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Personally, I'd rather not drink at all..
A comedy conversation by Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/03/2005 02:10 PM 378 views
Mmm.. Thirst Quenching.

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Personally, I'd rather not drink at all..

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Side-splitting 25 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127698
Crackalacka 68,758 11
02/03/2005 02:11 PM

He got drunk off his ass. BWAHAHAHAAHAAA!
 

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SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/03/2005 02:15 PM

When I was in EMT school, some of the veterans said they get like 1 college kid a semester who got alcohol poisoning by sticking beer or alcohol up his ass. Hey, who doesn't like to shove things up their ass?
 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127711
Fratberry 282,931 53
02/03/2005 02:18 PM

Kinda makes you wonder how the police would administer the breathalyzer, huh.
 

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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/03/2005 02:28 PM

I dont think he has to worry. Being dead and all.
 

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Gabe 9,232 13
02/03/2005 02:30 PM

I love coffee enemas! A friend of mine says coffee enemas are supposed to be pretty good.
 

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Fratberry 282,931 53
02/03/2005 02:32 PM

<action>thinks its funny that his joke went over the head of somebody in a frakkin' sombrero</action>
 

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Mr. Sir 66,718 9
02/03/2005 02:34 PM

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas..."





/Dept. of Re-used Jokes Department
 

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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/03/2005 02:34 PM

Im sorry Frat, That was hi-lar-ious.
 

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Fratberry 282,931 53
02/03/2005 03:19 PM

<action>throws his hat at sombrero</action>
 

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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/03/2005 03:27 PM

<action> Puts it on.. backwards!</action>



Someone wanna shove this bottle up my ass?
 

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dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/03/2005 03:29 PM

<action> gets in line</action>
 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127792
Fratberry 282,931 53
02/03/2005 03:29 PM

Heh. Fag.
 

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Phuc 237,919 21
02/03/2005 03:31 PM

It must've been an Australian wine. A wine from down under is only fit for down under.
 

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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/03/2005 03:32 PM

Fag or not. I'm gettin Frostin Tanked!



Goat who?
 

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MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
02/03/2005 04:42 PM

I guess that would make goatsee a two fisted drinker.
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1127888
Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/03/2005 04:43 PM

He'd win the chugging competition hands down!
 

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Humphreyİ 51,764 12
02/03/2005 07:42 PM

Dr Luc Beauregard prepares to administer Goatse his wine enema.
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1128334
Daggy 86,705 14
02/04/2005 12:26 AM

Personally, I'd rather not drink at all







I know those words make sense on their own....
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