The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/25/2005 04:46 PM

The Depends Show

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/25/2005 04:49 PM

What are the stations call letters/"name"?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
02/25/2005 04:50 PM

Oldies 104.3, the greatest hits of the 60s and 70s.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/25/2005 04:51 PM

Change the word "Rewind" to "Wood" and add the words "Wake up with..." in the front.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/25/2005 04:51 PM

Live Anal Sex with a Pheasant.





Who wouldn't tune in to that?



Or, Anal Sex with a Dead Peasant, if you're into that kind of thing.

Chi Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/25/2005 04:52 PM

The Agonizing Suck

Bankey 70,843 10
02/25/2005 04:54 PM

Good Morning Mufftaur!

Chi Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/25/2005 04:54 PM

Ahaha, "Getting Geriatric with Garrett!"

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
02/25/2005 04:56 PM

"K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies"

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/25/2005 04:56 PM

Garrett's Morning Groove

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
02/25/2005 04:59 PM

Most Super Happy Fun Oldies Extreme Morning Challenge Show!



Banzai!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
02/25/2005 05:00 PM

"The show where guys who own Irocs call in to request Led Zepplin songs."

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
02/25/2005 05:01 PM

"Let's pretend were still in high school and partying instead of trying to drag our ass to an unfulfilling job and looking forward to the release of death super fun time show".

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,835 9
02/25/2005 05:04 PM

"Sweatin' To The Oldies with Chris Whatshisname"

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/25/2005 05:04 PM

"The Zep, Floyd, Hendrix and thinly veiled penis jokes show!"

Stinkapus 0 8
02/25/2005 05:07 PM

Change the word "Rewind" to "Wood" and add the words "Wake up with..." in the front.



Actually, this radio station does have a morning show called that.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/25/2005 05:07 PM

The Morning After with Chris

Bankey 70,843 10
02/25/2005 05:09 PM

The Coyote Ugly Getaway Morning Show.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/25/2005 05:11 PM

Wake up to the 103.4 Morning Show, and Rewind your Mind.







Sure it's early, but if you listen to oldies, you are probably counting your days anyway.

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
02/25/2005 05:11 PM

In a twist of irony: Call it "The Fleet Center Show"



Ok, kidding.... how about "Garrett in the Morning!"



Personally, I think you should go on as "Garrett in the Morning" for your first show then as a promotion to get the new listeners involved in the process.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
02/25/2005 05:12 PM

Chris Garrett's Morning Sickness

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/25/2005 05:14 PM

I should have said Dyslexic morning show.





Frost !



104.3





I even said to my self, "Don't they end in an odd digit?"

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,835 9
02/25/2005 05:15 PM

If you have a lot of commuters as listeners:

"The Morning Show: Driving you crazy"



If your demographs are stay at home moms:

"Getting ready for the mailman with Chris Garrett"

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
02/25/2005 05:15 PM

The "Good Morning to all of you who survived another night" show.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
02/25/2005 05:16 PM

If your demographs are stay at home moms:

"Getting ready for the mailman with Chris Garrett"



Ooh, I like that.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
02/25/2005 05:17 PM

"The Regular Morning Show" with Chris Garrett



"The Morning Zoo" with Chris Garrett



"The Chris Garrett Morning Show"



"The Chris Garrett Free-for-All"



Other than that, I can offer no help.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
02/25/2005 05:17 PM

The wake up to the smell of coffee burning your crotch show!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/25/2005 05:19 PM

"Frost !



104.3"



I think the FCC might have an issue with that one.

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,835 9
02/25/2005 05:21 PM

Chris Garrett: Rock Hard in the Morning

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/25/2005 05:22 PM

It's catchy though.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
02/25/2005 05:24 PM

I think Kittuns idea is best.



Imagine all the old chicks in their hair curlers and fuzzy bathrobes that'll be calling you when they hear that.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
02/25/2005 05:24 PM

If you want to increase your ratings Chris, call it the



"I promise not to talk over the intros of the songs show".

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/25/2005 05:27 PM

The C.G. and Sy Oldies morning Show.

DirtyHermit 858 9
02/25/2005 05:32 PM

104.3 - The Mourning Show

Daggy 86,705 14
02/25/2005 05:49 PM

<action>has a bad '90's flashback</action>





'Chris in the morning'!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/25/2005 05:51 PM

<action> has a bad Acid flashback</action>



AHH!! BATS!!

Chi Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/25/2005 05:56 PM

"The Bones Zone."

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
02/25/2005 06:00 PM

There's an earth quake in his pants and I just can't stop the rockin he's got no money so he's not goin shoppin give him a raise even though he's always in a drunkin daze (even in the morning) and even though the ratings keep droppin.

PhartSack 13,792 15
02/25/2005 06:00 PM

"the big guy with tattoos playing crappy oldies in the morning because he was told to" show

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/25/2005 06:03 PM

"Dazed and Confused after 4 hits of the Snooze, I'm Chris Garrett."

Potrzebie 1,790 9
02/25/2005 06:12 PM

why not call it "Chris Garett in the evening"? People will listen just to find out what the Frost is wrong with you... and since you never tell, they can never stop listening!

Chi Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/25/2005 06:13 PM

I'm pretty sure Kittuns is the champion.

newwave 45,912 10
02/25/2005 06:38 PM

I agree with the cubed Chi's.

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,835 9
02/25/2005 06:45 PM

I think as my prize Chris should call me at an ungodly hour during his show and ask me inane questions about Paris Hilton and my vagina.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/25/2005 06:49 PM

Tell us about Paris Hilton and your vagina. Please include action photos.

Chickens Come Home Mon 286,527 61
02/25/2005 07:48 PM

Tattoo You

HighSoci 30,093 18
02/25/2005 08:29 PM

I'm pretty sure Kittuns is the champion.





No, that would be Freddy Mercury and Queen.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/25/2005 08:33 PM

Talk your producers into having a contest to name the new show. Audience participation is always good and will keep people listening.

Rаt 2,085 9
02/25/2005 08:42 PM

104.3 oldies radio station? Sounds familiar

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/25/2005 09:55 PM

Garret's Golden showers Hours

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
02/25/2005 10:08 PM

"CG In the Morning; Where your music is as old as yout host"

Bonky 75,733 15
02/26/2005 12:00 AM

BEEEEEEEEEEP

Bonky 75,733 15
02/26/2005 12:03 AM

"Beef Curtains and biscuits, but we're all out of biscuits!"

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
02/26/2005 12:57 AM

Good Morning with Garrett: When you're listening to oldies, you're gonna need a garrotte.

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/26/2005 03:40 AM

Can I make a request for Born To Be Wild as the first song played during that show?



I don't know, it seems to fit my personality a lot more than just that stupid happy birthday song.

Lamburger 33,017 9
02/26/2005 03:47 AM

"The Chris sendmeyourmoneyinunmarkedbills Garrett Morning Show Rewind"

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/26/2005 03:48 AM

<action>this coming from someone who once went by the radio name of Croakin Chase for two years</action>



Croakin with the oldies

Livewire 78,229 13
02/26/2005 03:52 AM

"Soothing Music To Die To"

Livewire 78,229 13
02/26/2005 03:56 AM

Serious one: "8-Track Hi-Fi"

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/26/2005 05:04 AM

Gabbing in the morning with CG.



CG Gabbing in the morning.



Don't mention age or type of music unless is in general terms. Oldies narrows it down to much and will get passed over by some. You could add .... With the widest selection of Rock. but then you are headlineing Rock and will again turn away some. Unless you must point to the music keep it on yourself.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
02/26/2005 11:37 AM

Vlad thinks the Asian crowd has a lot of untapped potential. You should name it:

Chlis's Crassic Lock Molning Show!

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
02/26/2005 11:38 AM

Vlad's wife thought that suggestion was "Crever."

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/26/2005 05:50 PM

Dawn patrol with Cris Garret, strafing you with a barrage of the greatest hits of the 60's and 70's

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
02/28/2005 02:44 PM

CG's I have a banana fetish morning show

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/28/2005 02:46 PM

BIG, Clean off your shovel, And go get in the cage.



Now.

furkontrabass 76 8
02/28/2005 05:01 PM

The Goatse morning show