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Chris Garrett is probably dead by now...
A comedy conversation by daisypie 49,378 9
03/05/2005 04:19 PM 229 views

Just thought I'd let you pieces of Shakespeare know that, not like you care. He was hauled off by the

jack-booted thugs of the FCC, his body flailing.



I'm out now. You won't get any updates from me.

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17 Comments on "

Chris Garrett is probably dead by now...

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(Funniest: Tlaxkettle, for all your boiling needs,Chris Garrett,Dogs Akimbo)


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Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/05/2005 04:20 PM

heh. Vive la parody!

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146354
Fillysophic 39,193 20
03/05/2005 04:20 PM

Heh, flailing.

 

Side-splitting 20 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146355
Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/05/2005 04:21 PM



 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146358
Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
03/05/2005 04:22 PM

I showed Chris' picture to a Chinese guy and work, and he doesn't think he looks flail at all.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146360
Phuc 237,919 21
03/05/2005 04:24 PM

For the next week, every Chris Garrett post--even if he uses raciall-insensitive remarks--gets a clickie.



Proceeds go to Arkham Asylum.

 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146374
Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/05/2005 04:44 PM

<action>Posts randomly</action>



Hey! I got a new camera phone today!

 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146375
Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/05/2005 04:45 PM

Hey! I am going to a hockey game tonight!

 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146376
Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/05/2005 04:46 PM

Hey! I just farted, and it smells like eggs!

 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146378
Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/05/2005 04:46 PM

FOUR Mufftaurs in a row!

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146379
Fillysophic 39,193 20
03/05/2005 04:47 PM

STEEEEAAAAK!!!!!!!!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146381
daisypie 49,378 9
03/05/2005 04:48 PM

Puck you, Garrett!



...You weren't 'who's on' when I wrote that.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146394
Xxara 1,114 9
03/05/2005 05:11 PM

IT IS A STAMPEDE!!!

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1146395
Tlaxkettle, for all your boiling needs 1,423 10
03/05/2005 05:39 PM

"IT IS A STAMPEDE!!!"



...More like a gay rodeo.

 

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Bonky 75,733 15
03/05/2005 06:05 PM





Hey! Don't steal my schtick. It's all I gots!

 

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Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
03/05/2005 07:13 PM

Not true! You've got the unfailling admiration and respect of everyone here!











































Hey! Don't steal Bonky's schtick. It's all she gots!

 

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Sylvester 4,465 9
03/05/2005 10:21 PM

Hey CG! Good luck with the oldies station Monday.

 

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daisypie 49,378 9
03/06/2005 02:45 AM

Hey CG! Good luck with that rash, hope it clears up by Monday.