Chris Garrett 86,932 12
02/21/2005 10:20 AM

She doesn't appear to be.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/21/2005 10:22 AM

I feel it is my duty to call Frankie Munitz and advise him to save some money for his very early retirement.

Typhoid Mary 156,790 17
02/21/2005 10:26 AM

I just called Lindsay Lohan and told her I was sorry to hear about her Dad.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
02/21/2005 10:27 AM

I'm sure that's fake but damn it's funny.

fiancé Lila 78,555 13
02/21/2005 10:28 AM

WHY does Paris do the "sexy head tilt" in EVERY SINGLE PIC?! She even taught her not as cute road trip friend how to do it.

Enough!! Pose normal!!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/21/2005 10:31 AM

'taint fake



(if it's on Drudge it must be true)

Typhoid Mary 156,790 17
02/21/2005 10:31 AM

Oh, I have to disagree. I think Nicole is much cuter then Paris.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
02/21/2005 10:38 AM

I find it funny that Christina Aguilera is right before Rite Aid.



Coincidence? I think not.

fiancé Lila 78,555 13
02/21/2005 10:39 AM

I don't buy it.



If it were really Paris the last entry at the end of every day would read, "That's hot."

Typhoid Mary 156,790 17
02/21/2005 10:40 AM

I want to know who "the party guy" is.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
02/21/2005 10:45 AM

What's funny is I don't see a single person on there I want to talk to.

The Party Guy 86,932 12
02/21/2005 10:48 AM

DAMMIT!



I TOLD that bitch not to put my number in her sidekick!

fiancé Lila 78,555 13
02/21/2005 10:50 AM

I like how "Get birth control kill pill" is second in importance under "Call maroon 5".

Gaius Julius Snork 45,655 12
02/21/2005 11:00 AM

I'd write something to BowWow, if I thought he were literate.

The Party Guy 86,932 12
02/21/2005 11:05 AM

Only one I found that actually worked was Matt Sorum.



Drummer for Guns and Roses, The Cult, and now Velvet Revolver.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/21/2005 11:12 AM

Where's Therlin? Instead of starting this thread I should have sold him Vin Deisil's phone number.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
02/21/2005 11:13 AM

Called him too...got a weird VM, in a Jamacian accent.



Mon.

Therlin 12,200 13
02/21/2005 11:16 AM

DUH! I was BUUUUSY talking to my boy! It was more like me moaning and him threatening to tickle my throat, through my ass, with his foot.



Unfortunately he sounds as retarded in real life than on Riddick.

Therlin 12,200 13
02/21/2005 11:17 AM

as on Riddick



Did I mention that English is not my native language?



Shut up.

Gaius Julius Snork 45,655 12
02/21/2005 11:33 AM

First one to do an e-mail prank gets my love and adoration for ever and ever.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/21/2005 11:37 AM

You guys are missing the most important part! Balthazar Getty's number is in there! I'M SO GETTING MARRIED!

Gaius Julius Snork 45,655 12
02/21/2005 04:36 PM

To: boywonder@tmail.ru

From:******



I would write something here, if I thought you were literate.







Waiting for a response.

Gaius Julius Snork 45,655 12
02/21/2005 04:40 PM

Someone should call Elijah and demand, frantically, "Is It Secret? Is it Safe?!"

woodenshoes 347 9
02/21/2005 04:47 PM

I feel it is my duty to call Frankie Munitz and advise him to save some money for his very early retirement.



Note taken.

A Chinee Man 33 8
02/21/2005 04:52 PM

I carr arr da famous merican stars, terr dem to bring drycreaning to ma store... oooooh da horryrood crothes so sirky on my nakkey body.

The Rabbi Napkinstein 30,762 12
02/21/2005 05:08 PM

It's not opening for me. WHY ISN'T IT OPENING FOR ME?

FlyingNun 1,412 10
02/21/2005 05:24 PM

I don't know about all of you, but all i got was some funky 404 error:



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ftp ssh







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http://iam.ro ,



.



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http://iam.ro/continue.html







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http://iam.ro



webmaster@iam.ro .

Bankey 70,843 10
02/21/2005 05:29 PM

Oh my God! That 404 message is written in Aramaic, it's the end of the world!

Just Chit till Presidents Day 178,776 15
02/21/2005 07:49 PM

You have succeeded !

Gaius Julius Snork 45,655 12
02/22/2005 07:45 AM

Damn it, none of my e-mails got through. "Account is full (quota exceeded)."



You would think that rich, famous people would have at least a couple gigs of mail space.

Jonnyunderscore 66 8
02/22/2005 01:00 PM

Paris Hilton? No. Thats just her po.rn name. Her real name is Liverpool Night-Inn.

Jonnyunderscore 66 8
02/22/2005 01:06 PM

Someone post the numbers! I can't find them anywhere on the "web".



Sorry, my brain said internet but my fingers typed web. Web just sounds so much cooler.

The Byrd 378 8
02/22/2005 01:24 PM

Here.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/22/2005 01:39 PM

"Popeil, Lauren"



Well, at least we know now where she got that Godawful plastic surgery.



"The all new hook nose...by RONCO!"

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/22/2005 01:41 PM

Oh, and Byrds' link is mostly work safe. If your admins don't mind images of Paris Hilton smoking a snausage.

Jonnyunderscore 66 8
02/23/2005 12:53 PM

I cannot beleive I clicked that. Thanks to god no one was in the room at the time. Although thanks. I'll use that link later ;-)