They ain't making Jews like jesus anymore ..
A comedy conversation
by SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14 02/03/2005 02:49 PM 340 views
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"I'm not anti-death penalty. I'm anti-the wrong guy getting executed," Friedman said. "Two-thousand years ago we executed an innocent man named Jesus Christ and we don't want to make another mistake like that."
I guess it WASN'T the coloreds what killed Jesus.
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Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 02:50 PM
Nah, we don't hate the coloreds as much anymore, now it's the damn towelheads. And I think we can prove that they did it.
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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/03/2005 02:51 PM
Ragheads are brown.
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Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 03:05 PM
Colored usually means negro. White people are a color, genius.
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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/03/2005 03:15 PM
Actually, white is the absence of color. If you wanna get technical.
And in the crayola box, I more resemble the "peach" crayon. Not the "white" one.
So, since peach is a color, I am of color.
I'm not really sure where I'm going with this.
Poop.
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SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 03:17 PM
Actually, white is the presence of all colors, and black is the absence of color.
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Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
02/03/2005 03:18 PM
Actually, if you want to get technical, whitle is the full colour spectrum. Black is the absence of colour.
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SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 03:18 PM
A WINNAR IS ME!
Those art classes in college finally came in handy!
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SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 03:19 PM
AND IT'S COLOR NOT COLOUR.
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SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/03/2005 03:19 PM
"We look alike, we dress alike, we walk alike, we talk alike . . ."
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Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
02/03/2005 03:20 PM
I trust the English for spelling.
The invented the language after all.
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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/03/2005 03:20 PM
Bah! Who cares? They're all just a bunch of dune coons anyway.
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SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 03:21 PM
The invented the language after all.
Who do you trust for grammar?
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Virnomine 79,386 11
02/03/2005 03:21 PM
I don't think racists in the 19th century were into prisms and technology. They were more into killin' negros and sleeping with their sister.
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Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
02/03/2005 03:23 PM
I follow my own drummer on that one.
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SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/03/2005 03:23 PM
I think you mean droummer.
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Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/03/2005 03:24 PM
I don't like racism. I've said it before, I only hate retards and the elderly.
So when my son was very seriously discussing Black History Month, talking about Rosa Parks and the bus, etc, and called Black people "Brownies," it was all I could do not to spit soda on him when I laughed.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/03/2005 03:29 PM
I don't think racists in the 19th century were into prisms and technology. They were more into killin' negros and sleeping with their sister.
They have the same hobbies today, they have just added NASCAR
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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/03/2005 03:32 PM
Is it just a coincidence that Black History Month happens to be the shortest month of the year?
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Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
02/03/2005 09:30 PM
When did Fatty O'Hammerstein come back to join us (again)?
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HeadlineNews™® 367 9
02/03/2005 09:44 PM
In the argument of colour..
You're both right!
RGB - White = Absence of colour
CKYM - Black = Absence of colour
...Thats still funny, right?
Ahh, I give up
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Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
02/04/2005 01:23 AM
Hot Damn! How could anybody NOT vote for somebody named "Kinky"???
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Llama will click for cash 7,194 10
02/04/2005 01:29 AM
I met Kinky Freidman last year. He gave me a bumper sticker that says "Why not Kinky?" It looks like a Texas flag, only with the star of David.
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larkknot 3,359 10
02/04/2005 06:29 AM
In another fashion, in the argument about whether black or white is the absence of color - black is the absence of all color if you are talking about light, the presence of all color if you are talking about paint. Glad to help settle that!
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The Prunetang 701 9
02/04/2005 07:03 AM
" don't like racism. I've said it before, I only hate retards and the elderly"
That's in my top ten commandments.
</end cheeze-injected Kinky Friendman pun>
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Nachos with a 5ft Claymore 57,521 23
02/04/2005 09:43 AM
SheCabbage
2/03/2005 2:19 pm []
AND IT'S COLOR NOT COLOUR.
Only because we forgot to pack the letter 'U' on the Mayflower..
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Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
02/04/2005 11:43 AM
"We look alike, we dress alike, we walk alike, we talk alike . . ."
Dear god, SpecialKake, marry me.
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Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
02/04/2005 12:02 PM
Larknot, i am still a little unsettled.
If we are talking about paint, we are talking about reflective colour. Red paint looks red because it reflects only red. Orange reflects red and yellow. Black reflects nothing, making it the absence of colour (also the reason black gets warmest out in the sun). You can prove this by spinning a colour wheel around really quick. It will appear a dirty white.
Same is true with coloured lights, or additive colour. The only difference there being, green replaces yellow as a primary colour.
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SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/04/2005 12:23 PM
Dear god, SpecialKake, marry me.
I'd love to. Glad SOMEONE got that. . .
Coincidentally I'm really tired from an all night break-up/cry-athon with my g/f. So luckily for you, I'm on the rebound.
No, I'm not talking to you, trixxie.
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DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/04/2005 12:27 PM
She dumped you for your English identical cousin?
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SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/04/2005 12:32 PM
Actually, I was the one who asked her to leave.
ok, I don't want to talk about it. Sorry I brought it up.
Maybe I'll move to Canadia.
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SheCabbage 5,200 13
02/04/2005 12:32 PM
If we are talking about paint, we are talking about reflective colour. Red paint looks red because it reflects only red. Orange reflects red and yellow. Black reflects nothing, making it the absence of colour (also the reason black gets warmest out in the sun). You can prove this by spinning a colour wheel around really quick. It will appear a dirty white.
Same is true with coloured lights, or additive colour. The only difference there being, green replaces yellow as a primary colour.
This is getting hot, even with the unnecessary 'u's.
Can we talk about polarized light next?
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firelizard SFC 1,191 12
02/04/2005 12:51 PM
where's Canadia?
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SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/04/2005 12:54 PM
North of Americia.
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csme 15,189 12
10/23/2005 04:52 PM
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MaddMatt -Steely-eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
10/23/2005 05:00 PM
I guess it WASN'T the coloreds what killed Jesus.
And it KILLS me to say this; I have to agree with Kinky. (Having the previous statement on record will someday come back to haunt me.)
They killed Jesus, that lead to Christianity, and now we are stuck with Tele-Evangalists.
See! Nothing good comes from killing Jews.
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daisypie 49,378 9
10/23/2005 05:32 PM
Kake dumped Fabs?!
...and she took him back?
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Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
10/23/2005 05:56 PM
hence one should use the term "little sheet heads."
I have always been fond of the term, "Pull-starts" myself.
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