SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/03/2005 06:15 PM

I can't do html today. I'm not wearing my helmet.



here

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/03/2005 06:16 PM

I've known about that page for about three years now. But thanks. Every few months it pops back up here. I once had a parody page about vaginas.

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/03/2005 06:18 PM

I'm a retard. Should have searched. Please let this thread die so no one knows my shame.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/03/2005 06:44 PM

Will do!

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/03/2005 06:45 PM

I agree that this thread should die.

A Cold Fart 121 8
02/03/2005 06:47 PM

Can't let it die because everyone must here the song of ninjas.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/03/2005 06:48 PM

When you are unsure about a thread, post it when few GABbers are on. Preferably early in the morning. If its good it will stay on for the busy time, if not it will (usually) fall off the board and into oblivion before too amny haveseen it.



That method has covered manys an (unsearched thread) shame of mine.



Glad I could help with the whole, let this fall off the board thing!

Humphrey© 51,764 12
02/03/2005 06:52 PM

The Ninja Song



... I didn't want to cut hair... i wanted to be a ...



lumberjack?



no! i wanted to be a NINJA!



causing heroines their dramas,

dressed in nifty black pyjamas -

the life of the Ninja for me!



silent killer attitude

sneaking silent soft-cloth-shoed

the life of the Ninja for me!



opponent pisses himself when

you throw your deadly shuriken

the life of the Ninja for me!



decapitate with your katana

he won't be waking up maana -

the life of the ninja for me!



(middle eight and tap dance solo)



followed by



(reprise of middle eight, trombone solo)



oh, you never see them whinging,

'cause they're too busy ninjing -

it's the life of the Ninja for me!

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/03/2005 07:00 PM

I'm a ninja.



And a whore.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
02/03/2005 07:17 PM

I do belive that somebody has that page linked in their profile.

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/03/2005 07:22 PM

Well, that's funny cause it isn't me. And by funny, I mean creepy. And by creepy, I mean that I wonder if it's the guy who keeps watching me with cold unblinking eyes.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 07:28 PM

Has this thread died yet?

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/03/2005 07:30 PM

Almost Bonky. Fingers crossed!

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 07:30 PM

I bet it will die soon. Very soon.



It won't be a long drawn out death, either!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
02/03/2005 07:57 PM

Soon you say? I hope it's sooner than that.

Gabe 9,232 13
02/03/2005 08:04 PM

What do you get when you cross Elvis with Dumbo?

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
02/03/2005 08:15 PM

The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.



The page from that link misspelled "get mom to buy me black pajamas in an attempt to get laid."

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 08:22 PM

Hey! The machine that goes PING stuttered for a bit!

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 08:26 PM

What you really get when you cross Elvis and Dumbo.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 08:27 PM

What you get if you're hungry and you cross Elvis with Dumbo.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 08:27 PM

What you get if you're hungry and like rap music and cross Elvis with Dumbo.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 08:28 PM

A dancing monkey.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
02/03/2005 08:30 PM

My monkey stopped dancing! I want a refund...

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 08:31 PM

That bastard monkey! I want to shoot him in his foot and steal his car now!

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 08:31 PM

That monkey is a tease.



A teasing whore monkey!

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 08:32 PM

The whore monkey's mentor!

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/03/2005 08:38 PM

This thread just keeps getting better and better.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/03/2005 11:05 PM

Better, but not deader.

Ana ismee Piemaster - Filly stalking since 2004 12,538 15
02/03/2005 11:13 PM

still dieing...

Bonky 75,733 15
02/04/2005 12:31 PM

You misspelled dying.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/04/2005 12:36 PM

Ok, today is the day we DEFINITELY let this embarassing thread die and drop off the board.



Agreed?

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
02/04/2005 12:39 PM

Great idea, Demo.





We'll have to make sure somebody posts a reminder on here later to let this die.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/04/2005 12:39 PM

This thread is dead.







Dead like Chickens.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/04/2005 12:41 PM

Should we have a memorial? I like hors d'oevres.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/04/2005 12:42 PM

Silly me. You don't eat at the memorial. You do that at the wake, right? Is it the wake? I'm not sure now. I eat anywhere I can because I'm ginormous!

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
02/04/2005 12:43 PM

I won't eat the doevres of any animal.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/04/2005 01:47 PM

You, sir, don't know what you're missing!

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/04/2005 02:01 PM

Hey! I came across this really cool site! Chi Chi, you might like it!



http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/04/2005 05:59 PM

What a super site Oliver!



But really, you should have put it in a new thread. We're trying to let this one die, you know.

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/04/2005 06:01 PM

Holy crap, this would have been a cheap, awesome SS gift for me, instead of the steaming heap of nothing I got.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
02/04/2005 06:04 PM

You would think that this thread would just fall away, as it is embarassing to the one who wrote it, and he did ask nicely.





Hmmm, odd.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/04/2005 08:30 PM

Hey! Smokey and the Bandit Part 2 is on!

dinesh 24,862 16
02/04/2005 09:11 PM

N

o

,



n

e

v

e

r



b

e

f

o

re, though that doesn't take into account the numerous times chichi linked to his parody site.



note also that i thing i was the first one, back in 2002.

dinesh 24,862 16
02/04/2005 09:11 PM

damn, there were supposed to be links on the spaces, too.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/04/2005 09:40 PM

dineShakespeareell you this for your own good, sir.



Step away from the keyboard!

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
02/05/2005 03:19 AM

Holy Shakespeare, it nearly died!

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/05/2005 03:25 AM

Hot damn!

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/05/2005 06:04 AM

Oh, sorry. I thought I left my keys in here. My bad.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/05/2005 06:21 AM

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.



He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,



which is bragable.





Ok who?

Bonky 75,733 15
02/05/2005 10:33 AM

I didn't get to watch the ending of Smokey and the Bandit Part 2.

Did the guy with the hat marry his hounddog?

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/05/2005 02:05 PM

Bonky: I think so.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/05/2005 06:49 PM

Is that the one with the elephant?

daisypie 49,378 9
02/05/2005 06:57 PM

La Pistola

2/03/2005 6:00 pm



I'm a ninja.



And a whore.



And a virgin, too?



Pistol, you're so full of delicious contradictions!

daisypie 49,378 9
02/05/2005 07:42 PM

...And no, I do not have that photo linked in my profile

Still, there is something about Pistol's ear...

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/05/2005 09:52 PM

WHAY WON'T THIS THREAD DIE!!!?!??!??!?FOUR

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/05/2005 09:52 PM

I'm actually sober, that was just a typo.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/05/2005 10:03 PM

It needs to get married first . . . then it will die a little inside every day.

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/06/2005 12:42 AM

I like being married. It keeps me from making a fool of myself on first dates.

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/06/2005 02:33 AM

My ear, Daisypie? Oh my . . . .



But I must admit that I do look best in pictures of other people.

grabir boobi 413 8
02/06/2005 05:46 AM

Hey look that fat kid is moving faster than that ninja!

Captain Dan's Sea Legs® 44,452 11
02/06/2005 10:48 AM

Hi guys what's going on here?

Bonky 75,733 15
02/06/2005 11:50 AM

Not much . . . we're just letting this thread die and stuff.

What's up with you?

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/06/2005 11:59 AM

Is this thread dead now?

Bonky 75,733 15
02/06/2005 12:43 PM

Hey! Did you see that girl getting arrested in Tennessee? That was silly!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/06/2005 01:41 PM

Hey guys, I just wanted to pay my respects to this dead thread.

It was a good thread.

A kind thread.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
02/06/2005 02:54 PM

Did anybody notice if this thread is dead yet?









Will somebody have to bring up Hitler/ Nazis?

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/06/2005 03:37 PM

How do you kill a thread?

Phenomenal Filly 39,193 20
02/06/2005 08:55 PM

Like that.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/06/2005 09:20 PM

That's it, thread. You've seven minutes and twenty-four seconds to die OR ELSE!

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/06/2005 09:34 PM

OK, everyone, just to make it up, I found a site ChiChi will LOVE. I hope no one's linked you to it yet.





ENJOY!!!!!7

nayrb5 60 8
02/07/2005 12:36 AM

I can't believe that you murderous villains have slain this noble thread. It must be resuscitated!



*Clear!*

44,452 11
02/07/2005 05:23 AM

hi

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/07/2005 01:27 PM

"OK, everyone, just to make it up, I found a site ChiChi will LOVE. I hope no one's linked you to it yet"



Needed more pics of her.

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/07/2005 01:32 PM

son of a whore. it was two places from the bottom.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
02/07/2005 02:10 PM

SpecialKake, Esquire

2/03/2005 5:18 pm

I'm a retard. Should have searched. Please let this thread die so no one knows my shame.







Just so nobody has to go all the way to the top, this is why we are going to just let this thread die.



We're all really helpful, I think. Yea for us!

131,068 34
02/07/2005 02:15 PM

I'm not dead yet.





I feeel happy!

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/07/2005 05:05 PM

Maddux is alright if you're between the ages of 17 and 19.

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/07/2005 05:09 PM

Hey, I just found This great page!

Çhî-Çhî K. Fêliþë™ 161,353 14
02/07/2005 05:20 PM

I have no problem with maddux, it's just the angry sarcasm thing gets pretty old.

nayrb5 60 8
02/07/2005 06:06 PM

Keep the thread alive! Keep the thread alive! Woo-hoo!

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/07/2005 06:32 PM

I've never been a fan of Maddox. It reminded me too much of high school. Perhaps then, I would've loved it. Now, it's something I'm trying to leave behind. Desperately.



Dennis Leary, while he does use angry sarcasm, shouldn't be compared. We're talking about a professional comedian and a guy with a website that, like Chi chi said, really fits ages 17 to 19.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/08/2005 12:31 PM

I wasn't sure if Chi Chi had seen this or not.

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/08/2005 12:37 PM

<action>Hugs Thread</action>



You came back! Oh, how I've missed you!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/08/2005 12:40 PM

"I've never been a fan of Maddox"



He was ok when he played for the Cubs.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/08/2005 12:43 PM

He was ok when he played for the Cubs.



Better with the Braves

Jo-Jo, the Idiot Circus Boy 161,353 14
02/08/2005 01:05 PM

I have to point out here that while Dennis Leary is a friend of firemen everywhere, he sucks.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/08/2005 03:35 PM

The thread's breathing is shallow.. I think it may die soon.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/08/2005 03:50 PM

He was ok when he played for the Cubs.



Better with the Braves



He's back with the Cubs, you know.

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/08/2005 03:55 PM

<action>Pats thread's head with cold water</action>



Remember that time we took that trip to Niagara Falls, and the wind blew your hat in there? Oh, how we laughed. Hang in there, love, don't you die on me. I need you to hang in there. I think we both said things we didn't mean in the course of our time together, but I want you to know one thing, thread.

I love you.

I've never felt this way about another thread before, except maybe the groundhog thread, and maybe the racist one, but those were just one day thing. They meant nothing to me, "For ChiChi". Nothing. You are my one crowning achievement in this world.



So you hang in there. Breathe, damn you .. . . . .



Oh, and ChiChi, there's some moderately funny stuff here.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/08/2005 06:18 PM

<action>bursts into thread, stark naked</action>





Hello, everyone!!

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/08/2005 06:27 PM

*holds envelope to head*



Stark naked.



*opens envelope*



Describe Iron Man at a nudist colony.



Heyyyooooo!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/08/2005 06:31 PM

Hey SHP, Can you jump and get my Shoe from that tree?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/08/2005 06:32 PM

<action> pants burst open a la Incredible Hulk. But smaller and less green.</action>

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/08/2005 07:26 PM

I didn't know the Hulk was pierced. Kinda wrinkly too.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/08/2005 07:27 PM

<action> sees thread is STILL on board </action> Its alive. ALIIIIVE.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/08/2005 07:35 PM

I didn't know the Hulk was pierced. Kinda wrinkly too.



Yeah, Well if you were a Comic Book nerd instead of an Anime nerd, You'd know this.

Derpa Derp - a man on a mission 375 8
02/08/2005 07:41 PM

<action> sneezes</action>

Oops sorry, musta sneezed it to the top.

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/08/2005 10:31 PM

I prefer the term Anime Geek.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/09/2005 12:39 PM

"He's back with the Cubs, you know."



Yes they like to get em back right before they retire. Waiting for them to make a move on Carlton Fisk any day now.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/09/2005 05:59 PM

<action> fires up the Defibrillator </action>

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/09/2005 06:01 PM

Heh

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/09/2005 07:34 PM

Well.. This thread is officially toast. I'm outta here, I'm gonna go beat a dead horse.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/10/2005 07:41 AM

This post is at the bottom of the page right now. Almost gone at last!





...





CRAP!

Rаt 2,085 9
02/10/2005 08:20 AM

while this thread is dying, id like to staple this to the top of it, enjoy

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/naturesex.html

Rаt 2,085 9
02/11/2005 01:18 AM

<action>pokes thread with a stick

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/11/2005 01:26 AM

AHHH, IT'S STILL MOVING!

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/11/2005 11:42 AM

Make it easy with U-Haul.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/11/2005 05:47 PM

Man, I hate when the sneeze feeling just goes away.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
02/11/2005 11:31 PM

<action>hopes redeading the dying thread isn't stage 5 already</action>

Derpa Derp - a man on a mission 375 8
02/12/2005 08:53 AM

Hi.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
02/13/2005 01:57 AM

u2 sucks.

Miracles 22,430 0
02/13/2005 02:10 AM

U2 is awesome live.



The Edge should be my lover.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
02/13/2005 11:45 AM

SpecialKake, will you make sweet, sweet love to me (if I keep your thread alive a little longer)?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
02/13/2005 11:47 AM

I was just looking at this thread. Should I, shouldn't I... it's always funnier when other people do it, but if I do it, does that mean it's getting annoying?



So when I saw it at the top, I panicked and thought I bumped it unconsciously.



Good on ya, Boots.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
02/13/2005 11:11 PM

This thread fell off the front page temporarily...



Bump for the night shift

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/14/2005 01:03 PM

This thing hasn't died yet? Amazing.

SpecialKake - American. Idle. 55,555 14
02/14/2005 01:10 PM

Only gays watch the Oscars.

Ana ismee default_user al-Amerika 12,538 15
02/14/2005 01:11 PM

I was thinking that maybe ChiChi could team up with BobJohnson and form the Totally Awesome team. That, or have homoerotic sex...

Derpa Derp - a man on a mission 375 8
02/14/2005 06:56 PM

<action>sings</action>

Bumpity bump bump bumpity bump bump look at this thread go!

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/14/2005 09:47 PM

SpecialKake, will you make sweet, sweet love to me (if I keep your thread alive a little longer)?



Noob sex is ruining GAB.

Filly Steak 39,193 20
02/14/2005 10:47 PM

Noob sex is ruining GAB.

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/14/2005 10:47 PM

I'm gonna sammich you, Filly.

Filly Steak 39,193 20
02/14/2005 10:51 PM

Ha!

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/14/2005 10:52 PM

Dare I say Steak Parade?

Filly Steak 39,193 20
02/14/2005 10:56 PM

SIX!



I'm done now.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/14/2005 10:58 PM

pen15.

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/14/2005 11:07 PM

Well, it's still meat, isn't it?

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/14/2005 11:08 PM

Why don't you taste it and find out?

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/15/2005 01:31 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Cow.

Youre all after me Lucky Charms 171,275 14
02/15/2005 04:32 PM

I hope this thread beats the thread that never ends!

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/15/2005 04:36 PM

I think I have forgotten what this thread is even about.

Tiger Style Felipe 161,353 14
02/15/2005 04:39 PM

IT'S ABOUT ME MUTHAFUKKER

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/15/2005 04:40 PM

But I did find this really cool website!

the Producer formerly known as Porn 7,627 9
02/15/2005 04:47 PM

"I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/15/2005 04:57 PM

Secret ninja moves like that have been outlawed by the government.

ToOqUiK 130 8
02/15/2005 05:09 PM

Hmm bump thread or look at porn?

bump thread or look at porn?

bump thread or look at porn?

bump thread or look at porn?

bump thread or look at porn?

ill go with both cause i have MOZZILLA Frost i'm retarded

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
02/15/2005 05:11 PM

Indeed.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/04/2005 01:07 PM

Stop reading this sentence and Go look at HP's saucy breasties on the Tits page.

Go.



Now!



Then blame her for this thread being bumped. Blame her hard and deep. Blame her like she's never been blamed before.





Anyone got a Kleenex?

SpecialKake 55,555 14
04/04/2005 01:12 PM

<action> hugs thread</action>





Oh, how I missed you.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/04/2005 01:14 PM

<action> re-inserts thread's feeding tube </action>

Go nuts.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
04/04/2005 01:44 PM

Speaking of HP tits in the tits page, I have a complaint ABOUT the tits page...



What is up with folks like HP, Neep, Underwhere, and Chance hiding their lovely melons, when all others are exposed?

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
04/04/2005 02:08 PM

I had a bare breasts photo I posted awhile ago. Remember with the stapler hiding in between them?

Barefoot Chance 171,275 14
04/04/2005 02:10 PM

Oh and the stapler remover was the sequel.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/04/2005 02:12 PM

Hey, I'm letting it all hang out there. Just for you, CG. Just for you.

Underwhere? 101,393 77
04/04/2005 04:55 PM

What is up with folks like HP, Neep, Underwhere, and Chance hiding their lovely melons, when all others are exposed?



CG used my name! This is the best day of my life!



I mean, mufftaur likes my melons! What could possibly be more exciting and thrilling? Maybe ending yet another sentence with an exclamation point!



Chris, my email is in my profile. Send me some peener pics, and I'll be more than happy to share.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/04/2005 04:59 PM

He doesn't like them, actually.



Naked them up and we'll see.

Fratberry 282,931 53
04/04/2005 05:03 PM

Send me some peener pics, and I'll be more than happy to share.



ITS A TRAP!!!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
04/04/2005 05:04 PM

Frat, You're drunk.



Where's your hat?

Underwhere? 101,393 77
04/04/2005 08:55 PM

He doesn't like them, actually.



Thanks for ruining my day, you jerk. Now my tits have tears on them.

Underwhere? 101,393 77
04/04/2005 08:58 PM

Frat, I clickied you for that, though I have to say that I've already shown my pics to two other male Gabbers, and there have been no complaints. They no longer IM me, but they didn't complain.



Besides, I need at least 5 sets of peener pics before starting my own pay-for-porn site.

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
04/26/2005 10:52 AM

Oh thread that Kake hates.



How I've missed you.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/12/2005 02:48 PM

Just for Kake.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
05/12/2005 02:52 PM

Best. Kake-Haunting. Thread. EVER

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/12/2005 02:56 PM

It's like living in a bungalow having a half-retarded, deformed child. No stairs.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/12/2005 02:58 PM

Ah, February. That takes me back. Remember how innocent we all were then?

Bankey 70,843 10
05/12/2005 03:03 PM

You were tied for the lead in fantasy baseball...

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/12/2005 03:07 PM

LOL!











. . .Carroll.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
05/12/2005 06:09 PM

Oh no ya don't, thread.

Clint McSahara Hotpants 19,555 11
05/12/2005 08:40 PM

<action>hums absentmindedly.</action>..and they'll continue singing it forever just because..

Chi Chi Felipe: Operating Thetan 161,353 14
05/12/2005 08:42 PM

If anything, Kake can take some satisfaction in the fact that this thread will go down in history as the inspiration for the revival of the "Vaginas: Real Ultimate Power" page. Stay tuned. I'll make sure to mention it several times per POST when it's done. Speaking of which, I re-designed VonKaiser, didja know? It's true!

Clint McSahara Hotpants 19,555 11
05/12/2005 08:45 PM

Excellent choice. You can never go wrong with an internet-retroish "The page cannot be displayed". A true classic.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
05/23/2005 09:58 AM

Somebody mentioned the forbidden phrase in another thread.



It reminded me of this thread, and how we are supposed to let it die.

fabulounik 8,478 12
05/23/2005 10:13 AM

OH, Kake loves this thread! He should just about be getting to work, I want to make sure this is the first thread he sees when he pulls up GAB.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
05/23/2005 10:16 AM

It's baaaaack!



One of the best running jokes that Gab the world has ever seen.

Erotic Kake 55,555 14
05/23/2005 10:23 AM

Thank you all. At least I'll live forever in this thread, and in your hearts as you live with the regret that you teased a dying man with terminal cancer in his last days.

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,102 14
05/23/2005 10:56 AM

You're dying? If it's before the party, can I stay at your place? I mean, if the room is just EMPTY.... And parking is free on your street, right?

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
05/23/2005 11:06 AM

Ditdah, that's just so insensitive.



How terrible.

























So what's up Kake, are you going to kick before the party or what? I'd like free parking.

Ditdah, only 56 days away 123,102 14
05/23/2005 11:14 AM

Oh my god - you are right Mr. Sir. I was being insensitive. I am sorry.









You're dying? If it's before the party, can Mr. Sir, Spicey, Dianada and I stay at your place? I mean, if the room is just EMPTY.... And parking is free on your street, right?

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
05/25/2005 05:15 PM

Is it, Kake, is it just like this?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
05/25/2005 05:23 PM

<action> runs over to thread, starts hugging it </action> Thank God you're back, I got so worried when I couldn't find you, and there were so many reports on the news about threads getting abducted by pant-less men...

DemoMonkey, Unplugged! 166,252 10
05/26/2005 11:04 PM

Hey, what does this link do?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/01/2005 01:39 PM

Welcome back Chi Chi! I thought this thread would be the perfect way to get your attention since it has your name in it!

gorckat 41,132 13
06/01/2005 01:45 PM

I think the winners of the Pro-Am should get bumping rights for the first of July.

Kake 55,555 14
06/01/2005 02:08 PM

Roofie, you're SO not getting to have sex with me. ever. Demo, you're ok.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
06/02/2005 01:09 PM

Better now, Kake?

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
06/08/2005 01:55 PM

Has anybody seen this site?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/08/2005 03:29 PM

This thread used to bring a giggle to my heart. Now it only serves to remind me that Kake would rather have sex with Demo than me.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
06/10/2005 09:03 PM

I am sure you could intice Kake away. Demo may be cute but you have a couple things he has not.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/10/2005 09:47 PM

crabs?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
06/10/2005 10:52 PM

I think I just got served.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/10/2005 10:58 PM

A drink?

5,425 9
06/11/2005 02:36 AM

woot 190th to post!!

Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 02:38 AM

dammit...redirect all your clickies to this lil post here <------

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
07/01/2005 06:44 AM

Why, it's been over two weeks since we last saw you, oh mighty thread.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
07/27/2005 05:13 PM

Good lord. Who dragged THIS out of the closet?

Vibrantly Shaded Article of Headwear 91,274 10
07/27/2005 05:14 PM

Uh.



You.

Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,102 14
07/27/2005 05:16 PM

Where are Kake and Fabs, by the way?

Trixxiewan Kenobie 65,026 15
07/27/2005 05:17 PM

Kake defected he and Fabs are no longer a thing.

gorctemp 41,132 13
07/27/2005 05:18 PM

One of them is likely stoned. The other one is probably that pregnant girl in Philly thats missing. How Kake got pregnant, and when he became a girl, I'll never know.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/27/2005 05:19 PM

This should be put away until Kake returns.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/27/2005 05:22 PM

Yeah, this thread is only fun when it can be used as a tool to shame and embarass Kake with.

Vibrantly Shaded Article of Headwear 91,274 10
07/27/2005 05:25 PM

Oh no. Don't tell me that Kake and Fabs split, and now neither of them are coming here for fear of having to speak to the other. And don't tell me that when It happens the board will be flooded with stupid personal Shakespeare, and annoying posts from one to the other, maha's flying, insults blaring. Do not tell me this.





I mean, It wouldn't be a shocker. Or new at all.



But Kake was funny, Dammit.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
07/27/2005 05:30 PM

I doubt any of that will happen. Relax.

Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,102 14
07/27/2005 05:31 PM

I heard before that they split, but I thought it was a joke. I just got a few emails saying the same thing, but no details.



I hope they aren't really gone from here - I liked them!

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/27/2005 05:32 PM

Wait, so they really did break up?





Awesome, this means that Fabs Kake is back on the market.

Vibrantly Shaded Article of Headwear 91,274 10
07/27/2005 05:33 PM

Relax.



Sorry. I forgot.

</facetious>



I could care less, really.

Mwa na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na 5,425 9
07/27/2005 05:35 PM

Awesome, this means that Fabs Kake is back on the market.





Although he's probably depressed and suicidal, but you can still have whatever body parts they scrap off the wall/sidewalk.





But that would suck if that did happend...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/27/2005 05:35 PM

We probably didn't hear anything about it because it isn't our business. And those that do know what is going on or at least parts of what is going on respect both parties to let them deal with it, and not turn their personal lives into a Frost-ing circus.

Vibrantly Shaded Article of Headwear 91,274 10
07/27/2005 05:36 PM

Hmm.. Do I have an autoclicking stalker?





That last one wasn't even funny.

S. Kake 55,555 14
07/27/2005 05:37 PM

Still around, just taking a little break. Fabs and I are on good terms, and that's all I'll say on the matter. I'll be back.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
07/27/2005 05:38 PM

Big Irish Guy



7/27/2005 4:35 pm [Z960yuCM2queyU4T0jcVhg]





We probably didn't hear anything about it because it isn't our business. And those that do know what is going on or at least parts of what is going on respect both parties to let them deal with it, and not turn their personal lives into a Frost-ing circus.



Interesting.



Who's imping BIG?

Mwa na na na na, na na na na, na na na na na 5,425 9
07/27/2005 05:38 PM

What a bonerkill, BIG.

Ditdah loves Steve AND Janice 123,102 14
07/27/2005 05:39 PM

I don't care what the hell happened between them.



I JUST WANT TO HAVE MY KAKE AND EAT IT TOO!



I don't know what the hell that means.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/27/2005 05:40 PM

Good job, guys. You all just turned this thread, that used to a fun way to make fun of Kake, to a thread that can only bring up painful memories.



You guys suck at GAB today.

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/27/2005 05:41 PM

Hmm. That ended up being not nearly as funny as I had hoped.



Well, you all still suck.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
07/27/2005 05:41 PM

Jesus Christ. They got Ollie too!

Fratberry 282,931 53
07/27/2005 05:42 PM

Trixxie,



I mean this will all sincerity. Go eat a bowl of dick you classless assclown Froststick.



Have a nice day,



Fratberry

BlaiseMilla 67,037 13
07/27/2005 05:45 PM

Sometimes, Gab gets serious.

DemoMonkey, Pranked by a Master. 166,252 10
07/27/2005 05:46 PM

The nice are being nasty.



The nasty are being nice.



Bizarro DemoMonkey confused!

Fratberry 282,931 53
07/27/2005 05:46 PM

What? Too harsh?

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/27/2005 05:48 PM

<action> tries to salvage the thread



That ninja site is awesome. How silly of Kake to think ChiChi had never seen it! Haha, silly Kake, you'll never live this one down!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
07/27/2005 05:49 PM

Hahahahahaha, Kake posted a link to a site Chi Chi probably has bookmarked, what a silly chuckleFrost.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
07/27/2005 05:51 PM

Haha and then all these clever GABbers found ways to keep bumping this thread over and over and over again. Oh how we laughed!

Oliverius Chesticus XIV 203,475 12
07/27/2005 05:52 PM

I am not being nice! I just appreciate that whatever it is they are going through, they have decided to leave it off of the boards. It sucks that it made it on here.



I eat poop.

ClownPenis 0 7
07/27/2005 06:10 PM

Oh few ive been following this for five months now. Just making sure it had not completley died

I am Straw 97,986 37
08/12/2005 11:52 PM

This thread has been going on for six months now and I've *never* seen it?



Ah sweet mystery of life at last I've foouuuund youuuuuuuu!

Pistol in Pink 10,071 9
08/13/2005 02:37 AM

Perhaps Kake's shame will even outlast that thread that never ends.

S. Kake 55,555 14
08/17/2005 11:15 AM

Hey, Chi Chi, check out This book

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
08/17/2005 11:17 AM

The Author's last name is Hamburger, Its got to be good!

the gork's meow 41,132 13
09/01/2005 09:47 AM

This has got to be better than a bunch of Ogdens gnashing the bottom of the board.



And why doesn't Zug search hit thread titles first?



And this is for Chi Chi.

(SFW)

Bankey 70,843 10
09/01/2005 10:19 AM

Holy crap look what the hurricane's washed up now.



Now it's OFFICALLY tragic.

Clint McSahara HotPants 19,555 11
09/23/2005 10:28 AM

Whew! At least this thread survived the recent threadocide.

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,718 9
10/17/2005 03:20 PM

Is it Kake?



Is CG's thread just like this?

S. Kake 55,555 14
10/17/2005 03:22 PM

Whassup, my niggaz!

Fratberry 282,931 53
10/17/2005 03:28 PM

SUYT!

S. Kake 55,555 14
10/17/2005 03:40 PM

No, Frat, but I'll show you hers.