The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/07/2005 03:45 PM

Queing Trae, 5...4...3...

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/07/2005 03:47 PM

I just wanted to be the first to post that, in reference to the title.



Now, after reading your post, and looking at the picture, I have to say CG is pretty much my favorite animal.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
03/07/2005 03:50 PM

Thats cool Shakespeare! I had one too.

Ditdah 123,102 14
03/07/2005 03:50 PM

Why does he look so sad? He should be thrilled he has such a cool dad.





And let us know when the services are - you are not even going to have a chance for a divorce.

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
03/07/2005 03:50 PM

No! If he's getting a divorce, he's MINE.



If your wife doesn't kill you, that is.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/07/2005 03:51 PM

Holy Shakespeare, dude. Please videotape your wife's response tonight. Your ass is going to hurt so much when she's done with the rough sodomy.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/07/2005 03:59 PM

For Ditdah...a happier picture...I think.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/07/2005 04:01 PM

It's not centered.

Ditdah 123,102 14
03/07/2005 04:02 PM

Much better!



When your wife is inserting her foot so far up your ass you taste leater, just remember that you raised you son's coolness factor at school by 1000%.

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
03/07/2005 04:03 PM

It's not even! You suck as a gay man.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/07/2005 04:04 PM

No...his mohawk is straight...it's his forehead thats slightly off-center.



The doctor said it was a slight birth-defect, Emerson.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
03/07/2005 04:05 PM

You may be getting divorced, but your son is gonna have allllll the bitches.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/07/2005 04:05 PM

Heh. ok. kidding.

Pants 14,252 17
03/07/2005 04:07 PM

It's not centered.



No doubt Oliver. Mr. T would kick his ass for a Shakespearety cut like the one he gave his kid.

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,835 9
03/07/2005 04:09 PM

I pity the fool.

20 Butch Chickens 286,527 61
03/07/2005 04:13 PM

He's sad because he has seen his future and it is not pretty.

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/07/2005 04:20 PM

When your wife is bitching, say, woman! I aint got no time fo jibba jabba.

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/07/2005 04:23 PM

Wait, you keep clippers in the bathroom at work? You cut your kid's hair with your pube clippers! You're sick!

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
03/07/2005 04:26 PM

Well if you're already going to get in trouble, I say stop by the drug store for some of that colored hair glue.



Blue is a good color.

Pubah, Just Incurable 56,805 18
03/07/2005 04:26 PM

I ain't got time for yo jibba jabba

A sure way to get BITCH SLAPPED



ANd divorced...proceed at your own risk

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/07/2005 04:31 PM

Seperated at birth?

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
03/07/2005 04:31 PM

Heh...your wife is going to castrate you.

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
03/07/2005 04:41 PM

But Phuc, everyone looks fat in a moomoo.

Pubah, Just Incurable 56,805 18
03/07/2005 04:43 PM

<action>can't help himself</action>

except Tantalizinly Trecherous Trae

Pubah, Just Incurable 56,805 18
03/07/2005 04:46 PM

<action>Ever post then realize you could have/should have said something funnier></action>



I MENT Tantailizingly Tittied Trae



I know, I know...Pubah, you suck! Shut up and go away!

Pubah, Just Incurable 56,805 18
03/07/2005 04:46 PM

<action>Ever post then realize you could have/should have said something funnier?</action>



I MENT Tantailizingly Tittied Trae



I know, I know...Pubah, you suck! Shut up and go away!

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/07/2005 04:53 PM

what?



And you spelled meant wrong both times, dickhead.

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
03/07/2005 06:55 PM

Okay, given the pictures we've seen of Chris Garrett, in this thread alone...



And given the fact that this woman married him....



She'll probably think its funny as Shakespeare.



After the initial jaw drop, I would probably laugh too. Unless it were my daughter.

His Royal Highness Prime President Nachos 57,521 23
03/07/2005 07:16 PM

Seperated at birth?



Actually I think that would be your wife and your son...

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
03/07/2005 07:17 PM

This is the kid that plays GTA on a pretty regular basis, no?



She's only going to yell a little and he's going to tell her to "Shut the Frost up, biotch."



Then she will kill you.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/07/2005 07:58 PM

You have to wonder what teachers think when the folks send their little Joe Dirts to school with haircuts like that, spoutin off dialogue from GTA.





You are OTAY in my book C.G.





C.G. have you gone to your kids school yet and talked to the class about being a radio DJ yet ?

Ditdah 123,102 14
03/07/2005 09:37 PM

Ok CG - I see you are logged on. Are you alive? Wife didn't kill you?

QksilverGirl 110 9
03/07/2005 10:24 PM

At least it's not a mullet...then both your son AND wife would kill you.

My bet's on the kid--he's gotta go to school in the morning.

ringworm 68,315 13
03/07/2005 10:34 PM

and punk's still dead.

Dead Battery, just keeps on going 2,533 9
03/08/2005 02:21 AM

Mohawks are ALWAYS in style. And the bigger the better. We short <a href="guys

have to compensate somehow.



*Not work safe. ANd painful to watch.*

Dead Battery, just keeps on going 2,533 9
03/08/2005 02:25 AM

"Mohawks are ALWAYS in style. And the bigger the better. We short <a href="guys

have to compensate somehow.



*Not work safe. ANd painful to watch.*"



I don't know how I Frosted that up... Maha me as you pass...

Here is the real>link.

Jakeypants 13,437 11
03/08/2005 02:55 AM

"When Jim says he's going celibate, he means it!"

daisypie 49,378 9
03/08/2005 03:53 AM

Kid looks good with the mohawk... Now THIS is something I could see you wife being upset about.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/08/2005 04:43 AM

The ship..

The ship..

The ship is on fire.

millie 116,988 28
03/08/2005 04:55 AM

That poor child! He looks like he's smiling through his tears.

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
03/08/2005 09:43 AM

So..... what happened??

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/08/2005 09:52 AM

She didn't notice.



American Idol was on.



I think it's still evolving.

Delicious Lesbian Sea Turtle 156,790 17
03/08/2005 09:56 AM

No, I meant with the divorce....

Year of the Chickens 286,527 61
03/08/2005 10:25 AM

She's ALWAYS Fishing.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/08/2005 10:31 AM

I just hate it when she starts chumming the waters.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
03/08/2005 10:42 AM

You know, they say divorce is hardest on the internet messaging board friends.

Zippies Drainage 2,735 9
03/12/2005 04:02 PM

Save yourself! Shave the neighbors cat and fix it before she cathces on. I recomend a bait of ketchup and fish hooks

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 04:04 PM

If she hasn't caught on in four days, Chris is probably already in the clear.

EllaL 800 8
03/12/2005 04:12 PM

kid's not said in that first pic, he's badass!

Father brandon 600 9
03/12/2005 04:16 PM

Your right, he is not said, but he is looking mighty badass.

EllaL 800 8
03/12/2005 09:16 PM

erm....look over there!

millie 116,988 28
03/12/2005 09:19 PM

Damn, someone else has my icon now!



That purple page was annoying, too.

EllaL 800 8
03/12/2005 09:30 PM

*sticks her tail between her legs* i'm sorry, i just wanted to be black. How to make it all better?

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 09:34 PM

Technically, it's Lloyds icon, Millie. Incidently, do you do anything besides complain?

millie 116,988 28
03/12/2005 09:54 PM

I want to be black, too.



I took this one because there were too many cats, and people kept calling other cats who were saying dumb things by my name.



I suppose since you're named Ella, like the singer, you can keep it.



Lloyd has not been around for a while, Donkey.



I sometimes take a break from complaining to do other things, but not often.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 09:56 PM

Lloyd has not been around for a while, Donkey.



You don't see anyone claiming Codeslave's icon, and he hasn't been here for years.

millie 116,988 28
03/12/2005 10:03 PM

So, which icon should I use? I associate too many of the other ones with other Gabbers.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 10:32 PM

I was being facetious. After you've been here 6 years, none of them will associate with anyone.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/13/2005 12:07 AM

<action>pets his icon</action>

Ditdah 123,102 14
03/13/2005 12:09 AM

HH, I think that post belongs in the "Names" thread.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/13/2005 12:13 AM

If codeslave's icon was one of the choices, I would think more people might actually try to use it. I'm just sayin'.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/13/2005 12:14 AM

Then again, my personal favorite is ringworm's icon.

Napkin is a Sissy Goat 30,762 12
03/15/2005 02:35 AM

I like Chi-Chi's icon.

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/15/2005 09:13 AM

Somebody should Shave www.zug.com into their kid's head.

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/15/2005 09:16 AM

Or into their pubes.



But I suspect that's already been done though.

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/15/2005 09:18 AM

Not their kid's pubes. Their own.

Trae 156,790 17
12/11/2005 10:24 PM

Cool. Phantom thread bump.



One can only hope it's a sign. By one, I mean me.



MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Chance doesnt like to share. 171,275 14
12/11/2005 10:26 PM

<action> glares </action>Nice going TRAE! I wanted to see what happened from here if no one posted.

Fratberry 282,931 53
12/11/2005 10:45 PM

Its the ghost of christmas bump.

Chickens N Sweet Brown Rice 08 286,527 61
06/06/2006 06:42 AM

10 bump