Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
02/27/2005 08:57 PM

I had 5 bowls of Fruit & Fiber this morning.



Consequently, two of my poops involved Post.

JepRep - Limericking Lunatic till March 17th 58,758 13
02/27/2005 08:58 PM

I would have. Poop is funny. Actually, I thought "gangrenous monkey scrotum marinated in swine menses and garnished with a cornish turd" was kind of funny too but it didn't do as well as I figured it would.



It must just be gross.

millie 116,988 28
02/27/2005 09:31 PM

Mine are diverse as far as subject matter goes.



One of them is one of the first posts I made, about a homeless guy. There's one about Chance's tattoo. There's one with a photo of a horse snotting in my face.



I don't think I've ever made a post about poop.

HighSoci 30,093 18
02/27/2005 09:32 PM

Two of mine also concern poop and one with TTJ's kid. You people are sick and demented.









And poop.

Miracles 22,430 0
02/27/2005 09:32 PM

Damn, Dogs. That was good.

Phloinky Migdoinkle 131,068 34
02/27/2005 09:37 PM

Two of mine also concern poop and one with TTJ's kid. You people are sick and demented.



You don't think it has anything to do with the fact that 90% of your posts concern poop or TTJ's kid?

HighSoci 30,093 18
02/27/2005 09:47 PM

Hey, my post may be Shakespearety, but they don't all concern poop.

Hrududoodle Mcpoodle 3,003 0
02/27/2005 10:07 PM

Mine are all sacastic comments. That's sad for some reason.

DirtyHermit 858 9
02/27/2005 10:16 PM

Sadder still: all of my funniest posts are about computers.

Daggy 86,705 14
02/27/2005 10:23 PM

Two of my funniest posts are about things that have really happened to me.



I crack myself up!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
02/27/2005 10:41 PM

Two of my "funniest" posts are about McDonald's Happy Meals.



Which, when you think about it, are just poops waiting to happen.

daisypie 49,378 9
02/27/2005 10:43 PM

My funniest post says simply:



'girlfriend's penis'



Thank-god that has never actually happened to me...

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
02/27/2005 10:59 PM

One of my funniest is from that God-forsaken Madonna capcon. I think I'll be cursed to have that forever on the list.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
02/27/2005 11:10 PM

I suggest we all click Zaphod's Madonna capcon post.

Mr. Glassnost 25,340 11
02/27/2005 11:13 PM

My two funniest posts that are not articles consist almost entirely of consonants.



Seriously, "feedback"? Simple pleasures for simple minds, you planet-busting maniacs.

Filly 39,193 20
02/27/2005 11:18 PM

Three out of five of mine are sarcastic. I love me some sarcasm.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
02/27/2005 11:41 PM

1. Chinese Tattoos

2. Sexual Injuries

3. Losing My Hair

4. Poop

5. Anal Sex implication (=poop, sort of?).

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
02/27/2005 11:47 PM

Mr. Glassnost: My two funniest posts that are not articles consist almost entirely of consonants.



Mr.Glass' Tepid Lust for Life

1/18/2004 12:43 am



EOOOOOOORRRRRR RRREEEOO OOOOOOOOREEEEee... EEEE....EEEEE........ eeee....e.e....... e.e.e...eeee....e.e.eeeee.... EEEEE...... EEEEEEEEE EEAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...





Those are mostly vowels. I guess a vowel movement is appropriate...

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/27/2005 11:55 PM

Three of mine involve baiting others or just plain being mean.



Another involves racism.



The other involves tricking people to click on a tubgirl link.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
02/27/2005 11:57 PM

Wow, I remember back in the day, when Mr. Glass could repost the same joke over and over and over (and over!) and people would fall all over themselves to click him.



Ah, the memories. And organs!

Pistol, Vice President of the GVG 10,071 9
02/27/2005 11:59 PM

In two of mine, I'm being a bitch. In another two, I'm talking about cats. I'm one of those bitchy cat ladies in the making.



No wonder I'm a virgin.

Wonder Bread (now past its expiration date) 3,319 10
02/28/2005 12:04 AM

Fear not, Pistol.

The Rabbi Napkinstein - Member of HFCRC Co-Bigot 30,762 12
02/28/2005 12:04 AM

I don't have any friends :)

Pistol, Vice President of the GVG 10,071 9
02/28/2005 12:06 AM

I'll just stick to my vibrator, thanks.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
02/28/2005 12:09 AM

I don't know how you found that Wonder Bread, but you are in serious need of help.



<action>clears browser cache</action>

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/28/2005 12:33 AM

1. Dead baby. Actual dead baby, not just a pretend one.



2. Kidnapping.



3. Pedophilia.



4. Article about porn.



5. Child Neglect.

Mr. Glasstronomical Delight 25,340 11
02/28/2005 01:22 AM

Yeah, I was a real monkeyshine wasn't I?



It's all about supply and demand. If the people want organs, I give them organs. Unfortunately, the people of Gab are of a discriminating taste. I've obviously passed my prime.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
02/28/2005 01:23 AM

Dun dun DUNNN!!!

Nerd, Co-Bigot of HFCRC 27,000 12
02/28/2005 01:26 AM

I have no idea why people clicked my drawings, I did them because I am such an amazing artist. They were not meant to be funny.

The Rabbi Napkinstein - Member of HFCRC Co-Bigot 30,762 12
02/28/2005 02:37 AM

My tongue burns from the ranch/salt flavored sunflower seeds.

Sylvester 4,465 9
02/28/2005 02:52 AM

I believe all five of mine were jokes, and four of them were stolen from other sources.

TableTopJane is not a registered trademark 173,958 15
02/28/2005 05:31 AM

It seems my one armed kid is a well of jokes. It's a good thing, too. It keeps me from having to make up original stories. I've got some great stories saved up from these past few weeks when she had no hand at all because of a cast.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/28/2005 11:06 AM

Urination

Making fun of Dur

Racism

Poop

Frost-ing CG's wife.





A good mix, I'd say.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
02/28/2005 11:11 AM

Pistol said: I'll just stick to my vibrator, thanks.



Not if you cleaned it more often. Ewww.

Pubah, The Incurable Romantic 56,805 18
02/28/2005 05:40 PM

Your one armed offspring wouldn't happen to have penny slots would it?



Hi Jane...missed you

Robin® 14,626 10
02/28/2005 06:19 PM

let's see

sarcastic comment(stolen),

bad joke(stolen),

cunning runt(stolen)

random words

my second post.







Apparently I need to steal some more to be funny.

Filly 39,193 20
02/28/2005 06:25 PM

An obvious comment

Flowers from a dead mum

A bumper sticker

Making fun of Zaphod

Making fun of Chickens



Life is good.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/01/2005 02:23 AM

Funniest Posts: Has not really said anything funny.





Funniest Posts?

Livewire 78,229 13
03/01/2005 03:47 AM

Three old articles and the two-part ClovisClone parody. Ick. So much for my plan to make 2005 The Year The Funny Came Back.

Xxara 1,114 9
03/01/2005 04:21 AM

Pistol, Vice President of the GVG



"I'll just stick to my vibrator, thanks."



If you are sticking to it you should really waShakespeare more...



















I'll just stick to my vibrator, thanks.

Xxara 1,114 9
03/01/2005 04:24 AM

AHHH crap I noobed...





I'm lame

I didn't see the other post that already made this joke ... GAHHHHHHH ...



I'll have to punish myself for being a numpty..

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/01/2005 04:27 AM

I have a Coleridge you can punish yourself on!

Xxara 1,114 9
03/01/2005 04:41 AM

I'm sure anything to do with your Coleridge would be a punishment

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/01/2005 04:45 AM

Yes, it is quite large!

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/01/2005 04:46 AM

I have pictures if you show me your tits!





My emails in my profile!

Xxara 1,114 9
03/01/2005 04:56 AM

TheFoye



"Yes, it is quite large"



What your imagination?

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/01/2005 05:08 AM

You can ask around they will tell you!





And I'm still waiting for an email!

Xxara 1,114 9
03/01/2005 05:35 AM

there.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/01/2005 05:41 AM

Oh yeah, well there!

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/02/2005 01:52 PM

I have a new funniest post that is about peeing in Bankey's butt! HAAH AH AH HAH AHA HAH!!!

gokijin 139 8
03/02/2005 02:01 PM

So he's a piss-ass now?



o.0

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/02/2005 02:06 PM

Just as much as you're a piss-ant. You Frost-ing penis wrinkle.

TableTopJane-double clickin' on my mizouse 173,958 15
03/02/2005 02:09 PM

<action>hugs Hammerhead</action>I miss you when you're not here to say things like that. Some people try to make up for it, but it's just not the same.

Bankey 70,843 10
03/02/2005 02:12 PM

It's not the first time my butt has been the source of comedy gold.









Usually nuggets.

gokijin 139 8
03/02/2005 02:12 PM

My penis isn't wrinkled! Its just shrivled...and why you looking anyways? >.<

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/02/2005 02:34 PM

Hey, tickledick, get your head outta your ass and take a look around. Do you see people using emoticons? Do you need help in your reading retention or vocabulary? I didn't say your penis was wrinkled, I said you were a penis wrinkle.



Eat Shakespeare and bark at the moon, you doucheariffic Coleridgegobbler.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/02/2005 02:39 PM

8=========>

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/02/2005 02:55 PM

Put that away. You'll poke someone's eye out.

Coco 1,756 8
03/02/2005 03:08 PM

<action> stumbles into thread, leaves rubbing eye</action>

Oww...Oliver...

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/02/2005 03:14 PM

<action> watches Coco leave



8==============================>

Coco 1,756 8
03/02/2005 03:23 PM

<action> didn't learn from her mistake </action>

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
03/02/2005 03:50 PM

<action> is feeling a little small...</action>





oUo

Bankey 70,843 10
03/02/2005 04:08 PM

<action>does his best Lance Armstrong impression</action>



o==============>