Hollis loves you. 7,028 8
03/01/2005 10:19 AM

I read that as "tit page addiction."

Year of the Chickens 238,014 14
03/01/2005 05:25 PM

I say we pretend we dont know her.

Megatron 3,349 7
03/01/2005 05:34 PM

That takes white people acting black to a whole new level...





Level- Shakespeare real black people wouldn't wear.

Roofie Raccoon 56,420 7
03/01/2005 07:27 PM

Nobody can "nominate" someone else, but if Robin herself emails me, I'll gladly add it. Those are some tig ole bitties.

Phuc 231,241 13
03/01/2005 08:57 PM

What disturbs me most about that second photo--the Al-Jolson-meets-Yes one--isn't so much the makeup and outfits, but that the photo is labelled "Renaissance Wedding."

Year of the Chickens 238,014 14
03/01/2005 09:03 PM

I would have pointed that one out too but it reminded me too much of my own wedding. Same outfits and everything.

Trixxie 64,454 13
03/01/2005 11:21 PM

Jesus, don't you people know Dark Elves when you see? And you have the audacity to call yourself nerds.

Phuc 231,241 13
03/02/2005 12:06 AM

I'm not a nerd, I'm an Emerson.



Sure, I go to see an LOTR on the opening day, but I don't go in costume and I fart during the love scenes.

Mr. Glasstronomical Delight 25,293 9
03/02/2005 12:34 AM

Every day there's something discovered here that makes me fear and lose hope for the future of my genetic flow.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 201,926 7
03/02/2005 12:37 AM

My genetic flow is all over my keyboard.

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,804 7
03/02/2005 12:39 AM

Since my areolas are fairly light in color, I've always wanted to get that part of my anatomy tattooed.



Some ideas I've had for the tit-tat have been: stars, flowers, hearts and now I'm thinking about tattooing rainbow sprinkled doughnuts.

Phuc 231,241 13
03/02/2005 12:47 AM

Kittens,



Howzabout a little puppy, and her nose is your nip? Huh? HUH?

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,804 7
03/02/2005 12:54 AM

I couldn't even imagine how painful it would be to have the actualy nip tattooed. It would be a funny looking dog with a flesh colored nose.



Another option: a scrotum with the nip where a turtle would be hiding.

Professor Nutbutter 150,825 13
03/02/2005 01:00 AM

Left one: Volume



Right one: Brightness



You'll be the perfect woman!

millie 107,014 10
03/02/2005 01:07 AM

I would never get my boobs tattooed. Not because of the pain so much, but because any image on them would just accentuate the saggage of age.



For instance, if I got puppies on them, they would start to look like hound dogs after a while.

Chi² Felipe 160,404 12
03/02/2005 01:22 AM

Getting a boobie tattooed would be pretty painless compared to other places. Basically wherever the bone meets the skin, where there's very little fat. Also, hands, feet and head are extremely painful. Seeing as how boobs are just big old fun bags of fat, a boob tattoo, even on the nip, wouldn't be that painful.

Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/02/2005 01:23 AM

However, A Nipple tattoo would be excruciating.

All the nerve ends in the outer layer of the areola, Ouch.

Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/02/2005 01:26 AM

Diddnt read the last sentence. Heh.





Well, Mr. I-lost-out-auctioning-myself-to-get-tattooed, You've got no real grasp of the pain of certain tattoo's, do you?



Considering I'd say myself and Mufftaur are the utmost authorities, and therefore I say, Yes, A nipple would Frost-ing kill to get inked.

Chi² Felipe 160,404 12
03/02/2005 01:27 AM

As an aside, why do people go to ren faires and dress up like fantasy characters? I know my favorite part of the Rennaisance was when Da Vinci painted the dragon guarding his horde against a wizard, ranger, halfling and a paladin.

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,804 7
03/02/2005 01:31 AM

my favorite part of the Rennaisance was when Da Vinci painted the dragon



OMG! You were there too?!

Professor Nutbutter 150,825 13
03/02/2005 01:37 AM

Unless it ends with "set fire to the place?", any question that starts with " why do people go to ren faires and..." can be answered with "Because they've long ago failed at life."

Robin® 14,584 7
03/02/2005 01:56 AM

The answer to the why is it titled "renaissance wedding" is because it was his sister's wedding that we were at. I thought it impolite to wear the make up to the wedding. But that was me.





I've already confessed to being a dork. I'm okay with it.





I'll try and get a better picture for the tits page.

newwave 45,836 7
03/02/2005 02:21 AM

The only other reason to go is for the Frost-ing awesome turkey legs.



um... so I've.. heard...

Filly 27,133 11
03/02/2005 02:24 AM

Wasn't that Miracles' area of expertise?

Chi² Felipe 160,404 12
03/02/2005 02:25 AM

Mr. Neon Mexican Hat:



I have three tattoos and I'd say that they hurt to get done, but I'm not a little sissy girlie man.

Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/02/2005 02:28 AM

Then you should know fully well that nerves IN the thick fleshy parts that hurt Just as much as anything near bone.



And I certainly hope you're not implying what it looks like you're implying.

Filly 27,133 11
03/02/2005 02:29 AM

I'm tempted to get a tattoo on my lower stomach region, but I've heard that hurt muchos.

millie 107,014 10
03/02/2005 02:32 AM

Again, stomach? Not a good place. However, Filly, you are skinny, so it will probably be fine.



Unless you get preggo, then whatever is there will stretch out.



Maybe that's why the lower back is so popular. I don't think the back sags much with age.

Chi² Felipe 160,404 12
03/02/2005 02:34 AM

What I'm trying to say is: tattoos give you AIDS.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 201,926 7
03/02/2005 02:36 AM

I have a tattoo of a hand holding my sack. I was gonna use Chickens hand cause he likes that sort of thing, but I had to use a 4 year olds instead. It's the only size that would fit.

Filly 27,133 11
03/02/2005 02:42 AM

<action>shudders</action>I don't plan on ever having kids. I'm not the kind of person who'd be good at raising kids. So hopefully, the stretching there would be minimal. Plus, it wouldn't be out in plain view, and it'd be small.

Underwhere? 72,813 16
03/02/2005 03:25 AM

My sister had a tattoo drawn across her entire lower abdomen - a long, curly-Q, Chinese-style dragon. It looked really bad to begin with, because she had a "friend who was learning how to become a tattoo artist" draw it on.



Now she's had two kids, and the only thing you can see when she pulls up her shirt is the dragon's legs sticking out from under her belly. It looks like the dragon has either been crushed by the weight of her stomach, or that her fat roll has grown little green scaly legs.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 201,926 7
03/02/2005 03:28 AM

<action> becomes erect

dinesh 21,828 14
03/02/2005 04:08 AM

robin, looking through those pictures, i am having an incredibly difficult challenge trying to determine your age.



only tit pics can resolve my dilemma.

Swizz Bitchface 3,934 8
03/02/2005 04:38 AM

Speaking of painful areas to tattoo, the two most painful areas I've had tattooed so far is the ditch of my elbow (the inside bendy part) and by the sternum. The tattoos I have on areas with the least amount of flesh over bone (my collarbone, entire shin, and wristbone) actually hurt the least.

REAPERR-FU 12,322 8
03/02/2005 05:18 AM

Da plane. Da plane.