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My Plan Is Failing
A comedy conversation by Mwahiy 5,425 9
03/07/2005 09:56 PM 277 views
Dear Gabber,



Recently I exposed that I was trying to obtained the most prestegious of awards on Zug ("Reciever of Most Negative Clickies of ALL Time").



But, that plan seems to failing, because as of now I have 3 Times the number of positive clickies than I have negative...Which is the opposite direction I am aiming for.



So please, if you decide to comment on this, give me all the negative clickies you can muster and help me attain my life-time goal.



Thank You.



Yours truly,

Mwahiy

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My Plan Is Failing

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Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1147976
Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
03/07/2005 09:57 PM

Haha, I gave you a clickie.
 

Side-splitting 17 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1147977
Daggy 86,705 14
03/07/2005 09:57 PM

Gee, I'd love to help, but I just don't want to.
 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1147979
Mwahiy 5,425 9
03/07/2005 09:57 PM

Here I will even give you more chances to give me negative clickies...
 

Side-splitting 11 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1147980
Mwahiy 5,425 9
03/07/2005 09:58 PM

Like here
 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1147981
Mwahiy 5,425 9
03/07/2005 09:58 PM

And here
 

Side-splitting 10 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1147982
Mwahiy 5,425 9
03/07/2005 09:58 PM

Also over here
 

Side-splitting 12 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1147983
Virnomine 79,386 11
03/07/2005 09:58 PM

I'm on the nega-negaclick wagon.



I don't give them, so tough Shakespeare Froster. Figured you'd be used to failure by now, cap'n chuckleFrost.
 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1147984
Mwahiy 5,425 9
03/07/2005 09:59 PM

Thank you for your contributions!



Have a spifferific day!
 

Side-splitting 13 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1147987
Mwahiy 5,425 9
03/07/2005 10:00 PM

Goddamn, I hate you people...
 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1148413
Mwahiy 5,425 9
03/08/2005 04:46 PM

Woo I now have 8 negalickies!

But I now have 10 posilickies, BOOOOOO!!!
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1148417
The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/08/2005 04:50 PM

You have a ways to go.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1148419
dropkick brody 43,090 12
03/08/2005 04:54 PM

This better not be a plot to reverse phychology us into giving you ottos...



And I only ever gave one maha, to zaphod or boxx and that was by total accident.
 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1148420
Mwahiy 5,425 9
03/08/2005 04:54 PM

You forgot the "Sweet tits" part there Reverend...
 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1148421
Mwahiy 5,425 9
03/08/2005 04:57 PM

God I hope I'm not trying reverse psychology...I'd probably wind up hurting myself.
 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217736
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 01:30 PM

~bump~
 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217737
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 01:32 PM

Sorry fellow Gabbers,



Please replace all the Negalickies an posilickies and such with ottos and mahas, as I didnt know the correct terminology at the time of this writing.
 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217738
TEDphat 6,408 9
06/11/2005 01:34 PM

Shakespeare, I was hoping this plan of yours involved sleeping pills and a Drain-o cocktail.
 

  3 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217739
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 01:36 PM

That's for next week...I'm trying to from a suicide pact. Anyone wanna join?
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217740
nikteacher 234 7
06/11/2005 01:50 PM

I'm new to the community so I think I'll start by giving a friendly hand to your quest
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217741
Jopeck 395 8
06/11/2005 01:51 PM

Ok.









You first.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217742
nikteacher 234 7
06/11/2005 01:53 PM

Early afternoon in America? Bloody hell! It's nearly 7PM here in Poland. Never thought about timezones before but this feels damn peculiar.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217743
nikteacher 234 7
06/11/2005 01:55 PM

Uh-uh. I'm not gonna kill myself. I've got plenty to live for. I just want to make Mwahiy happy with his clickie thing.
 

  3 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217744
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 02:00 PM

I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!!
 

  3 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217745
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 02:02 PM

Only 3 more mahas till I tie with my ottos!!!
 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217809
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 04:59 PM

OMG WHO THE Frost IS GIVING ME ALL THESE GODDAM OTTOS!?!?!?!?!?! IMMA KILL YOU ALL DEAD!!!
 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217812
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:05 PM

Mwahiy, I can't even muster the emotions required to hate you. You cause me to feel absolutely nothing. You are exactly the same as every other attention grabbing basement dweller we get here.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217813
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 05:07 PM

I'm just asking for negative attention...It's not like I'm really taking anything from the comedic genius's around here...I'm sorry Jane :(
 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217816
Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
06/11/2005 05:11 PM

You know you're a loser when you can't even fail correctly.
 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217817
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:11 PM

Aw, it's okay. The cute little frowning guy at the end of your post made me feel warm and fuzzy towards you now.







I'd love to see you cry.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217818
Senior Destructor: Bored with his name 60,724 12
06/11/2005 05:11 PM

MwaDick, you want negative attention, go here with all the other "depressed" teenagers.
 

173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:12 PM

Are you sure you don't just need to take a Shakespeare, Jane?
 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217822
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:14 PM

I'm just waiting for you to fall asleep, Donk...
 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217823
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 05:14 PM

:'(





and that person seemed to be happy that they haven't done the deed for about a month
 

173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:14 PM

If I wake up with a mouthful of Shakespeare, don't try to blame it on the dog.
 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217839
Miracles 22,430 0
06/11/2005 05:44 PM

Oh man, Jane and Donk. I totally can't wait to find out which one of you will turn into the "turkey" half of your relationship.
 

Side-splitting 15 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217841
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:46 PM

my guess, Miracles, is that it's going to be me.





After all, I have the most in common with Turkey. We both throw like a girl. We both cry like a girl. Neither of us has testicles.

 

173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:47 PM

I have something in common with Turkey.



I think she's a stupid Carroll.
 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217844
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:47 PM

Golly. I hope he means Miracles and not me.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217845
Errol 10,584 9
06/11/2005 05:47 PM

Jane, I don't know why, but today, you're my hero.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217846
Miracles 22,430 0
06/11/2005 05:48 PM

Thanks, Donk. Perhaps after that I should forward Janey some of the emails you sent me... hmmm?
 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217847
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:50 PM

Miracles, I gotta say, I don't really care what you forward me.





But this is a reminder to me that I really shouldn't stop next time and worry about what happens to you. Don't drag me into this Shakespeare. I was being nice.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217849
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 05:50 PM

Geeze can't you people move this elsewhere? I'm gettin tired of checkin up on the new posts and it doesnt involve me and my plan. Or my accumulation of Mahas for that matter...
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217850
Miracles 22,430 0
06/11/2005 05:51 PM

I was talking to Donk - not you.
 

173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:54 PM

I can't imagine what e-mail you have kept that she'd be interested in, since I haven't much spoken to you since I got involved with Jane. And I've kept no secrets from her. If you want to manufacture something, go ahead. Jane's pretty good at seeing through bullShakespeare.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217854
I am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection 6,902 12
06/11/2005 05:55 PM

I am not giving you otto's because 1. your really not making me laugh, and 2. you don't want them. I am not mahaing you though because not very many people want to be the guy that gives out a ton of mahas. i have given 7 of them and i feel bad enough about it.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217855
Miracles 22,430 0
06/11/2005 05:55 PM

Not really if she is still friends with Eric.
 

Side-splitting 8 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217856
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:57 PM

I like cheese.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217857
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 05:57 PM

Rather unproductive day... I started out with 28 ottos and 20 mahas an now I have 64 ottos and 34 mahas. dammit
 

Side-splitting 9 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217858
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
06/11/2005 05:57 PM

Bwahahaha, Miracles can't sustain her own relationship so she's trying to take down others.



So ironic considering the thread title.
 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217859
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 05:58 PM

and now I'm just giving jane clickies cuz i dont hate her as much as she hates me
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217860
Miracles 22,430 0
06/11/2005 05:59 PM

I'm not taking down others. I just think it is ironic that the people who made fun of Eric and I the most at the beginning of our relationship are the people who are doing the same thing we did.
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217861
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:59 PM

No. Don't do that.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217862
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 05:59 PM

If there's anything I hate, it's auto clicking.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217864
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 06:00 PM

I'd like to be able to say that I earned every single one of my clickies.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217865
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 06:00 PM

I just got a paper cut on my tongue.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217866
La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
06/11/2005 06:00 PM

I hope it doesn't keep me from eating cheese.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217868
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 06:01 PM

Alrighty then I'll stop, although I feel you have earned them all
 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217870
Zippies Vaginal Drainage 2,735 9
06/11/2005 06:02 PM

I'll give you a few dozen negative clickies if it will shut you the Frost up! Here's a deal for you, I'll give you 1 negative clickie for every day you don't post, If you stop now I'll give you one for today at midnight
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1217876
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 06:03 PM

Well...I'd rather have all the zug members give me 1 then just have 1 person give me 12 and plus i gotta earn them
 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1218099
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 11:41 PM

74 ottos and 35 mahas...seriously who's giving me these damn ottos?
 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1218108
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 11:48 PM

I think I have a stalker or something...trying to keep me from succeding..........bastard...
 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1218111
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/11/2005 11:51 PM

Dude...stop it...It's taking me 1 step further from my goal...an u as my fan don't want the do you??
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1218672
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/13/2005 12:09 AM

Holy Shakespeare...look at my rankings...



Most Active: 841 Funniest this Month: 38 Funniest of all time: 497



totally the opposite direction I'm trying to achieve here...
 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1218678
Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
06/13/2005 12:15 AM

"Receiver of Most Mahas of ALL Time."



Not even close. SR gets both more Ottos and Mahas with a single post then you've gotten all day.



But the Ottos are only because some of the bleeding heart liberals here still feel bad about that whole smallpox-infected blankets thing a while ago.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1218694
Mwahiy 5,425 9
06/13/2005 12:37 AM

I'm like 1/16 indian if that helps...?
 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1219495
Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
06/13/2005 10:45 PM

We would just need a smaller blanket.
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