Retardedness
A comedy conversation
by Bonky  75,733  15
02/17/2005 09:36 AM 413 views
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Dear Bonky's Mom and Bonky's Dad and Bonky's sister (the decent one) . . . and three of Bonky's innocent friends,
I cannot tell you how sorry I am! I sent the wrong link.
http://www.bikerone.se/gallery/roliga%20bilder/49.jpg is a picture of Bush and a comparison of monkey expressions! I was doing a search on google for "monkey face bush" and it led me to the page, where the image I accidentally sent you (The Angry One) is posted as well, (quite a few really tacky ones, some kinda funny (like the Bush one) . . . . .
GADS!
I am such a dolt!
I'm sorry, Elaine, Sandy, and Debbie. Now......to see if I can prevent my mom and dad and pure as crisp morning snow sister from opening them!!!
Sincerely,
Bonky
* This is the link I accidentally sent them. Angry.
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Side-splitting
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Phuc 237,919  21
02/17/2005 09:38 AM
Heh heh. You said "dolt."
What's the universal symbol for NOT WORK SAFE??!?
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Hilarious
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Fratberry 282,931 53
02/17/2005 09:40 AM
I think that was it.
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Typhoid Mary 156,790 17
02/17/2005 09:47 AM
Symbol = >O<
Haha! Phuc got served!
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Bonky 75,733 15
02/17/2005 09:54 AM
Not completely >O< unless you have a thing about cowboys.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/17/2005 11:06 AM
I'm sorry, Elaine, Sandy, and Debbie.
Which one's your dad? Elaine? I bet it's Elaine.
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Bonky 75,733 15
02/17/2005 11:30 AM
Elaine, Sandy, and Debbie. Now......to see if I can prevent my mom and dad and pure as crisp morning snow sister from opening them!!!
Does Reading Comprehension Darren visit here as well?
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Side-splitting
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Phuc 237,919 21
02/17/2005 12:00 PM
Phuc got served!
No he di'int!
...yes. he did.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/17/2005 12:04 PM
You're lucky I read up until that point... In all honesty, I stopped reading after I copied it.
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Hilarious
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Bonky 75,733 15
02/17/2005 12:06 PM
My mom has seen it.
She opened the original email (and wrong link) first.
In that, the message I included read: "I found this quite by accident . . . . but who doesn't admire Jane Goodall's research?http://www.bikerone.se/gallery/roliga%20bilder/071603.jpg"
She still thought the first link provided a striking likeness to Dubya.
She's now refusing to warn my dad.
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Hilarious
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Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/17/2005 12:11 PM
Your mom is a lot cooler than my mom. If my mom opened that picture she'd be splashing holy water on her computer and telling me to go to confession.
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
02/17/2005 01:18 PM
Nutbutter, your mom and my mom should exchange phone numbers.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/17/2005 01:19 PM
My mom can beat up your mom.
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Chuckleworthy
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Baby Snakes Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2005 01:19 PM
I just ate a peanut-butter and strawberry jelly sandwich on seven-grain bread. It were good.
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The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/17/2005 01:21 PM
I pooped out a squirrel this morning. The sunuvabitch was still alive. So now I got this Shakespeare covered squirrel running around it my office, and I gotta think of a name for it.
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
02/17/2005 01:28 PM
Chi - That's the same sandwich I made for Cletus this morning before he headed off to work...only I didn't use the fancy bread.
I had to fish two slices out of the fish tank and dry them out, but hey, he'll never know.
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Hilarious
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Gaius Julius Snork 45,655 12
02/17/2005 10:01 PM
I'm sorry, Oliver. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
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Chuckleworthy
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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
02/18/2005 12:28 AM
Dear Bonky: You funny.
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Gaius Julius Snork 45,655 12
02/18/2005 07:11 AM
That's how I roll.
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