted sub.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 01:35 PM

Okay I just got an enormous anonymous donation. I wish I knew who the wonderful person is so I can properly thank them. I will send you a personalized thank you note with a piece of my clothing saturated in my perfume. YOU ARE THE KING!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/03/2005 01:36 PM

G Guess Who

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 01:37 PM

You get the happy start and finish! Reaperr is the king!



I bow to you.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/03/2005 01:39 PM

I'd be happy to pitch in a cat. Or, like, six.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/03/2005 01:40 PM

Know the circunstances 1st hand I thought I was chincy.

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 01:40 PM

Hey Reaper, I uh, lost some gold bars I was going to send to my mom. She's sick with cancer. In AIDS infested Africa, in the Sudan, giving babies inocculations. What can I do? If only someone would paypal chichifellipe@cox.net a huge sum of money...

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/03/2005 01:41 PM

n is next to the m and I was thinking of what she just said. So yes I know it is misspelled no need to point it out from anyone.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/03/2005 01:42 PM

I can probably give up some pants.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/03/2005 01:44 PM

Why do I get the feeling that next week Ms. Chance will start a thread telling us all about the new car she got with the blinged out rims?

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 01:44 PM

You could pretty much Frost up any word you want from now on. Whomever messes with you will rue the day!

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 01:46 PM

I could post a picture of Lisa holding the cash if you all would like! I plan on giving it to her at her benefit Saturday.

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 01:47 PM

Holding it in her fat sausage fingers? No thanks.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/03/2005 01:48 PM

Sure. If you can send me your bank acc#.



You see I have this bunch of money and I need a way to wash transfer it to the US. It is locked in a Sudan Tomb and it will only open to a American bank account number. After which I will make sure your money is looted deposited.

The Chocolaty Snork 45,655 12
02/03/2005 01:48 PM

I'm a student and the (very)little amount of money I get is spent on beer and women. More of the former, since I'm a dork.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 01:50 PM

She's going to have to come up with a better stage name than Lisa.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 01:51 PM

Holding it in her fat sausage fingers? No thanks.



I just pee'd a little.

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 01:51 PM

Some of my favorites are "Sapphire," "Mo Betta," and "Diamonte."

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 01:52 PM

I just pooped a lot.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 01:53 PM

Crap, I didn't think about that. Is she a negro?



That'd be funny, chi sending money to a negro, when he usually just steals their culture.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/03/2005 01:54 PM

Don't give Snork any money. He gets college for free.

Nattfödd Snork 45,655 12
02/03/2005 01:57 PM

I don't need money. I need woman.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 01:58 PM

Another awesome donation! Thank you so much! It only tells me your real name, so I have no clue which gabber it is. I can tell you all this though.......She's caring, sensitive, and HOT!

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/03/2005 02:00 PM

Chance



I know you want to keep it all anonymous, but what's the total so far?

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 02:02 PM

1 million dollars!

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 02:02 PM

Do we have to explain this again?



36DDD? Knowing what I know of relative breast-size-to-body-weight ratio, unless them things is saline, she weighs close to 450 lbs.



36DDD:



36 = circumference of ribcage just below breasts.



Letter size corresponds to the difference between the measurement around the fullest part of the breast and the circumference of the ribcage. Like so:



1" - A

2" - B

3" - C

4" - D

5" - E or DD

6" - F or DDD or EE

7" - G or FF or EEE



So that means if she has a 36" ribcage, she is average sized. If she is a DDD (or F), the circumference around the fullest part of her breast is 42".

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 02:05 PM

For more info...there's even a picture of a woman who wears a 34DDD bra.



(worksafe)

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 02:07 PM

OK, now show me a picture that convinces me.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/03/2005 02:08 PM

So that's how it works. Thanks, Shecab!



Now could you please explain that whole "feminin protection" business? What the hell is that all about?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 02:09 PM

ChiChi - see the link I posted. Woman at bottom of page wears a 34DDD bra, so Chance's friend is only slightly larger.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/03/2005 02:10 PM

And I'm a 36DD verging on DDD and God knows you all know what I look like naked, so there's a reference point for what Chance's friend looks like.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 02:12 PM

I don't know why but it just annoys me when people can't get the bra size thing right.



Like men drooling over a woman, "Wow! She's a FIFTY-FOUR DDD!" Uh, yeah. She's a friggin house!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/03/2005 02:14 PM

"Wow! She's a FIFTY-FOUR DDD!"



At that point aren't they considered teets, and not tits?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 02:15 PM

It means she's got a ribcage the size of the tires on my car.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 02:15 PM

Oh you mean TEATS. Yeah, that's probably accurate.



Especially when you consider the back tits as well.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 02:16 PM

The total (so far) is 136.00 dollars! You guys are so kind. It makes me realize how wonderful our lil' community is!

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/03/2005 02:16 PM

you all know what I look like naked



This is the sound of one hand fapping.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/03/2005 02:18 PM

Oh you mean TEATS. Yeah, that's probably accurate



Thanks for the correction, I am not around too many farm animals.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 02:43 PM

I kind of like teets better.



That's like 'teats' only with an Irish accent.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/03/2005 03:17 PM

I've seen bigger.



<obligatory>

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
02/03/2005 03:19 PM

<action>think to herself that she needs to set up a pay pal account so that Gabbers can pay for her divorce.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 03:19 PM

No, you need paypal for the webcam shows.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/03/2005 03:22 PM

You know, it would be pretty easy to join a bunch of forums, spend a few months fitting in so you're accepted and liked, and then tell everyone your friend's house burned down and could they donate a few bucks.



Then you profit.



I think I've finally figured out what #2 was all along.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/03/2005 03:48 PM

Jeez. Maybe I'll post asking for money for the kids at the hospital where my wife works. The kids whose parents beat the Shakespeare out of them and they have nowhere to go.



Just kidding. I don't care about kids.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 03:51 PM

Hey now! I've spent 2 years conniving this scheme! I'm holding out for 2 hundred dollars! (that is to be read like Dr. Evil)

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/03/2005 04:19 PM

Add Millie to the list of gabbers i'd like to pleasure. Millie ROCKS!

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 04:25 PM

When you give your HOT friend that money, I hope it doesn't BURN a hole in her pocket. She'd probably start SMOLDERING.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/03/2005 04:26 PM

Jeeze, chichi, you're on FIRE today.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/03/2005 05:19 PM

You guys are suckers. You totally got BURNED.

Just Chance 171,275 14
02/04/2005 08:08 AM

<action> Coughs </action>

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/04/2005 08:24 AM

Need a cough drop dear? Maybe some anal sex?

Libertine 125 8
02/04/2005 08:35 AM

She doesn't need the money, she needs another set of mismatched shoes to complete her set.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/04/2005 09:02 AM

"FINE! Tommorrow I will bring my camera in and take her picture you sleazy bastards! I wonder how I can convince her to take her top off?"



So, ummm. Well, umm. Did you ,ummm, you know?

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/04/2005 09:07 AM

Humphrey joined the ranks of loveable gabbers! Thank you Humphrey!



I don't know why you think I dislike you Humpy- youre alright in my books!



Lisa isn't here yet, she is suppose to be in at 9am. She didn't show up for work yesterday (something about getting the fire report and yadda yadda), I'm hoping she comes in today.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/04/2005 09:33 AM

Make sure you take a picture of her mismatched shoes!

Frogpop 173,153 25
02/04/2005 10:04 AM

I hate all of you people and I refuse to read the rest of this crap. Over a hundred dollars for some fat homeless chick? And you guys couldn't even help me buy that water buffalo that Oliver wanted?



BLAAAAARGH! BLAAAAARGH, I SAY!



Well, I'll be wrapping up my charity thread as soon as I wipe the vomit off my keyboard.



You all make me sick. (except for the people who are awesome)

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/04/2005 10:11 AM

Hey PoFrop! I donated to your cause!



Oh and I just asked Lisa if she would be willing to let me take pictures of her tigglebitties for you guys and she agreed! Catch is she won't do it at work, so I have to meet up with her sometime this weekend hopefully.



When I told her that you guys pitched together and donated money to her, she started crying! I love you all!

Frogpop 173,153 25
02/04/2005 10:16 AM

Hey PoFrop



yeah, "PoFrop".. thanks for rubbing it in.



Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some very important sulking to do.

xKamasutrax 171,275 14
02/04/2005 10:34 AM

Not to continue to rub it in Froggy, BUT!!!!! Virn is the bomb diggity! He has opened his wallet and earned himself AN UNCENSORED DREAM ABOUT ME! So dream away baby the possibilities are unlimited! Thank you!!!!!

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/04/2005 10:44 AM

Ha, jokes on you. I've been doing that for the past 5 months for free.

HeadlineNews™® 367 9
02/04/2005 11:24 AM

why does "Sereous Subject" thread have almost a full tube?

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/04/2005 11:26 AM

Because nothing is funnier than tragedy.



Not even monkeys throwing poop.



Well maybe monkeys in funny hats throwing poop, but I'll have to think about that one.

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 11:27 AM

I love Whistler! He is wonderful and has joined us on our mission of kindness! I even have the pleasure of being a McManus for one week! I am overjoyed! Thank you so very much!

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 12:23 PM

Lisa wants to thank everyone that donated personally. Should I invite her to zug.com/gab?

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/04/2005 12:27 PM

um, I don't think that would be a good idea, unless she has a good sense of humor about herself.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/04/2005 12:28 PM

Actually, print this thread and show it to her. If she laughs, go ahead, if she cries, don't, if she gets a lawyer, I'm really pubah.

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 12:31 PM

I already printed it and she read it. She thought it was funny. I was afraid the fat comments would make her cry, but she laughed! I think she might be a gabber in the making.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/04/2005 12:44 PM

When she comes on for the first time we should ask "So. Are you hot?".



If she replies "Not anymore!", she's one of us.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/04/2005 12:48 PM

Lisa wants to thank everyone that donated personally.



I hope that won't replace the boobie pics. We need some new ones.

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/04/2005 01:01 PM

I really wish I could have, but I'm sporting lint. I'm so poor I may have to suck some Coleridge in a McDonald's Restroom during my lunchbreak. It's a lot of work for $5.

turtle10 42,578 26
02/04/2005 01:04 PM

<action>waves $5 bill around</action>





Ummm what? I mean....

















FaG

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 01:12 PM

Everyone has been really generous. I understand that some of us are financially strapped but its the thought that counts. So don't feel guilty, everyones well wishes are making her feel special.

newwave 45,912 10
02/04/2005 01:17 PM

I already "donated" thinking about her boobs. And I mean donated in the sperm donation kind of way.

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 01:19 PM

I hope that won't replace the boobie pics. We need some new ones



Nope. Shes totally willing to bare her breasts for you guys. They are nice ones too!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/04/2005 01:23 PM

The internet rules!



House burns down = show us your tits.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/04/2005 01:27 PM

Just like those tsunami pictures on ogrish. Those girls had huge tits! Of course it was from being in the water for 4 weeks and the bloating, but hey, whatever, them are big tits!

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/04/2005 01:40 PM

I was the tallest girl on GAB, then Lamburger came along.

I had the only DDD's on GAB, now here comes this Lisa girl.



I suppose I'm going to kill them both grow a penis or something so that I can be unique.

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 01:45 PM

SHP- I was the tallest girl on gab until Lammie came along. I still love you though! How tall are you again?

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/04/2005 01:48 PM

6'0"

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/04/2005 01:49 PM

How tall are you



Virn is back, honey. You have to quit using his joke.

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 01:51 PM

YOU CAUGHT ME!



Okay so were the same height. I claim to be 5"11 though, I hate saying 6ft.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/04/2005 01:54 PM

Lambie is a giant. She frightened me.

















I liked it.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/04/2005 01:56 PM

You know, Chance, perhaps this friend of yours is into showing her tits to a bunch of nerds on the internet, if that's the case then you shouldn't stop her.



But these nerds really need to learn that an act of charity doesn't come with a tit shot.



She doesn't need to take a picture of her tits. Tell her to take the money, put it to good use, and some day remember this act of kindness and pass it on to someone else in need.



Jesus, you people. If you need to see tits that bad all you need to do is give the nice lady on the stage a dollar.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/04/2005 01:58 PM

I WANT THAT GODDAMN WATER BUFFALO!

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
02/04/2005 01:58 PM

What is it with women and lying about their height?

I dated a girl that was around 6'2", she was only an inch or two shorter than i am. She would swear that she was ony 5'11". I would tell her she was full of Shakespeare because she was taller than a couple of my friends (who were 6'0") she just got angry and said that i didn't trust her.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/04/2005 02:00 PM

Fag

Bankey 70,843 10
02/04/2005 02:01 PM

well you didn't trust her did you?



I mean come on, she's a woman.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/04/2005 02:01 PM

That was directed at Mr. I don't care for free tit shots anymore up there.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/04/2005 02:06 PM

here you go, HH. Nobody's house had to burn down.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/04/2005 02:23 PM

I'm not saying I wanted free tit pics, nor am I saying she's right or wrong for doing it. I'm saying don't look a gift horse in the mouth, you ungrateful bastard.

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 02:48 PM

What is it with women and lying about their height?



Well its slightly a turn-off to be taller than your man for some women. I don't discriminate though- I like em tall and I like em short. As long as they know how to make me scream with delight.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/04/2005 02:52 PM

Chance, lying about your height doesn't NOT make you taller than the guy who is 5'6". If he believes that by lying, you are, in fact, shorter, then ask for his bank account number and call me.

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 02:55 PM

Another wonderful gabber has donated! She didn't give her gab name so I don't know who to properly thank. She did say she was a lurker, so I invite you to come out and join us Miss Lurker. You are one of us in my books! Thank you.

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 03:00 PM

Oh dearest SHP.....I personally couldnt bring myself to thinking I am 6ft tall. Its some mental thingy! I don't care if I'm taller than a man.

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 04:28 PM

BLUMPKIN!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/04/2005 04:34 PM

PLUMPKIN!

grabir boobi 413 8
02/04/2005 04:37 PM

This thread needs to stop being bumped until it contains some boobs!

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/04/2005 04:39 PM

Bumpity Bump!

grabir boobi 413 8
02/04/2005 04:43 PM

thanks

Chance McManus 171,275 14
02/04/2005 05:15 PM

Another lovely donation from a man whom I don't know his gab name. He is a wonderful man and thats all I know so far! As soon as he comes forward I can sexually entice him!

millie 116,988 28
02/04/2005 07:50 PM

I did not donate in hopes of seeing tits. My motives were altruistic.



I would like to know, however, if that water buffalo is going to pose topless. Maybe then, Frogpop can raise enough money for the poor Frost-ing family that needs it.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/11/2005 10:32 PM

*cough*

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/11/2005 10:42 PM

Bored Roofie?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/11/2005 10:44 PM

You have no idea. I wonder how fast this paint would dry...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/11/2005 10:46 PM

I know the feeling. I am supposed to be at my other job right now. Instead I am putting off studying for the LSATs, which I have to take tomorrow morning.

McRib, saucing you up 13,155 9
02/11/2005 10:57 PM

You have no idea. I wonder how fast this paint would dry...



You know what makes paint dry even faster? Two women making out.











I'm just sayin'.

millie 116,988 28
02/11/2005 11:42 PM

Did I miss the thread where the woman thanked the generous Gabbers?

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/12/2005 12:08 AM

Yeah really, where are the titties you promised chance? It doesn't have to be hers, just any titties will do.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
02/12/2005 12:10 AM

<action> Hops on the band wagon </action>



This post still isn't dead? I wonder why? Think think think. Oh bother.

Gaius Julius Snork 45,655 12
02/12/2005 11:27 AM

<action> Hops on the bondage wagon </action>

Potrzebie 1,790 9
02/25/2005 05:14 AM

<a href="www.myhouseburneddownandillhaveanalsexforcash.com">www.myhouseburneddownandillhaveanalsexforcash.com</a> is down. Damnit!

Potrzebie 1,790 9
02/25/2005 05:16 AM

<action>sighs</action>



this interweb thingie is too complicated. give me back my etch-a-scetch