Phuc 237,919 21
03/04/2005 09:48 AM

You are the man.



...but I still can't connect that voice to that face. I imagined you sounding more like Marcellus Wallace.

TableTopJane-double clickin' on my mizouse 173,958 15
03/04/2005 09:50 AM

What does Chris Garrett look like?



Does he look like a bitch?





Then why are you trying to Frost him like a bitch, Phuc?

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/04/2005 09:51 AM

What?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/04/2005 09:52 AM

OH...you should HEAR the other one.



He's called me 14 times so far today.

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/04/2005 09:54 AM

When did GAB become Degrassi Jr. High

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/04/2005 09:54 AM

Nope. Not batShakespeare crazy at all.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/04/2005 09:56 AM

Oh, and he's either drunk or just really, really slow minded. Uh huh huh!

TableTopJane-double clickin' on my mizouse 173,958 15
03/04/2005 09:58 AM

I talked to him myself for a while this morning. Or last night. I'm not sure what you would call it. He called at 4:30.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/04/2005 10:03 AM

ST: What do you think I should do?



CG: Go away, I guess.



Bwuhahahahahahahahaha. Classic.

Miniver 2,334 9
03/04/2005 10:04 AM

Superturkey has a great radio voice.

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
03/04/2005 10:06 AM

I bet if he talked faster that would've been a much smaller MP3.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/04/2005 10:11 AM

Superturkey has a great radio voice.



Much in the same way that Steven Wright would make a great auctioneer.

Pants 14,252 17
03/04/2005 10:19 AM

CG this is great. You have gone above and beyond the call of duty. I have no other choice but to give you a raise.



ST: "I don't what else to say but damn, you have a great radio voice."



CG:"Well, thanks."



ST:"Well I..I'm told I have a good radio voice but uh yeah you got it"



CG:"(snicker) Right."



Classic.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/04/2005 10:29 AM

Chris, you haven't been here that long. You have no IDEA how low someone here can sink.

The Seth-o 161,353 14
03/04/2005 10:30 AM

I'll have a listen later, but if it isn't superturkey, then someone has seriously hacked his account and is posting from the same IP his name shows up on his old posts. Usually things are answered by the most convoluted, unlikely and complex solutions, and clearly this is one of those cases.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/04/2005 10:33 AM

ChiChi, that's a phenomena known as Occam's Toothbrush.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 10:37 AM

Please, Chris, tell me that was all on the air.

The Seth-o 161,353 14
03/04/2005 10:39 AM

Bwhaahahaaa. Oh man, that was a good conversation.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 10:40 AM

That is some classic Shakespeare, Chris. You are a god. Granted, a god of something small, like toilet plungers, nonetheless a diety.



Superturkey needs to step away from the crack pipe.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 10:42 AM

and having heard Turkey speak, I now have a much lower opinion of Miricles, knowing that she consdered that worthy of opening her legs to.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 11:19 AM

Get clicking folks. Chris deserves two full pee tubes for posting that.

The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
03/04/2005 11:22 AM

Can we get a swearbotted version of the same thing ?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/04/2005 11:23 AM

Anyone have an idea how to host the other one? 18 MB?

The Seth-o 161,353 14
03/04/2005 11:37 AM

My conversation.

His Royal Highness Prime President Nachos 57,521 23
03/04/2005 11:42 AM

So not only is Turkey a chronic alcoholic, but he's also a stoned surfer?



Cool!

His Royal Highness Prime President Nachos 57,521 23
03/04/2005 11:45 AM

At this juncture, I'd like to point out that I do in fact realise the term 'stoned surfer' may contain a degree of redundancy...

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/04/2005 11:54 AM

Ok, here are the next two parts of the ongoing Chris Garrett/Superturkey conversation.



Part one

Part two



Keep in mind that this is on Tripod, folks. You'll most likely have to right click and save to listen and there's no telling when it will crash entirely.

daisypie 49,378 9
03/04/2005 12:01 PM

Hey, Chris, I've got plans to be away for the weekend... Is the weather going to be o.k.?

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/04/2005 12:04 PM

On the links above, right click and "copy link location" and then paste that into a new browser window. It should work like that.

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/04/2005 12:04 PM

Seth that was wrong.

The Seth-o 161,353 14
03/04/2005 12:06 PM

But I support gay marriage!

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/04/2005 12:07 PM

Well good. but give yourself a time out anyway

daisypie 49,378 9
03/04/2005 12:08 PM

If Turkey passes basic training to become a soldier in the United States

Armed Forces, the terrorists have won...

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/04/2005 12:08 PM

Oh, I am sorry for being retarded. He called you.

daisypie 49,378 9
03/04/2005 12:10 PM

...Right-click worked fine for me, thanks, Frat.



And a HUGE thanks to Mr. Garrett!

The Seth-o 161,353 14
03/04/2005 12:10 PM

Actually I used my phone's intercom and recorded the phone tracks, then I recorded another track of me and put them together. I mean, uh, he called me. From his home. At 100 Turkey Lane, Turkey Town, Turkmenistan.

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/04/2005 12:12 PM

Okay, this whole thing is wrong. This thread needs to be deleted too.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/04/2005 12:20 PM

Not until I get my hundred dollars...no wait...my five figures....





whatever.

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/04/2005 12:23 PM

Seriously, it sound like this is a human being that needs help. YOu should be ashamed of yourself.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 12:25 PM

SHUT UP. You're just a Frost-ing weatherman, and I've done your job.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 12:27 PM

Best I can tell, "I'm on a $20 Crack Rock" is an admission to sucking dick for drugs, right?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/04/2005 12:31 PM

Trix, listen.



First of all, I didn't post these to be vindictive. He IMmed me this morning with his number, and the words "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE." So, I called..he hung up, and IMMEDATELY called me back. I roll tape on EVERYONE who calls the studio. My only reason for posting the first call was to try to show that he has been lying...not to be an Emerson. Only THEN did he call me back..OVER AND OVER and OVER again. This "second" call is actually more like my fifth. I posted this because I wanted everyone to see what kind of an Emerson he can be, and what Miracles must go through CONSTANTLY.



Should I be ashamed? no.

If it offends you, sorry. I am not here to make enemies...but DON'T LISTEN if it bothers you.



I KNOW he needs help.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
03/04/2005 12:34 PM

Still getting to know people here.



But, when I started posting was when this all started to go bad. It has been comedy you can find no where but here. Yes it is Jr High schoolish. But as a adult and those involved being of age(can't say adult) I laugh my ass off that this is actually happening. At 1st ,back in December I think, I thought it to be a running joke. But now I am just glad it is still going on.



Some of the funniest Shakespeare I have read on this site comes from what is said to or about this whole thing. It also shows how quick minded some of you are as you respond to what is said by those 2. You cant plan somethings so funny when most of this is spontainious{sp?}.



Chris that was the best thing I have heard in a while. You deserve to be clicked all day. I don't know many that would have held back like you did and how perfectly you said things. You sound like a mix of Larry Lujack and Ted Keddeny. Thanks for the laughs as this has me rollin more than doobs.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/04/2005 12:34 PM

Call THIS the intervention.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
03/04/2005 12:36 PM

I'm at a loss here.



It doesnt bother me, But I can't listen.

(no speakers)

AHHHHH!!!

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/04/2005 12:39 PM

"Best I can tell, "I'm on a $20 Crack Rock" is an admission to sucking dick for drugs, right?"



HAs there been some admission of criminal activity mentioned yet. I certain person was held accountable on another board for posts when another person filed a lawsuit againt them for stalking. Those calls need to come down and this thread needs to be deleted. I emailed Trae and John.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 12:40 PM

Sombrero. Go buy some $5 headphones.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/04/2005 12:47 PM

Trix, what CG is doing is perfectly legal.



It's legal to tape a phone conversation as long as at least one party is aware of the recording.



Turky called CG. CG has every right to record it and post it.



Granted, he's setting a dangerous precident on the Internet. Nobody has every posted a recording of another human doing something stupid.

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/04/2005 12:49 PM

He has admitted to serious drug use in the conversation now. Is Chis an accessory for not reporting it the athorities. Proffessor Nuttbutter JJD.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/04/2005 12:49 PM

Trix, when I was 22 I did acid a few times.



You better call the cops.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
03/04/2005 12:50 PM

Yeah. Right.



Or I can just wait.

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/04/2005 12:51 PM

My Trixxie Sense is tingling. I forsee no good comming of this. Ignrore the Trixxie to your own peril.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 12:51 PM

I've been waiting for this. I'm turning you in, Nuttbutter.



Bwah-hah-ahah-a-h-a-h-ha. </evil laugh>

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/04/2005 12:52 PM

My Trixxie Sense is tingling.



Did the UPS man just show up?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/04/2005 12:55 PM

Whoa, Whoa whoa.



First of all...listen again...THIS is what he says...



"I appreciate everything you said, which amounts to a $20 crack rock. Right now."

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
03/04/2005 12:57 PM

Trixxe since you also know and heard the same thing. Is it not your job now to call the flatfoot?



I thought he said "and which amounts to a $20.oo crack rock, right now".

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/04/2005 12:57 PM

He sounds like he is on something.

His Royal Highness Prime President Nachos 57,521 23
03/04/2005 12:57 PM

Trixx,



Stalking issues aside, he actually says 'I appreciate everything you said, with me. And which amounts to a, a $20 crack rock right now'.



No admission of hard drug use at all.



If anyone else needs anything transcribed, just let me know....I've been told I'm great with aural...

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/04/2005 12:57 PM

Yeah, Chris, but then he goes on to say "I'm going to run with scissors."

His Royal Highness Prime President Nachos 57,521 23
03/04/2005 12:59 PM

<action>fulfills his Gab role as triple-redundancy</action>

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/04/2005 12:59 PM

He sounds like he is on something.



We should have called the cops on you every single day for the past six years.

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,835 9
03/04/2005 01:19 PM

Can someone transcribe these "alleged" conversations?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/04/2005 01:21 PM

ST: youre a Frost-ing Emerson.



Me. heh heh heh..



ST: Youre a piece of Shakespeare



Me: Heh heh heh..whatever.



ST: I slur alot.



Me: Heh heh heh Whatever.

The Seth-o 161,353 14
03/04/2005 01:24 PM

Not to split hairs or anything, but 20 bucks seems like a lot to pay for a crack rock.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
03/04/2005 01:27 PM

Use to freebase but never smoked the rock.



I hear it Frosts you up. I even heard it makes a turkey think it can fly.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
03/04/2005 01:28 PM

I refuse to take part in any threads which, in any way, resemble soap operas or after school specials.

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,835 9
03/04/2005 01:28 PM

You know, all this talk of crack rock makes me wonder:



You hear all the time about people doing sexy things for a crack rock. Is the reason why dealers started dealing so they could get sexiness on the cheap?

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
03/04/2005 01:33 PM

Most start to support their own habit. The crack whores women come after.







Or so I've heard.

His Royal Highness Prime President Nachos 57,521 23
03/04/2005 01:34 PM

Nope...that's pimps. Most dealers just do it to fund their own habits...

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 01:37 PM

You're assuming one crack addict sucking off another crack addict is a "sexy thing".

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/04/2005 01:40 PM

I refuse to take part in any threads which, in any way, resemble soap operas or after school specials.



Tune in tomorrow for A Very Special Episode of gab when ChiChi Filipe gets molested by the guy at the bike shop.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
03/04/2005 01:40 PM

I've got these cheeseburgers, man.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/04/2005 01:50 PM

It would appear that clickies are broken. That's all I'm sayin'.

BobJohnson - Hail Hynkel 178,045 22
03/04/2005 02:18 PM

This thread is off to a good start, but it needs people throwing chairs at each other and an audience chanting someone's name before it will be popular.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/04/2005 02:20 PM

<action>throws shoe at Bob</action>

I realize I'm not a female or from New Jersey but still...

BobJohnson - Hail Hynkel 178,045 22
03/04/2005 02:23 PM

"(Frat)Ber-ry! (Frat)Ber-ry! (Frat)Ber-ry!"

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 02:24 PM

You know the funny thing is Turkey is off sleeping it off right now, and he's gonna wake up in the next couple of hours and come STRAIGHT HERE.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/04/2005 02:27 PM

But he hasn't been here for like, 5 days.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/04/2005 02:27 PM

Its all your damn fault for not letting him call himself superchicken in the first place.

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 02:29 PM

Hah! What were you on, man?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
03/04/2005 02:35 PM

Probably the toilet.

Fluro 14,139 11
03/04/2005 02:49 PM

Chris's voice is awesome. It sounds so funny to hear chris talking about gab.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/04/2005 03:07 PM

I can't get the second ones to work. Seems it's violated Tripod's terms of service and was removed.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
03/04/2005 03:10 PM

From what I hear, Fratberry violates animals lots of things.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/04/2005 03:11 PM

Damn it, you guys.. You actually talk to these things? Don't you know that once you get your scent on them, their mothers with never take them back!?





Turkey: That was about one third me, if I remember right..

Bobcountry: Uh-huh.

Turkey: ..and it was part You.. and part Frogpop.

Bobcountry: Nnnno, it wasn't me.. *chuckle*

Turkey: rrrreally.. *stunned silence as Turkey's house of cards comes falling down all around him.. on second thought, he realizes it was probably G Gordon Liddy, in the rumpus room, with the door knob ALL ALONG!*



Oh, sorry everbody.. I guess it's my fault afterall. My Bad!

DemoMonkey. Period. 166,252 10
03/04/2005 03:13 PM

Nothing with Kings,

Nothing with Crowns,

Bring on the lovers,

Liars and Clowns!



Old situations,

New complications,

Nothing portentous or polite:

Tragedy tomorrow -



Comedy

Comedy

Comedy



TONIGGGHHHT!

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/04/2005 03:15 PM

Yep, fratberry.tripod.com is gone for good. Gotta love that Tripod. I held onto that site for five years without doing a thing to it and they let it hang around. Today I upload a couple of harmless mp3 files and drive their bandwidth nuts and they yank the entire site.



Yay, GAB!

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/04/2005 03:23 PM

Heh.



Gotta love that Tripod. I held onto that site for five years without doing a thing to it and they let it hang around. Today I upload a couple of harmless mp3 files and drive their bandwidth nuts and they yank the entire site.

EllaL 800 8
03/04/2005 03:26 PM

how scared should i be that turkey sounds like one of my friends and chris sounds like one of my relatives?

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/04/2005 03:46 PM

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

EllaL 800 8
03/04/2005 03:53 PM

gooooood point. though my favorite male cousin is in a band and in his last music video he looked pretty wasted. but he looked okay at turkeyween and one of his songs got picked up by WB. yay! sorry, i have ADD, I get a little sidetracked. *goes back to music, homework, and chatting*

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
03/04/2005 06:38 PM

He sounds like one of those Emersons you see on Jerry Springer.



I gotta call bullShakespeare too.

Mr. Mass of Incandescent Glass 25,340 11
03/04/2005 06:58 PM

Jesus. It's like a young Walter Cronkite duking it out with Keanu Reeves recovering from a stroke. Brilliant.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
03/04/2005 07:04 PM

TURKEY SOUNDS LIKE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!





You've got awesome dj radio voice skills, Chris. You're pretty much my favorite animal.

millie 116,988 28
03/04/2005 09:14 PM

Naw, Turkey sounds like Joe Walsh.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
03/04/2005 09:44 PM

My conversation.



Is this the place to renew my ChiChi is God membership card? Or is this the line for Space Mountain?

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/04/2005 09:45 PM

Holy Shakespeare. I just listened to them.



I'm gonna turn gay, and make CG turn gay, and let him Frost me in the ass.



That was so beautiful.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
03/04/2005 09:52 PM

I WANNA DO IT!





























fag

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/04/2005 09:57 PM

Joe Walsh, with a bit of Gary Bussey mixed in.

Daggy 86,705 14
03/04/2005 10:25 PM

Isn't it weird to actually hear GAB names spoken by a real human being, that we've only ever typed or thunk before?

Hrududu: Harry Potter stunt double. 3,003 0
03/04/2005 10:33 PM

For Turkey.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
03/05/2005 07:57 PM

bump

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
03/05/2005 08:24 PM

Chris Garrett said my name on air!



*swoons*

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
03/05/2005 08:28 PM

Did Turkey mention my mother?

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/05/2005 10:44 PM

I could already imagine a radio survey with sound clips with superturkey being involved.



On a scale of 1 to 10, how repulsed are you by these comments?

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
03/05/2005 10:49 PM

But did he mention my mother? I called her in to listen.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
03/06/2005 01:55 AM

This thread needs to stay on the board some more.

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
03/06/2005 01:56 AM

I'll say. It mentions my mother.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
03/06/2005 01:57 AM

Turkey sounds like one of those midwestern dumbasses that brag about their beat up Ford Pickups and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Fillysophic 39,193 20
03/06/2005 01:59 AM

While we're on the subject of audio, is there anyway to do the voice thingy without calling long distance?

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
03/06/2005 02:01 AM

When Turkey says "I'd never, would never ever, ever post her peronal information." He sounds like Sandra Bullock when she is drunk at the beginnig of 28 days.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
03/06/2005 02:02 AM

I think he should try drinking some drano.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/06/2005 02:04 AM

Or a shotgun.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/06/2005 02:05 AM

He could try shotgunning some drano.

Dweezil Meniketti 77,546 17
03/06/2005 03:58 AM

<action>

millie 116,988 28
03/12/2005 03:58 PM

I think Turkey needs help as well. I also think it's sad that he allows this message board to have so much importance in his life.



I don't think anyone here should feel guilty if he takes things they say to heart.



Anyone who has lived with an addict knows that only one person can save him--himself. No matter what anyone does or says, they are not to blame for what that person decides to do, just as they can't make him better.



He has to stop blaming others for bad things in his life and realize that most of his problems can be solved if he gets the help he needs.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 03:59 PM

I, personally, wouldn't give two Shakespeares if he killed himself.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/12/2005 04:05 PM

Dammit. Almost a whole week without a post in it.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 04:15 PM

We can do better.

Fillysophic 39,193 20
03/12/2005 04:18 PM

Yeah, and both of you are helping the cause so much.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 05:36 PM

If he kills himself I'll feel like I've helped the cause alot.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/12/2005 05:39 PM

And there was much rejoicing.

daisypie 49,378 9
03/12/2005 05:49 PM

This conversation is not a cry for help, it's a clarion call for birth control...























...or retroactive abortion.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 06:13 PM

That's kind of the way I look at it.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/12/2005 07:12 PM

I'd rather laugh at him being a total Frost-bag than to be concerned with him getting mental help. If he can't take a joke, Frost him. He proves time and time again that he's a dickhead, despite our attempts to bring peace to this board.



From the very beginning, he made himself look like a total ass, and even though we critisize people for that, it's only because we straighten people out in the long run. He tried to force himself upon us and it all went downhill after that. Hell, even the nutz brothers were smart enough to get out before they would have resorted to this childish and immature horseShakespeare.



Turkey resorted to trying to destroy someone's life publicly, and tried to gain acceptance and use it for comedy, and when that didn't work, he blamed us for being the cause for the problems.



Even the worst of us know when we're taking a joke too far. He doesn't get that, and get's pissed when we turn our backs on someone and something so blatantly stupid.



</rant>

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/12/2005 07:20 PM

I guess I'd better not talk about this too much, or he might take a break from his marathon of profuse masturbation, drugs and booze to come on here to bitch about us some more.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 07:22 PM

Hammerhead is the man.

Humphrey© 51,764 12
03/12/2005 08:05 PM

Chris is Casey Kasem??

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/12/2005 08:41 PM

This is way too late to make any sense, BUT, is it bad that when Marcellus Wallace was referenced I accidentally thought of Marcellus Washburn?

daisypie 49,378 9
03/12/2005 09:29 PM

Some day, and that day may never come, Hammerhead is going to be

clickied for saying something funny...

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 09:32 PM

Some day, and that day may will never come, Hammerhead is going to be

clickied for saying something funny Daisypie is going to stop being an Emerson...

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/13/2005 12:00 AM

Yes, daisypud, because I should always strive to mold my humor around your tastes.





Dick.





Joke:



The student, not necessarily a well-prepared stident, sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam. It said, "Give four advantages of breast milk."



What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best.



1. No need to boil.

2. Cats can't steal it.

3. Available whenever necessary.



Um, so far, so good. Maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write?



He sighed, frowned, scowled, but suddenly he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly scribbled his definitive answer:



4. Comes in attractive containers.

daisypie 49,378 9
03/13/2005 12:26 AM

Well look-ee here, Hammerhead can copy & paste bring the funny! Clickie for you!

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/13/2005 12:36 AM

Hammerhead is surly. Surly is funny. Therefore, Hammerhead is funny.



Appreciate Hammerhead or he will sit on you.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/13/2005 12:37 AM

And if that happens, you'll end up on a milk carton.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/13/2005 12:44 AM

Imagine being held hostage and spotting yourself on the milk carton when your captor throws you your morning rations.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/13/2005 01:12 AM

No, daisypud, I didn't copy and paste. I did however type it from another source. But I never claimed it to be original.



Please go play hide and go-Frost-yourself.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/13/2005 01:18 AM

Children! Children!

Please.. I think we can all agree that I'm really close to 15,000 clickies.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/13/2005 01:27 AM

There. Now shut up.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/13/2005 01:28 AM

Who died and made you Daggy?

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/13/2005 01:31 AM

My boobs have gotten bigger since I gave up tobacco on at the first of the year.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/13/2005 01:31 AM

I also gave up proper grammar.

Daggy 86,705 14
03/13/2005 01:34 AM

Hammerhead has a tattoo. You have to do what he says or he will chiv you!

Fillysophic 39,193 20
03/13/2005 01:46 AM

My boobs have gotten bigger since I gave up tobacco on at the first of the year.



So, if I smoke and give it up, my boobs'll get bigger? SWEET!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/13/2005 02:46 AM

150th to post!

Sour Cream and Chive Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/13/2005 10:56 AM

<action>breaks out old moniker, hands Daggy an E</action> No, Daggs, I'll chive you. Although pelting you with small pieces of green onions isn't very effective or all that hostile.





Or do you mean shiv? Because that only happens in jail. I'll just outright stab people with a brick.

JepRep - Limericking Lunatic till March 17th 58,758 13
03/13/2005 11:13 AM

Shiv or chive? I just don't know. Sounds like a perfect subject for an Ask Martha segment.

Chris Garrett, or CG 86,932 12
06/14/2005 09:32 PM

Was just reading this again...heh.

Kake-Pope of Chili town 55,555 14
06/14/2005 09:34 PM

NOOOO! YOU'RE GOING TO BUMP PUBAH'S "More on the Bus" THREAD!!!!1

I lost my Trae of thought 156,790 17
06/14/2005 09:37 PM

Shut it Kake.

























I don't know why, but I like bossing you around.

Chickens, now with DELICIOUS salmonella 286,527 61
09/21/2005 09:27 PM

bump, de Frost-ing, bump

Queen Buttercup Chance Pirate Stalker 171,275 14
09/21/2005 09:39 PM

Oh my goodness! This is the first time I have heard that! He's definatley riding the short bus! Hilarious!

Jim-Bob's Pants 2,255 8
09/21/2005 09:45 PM

Damn it! I want to laugh at the retard too, but I'm at work and can't listen.



I hate having a job.

Lila Is Sick Of Summertime 78,555 13
09/21/2005 09:50 PM

I re-read this whole thread and re-listened to the first conversation.



Comedy. Platinum.

Chickens, now with DELICIOUS salmonella 286,527 61
09/21/2005 09:51 PM

I repeat, give Chris the kudos for this thread. Click his ass.





Course I found and bumped it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/21/2005 09:52 PM

Most. pathetic clickie whoring. EVER.

Dags, Vlaccid is mah bitches! 86,705 14
09/21/2005 10:27 PM

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
09/22/2005 05:07 AM

Who died and made you Fratberry?

OG Snork 45,655 12
09/22/2005 07:52 AM

Blah blah Turkey really sucks blah blah CG is my god blah blah give me clickies bitches!

Jilly 24,693 8
09/22/2005 08:47 AM

whoa. GAB goes deeper than I ever thought.

Like sands through the hourglass...

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/22/2005 01:39 PM

Bucking Fump.