Lamburger 33,017 9
03/13/2005 12:55 PM

Is anyone sick of people quoting movies relentlessly. The same lines over and over again. Napolean Dynomite is becoming the next "The Mask (Jim Carry)" epidemic. Well get it all out here. Quote yourself out the Emerson and let us never speak of this again. I prefer a good Super Troopers quote. "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/13/2005 12:55 PM

"Two bowls of split plea soup please"



"Tell me what's worse, speaking no english, or speaking Howard Cossell?"



"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."



"Suck the dog dick of anubis"



"Gimme some sugar, baby"



"Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!"



"Say goodbye to your two best friends, Lonestar. And I'm not referring to the ones in the Winnebago"

Chesty Lerue 6,902 12
03/13/2005 01:02 PM

It's ok to quote "Better Off Dead"

Father brandon 600 9
03/13/2005 01:10 PM

Back in highschool, my frosting stoner friend constantly used the quote "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"







I attacked him with scissors and we haven't spoken since.

Chesty Lerue 6,902 12
03/13/2005 01:13 PM

I'm sorry to here that...

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/13/2005 01:14 PM

No, if they are classic lines to me, it just cements them in history for me.



The ones that aren't special to me, I tolerate without much grief, maybe sometimes curiosity, but folks usually will cure that in time.



If someone just repeated,



"And your little dog Toto too"



"And your little dog Toto too"



"And your little dog Toto too"



"And your little dog Toto too"



That would wear on me.

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/13/2005 01:17 PM

What movie had an old grandpa, that sat around all day and recited advertising tag lines like, "You asked for it, you got it Toyota."

Father brandon 600 9
03/13/2005 01:23 PM

That sounds kind of like my grandpa, except mine would sit around in his rocking chair reciting things like "You asked for it, you got it you nazi scum"

Chesty Lerue 6,902 12
03/13/2005 01:31 PM

Classic lines are few and far between though. On Friday at school, I heard some one say "alrighty then". I wanted to punch him right in the eye! I am pretty sure my IQ lowered when I heard that.

Chesty Lerue 6,902 12
03/13/2005 01:34 PM

The movie "Half Baked" had some classic lines. But Most classic lines come from better movies like... Silence of the lambs would be a good example.





*I would qualify half-baked as a better movie*

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
03/13/2005 01:40 PM

Forget Paris, Chit.



And Lambie I was just about to do the same. Good for you.

Chesty Lerue 6,902 12
03/13/2005 01:41 PM

Forget Paris.... Isn't that the name of Paris Hilton's new sex tape?

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/13/2005 02:08 PM

Oh, behave!

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/13/2005 02:37 PM

Thanks Phla



Not that that was in any way classic, but it had the old goat quoting nonsense and it was the highlight for that movie if I'm not mistaken.





Classic to me would be something like:



"Goddamit billy your 17 years of age you should be out bird dogging chicks and banging beaver"



-R.P. Mc Murphy

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.



or



"Get the butter."



-Marlon Brando

Last Tango in Paris

Chesty Lerue 6,902 12
03/13/2005 02:49 PM

" What we have here, is a failure to communicate" = classic line

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
03/13/2005 03:15 PM

The true quote is "What we have here is failure to communicate."



Everyone loves to add "a."



Even William Howard Taft, who, by the way, was the founder of the seventh inning stretch where we sing Take Me Out to the Ball Game, words and lyrics by Jack Norworth and Albert Von Tilzer. It's all part of the service here at Phla's House of Useless Knowledge. That's a full lid. Thank you very much.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/13/2005 03:18 PM

"No Stairway! Denied!"



"People who are on ludes shouldn't drive" (or something like that)



"We need to get bigger guns. BIG Frost-ing GUNS!"



"Don't touch that dial!"



"Do you promise not to shoot her into space? (uncomfortable pause) ...until such time as you grow weary of her."



"Let me get this straight: you pull it out and I suck. Is there any money in this for me?"

Chesty Lerue 6,902 12
03/13/2005 03:25 PM

Hey! Is anyone else creaming their pants for the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie?

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
03/13/2005 03:29 PM

This is what you do, you bounce off the subject. Oh, shrimp!

Chesty Lerue 6,902 12
03/13/2005 03:30 PM

who me?













if so... oh well

bignorm 874 9
03/13/2005 03:38 PM

The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Father brandon 600 9
03/13/2005 03:49 PM

"Good.. Bad.. I am the guy with the gun"

bignorm 874 9
03/13/2005 03:49 PM

Jimmie Dimmick: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Ogden Nashestorage?"

Jules Winnfield:No. I didn't.

Jimmie Dimmick: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Jules Winnfield: Why?

Jimmie Dimmick: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Ogden Nashes ain't my Frost-ing business, that's why!

Chesty Lerue 6,902 12
03/13/2005 04:07 PM

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
03/13/2005 10:48 PM

I'm still not tired of "your mom goes to college."

Errol 10,584 9
03/14/2005 12:24 AM

I prefer a good Super Troopers quote. "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"



That's from Willy Wonka, you dolt.

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
03/14/2005 12:28 AM

Bletch : Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?

Trevor : Sure, boss. It's the next big fad.

Smart Choice 1,296 9
03/14/2005 12:33 AM

"Listen you little spazoids.

I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep.

I swear that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/14/2005 12:41 AM

Carolyn Burnham : Uh, who's car is that out front?







Lester Burnham : Mine ! 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it.



I rule !



-Kevin Spacey

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
03/14/2005 12:50 AM

Data: That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet Code section 12, paragraph 4...

Picard: Data...

Data: Sir?

Picard: Shut up.

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
03/14/2005 12:51 AM

Worf: [quite drunk] Romulan ale should be illegal.

La Forge: It is.

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
03/14/2005 12:53 AM

One of my favorite classic lines is (paraphrasing): "Friendly daughter you have. She tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up." - Marlowe, The Big Sleep

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
03/14/2005 12:57 AM

I tried to find just one quote from one of my favorite modern classics, but it was too difficult. So here.

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
03/14/2005 01:04 AM

Data: You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and...



Worf: I will feed him

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/14/2005 02:17 AM

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
03/14/2005 05:02 AM

"Dumb Quotes"





"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."

- George Bush





"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"

- Dan Quayle

The Nebulizer 220 8
03/14/2005 12:34 PM

Dumb quotes huh? Heres one....



(insert any George Bush statement here)

You're all after me Lucky Charms! 171,275 14
03/14/2005 12:38 PM

Not a movie quote, but a purdy dumb one.



"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey



Is Mariah a gabber?

piXXXie 5,871 11
03/14/2005 12:50 PM

(insert any George Bush statement here)



A few of my favorites include: "I think we all agree the past is over." & "They misunderestimate me." & "I am a pitbull on the leg of opportunity."



That you are, Mr. President. That you are.



<action> a tear streams down her face as she hums God Bless America.

piXXXie 5,871 11
03/14/2005 12:54 PM

Ahem...

Pants 14,252 17
03/14/2005 01:16 PM

" But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,835 9
03/14/2005 01:42 PM

<action>shuffles into thread with pants around ankles</action>

That old grey mare she

ain't what she used to be

ain't what she used to be

Chesty LaRue 6,902 12
03/14/2005 04:02 PM

I prefer a good Super Troopers quote. "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"



That's from Willy Wonka, you dolt.



I know you bigger dolt for thinking I am that big of a dolt. My point was I enjoyed the quote in that particular context.