Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/14/2005 04:16 PM

"cool beans"



I swear to God above that phrase pisses me off so much I want to kill just for the bloodsport. Granted it's more because of the guy who said it than it's overuse but still.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/14/2005 04:16 PM

I think im going to keep count of how many times those phrases are mentioned in this thread. That would be so money.



(One)

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/14/2005 04:16 PM

"Look at this awesome website I made..."

dropkick brody 43,090 12
02/14/2005 04:18 PM

That is so Roofie



</neverbeenkissed>

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/14/2005 04:20 PM

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?



A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.



I hope

this page hasn't been posted before

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/14/2005 04:21 PM

blogosphere



teh

Livewire 78,229 13
02/14/2005 04:21 PM

"Sick" (unless referring to a person who's vomiting)

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/14/2005 04:23 PM

n00b, asshat

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/14/2005 04:23 PM

Begins with S...

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/14/2005 04:24 PM

"Tina Fey's Scar"



Just kidding.







(Tina Fey's Scar, Tina Fey's Scar)

Typhoid Mary 156,790 17
02/14/2005 04:28 PM

"anyhoo"



"Trae is a whore"



"Trae is a slut"



"woof"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/14/2005 04:29 PM

Tina Fey has a scar?

Typhoid Mary 156,790 17
02/14/2005 04:30 PM

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with the "money" one though. That was in, then it went out but I think that since Vince Vaughn has moved more into the comedy genre, we can bring it back.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
02/14/2005 04:31 PM

<anything>.cx

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/14/2005 04:31 PM

If you're money, and you know it, clap your hands.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/14/2005 04:31 PM

I agree with Trae.

"Money" is tits.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/14/2005 04:34 PM

"I want to stab you in the eye with my car"



I think we can stand to get rid of this one, Seeing as how it gets used more than Tabula's vibrator.



I want to ____ you in the _____ with my _____.



Get crackin' people, lets see some new ones.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/14/2005 04:34 PM

It's all about the money. Fo Shizzle.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
02/14/2005 04:35 PM

"Well, it does still look like corn, but you can't eat it again."

Typhoid Mary 156,790 17
02/14/2005 04:35 PM

I think that deserves a thread, Hat.

Pants 14,252 17
02/14/2005 04:35 PM

"FDISK"

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/14/2005 04:36 PM

I want to Frost you in the ass with my Coleridge.



better?

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
02/14/2005 04:38 PM

"You can't pee in just anybody's yard."

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/14/2005 04:39 PM

If I was standing next to someone and they said "That's so money" I would kick them in the nuts or vagina depending on what gender they were.



That movie sucked.

Pants 14,252 17
02/14/2005 04:42 PM

If I was standing next to someone and they said "That's so money" I would kick them in the nuts or vagina depending on what gender they were.





And if they are a hermaphrodite try kicking their nuts into their vagina.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
02/14/2005 04:42 PM

Most of those are not as played out here on GAB as,



Delicious ?

or

Awesome ? (Alien attack for sure)

Typhoid Mary 156,790 17
02/14/2005 05:10 PM

So I can no longer be a Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle??

Ramyain Dapooper 41 8
02/14/2005 05:20 PM

"Whats the difference between michael jackson and....."

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
02/14/2005 05:21 PM

I'll tell you one phrase that can just go straight to hell:



"I've got a headache."

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
02/14/2005 05:56 PM

So I can no longer be a Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle??





Hey I can't, nor would I ever want to keep you from being delicious Trae.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
02/14/2005 06:09 PM

The big one on campus at the moment seems to be "I'm not gonna lie."

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
02/14/2005 06:47 PM

I hope Dr. Scholls realizes that Gellin' will never catch on.

Derpa Derp - a man on a mission 375 8
02/14/2005 07:32 PM

"I am not a crook"





I think we should just let that one die peacefully,





or scream horribly in pain as we feed it through a woodchipper, s'all good.







Also don't say "s'all good."

ringworm 68,315 13
02/14/2005 07:46 PM

i work w/ a couple of people who still think it's alright to say, "too much information," or the doubly annoying, "TMI." it makes my brain bleed just thinking about it.

Derpa Derp - a man on a mission 375 8
02/14/2005 07:57 PM

Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

















You tell me.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
02/14/2005 08:09 PM

Lets just get all the offencives out of the way.



Shakespeare, piss, Coleridge, Frost, mother-Froster, and tits.

But dont forget Carroll queef and fart.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
02/14/2005 08:24 PM

I hate Queef.



-Queef LaQueefa.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
02/14/2005 10:15 PM

You da man.



Some of the white people I work with still say this.



and



Oh no you di-int.



Especially if you aren't really a ghettolicious hispanic female. Or a drag queen.

Humphrey© 51,764 12
02/14/2005 10:30 PM

I want to stab you in the eye with my car.



Comedy.gold.



Whoever dreamed up this little gem should clickied profusely by all and sundry.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
02/15/2005 12:07 AM

What do wilted tomatoes have anything to do with this?

PuggyD 48,304 12
02/15/2005 12:11 AM

Wait, Puggy's gay?

The Rabbi Napkinstein 30,762 12
02/15/2005 01:08 AM

"that's hott" FrostERS!.

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/15/2005 01:12 AM

I'm not interested.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/15/2005 02:30 AM

I Frosted Turkey.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/15/2005 02:32 AM

...Or, I Frosted Miracles.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/15/2005 02:34 AM

Aw hell, all phrases including Turkey or Miracles Frost-ing one another

or any of their respective sundry partners du jour should be forbidden...

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
02/15/2005 11:15 AM

"Please don't, I have children!"



I am SO sick of that one.

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/15/2005 11:20 AM

I think we need to ban the phrase "I [heart/love] you, [insert any name except for Pistol]."

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/15/2005 11:22 AM

"That's already been posted, Jackass."

Intoxicated Ape 615 9
02/15/2005 11:32 AM

'Blood'. Patticularly when used by 13 year olds who think they are 'gangsta'. One of the few slang phrases that reliably makes me want to feed people into a woodchipper.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/15/2005 12:05 PM

Forbidden or not, I <3 Pistol's ass...

The Rabbi Napkinstein 30,762 12
02/15/2005 03:39 PM

I so less than three you, Chris Garret.

La Pistola 10,071 9
02/15/2005 07:10 PM

My ass less than three's you too, daisypie.

The Prunetang 701 9
02/15/2005 08:48 PM

Forbidden phrases....hmmmm



"Wanna block all pop ups"!!!!!!

"You got served".

Anything ending in -izzle.

"Win a free ________ (insert high ticket electronics item here)".

Felix 2,568 10
02/15/2005 09:18 PM

"You Go Girl!!"

DAMN YOU OPRAH WINFREY,DAMN YOU TO HELL, DEVIL WOMAN!!!

Phuc 237,919 21
02/15/2005 09:21 PM

"I'm Rick James, bitch."



"Fayg."



"TPS reports."



"I'm actually black."

The Prunetang 701 9
02/15/2005 09:26 PM

Exactly Felix. Someone finally gets the bigger picture in life. Oprah is like the devil...however, just a bit different. She is actually the result of the devil having sex with a jackal. It was written in prophecy that this day would come. And here she is now; giving away cars and making up bitch phrases-empowering mindless human beings.

Felix 2,568 10
02/15/2005 09:41 PM

The VIN #'s on all those cars she gave away started with 666. Coincedence?? I think not.

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
02/15/2005 09:50 PM

Most of the folks Oprah, Springer, or Dr. Phil, have any power over, aren't people who you would want on your team anyway.













Aight, Has to go too.

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
03/04/2005 04:25 PM

I think we can stand to get rid of this one, Seeing as how it gets used more than Tabula's vibrator.



IT'S A DILDO YOU CREEP!

His Royal Highness Prime President Nachos 57,521 23
03/04/2005 04:54 PM

Only because you've broken the kick-start...

TableTopJane-double clickin' on my mizouse 173,958 15
03/04/2005 04:56 PM

This one time, at band camp...

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
03/04/2005 05:00 PM

Dildo.. Vibrator.. It doesn't matter, Just as long as you waShakespeare more than Pistol does hers.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/18/2005 02:58 AM

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

*snuffle snuffle*...I am no n00b! I am Neep! Roar! 35,066 15
10/18/2005 04:11 AM

I can't wait to get to University and find some real friends!



That may just be with my group of friends. I'm ashamed to say that I started it. Bitches.



Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni Uni

*snuffle snuffle*...I am no n00b! I am Neep! Roar! 35,066 15
10/18/2005 04:12 AM

Oh. My. God.



I just asked my mother what she thought that my friends and I say when we piss each other off.



She said "Frost off?"



She never swears. I nearly fell off my chair.

Dreadful Daggy with scabs and stuff 86,705 14
10/18/2005 04:20 AM

My bad.





Hateithateithateithateithateit!

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
10/18/2005 08:23 AM

______________

started by johnnykielbasaMM on....

Phuc 237,919 21
10/18/2005 08:31 AM

I clickied you, Piq, even though you totally stole my joke, ya fayg.

Fratberry 282,931 53
10/18/2005 08:48 AM

"fayg"

Jilly 24,693 8
10/18/2005 08:54 AM

That's so <insert number> years ago.

Bride of Frankenfurter best weiners on the planet! 171,275 14
10/18/2005 09:00 AM

Ive actually used "cool beans" and "anyhoo" recently. I shall cease and desist.

Jilly 24,693 8
10/18/2005 09:07 AM

Yes, I am an "anyhoo" abuser as well.

Fratberry 282,931 53
10/18/2005 09:10 AM

No. YOU?

Jilly 24,693 8
10/18/2005 09:11 AM

sarcasm turns me on.

Don't make me break out the "spare pair" this early.

Something Bankey This Way Comes 70,843 10
10/18/2005 09:18 AM

"Meh, I've seen bigger..."







*glares in wife's direction*

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
10/18/2005 09:42 AM

I clickied you, Phuc, because I secretly want you, and if you don't believe that, then I did it outta respect.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
10/18/2005 09:43 AM

"you cracka!"

Dreadful Daggy with scabs and stuff 86,705 14
10/18/2005 05:45 PM

'sup nigga?'





I only use that for the mother in law, who is a 60 year old white woman.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 05:52 PM

Following this post is like...........



"enters the TARANTULA ZONE"

Zombie Named Bub 1,163 8
10/18/2005 08:08 PM

"_______ and a bag of chips"



People who say that should be shot in the jugular.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/18/2005 08:10 PM

"_______ and a bag of chips"



Where do you live? 1996?

Zombie Named Bub 1,163 8
10/18/2005 08:11 PM

That's so 9 years ago.

Mwahiy: Incognito 5,425 9
10/18/2005 08:12 PM

"I love you."

McPants - The Shape of Punk to Come 19,555 11
10/18/2005 08:12 PM

People who say that should be shot in the jugular.



Yeah, or you know,be force-fed Olestra for extended periods of time. No wait, John already tried that and it didn't work as well as expected.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/18/2005 08:13 PM

You pull a muscle on that stretch, McPants?

McPants - The Shape of Punk to Come 19,555 11
10/18/2005 08:15 PM

Heh, yeah it was kind of far-fetched. They can't all be winners.

rahrahgranny 773 7
10/18/2005 08:37 PM

"Have a good one!"



A good what? I hate when people say this!

rahrahgranny 773 7
10/18/2005 08:38 PM

I work retail and I told a customer to "have a good evening" he said, "no thanks, I have other plans, but you go ahead and have one"



That was so cool!

Millie has fun-size snickers 116,988 28
10/18/2005 08:38 PM

"Just a quick question..." I hear this a million times a day and it is never a quick question.



My boss said to me one day, "You go, girl!" Although that phrase is really outdated, but it was pretty funny to see a 6'8", balding red-headed skinny man think he's being cool.

Mwahiy: Incognito 5,425 9
10/18/2005 08:46 PM

He just wants to get in your pants!

Millie has fun-size snickers 116,988 28
10/18/2005 09:06 PM

No, he has a girlfriend. He's dating the hot-dog lady.

Millie has fun-size snickers 116,988 28
10/18/2005 09:08 PM

And I'm not talking about this hot dog lady, although she's from Maine.

lupience from hell 26,981 11
10/19/2005 08:54 AM

This thread is tight. Millie is good people. Dude! That was so random! Oops, my bad.

Scary Republican Chickens 286,527 61
10/19/2005 09:26 AM

"let's not get serious"

gorcjuice 41,132 13
10/19/2005 10:01 AM

"Please dont't! I'm a virgin!"



Honey, you're 12- that's the point.

Razilla 5 7
10/19/2005 04:50 PM

"First to 100 wins."



I believe the first one actually gets a speeding ticket.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
10/19/2005 04:52 PM

<action>whips out his 'breathalyzer test'</action>

Do you know how fast you were going there?

Phuc 237,919 21
10/19/2005 04:53 PM

"I Frosted f---"BLAM!!!!!

SausageBoy 15,703 0
12/03/2005 03:34 PM

OMG............... BOBO ran deep!