Father brandon 600 9
03/12/2005 04:29 AM

I am Half English, Half French. The forbidden mix.

Daggy 86,705 14
03/12/2005 04:32 AM

My Dad was Irish, my Mum was born in Ireland but grew up in England, her parents were Irish. I was born in England and have lived in Australia for 3,000 years.



The pizza is better here.



My cat is both Himalayan and Persian.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/12/2005 04:35 AM

Danish-German / Irish-Scotch



mmm... scotch..

Lamburger 33,017 9
03/12/2005 04:36 AM

Mmmm danish...

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/12/2005 04:37 AM

Half French half Italian





Little bits of other stuff but not worth mentioning. (The Romans got around, and the French had lots of visitors)

Lamburger 33,017 9
03/12/2005 04:38 AM

Hey Chit, you have any Irish in you?

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
03/12/2005 04:39 AM

I have no idea what I'm made of, but I do know I'm a direct ancestor of Benedict Arnold.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/12/2005 04:39 AM

I like to think of myself as a Kraut-Mick, just like Tom Hagen.

Daggy 86,705 14
03/12/2005 04:39 AM

Stop saying Scotch!





Any fule knos it is Scottish.







Peasants!

Lunchbox de la Coq 14,650 10
03/12/2005 04:40 AM

traitor!

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/12/2005 04:41 AM

Somehow I ended up with some White White kin in the midwest that were Welsh, brit, Irish..........last name was Williams, but I am unclear on it all to be honest.

Fluro 14,139 11
03/12/2005 04:41 AM

English, Irish, Scottish. No french.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/12/2005 04:42 AM

Scot-Irish/Souix Indian/English and/or Northern European on my paternal side, and Dutch/German/Northern European on my maternal side.

Lamburger 33,017 9
03/12/2005 04:42 AM

Well if you'd like more Irish in you...let me know.

Lunchbox de la Coq 14,650 10
03/12/2005 04:44 AM

My ancestry is unsure, but I know I'm a total mutt. We think there's French, English, Native American, and Swiss blood in the family, and at some point by surname was Jewish.

Fluro 14,139 11
03/12/2005 04:45 AM

<action> Apologies in advance </action>

Any of you guys have kiwi in you? No? Want some?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/12/2005 04:46 AM

And Tabby, you'd be a decendant, not an ancestor, unless you're posting from some fracture in the space/time continuum on your slate tablet from your hay loft/bedroom.

Lunchbox de la Coq 14,650 10
03/12/2005 04:46 AM

<action>bends over</action>



kee-wee mee!

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
03/12/2005 04:46 AM

I've got ancestry that goes back to Latvia and Russia, that general area. I must also have had family in other parts of Europe, because I had a great aunt and uncle with those nifty holocaust tattoos.

Father brandon 600 9
03/12/2005 04:46 AM

No thanks, I just ate. The fruit, the bird, or your coleridge?

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/12/2005 04:47 AM

Not sure I want it in me, but I'm down for a trip or two into Ireland.

Father brandon 600 9
03/12/2005 04:47 AM

*Aims at Fluro*

Fluro 14,139 11
03/12/2005 04:47 AM

and by "guys" I know you do realise that the only collective i'm referring to is the female population but I don't want to give any of you men faulse hope. Especially Chickens, becuase he craves my Coleridge.

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
03/12/2005 04:49 AM

No, I'm immune to your logic and having to use words correctly until my Frost-ing PAIN MEDICATION KICKS IN.

Lamburger 33,017 9
03/12/2005 04:51 AM

Ever tried making eggs benedict?

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/12/2005 04:53 AM

Tabbs, When I had my wisdom teeth out, I found out you can set your clock by the four hour time frame the pills were rated for.

Fluro 14,139 11
03/12/2005 04:54 AM

My name's not Benidict. It's James.

Fluro 14,139 11
03/12/2005 04:55 AM

And my hat is off to hens, as I've tried making eggs and I promice you it's not easy

Father brandon 600 9
03/12/2005 04:55 AM

I didn't take my pain killers for my Wisdom Teeth until after everything had healed. And I found that using listerine worked just as well as flushing out chunks of food with the salt water syringe.

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
03/12/2005 04:57 AM

Yeah, I woke up because the pain medication wore off. It's been an hour and it still hasn't kicked in yet. Someone IM me to distract me from the terrible, terrible pain.

Livewire 78,229 13
03/12/2005 05:01 AM

Probably Polish, but I'm really not sure.

Daggy 86,705 14
03/12/2005 05:05 AM

<action>reads Father Brandons profile.......</action>





A nube? On the weekend?





And he's not bleeding yet????





You people sicken me.

Lamburger 33,017 9
03/12/2005 05:20 AM

N00bs look better through beer goggles?

Daggy 86,705 14
03/12/2005 05:25 AM

I'm starving. I'm dying for a pizza but I'm not drunk enough to truly enjoy it.



Everybody knows that pizza only reaches it's true greatness when you smaShakespeare against your chin in a vain attempt at getting it in your mouth.









Mmmmmmm...... sauce chin.....

Megatron 3,360 9
03/12/2005 05:28 AM

"Beer helping fat chicks get laid since 1657" -Some poster

Xxara 1,114 9
03/12/2005 05:53 AM

well English on my mom's side, but my dad was adopted and we have NO clue who he was descended from

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/12/2005 05:59 AM

mm.. I had pizza for dinner with Polo. It was delishious.

Daggy 86,705 14
03/12/2005 06:07 AM

Shut. Up.

Megatron 3,360 9
03/12/2005 06:11 AM

I'm black but sometimes I have these wierd dreams where I'm asian

Daggy 86,705 14
03/12/2005 06:40 AM

OOh! A black person! How novel!

Megatron 3,360 9
03/12/2005 06:52 AM

I'm sorry I'm not the in thing, but hey blame it on the Greeks

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
03/12/2005 06:56 AM

I'm a 6th generation Kiwi. So I'm all New Zealander.



But if you want to get picky, I'm Irish, Scottish, English and Danish.

Underwhere? 101,393 77
03/12/2005 08:09 AM

French Canadian & Irish.

Robin® 14,626 10
03/12/2005 08:56 AM

Danish, German, Italian (a little tainted they were gyspies), Polish, and it seems the polish men liked to marry Irish women.



I am marrying a Kiowa/Sioux.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 09:18 AM

I'm an albino negro.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/12/2005 09:52 AM

Dad was (when he was alive) Sundanese Indonesian from Java.



Mom's a mix of WASP and American Indian, though she grew up in France.



When people ask me "What kind of name is that?" I answer, "It's an American name, wonder bread, what the Frost do you think it is?"

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
03/12/2005 09:58 AM

Esmeralda: What is your name?



Butch: Butch.



Esmeralda: What does it mean?



Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean Shakespeare.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
03/12/2005 09:59 AM

I don't know about my family history, but according to the Internet, my last name is Scottish. Also, considering that grew up in Pennsylvania Dutch country, I probably have a little German in me. That would explain my love of German porn.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 10:01 AM

If you've got a little German in you, you're also probably a fag.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
03/12/2005 10:04 AM

Every bit of me is Ukrainian. That's right, you heard it here first folks. One hundred percent pinko commie bastard.



Not really. That's just fun to say.

JepRep - Limericking Lunatic till March 17th 58,758 13
03/12/2005 10:28 AM

Grandfather emigrated from Poland to Canada, married a canuck, ran booze to Chicago during Prohibition then finally settled in Detroit. On my Dad's side, my protestant Grandfather married my Catholic grandma somewhere in Dropkick Brody's neighborhood pissing off the natives and forcing them to flee to Kentucky.

Napoleon DynaChickens 286,527 61
03/12/2005 10:33 AM

IF IT'S NAE SCOTTIShakespeare'S CRAP!

Napoleon DynaChickens 286,527 61
03/12/2005 10:33 AM

So I guess I'm about 1/4 crap.

Napoleon DynaChickens 286,527 61
03/12/2005 10:34 AM

Some would say more. Full even.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
03/12/2005 01:19 PM

None of yer foreign muck for me... Im Northern Irish as far back as we can trace it.



In other news I just completed a whole game of Freecell without putting any cards in the 'free cell' area.



...



It's gonna be a long day.

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/12/2005 01:23 PM

The homosexuals are traditionally a clean people and have been ever since they came over from France.

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/12/2005 01:26 PM

I'm 50-50 Scot-German



One of my old friends once called me a cheap kraut.

























































Well. I have a NEW set of friends now.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/12/2005 01:51 PM

I am a decendant of 2 different people that came over on the Mayflower. That's right, my people were some of the first to rape this land. All you republicans should envy me.

millie 116,988 28
03/12/2005 01:56 PM

My mother is Italian, and my dad is half Irish, half Scot.



My mother gave me this cheesy tee-shirt that says something like, "WARNING: Irish Temper, Italian Attitude."



I never wear it. A more apt description would be: Irish depression and inability to handle money, Italian mood swings and weight problems. No Scottish traits at all, that I know of.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 01:59 PM

Q: So where are you from?



A: My father's penis, originally.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
03/12/2005 02:01 PM

Donk has a reverse Oedipus complex.

Fillysophic 39,193 20
03/12/2005 03:02 PM

Let's see.....French, German, Scottish, Irish, Native American, English, and I think some ancestor had a black mistress at some time or another. I apologize for taking any "Do you have any ________ in you?" opprotunities away.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
03/12/2005 03:04 PM

Do you have a little Japanese in you?







Well you better let him out!















What?

The High Priestess, Still Leader of the GVG 58,884 29
03/12/2005 04:16 PM

I am everything except Polish, Spanish and Portugal. I even have Prussian in me! I am relateed to Otto von Bismark and the O'Regan clan of Cork in Ireland.

Lamburger 33,017 9
03/12/2005 04:20 PM

This could be a whole new thread topic...but I am related to Al Gore.

Lamburger 33,017 9
03/12/2005 04:38 PM

I wonder how I wound up with a sense of humor...

MIKHR TIKHR 3,003 0
03/12/2005 04:41 PM

I'm Irish and Canadian.

I have no idea how that happened.

millie 116,988 28
03/12/2005 04:54 PM

Damn you name-changing people!



Don't confuse an old woman this way. Potter, I can't pronounce your new name either.

Hrududu 3,003 0
03/12/2005 04:56 PM

That was going to be my login, but I liked 'Hrududu' better.

And its pronounced 'meeker teeker'.

millie 116,988 28
03/12/2005 04:57 PM

Well, how do you pronounce the old one? The one that started with "H".



Hell, I'll keep calling you Potter---it's easier. (Even though I don't really think you look like that kid and are much cuter and girl-like.)

Chesty Lerue 6,902 12
03/12/2005 05:09 PM

Half Norweigen and the other half...who cares! I'm half norweigen.

default_user 12,538 15
03/12/2005 06:16 PM

British, Scotch-Irish, Native American... I'm so confused about who to hate, but I know I hate the French... pastry eating bastards. GET SOME HARD CONSONANTS, YOU PANSY BITCHES!

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 06:18 PM

hrooodoooodoooo

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/12/2005 06:19 PM

or maybe Her Doo Doo

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
03/12/2005 09:25 PM

I'm a half-Ohioan bastard.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/12/2005 11:09 PM

I'm part English, German, Irish, African American, Mexican, Spanish, and All man!

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/12/2005 11:11 PM

I'm a Frostin' American, I don't know about you queers.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
03/12/2005 11:25 PM

50% Korean, 50% Scottish, 110% sex machine.

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
03/12/2005 11:30 PM

I'm actually a direct descendant of a Korean king. Yeah, that's right bitches, I'm Frost-ing royalty! I'm changing my name to King Briham.

TheFoye 55,700 16
03/12/2005 11:39 PM

Yeah, but it doesn't count because your Korean!

Fluro 14,139 11
03/12/2005 11:49 PM

The left hand of Ierland comes from one of my ancestors. I'm in one of the very few groups of people who can offically use this symbol.

Lamburger 33,017 9
03/14/2005 03:16 PM

Bump for the weekday crowd.

My Name is Jonas 161,353 14
03/14/2005 03:18 PM

You are all full of Shakespeare. 90% of the people here are descended from Americans.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
03/14/2005 03:46 PM

My father came from Rotterdam, Zuid-Holland (South Holland) and my mother is from somewhere in Frieseland (a province mocked by the rest of the Netherlands as being a bit backwards).



My mother was doing the family tree thing, and she found that a North American native travelled to the Netherlands and married into my family. I am looking into getting my band card.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 04:01 PM

I am an Irish-Swedish Cherokee Indian.



Now get off my land before I cut your throad with my... SPOON?

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
03/14/2005 04:13 PM

Mostly a mix of German and Sicilian, with a bit of Welsh and a dash of Scotch.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 04:17 PM

WHO PUTS A FREAKIN' SPOON ON THEIR ARMY KNIFE??

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 04:26 PM

Who cuts a "throad"?

Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
03/14/2005 08:25 PM

Irish, irish, irish, irish, bohemian, irish, irish. And yes, I've researched my fambly geneology for about 15 years now(back to about 1200ad on 7 lines, and even further on 2 others!!)

My Name is Jonas 161,353 14
03/14/2005 08:31 PM

I'm white.