The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/24/2005 06:51 PM

If you even came close to me with a chainsaw, my boot would be up your ass before you could even say "Leatherface"

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
02/24/2005 06:51 PM

I'm sorry, what did you say? I was too busy watching the FirstAlert banner ad. Man, that little autistic kid is FUN-NY!

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/24/2005 06:54 PM

like this?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/24/2005 06:55 PM

Oh, don't be such a Poe, trust me I know that I'm doing.....



no wait, I haven't done it before and the show is in about 4 hours, uh.... hmmm.... on second thought I'll be fine.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/24/2005 06:59 PM

What do you think you are, Jackyl?

Potrzebie 1,790 9
02/24/2005 07:00 PM

It would be cool to make an adult crap his pants on stage, yes.

Pants 14,252 17
02/24/2005 07:02 PM

T4 I'm sure you have enough strength to control the saw so you should just go for it. IF there is an accident make sure you post the pictures before you go to prison.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/24/2005 07:04 PM

Dweezel, what don't you think that I would pass as Blackie Lawless of WASP?



(chainsaw Charley)



oh and Kake, yeah that's it.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/24/2005 07:08 PM

Oliver is just holding out for a doobie or two.





Realistically, if you have 100 people at the show. You bring one of them up, and carve your initials in their head or whatever, with a chainsaw.

That isn't something you get to see all the time, and it is still a 99% approval rating !



I say go for it, but make it a lottery .

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/24/2005 07:11 PM

oh and Kake, yeah that's it.



Oh, I knew what you were talking about. I think I was trying to make a statement about how it's been done.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/24/2005 07:13 PM

Just don't choose this guy.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/24/2005 07:14 PM

I'm glad this thread came up. Now I know that if I ever make it some sideshow thing, and they want to do some freaky Shakespeare to an audience member, I will not volunteer.



It is most likely that the person preforming the stunt has never done it before, and was urged on to do it by a bunch of retards on an internet message board.



So thanks, T4.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/24/2005 07:31 PM

your most welcome Oliver, now here quick hold this apple in your mouth.

Sarin Highwind 699 11
02/24/2005 10:12 PM

No, 4 minutes is not long enough...

Wait, I'm in the wrong thread arn't I?

Gabe 9,232 13
02/25/2005 12:28 AM

Since you're the one that does all the death-defying Shakespeare, why don't you hold the apple in your mouth and let the audience member play with the chainsaw?

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/25/2005 03:06 AM

Why don't you ask a n00b to do it?

Megatron 3,360 9
02/25/2005 03:15 AM

Us noobs will do almost anything for you guys respect. But Hell no!!!



Chainsaw, Apple, My Black Face. There is a 1 in 100,000,000 chance that I will live through this, and I don't like those odds!

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
02/25/2005 03:29 AM

I'll bet the apple/chainsaw trick would look cool, up until the volunteer sneezes.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/25/2005 07:54 AM

T4, it's a great idea. Please post the plaintiff's name so I can chase their ambulance.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/26/2005 01:04 PM

Gabe, that would be Frost-ing stupid. I have already dealt with having to go to the ER once because of some stupid Carroll that was too drunk to stand durring a performance.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
02/26/2005 01:43 PM

There's a slew of products that can enhance your performance, Timmah.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/26/2005 01:54 PM

Make sure you wear huge platforms when you do it and make a point to trip and fall a lot before you do it.

fiancé Lila 78,555 13
02/26/2005 06:34 PM

I have already dealt with having to go to the ER once because of some stupid Carroll that was too drunk to stand durring a performance.



1) I don't think I'd completely blame the "stupid Carroll" for that little ER visit.



2) Drunk audience member + chainsaw = something that totally sounds like something T4 would do so why are you even asking us?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/27/2005 01:54 PM

Lilia, when I had to go to the ER it wasn't because of a chainsaw or any of that. It was the bed of swords, I pulled an audience member, and told her what we were going to do, she said ok, and she was walking normally and she didn't make any mention of being drunk until she was standing on my chest. She then jumped from me over to my girl friend who was helping that night and almost kicked the sword bed over. I got the side to side motion on the blades, and I got opened up.



The chainsaw routine will probibly involve a planted audience member, or just a member of my crew, since we don't perform drunk or high there shouldn't be any problems.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/27/2005 02:10 PM

Sharp objects and drunk people are never a good combination.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/27/2005 02:16 PM

Yeah Dweezel, neither is the combination of drunks and fire play either. Or stapleguns, or Frost it, anything more complicated than a lightswitch.



But I get paid to do it, I guess that is the only difference.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
02/27/2005 04:45 PM

T4,

This is the intarweb. We need MPEGs of this stuff.

Bonky 75,733 15
02/27/2005 04:57 PM

I like you, T4 and I want to keep on liking you. But if you come near me with a chainsaw, the apple damn well better be a Granny Smith.

Chi Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/27/2005 05:00 PM

Performance question... It happens to everyone, bud. Just take a deep breath, catch your thoughts and try again! You can do it! Or try non-prescription, all-natural Enzyte.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
02/27/2005 05:06 PM

Hey Chi-Chi, speak for yourself.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/27/2005 05:59 PM

But if you come near me with a chainsaw, the apple damn well better be a Granny Smith.



Frost that. It better be a friggin' watermelon.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
02/27/2005 06:02 PM

Add some fried chicken, black eyed peas and some collard greens, and you'll have



I got nothing.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/28/2005 10:32 AM

Dweezel, if you could fit a Frost-ing watermelon in your mouth, that alone is a fairly decent sideshow act. (then again there was a guy on Jay Leno recently that could swallow billiard balls)

wahala 557 8
02/28/2005 10:37 AM

No, 4 minutes is not long enough...

Wait, I'm in the wrong thread arn't I?



Frost i just got that

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/28/2005 11:16 AM

Wonder how one discovers they can swallow billiard balls ?









Maybe the same day they learn that they aren't much of a pool hustler.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/28/2005 04:50 PM

Actually regurgitation is one of those acts that has been around for a long time. If you look around there is footage of a performer in maby the late 50s or so that would swallow a live mouse, take a drink, then regurgitate it. (granted I'm pretty sure that the mouse was pissed as all hell about it)