Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
02/16/2005 01:54 PM

<action>quickly writes book "Microwaving for Dummies"

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/16/2005 01:57 PM

I wonder how long until they figure out a way to give someone cancer through the internet. Man, I hope it's not far off.

victorias_secretion 254 8
02/16/2005 02:03 PM

I wonder how long until they figure out a way to give someone cancer through the internet. Man, I hope it's not far off.



If by "cancer" you mean headache and by "they" you mean "you", then yes, "they" just figured out how to do it.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/16/2005 02:04 PM

"I" "hate" "you."

Felix 2,568 10
02/16/2005 02:06 PM

when I read this post I just flashed to that scene in "Rainman" when Raymond is in the house in California and he tries to make the frozen waffles and sets off the smoke alarm....Have you started screaming and banging your head against the door yet???

Baby Snakes Felipe 161,353 14
02/16/2005 02:08 PM

Well, replace the word "once" with "repeatedly" and "dog" with "son."

Nerd in a Stuka 27,000 12
02/16/2005 02:09 PM

Please capitalize your name, and instead of hitting _ try hitting the space bar you Carroll monkey.

victorias_secretion 254 8
02/16/2005 02:09 PM

Have you started screaming and banging your head against the door yet???



Real nice, man...really f-ing nice. I can't bang my head against the door because I'm f-ing HOMELESS, man. Good job making fun of the destitute. Sheesh.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/16/2005 02:11 PM

We already have a homeless guy that posts here, and he's black.



We've got our quota filled. Please move along now.

victorias_secretion 254 8
02/16/2005 02:14 PM

Please capitalize your name, and instead of hitting _ try hitting the space bar you Carroll monkey.



Please learn to use commas and lick my grundle.

Somebody needs a nappy nap! ;)

Nerd in a Stuka 27,000 12
02/16/2005 02:15 PM

Oh you Frost-ing idiot.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
02/16/2005 02:16 PM

;)



AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S WINKING SOMEBODY KILL IT! SOMEBODY KILL IT!

victorias_secretion 254 8
02/16/2005 02:21 PM

Oh you Frost-ing idiot.



You see, the comma (it looks like ",") would go between "Oh" and "you" in your sentence. Let me know if you need any help with the potty training, too.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/16/2005 02:24 PM

I Don't come into McDonalds and tell you how to cook the fries, Don't come to our website and tell us how to grammarize our posts.



Conform or Die, Shakespeareface!

Nerd in a Stuka 27,000 12
02/16/2005 02:25 PM

Good one.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/16/2005 02:27 PM

Thanks. I diddn't expect 2 clicks. I figured it was rather childish myself.







...





VAGINA

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
02/16/2005 02:28 PM

ya we already have people who go here on a regular basis who don't have anything better to do than run your post through word processor and tell you all the words that you spelled wrong...

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/16/2005 02:29 PM

I like that other n00b better.

victorias_secretion 254 8
02/16/2005 02:30 PM

Hey bitches, refer to nerd_in_a_stucka.

He started it with this post:

Please capitalize your name, and instead of hitting _ try hitting the space bar you Carroll monkey.



and my retorts were meant only for him, not the rest of you keyboard jockeying 7-th grade dropouts.

Nerd in a Stuka 27,000 12
02/16/2005 02:31 PM

Whoever keeps click that Shakespeare face up there is going to have a tough time, as I am sitting here vlading every post.

Nerd in a Stuka 27,000 12
02/16/2005 02:32 PM

CLICKING CHRIST GOD ALMIGHTY!!!! I Frost-ing HATE YOU SECRETION!!!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
02/16/2005 02:32 PM

I like all the n00bs









they're like the pimples that make the face of Zug just a little more interesting...

Nerd in a Stuka 27,000 12
02/16/2005 02:33 PM

I want to pop him with an 9mm.

victorias_secretion 254 8
02/16/2005 02:34 PM

Whoever keeps click that Shakespeare face up there is going to have a tough time, as I am sitting here vlading every post.



pop

psssss

<unable to translate>

<unable to translate>

<nerd dialect too severe>

pop

crank

<REBOOT>

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/16/2005 02:38 PM

<action> Hands Nerd an 9mm </action>



Heh

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/16/2005 02:38 PM

they're like the pimples that make the face of Zug just a little more interesting...



They're like Jewel's teeth. Frosted up and ugly, but somehow make me want to Frost her more.

Nerd in a Stuka 27,000 12
02/16/2005 02:41 PM

Vlading?



victorias_secretion; you are a Frost-ing piece of Shakespeare Ogden Nash lips loving smelly Carroll licking ass ramming homosexual deviant psychopathic faggotty whore bitch tits butt munching piece of Shakespeare Coleridge eating flaming turd burgaling clam licking piece of Frost martha stewart watching goatse imitating lemonparty loving tubgirled Shakespeare face Frost-ing pizza faced mookie Emerson moob pedophile rapist parapelic crippled midget Frosttard asshat.



And I Frost-ing hope you die.

victorias_secretion 254 8
02/16/2005 02:41 PM

They just make me want to do her from the back.

victorias_secretion 254 8
02/16/2005 02:43 PM

Vlading?



victorias_secretion; you are a Frost-ing piece of Shakespeare Ogden Nash lips loving smelly Carroll licking ass ramming homosexual deviant psychopathic faggotty whore bitch tits butt munching piece of Shakespeare Coleridge eating flaming turd burgaling clam licking piece of Frost martha stewart watching goatse imitating lemonparty loving tubgirled Shakespeare face Frost-ing pizza faced mookie Emerson moob pedophile rapist parapelic crippled midget Frosttard asshat.



And I Frost-ing hope you die.



By far, the funniest post today! I gave you a :) for that one, but I wish I could send you a virtual Zoloft, too.

Nerd in a Stuka 27,000 12
02/16/2005 02:44 PM

It's OK, I have 2 bottles.









In my stomach.

victorias_secretion 254 8
02/16/2005 02:46 PM

It's OK, I have 2 bottles.

In my stomach.



You should have opened them, first.

Nerd in a Stuka 27,000 12
02/16/2005 02:47 PM

...





You're supposed to open them?

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
02/16/2005 02:48 PM

They're like Jewel's teeth. Frosted up and ugly, but somehow make me want to Frost her more.



You want to Frost zug...?

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
02/16/2005 02:49 PM

Vlading?



victorias_secretion; you are a Frost-ing piece of Shakespeare Ogden Nash lips loving smelly Carroll licking ass ramming homosexual deviant psychopathic faggotty whore bitch tits butt munching piece of Shakespeare Coleridge eating flaming turd burgaling clam licking piece of Frost martha stewart watching goatse imitating lemonparty loving tubgirled Shakespeare face Frost-ing pizza faced mookie Emerson moob pedophile rapist parapelic crippled midget Frosttard asshat.



And I Frost-ing hope you die.



psshh... amateur.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/16/2005 03:20 PM

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