Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
02/23/2005 11:27 AM

"Michael Jackson reacts to the Procescution's prank of putting a plunger on his chair."

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
02/23/2005 11:27 AM

"Hey little boy. Want some candy?"

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/23/2005 11:28 AM

Hey, how about a NSFW?

Chance 171,275 14
02/23/2005 11:29 AM

"Excuse me kid, could you help me find my puppy."

Baby Snakes Felipe 161,353 14
02/23/2005 11:29 AM

NSFW? Do you work at Neverland Ranch or something?

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
02/23/2005 11:30 AM

"I said Billy J. was not my lover!!"

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/23/2005 11:33 AM

It just scared the crap out of me

marmaboy 505 9
02/23/2005 11:34 AM

Stop driver, it's raining! I haven't been watered for five days!





Ohhhh...... OW!!! I like it!

Intoxicated Ape 615 9
02/23/2005 11:36 AM

Taking advice from his legal team, the Joker decided that a more conservative suit would be make the best impression.

Bankey 70,843 10
02/23/2005 11:39 AM

"Driver pull over! That Old Navy has childrens pants HALF OFF!!"

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/23/2005 11:40 AM

"I would have gotten away with it too if it werent for those kids and their pesky dog!"

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
02/23/2005 11:44 AM

Failed Toys: The Jacko in the Box.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/23/2005 11:44 AM

The potential car thief is greeted by the Jackmo 2000, before even gaining entry to the vehicle.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/23/2005 11:58 AM

The Jackol Icon was developed by a concerned parents group, to be displayed on all web sites that are in any way adult in nature, or pose a predatory risk to children.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/23/2005 12:01 PM

I'll get you and your little dog, too! AHHH HEHEE HEEAHAH HEHEHHEE!!

gokijin 139 8
02/23/2005 12:04 PM

"Candy" snatcher

Megatron 3,360 9
02/23/2005 12:06 PM

Campaining for his run for NaMBLAA(National Man Boy Lovers Association of America) Presidency Micheal Jackson

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
02/23/2005 12:08 PM

Vealcake, VEALCAKE!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/23/2005 12:08 PM

NAMBLA - North American Man Boy Love Association





*smack*

daisypie 49,378 9
02/23/2005 12:13 PM

"Here's a thriller, I'm not wearing any pants!"



Beat-it, beat-it, beat-it...

wahala 557 8
02/23/2005 12:16 PM

Don't you find it weird that you never actually see Micheal Jackson and Satan in the same room at the same time? Very Clark Kent....

Megatron 3,360 9
02/23/2005 12:18 PM

Sorry, I didn't know the correct name for them.











Mr. Hat

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/23/2005 12:21 PM

I said "Ice Cream" not "Ass Cream"









OOooooo It is cold though.

Bankey 70,843 10
02/23/2005 12:22 PM

what's more frightening, the guy who makes the NAMBLA joke or the guy who gives the correct usage of the acronym?

wahala 557 8
02/23/2005 12:24 PM

And here is Micheal demonstrating the new mobile cholonic irrigation unit for those with very limited free time

wahala 557 8
02/23/2005 12:24 PM

And here is Micheal demonstrating the new mobile cholonic irrigation unit for those with very limited remaining free time

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/23/2005 12:28 PM

Michael Jackson suffers a wardrobe malfunction of his own.

Megatron 3,360 9
02/23/2005 12:29 PM

Micheal Jackson is not allowed to go by any Elementry schools anymore after he tried to jump out of the vehicle during recess

Felix 2,568 10
02/23/2005 12:33 PM

"To entertain prospective jurors, Michael decided to come to court as Helena Bonham Carter's character, Dr. Zira, from the Planet of the Apes Re-make"

Jonnyunderscore 66 8
02/23/2005 01:20 PM

THE SUN! It burns! Driver quick! roll up the window and take me back to the ranch. I need my thinking tree. Agheehee.

gokijin 139 8
02/23/2005 01:48 PM

Kids in a playground! *yells* I LOVE THE CHILDREN! CANDY ANYONE!?

Kevin DuBrow 33 8
02/23/2005 02:13 PM

Look at me, I'm Peter Pan...



CHI-MOH-NAH!

Livewire 78,229 13
02/23/2005 03:39 PM

...no mere mortal can withstand

the eeeevil of... the Thriller!

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/23/2005 03:51 PM

Going out of business sale!



Who wants Jesus Juice ?

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/23/2005 04:13 PM

And then the Froster stole my cheese sandwich.

badteeth 48 8
02/23/2005 05:04 PM

Mr Jackson's unexpected appearance put somewhat of a damper on the high spirits of the people standing in line to audition for the new season of "The Swan".

jody 8 8
02/23/2005 05:24 PM

How much for the children your children how much?

captain morgan 32 8
02/23/2005 09:43 PM

look it's LaToya, runnnn

captain morgan 32 8
02/23/2005 09:50 PM

The young boys scatter as Michael realises he is traped by his boner, stuck in the doorjamb, and screams in anger as his "new friend" gets away.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/23/2005 09:55 PM

what's more frightening, the guy who makes the NAMBLA joke or the guy who gives the correct usage of the acronym?



Ha! I diddnt even see that one earlier.



I had to correct him to include canada in "North America", Judging by the recent weeks stories in my City's newspaper, Canada is Definately included..



Plus I take my south park seriously.

SrJoe 64 8
02/23/2005 10:21 PM

Tito was MY bitch!

OzMINI 0 8
02/23/2005 11:12 PM

"where are you my prettys?"

Xxara 1,114 9
02/24/2005 04:21 AM

I'll get you my pretty and your little boy too!!!!

Pomegranate 220 8
02/24/2005 04:51 AM

"Here kiddy, kiddy, kiddy"

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
02/24/2005 09:25 AM

"Hey child, want some easy money?"

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/24/2005 09:54 AM

<action>or...</action>

"Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Komus 125 8
02/24/2005 10:04 AM

With a little lipstick and some orange sunglasses, this stroke victim was the perfect decoy...

Komus 125 8
02/24/2005 10:11 AM

Is it just me, or does Michael Jackson look like he goes to Neil Buchannan to have his make-up done?



(Neil Buchannan is the presenter of Art Attack, a british childrens' arts & crafts programme. Hence around 2 people will find this amusing. Myself included.)

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/24/2005 10:17 AM

Michael Jackson



Wait, you mean that isn't the corpse of Rodney Dangerfield?

Bankey 70,843 10
02/24/2005 10:21 AM

<action>checks the unusual crate in his closet</action>



Nope, definately not Rodney Dangerfield's corpse.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/24/2005 10:33 AM

definately



Good luck wrapping up that Master's Degree.

Bankey 70,843 10
02/24/2005 10:34 AM

Best wishes with that GED

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/24/2005 10:36 AM

Ooh, good comeback Potsie.

Bankey 70,843 10
02/24/2005 10:39 AM

by they way you missed a spot when you were shining my shoes this morning.

I want my nickle back.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/24/2005 10:44 AM

nickle



We could do this all day. Oh, and missed your period on the GED post. Bitch.

Bankey 70,843 10
02/24/2005 10:46 AM

Oh yea?!?!?!



WELL I SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE!!!



HA!!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
02/24/2005 10:53 AM

missed your period



Bankey missed his period? ... MY BOYS CAN SWIM!

Bankey 70,843 10
02/24/2005 10:58 AM

<action>grabs coathanger from afore mentioned closet</action>



It's so much harder these days now that they make these things out of plastic.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/24/2005 11:06 AM

Yeah, but if you buy the hollow ones you can use it like a giant straw.

Jeebus Online 24 8
02/24/2005 03:51 PM

Yeeeeah... can I get a large Fry, a triple thick chocolate shake. And a McJackson Burger? Now that's 40yr old meat between two 10yr old buns, right?

Sarin Highwind 699 11
02/24/2005 10:16 PM

TEEDO!

Gopher 570 10
02/24/2005 10:27 PM

New zombie image released from the upcoming George Romero movie "Land Of The Dead"

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/25/2005 03:04 AM

"HEY KIDS I GOT A TEN MOVIE DEAL WITH J-LO!"

TheProfecy 1 9
02/25/2005 11:31 PM

"Ok, I'm done with him! Bring on over the next one!"

Big Ox 4 8
02/26/2005 02:25 AM

I TOLD YOU IM YOUR UNCLE FRANK! YOUR MOM IS SICK IM DRIVING YOU HOME

intrepid 5 8
02/26/2005 03:59 AM

You're mother was right, if you stick your head out the window it WILL hit something and look like this.

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/26/2005 03:39 PM

I want a cheeseburger and fries.

Tough_Kitties 77 8
02/26/2005 10:19 PM

I lost Blanket! I dropped him out the window!



I want Blanket back!



(Think South Park)

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/26/2005 10:27 PM

"I'm so high right now"

Happy Fun Ball 852 9
02/27/2005 02:34 AM

BEHOLD! THE DAYWALKER! Seriously, hollywood makeup artists have nothing on Micheal when it comes to vampires.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/27/2005 10:12 AM

After seeing that picture I now know why it's called a "Jacko-Lantern"

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/28/2005 03:09 AM

Hey, do you have any cheap yellow mustard?

gokijin 139 8
02/28/2005 12:53 PM

Who is your daddy! And what does he do!

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
02/28/2005 01:00 PM

You people are messed up. There is one and only one real crypt keeper.



Make sure your children are out of the room before clicking this link or you will be awakened by their tormented screams in the middle of the night.



The real Crypt Keeper.

furkontrabass 76 8
02/28/2005 07:56 PM

MEHH IM mikey jackson... generic child molester stuff.... MEHHh You're ignorant! Thats ignorant!!!!!1

GoBanana 590 10
02/28/2005 09:14 PM

"Oh Shakespeare I dropped Him!"

lamewife2 0 8
02/28/2005 11:29 PM

Hey little boy, wanna see my Monkey?

jeff boy r dee 10 8
03/01/2005 11:43 AM

Hey kid! You want to go to Never, Never Tell.....



. ..uuuhhhummm I mean Never Never Land?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/01/2005 11:56 AM

I miss that damn Groundhog





<action>Looks at Jacko piture for 6th day</action>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/01/2005 11:58 AM

<action>Buys a "C" for earlier post</action>

Bankey 70,843 10
03/01/2005 11:58 AM

"It's STILL me! rarrrrrah!"

Piemaster 12,538 15
03/01/2005 07:15 PM

"And all this time, you people thought I wanted to look like a woman... I just wanted to be like Ozzy"

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
03/02/2005 09:08 PM

I'm a famous comedy scout for a famous comedy place and I think you people are brilliant. Please leave your name and number, and you'll be on Letterman next week!

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
03/04/2005 05:54 PM

You're all ignorant. This thread is ignorant. That pictures is ignorant.

Sensei Ern 31 8
03/04/2005 06:54 PM

Star Jones gives birth to her first child.

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/05/2005 11:11 PM

I came from the days from when Rock was UGLY. No, not THAT ugly.

Punjab 10 8
03/06/2005 02:01 AM

"Wow, this is nice, if i would have only been the "catcher" more often....but now im on trial"

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
03/06/2005 11:44 AM

This one just won't die!









I don't think the thread is going anywhere, either.

Tea Baggins 127 8
03/08/2005 02:02 AM

Perhaps I should have logged in first...anywaaaaaay.

HellToupet 22 8
03/09/2005 05:06 PM

Oh noes I dropped teh baby!

12th Planet 53 8
03/10/2005 11:26 AM

But Prisilla, I need you to testify in court that I didn't actually slept with "Bigfoot," when it came here in that UFO.

12th Planet 53 8
03/10/2005 11:40 AM

Is this the way to "Graceland," Prisilla? I have to talk to Elvis in heaven about getting a room there soon."

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
03/12/2005 05:40 PM

One of the few Deleted Scenes of the upcoming:



Dawn of the Dead 2: Electric Boogaloo

DeFrost 116 8
03/12/2005 07:41 PM

"Hey kids, want a taste of my Jesus juice?"

Father brandon 600 9
03/12/2005 07:45 PM

"I have a kid pinned up against the inside of the car door with my coleridge."

Waking Dreamer 6 8
03/13/2005 07:36 AM

"You're next!"

GerbilNuzzle 12,005 12
03/14/2005 10:55 PM

The only defensive strategy so far proven to work against Michael Jackson: freezetag.

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/15/2005 11:31 AM

I thought someone with a custom icon was supposed to change these once in awhile?

Purplehead 406 8
03/15/2005 11:38 AM

He had a puppet called "Mr. volcano head"