Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
02/16/2005 11:26 AM

Congratulations, Jane. If SHP gave you that gift, SHP is indeed a true friend.

Tiger Style Felipe 161,353 14
02/16/2005 11:30 AM

IT'S A TRAP!

Chance in a plaid skirt and thigh high stockings 171,275 14
02/16/2005 11:37 AM

SHP is awesome! I wonder if she will have my babies?

Megatron teh n00b 3,360 9
02/16/2005 11:38 AM

Did you make sure that she got it new. Cause you never know...

Megatron teh n00b 3,360 9
02/16/2005 11:43 AM

Umm.. yea that last post was stupid. I'm going to shut up now and sit in the corner. You all are welcome to throw things at me if it makes you feel better.

Tiger Style Felipe 161,353 14
02/16/2005 11:46 AM

<action>flicks a booger at Megatron.</action>It helps. But only a little.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/16/2005 11:51 AM

SHP is awesome and supports women in need every chance she gets. (Get it? She gets Chance? Sheesh.)



She was my Secret Santa and my gift was perfect (and is still in use daily).



SHP is the best gift giver.

Felix 2,568 10
02/16/2005 11:53 AM

What color is it?? is it one of those big black ones?? You can fantasize about Kobe raping you when you use it.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/16/2005 12:10 PM

Sy is totally going to get a woody reading this thread.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
02/16/2005 12:33 PM

Hmmm, I would have thought sending an extra appendage to TTJ would be in poor taste.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
02/16/2005 12:39 PM

Sy is totally going to get a woody reading this thread.



Not even close, Nutbutter! What Janey does with her "personal massager" is her business, and none of mine.





But maybe now she'll stop her whoring ways.

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
02/16/2005 02:43 PM

Either that or she'll make more money!

THGLASS 1138 25,340 11
02/16/2005 02:57 PM

<action>wanders around, scratching his head and feeling people</action> My penis vibrates.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/16/2005 03:07 PM

This Shakespeare is just way too creepy. I'm callin' the cops.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/16/2005 06:51 PM

Wouldn't it suck if this thread kept getting bumped to the top.

thejman- lurckaholic 69 8
02/16/2005 07:03 PM

yes, I agree with Fratberry

Mr. Glasstronomical Delight 25,340 11
02/16/2005 07:20 PM

<action>touches Fratberry</action>

Mmm.

Pants 14,252 17
02/16/2005 07:36 PM

"Jane's first vibrator"





Congratulations. Now you will soon be desensitized and no man will be able to please you in bed again.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/16/2005 07:39 PM

So you're saying you've still got a chance?

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/16/2005 08:14 PM

I read this thread then promptly beat off.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
02/16/2005 08:29 PM

no man will be able to please you in bed again.



Take the number of women you think you've satisfied in bed, divide by 3 (to get the number of women you've actually slept with), subtract the number of women who only slept with you once, subtract the number of women who came while you Frosted them, and divide by 3 again to get the number of women who actually had an orgasm during sex with you.



If less then 1, you haven't met the right woman yet. Keep looking.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/16/2005 08:42 PM

the number of women who came while you Frosted them,



The ones who actually came, or the ones who lied about it?

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
02/16/2005 08:54 PM

Congratulations. Now you will soon be desensitized and no man will be able to please you in bed again.



Perpetuating such lies will get you nowhere fast, Pants.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/16/2005 08:58 PM

How do we know it works without pics?

Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
02/16/2005 09:18 PM

So THAT's where Janey's been!!!!

Rаt in a hat 2,085 9
02/17/2005 04:03 AM

Perpetuating such lies will get you nowhere fast, Pants.



There's only one way to tell for sure:



1)Have sex with 100 men, keep notes on how many pleasure you.



2)Have 100 personal massage "sessions"



3)Find those same 100 men and have sex with them again.





It works best if you perform the experiment quickly, say within 24 hours.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/17/2005 04:44 PM

And just where do you think you're going?

Bankey 70,843 10
02/17/2005 04:47 PM

how did TTJ's massager wind up here again? And how many times to I have to tell her to put this thing away when she's done with it?

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
02/17/2005 04:49 PM

No kidding, Bankey! GABbers have played with it a LOT more than Janie has!

Bankey 70,843 10
02/17/2005 04:51 PM

<action>cringes</action>

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/17/2005 04:56 PM

<action>boils GAB</action>

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/24/2006 12:43 PM

Time to bump this for my darling daughter's 47th birthday. TWENTY-seventh. Happy burday, baby!

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
01/24/2006 01:13 PM

Uh, thank you?

Darrin 21,346 0
01/24/2006 01:15 PM

That is just wrong on so many levels.



Hey, Jane! Since you are married now you should auction your vibrator and make some cash on GAB.



I'm just sayin'.

Fratberry 282,931 53
01/24/2006 01:17 PM

I read this thread then promptly beat off.



BwuhahaHAHahahaHaHaHaHAhahAHa!

Bankey 70,843 10
01/24/2006 01:18 PM

Hey, Jane! Since you are married now you should auction your vibrator and make some cash on GAB really hang onto it because you're gonna be needing it a lot more often now.



I'm just sayin'.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
01/24/2006 01:19 PM

SIlly Darrin. I need it now more than ever.



Why, would you be interested in buying it?

Fratberry 282,931 53
01/24/2006 01:23 PM

Nice to see that Sy is real Frostin' weird, man logging in for a change.

Darrin 21,346 0
01/24/2006 01:35 PM

I don't want it, Jane.



I just think there would be a bunch of GAB Manwhores after it trying to get a little Jane juice.

Bankey 70,843 10
01/24/2006 01:45 PM

That depends, it is made with fresh Janes or those crappy feeze-dried ones.

Darrin 21,346 0
01/24/2006 01:45 PM

I think it's Jane concentrate.

Bankey 70,843 10
01/24/2006 01:46 PM

I don't think that's possible, I think she has ADD.

Krons 45,655 12
01/24/2006 01:52 PM

My brain hurts.

Krons 45,655 12
01/24/2006 01:53 PM

It's full of puin.

Snekcihc 286,527 61
01/24/2006 02:02 PM

I'm bettin the motor is long burned out on that one.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
01/24/2006 02:09 PM

Nice to see that Sy is real Frostin' weird, man logging in for a change.



Thanks, Frat; I didn't know you cared.

Supergrover * now with more cowbell 4,517 9
01/24/2006 02:51 PM

Jane! You like Steve Burns! Frost-ing awesome.

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
02/01/2006 06:41 PM

Wouldn't it suck if this thread kept getting bumped to the top.>/i>



To hear is to obey, Frat!

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/01/2006 06:47 PM

It's clear from watching my dad's actions on GAB that I had no choice but to turn out the way I did.



NOW, PLEASE STOP IT DAD!

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/01/2006 06:49 PM

But thanks. I hadn't had the urge to vomit yet today.

REAPER In a fair Traed 12,363 11
02/01/2006 06:50 PM

This thread makes me think of fried chicken and watermellons.



Big watermellons.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/01/2006 06:50 PM

GAB: Making moving 1,000 miles away, seem like its not far enough.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/01/2006 06:52 PM

I'm halfway convinved that he's bumping this thread to pay me back for either



a) not inviting him to the wedding



or



b) getting married by the chink that he hates so much.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/01/2006 06:55 PM

You got married?

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,874 36
02/01/2006 06:56 PM

The possibilities in this thread are endless!

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,874 36
02/01/2006 07:00 PM

Aww, who could hate Unca Al?



He's a Poecat. A real Poecat.











With sharp, extralong claws, and sharper teeth.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/01/2006 07:01 PM

I don't know. I just know that he and my dad don't get along. My dad seems to have a habit of getting into it with GABbers.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/01/2006 07:03 PM

As opposed to your husband who just seems to have the habit of getting into a GABber.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/01/2006 07:04 PM

It's not really considered a habit if it only happens ance a month. Especially not if it's only done for 2 minutes at a time.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/01/2006 07:06 PM

I was talking about his Tuesday afternoons with Aimless, but I guess we can go with that.

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
02/01/2006 07:31 PM

It's not really considered a habit if it only happens ance a month. Especially not if it's only done for 2 minutes at a time.



I hope you like that vibrator, because it's going to be the only action you'll be getting from now on.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/01/2006 07:34 PM

Its funnier if you imagine Donk's post is to Sy.

Millie 116,988 28
02/01/2006 07:39 PM

<action>thanks God again for the fact that her father is computer illiterate</action>

Everett, a.k.a. Sy the Photo Guy 6,547 10
02/01/2006 09:55 PM

Daughter, I thought you knew me better than that. I do not hate Al, I have had some disagreements with him, but hate? No way. And it was my understanding that Al is Laotin, not Chinese.

Trae - Reapaired 156,790 17
02/01/2006 09:59 PM

So, I need a new toy. I have two. One mini and one which is cigar shaped which I call "Monica".



Any ideas from the GAB collective as to what I should get next?







*can't wait for the replies*

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,874 36
02/01/2006 10:02 PM

Fight, schmite.



More Sy for me!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/01/2006 10:02 PM

A leppyrechaun.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,874 36
02/02/2006 07:39 PM

We had one, but he got scared away.





</old skool>

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
02/02/2006 07:57 PM

Try this Trae



This Vibrating CyberSkin penis is 8 inches x 1.75 inches with realistic balls in the sack made from CyberSkin which feels so real and oh so wonderful.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/02/2006 08:13 PM

What is it, Declan? You saw the boobies thread and decided to go ahead and bump this one, too?

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,874 36
02/03/2006 05:41 AM

Not really, Janey.



I was at the library then, dispensing orbs, some to BIG there.



I thought "lepprychaun" was worthy of orbage.



There used to be this cute, yet very hot young man who posted under the name of "Leppy."



Leppy was not particularly tall. He was also devoted to destroying his liver before he was 25, one drink at a time.