Mr. Briham 38,843 10
02/27/2005 12:23 AM

Officers, I swear, she said she was human!

millie 116,988 28
02/27/2005 12:24 AM

Ew.

Tough_Kitties 77 8
02/27/2005 12:25 AM

Gives a whole new meaning to:



"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

csme 15,189 12
02/27/2005 12:26 AM

Heeeey...

wasn't there a GABfest in Nashville in 2003?

The World Is Flat 150 11
02/27/2005 12:31 AM

er...k.... WHAT THE HOLY CHRIST IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY?! Why?????? I,(and before anyone says it: not speaking from experience of course) would assume that sex with a homosapiens would be vastly more appealing than sex with a friggin' cow.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/27/2005 12:32 AM

"It wasn't like I was just Frost-ing them. I was making love to them," Hart was quoted as saying while being led away in shackles where he would soon be playing the part of the calf in his sexual fantasy.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/27/2005 12:48 AM

Q: What does a buck-tooth cow say?



A: MOOF.









BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!111

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/27/2005 12:49 AM

I clicked you, but I'm sure Nerd will be along shortly to maha it away.

Nerd, Co-Bigot of HFCRC 27,000 12
02/27/2005 12:53 AM

sexual gratification



At least the cow was happy.





And I don't maha you, I vlad you. That's worse.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/27/2005 12:58 AM

This ought to get me plenty.



Hey Nerd,



I have black, jewish, indian and asian friends. You stupid redneck.



Sincerely,



Fratberry

Nerd, Co-Bigot of HFCRC 27,000 12
02/27/2005 12:59 AM

What? I'm not chickens!! I just hate Ogden Nashes.









I love black people.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
02/27/2005 01:00 AM

I have black, jewish, indian and asian friends.



Latino hater

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/27/2005 01:00 AM

Sorry about that. You're right. I should have said "white trash" instead.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
02/27/2005 01:08 AM

Once again, screw the little guy.



If you're a big school like Penn State and have an Animal Husbandry Extension, you get a web page.



But if you're some schmuck and have an animal husbandry extension, you get tossed in the dock.

Nerd, Co-Bigot of HFCRC 27,000 12
02/27/2005 01:15 AM

Let me try this again:





I go to the mall, and see every Frost-ing night I go, a bunch of 13-18 year old kids dressed up like either sluts, or god damn wiggers. It makes me Frost-ing sick; they look for ciggarettes, they talk like Frost-ing monkey rappers, their education is going down the drain, and they care about "bling" and clothes more then anything else. They are Frost-ing stupid white trash kids, who attempt to look cool in a group by emulating Frost-ing MTV Ogden Nash rap stars with no talent but to mangle words. Like "Lil Jon", he sounds like he has Frost-ing emphysema. This is talent? You want your kid to look like him? Act like him?



Of course not, because he's a Ogden Nash, and no self respecting man or woman of ANY race would want some Ogden Nash child running around defacing himself. Black kids who act like Emersons, talk about gangs, mangle words, they are Ogden Nashes. White kids who do the same, are also Frost-ing Ogden Nashes. So I have no problem with black people, who cares about skin color, that's petty.



What's real is the attitude, and I Frost-ing hate the Ogden Nash attitude. Don't pretend like you guys haven't seen it, I know you have, and you probably hate it, just would never admit it. Just take a trip to the mall, any mall, or movie theater, they're all over acting like they don't give a damn, just to be cool. In reality they are just Frost-ing mindless idiots being controlled by this new wave of corrupted culture. I'll be the one holding the door for you, being polite. I, unlike some monkey Froster, have morals.



I am a sheep Froster.

Fratberry 282,931 53
02/27/2005 01:26 AM

Stop going to the mall.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/27/2005 01:29 AM

There a Shakespeare load of disturbing elements to that article.



First off, this is not the first case of it's kind in that very same county, and in fact Sheriff's Department Chief DeputyJim Backus seems to recall both in his own lifetime.



I love how they explain that Harold Hart, would always go alone.

No Shakespeare ! How many buddies do you know that you can trust with your favorite calf.



This case really didn't disturb the community that much, until they posted pictures of the calves and everyone in town instantly began making jokes , claiming that he picked the Frost-ing ugliest one.

Nerd, Co-Bigot of HFCRC 27,000 12
02/27/2005 01:31 AM

You would just HATE to admit that I'm right. But it's ok, go ahead, I won't tell you I told you so.





OK, I might. 50 50 chance.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/27/2005 01:34 AM

I have to admit that, in terms of kids emulating the lowest common denominator, you are right.

Adrian von Buttcrack 13,341 13
02/27/2005 01:38 AM

I dont understand what the big deal is here? Humping calves is nothing...A Rottweiler on the other hand....

Nerd, Co-Bigot of HFCRC 27,000 12
02/27/2005 01:41 AM

So Dweez, you somewhat see where I'm coming from?



</serious>





...or do I have to jack off in your eye again.



</not serious>

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/27/2005 01:50 AM

Actually I totally see where you're coming from. The problem is that (stupid) people in this country have come to view the word 'Ogden Nash' as a racial epithet to the point where I'm racist for using the word in that context instead of calling it "The N Word".



Stupid Ogden Nashes.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/27/2005 01:52 AM

In fact, I once had a discussion with a dumb bitch fellow student when I was in college who didn't want to hear the word used in any context.



I told her "Frost that, it's just a Frost-ing word. Maybe there'd be fewer problems if people like you stopped giving the word power".

Nerd, Co-Bigot of HFCRC 27,000 12
02/27/2005 02:12 AM

Then you Frosted her. It's only a good story if you Frosted her so hard her ovaries flew out of her mouth.

dinesh 24,862 16
02/27/2005 03:18 AM

Heeeey...

wasn't there a GABfest in Nashville in 2003?



No animals were harmed in the filming of Gabessee: the movie.

QksilverGirl 110 9
02/27/2005 04:07 AM

It hasn't been said yet, so i gotta say it:

Bestiality means never having to say you're sorry.

Xxara 1,114 9
02/27/2005 04:19 AM

who's cud is this on your shirt collar?

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/27/2005 12:19 PM

How did a thread about Frost-ing cows get rascist-jacked?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/27/2005 12:43 PM

Umm.. I think it was when nerd proved himself to be an opinionated Emerson, my personal favorite, and proved a very good point.

JepRep - Limericking Lunatic till March 17th 58,758 13
02/27/2005 03:56 PM

Sorry, couldn't help myself:



With no dignity to undermine,

This man had no great need for a line,

He need buy no minks

Nor fanciful drinks,

For he'd found a love truly bovine.

Nerd, Co-Bigot of HFCRC 27,000 12
02/28/2005 01:10 AM

Wow, people agree with me. It's like kindergarten except I don't get beat up by my Dad as much.

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/28/2005 03:18 AM

A Canadian old timer in Canada, in a bar, talking to a young man.



Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me McInnis-the Fence-Builder? Nooooo!"



Then the old man gestured at the bar.



"Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor, for eight days. But do they call me McInnis-the Bar Builder? Nooooooo!"



Then the old man points out the window.



"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea... Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McInnis-the Pier-Builder? Nooooo!"



Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention and says: "But ye Frost one cow... "

Megatron 3,360 9
02/28/2005 03:33 AM

A statement by Hart said he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with a girlfriend or his wife.



Why buy the cow when you can Frost it for free!

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
02/28/2005 05:13 AM

Why buy the cow when you can Frost it for free!



Why read the thread when the "add to thread" button is free?

His Royal Highness Prime President Nachos 57,521 23
02/28/2005 09:35 AM

Harold G. Hart, W7763 Highway 95, is facing four misdemeanor charges - sexual gratification, disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer.



He probably would've been let off with a caution if he hadn't made the police stand in line to get a turn....

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
02/28/2005 09:58 AM

Two cows are standing around talking and one asks the other,



"Mooo....What do you think of this Mad Cow Disease scare?"



The second cow responds,



Mooo....what do I care....I'm a helicopter."