Cherry Filled Filly 39,193 20
02/19/2005 05:35 PM

Well, of course not! He's Tralafamramordordordorian!

RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
02/19/2005 05:36 PM

holy hell thats big hair

RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
02/19/2005 05:36 PM

thats the biggest hair I've ever seen

RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
02/19/2005 05:37 PM

That's really big hair

RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
02/19/2005 05:37 PM

I can't get over how big it is

RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
02/19/2005 05:38 PM

I've seen bigger though

Crackalacka 68,758 11
02/19/2005 05:38 PM

Don't make me say it.

RedstaR I'm not a communist 1,068 8
02/19/2005 05:39 PM

Sorry I said it, couldn't hold it

Crackalacka 68,758 11
02/19/2005 05:39 PM

Okay you made me say it. You already said it't the biggest hair you have ever seen, so there is no way you have seen bigger. Unless you have a time machine.

Crackalacka 68,758 11
02/19/2005 05:41 PM

it't = it's

daisypie 49,378 9
02/19/2005 05:51 PM

No, BobJohnson isn't canadian, he's Canadian!



...But, whatever. I still don't like that n***a.

/\/\r. 8r1|-|4/\/\ 38,843 10
02/19/2005 05:57 PM

<action>Clutches ears, screaming</action> Ahhh! Stop saying that word. That word is the one word we that we do not dare utter!

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/19/2005 06:02 PM

What? Canadian?

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
02/19/2005 06:13 PM

When it comes to secret identities, I prefer Swizz's.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
02/19/2005 06:14 PM

And don't be sayin', "I've seen bigger" without proof.

Cherry Filled Filly 39,193 20
02/19/2005 06:17 PM

<action>flails around</action>Help, help! I'm being repressed!

JepRep - Limericking Lunatic till March 17th 58,758 13
02/19/2005 06:32 PM

What? Canadian?



My grandmother, a true pillar of matronly virtue (at least until she was two fifths of Jim Beam in the bag) was ticketed for urinating in public somewhere around Toronto. Ever since, she would never utter the word "Canadian" if there were children present. She would say "filthy wads of meddling mongoloid monkey spunk" instead.

Miracles 22,430 0
02/19/2005 06:39 PM

Is your grandma Dr. Suess - or a bad guy from Scooby Doo?

JepRep - Limericking Lunatic till March 17th 58,758 13
02/19/2005 06:46 PM

I'd go the Scooby Doo route. She was one frightening old hag.

JepRep - Limericking Lunatic till March 17th 58,758 13
02/19/2005 06:52 PM

Actually, I just realized I forgot to add "or something along those lines" to my original post. I'm afraid that I've prematurely articulated again.

Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
02/19/2005 06:53 PM

See, the stars are like Clark Kents glasses. Should I decide to walk down the street topless, no one will be able to recognize me.

Miracles 22,430 0
02/19/2005 07:04 PM

The stars are more like Bootsy Collins glasses.



You have Bootsy Boobies!

Miracles 22,430 0
02/19/2005 07:14 PM

Is this Swizz or Bootsy?

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/19/2005 08:58 PM

You already said it't the biggest hair you have ever seen, so there is no way you have seen bigger. Unless you have a time machine.



Or unzipped the pants.

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/19/2005 09:07 PM

<action>wondering whatever drove me to say that</action>

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
02/19/2005 09:18 PM

Kudos to RedstaR for perseverance.





And I'm not sure which has more of the funk, Swizz's boobs or Bootsie. They are both mighty, mighty funky.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
02/19/2005 09:31 PM

I wish someone had told me this 24 years ago! I've been spending 12 hours every day in the shower trying to get the grime off of my skin.

Miracles 22,430 0
02/19/2005 10:19 PM

Bootsy has the funk - from the bass and from the smell of weed.



Swizz has the funk from being bold to show her Bootsy Boobs on the internet.