Alice Cooper's snake and my mother.
A comedy conversation
by The Prunetang  700  6
02/06/2005 08:42 PM 24 views
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I spent the greater part of my day yesterday in awe. It came up in conversation with my mom that she is cousins with Dennis Dunaway. Dennis Who? The bass player from Alice Cooper's band when they were prime and rocking. I thought that this was at least interesting and all, but it was the next part that left me openmouthed whispering sweet words of "Frost" and " Shakespeare". When she was young and Alice Cooper was touring the west coast Dennis had the tour bus stop at my mom's house and pay a visit to his family. The bus spent the night outside of her house and Alice brought his Boa constrictor inside the house for my mom to play with. This changes my perspective on everything. Knowing this, I think, will allow me to finally get my life together. My mother touched Alice Cooper's snake......who wants to touch my mom.....er um... I mean me?
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The Prunetang 700  6
02/06/2005 10:27 PM
Nevermind.
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Virnomine 79,284 9
02/06/2005 10:39 PM
So did she, uh, swallow his snake too? Did it throw up on her face? Are you Alice's illegitimate son?
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The Prunetang 700 6
02/06/2005 10:48 PM
That wasn't really all that funny, but the answer is yes.
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The Prunetang 700 6
02/06/2005 11:10 PM
Oh, most definately. He's great. I was just dissapointed in his short post. It left me completely unsatisfied as I expected something much longer and deeper coming from him. He basically just filled in all of the holes that I purposefully left open. But his tiny post wasn't enough to fill all of the holes sufficiently.
.....and to be honest..... well, frankly, I am kind of tempted to touch my mom.
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Virnomine 79,284 9
02/06/2005 11:21 PM
Boy if I had a nickel for every time I've heard my tiny post didn't fill the holes sufficently...I'd be buying some Dick-B-Huge that I get offers for all the time in my email.
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The Prunetang 700 6
02/07/2005 12:58 AM
"Virn > I"
Are you two going to give eachother bj's now?
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