Me sick? No, not at all.
A comedy conversation
by Fratberry  282,931  53
03/14/2005 09:37 AM 255 views
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FRIDAY
Fratberry: Please don't go see your family this weekend. They've all been sick and I've just gotten over this crap myself.
Mrs. Fratberry: No, it will be ok. I'm not going to get what they have.
Fratberry: This always happens. I get better and either I or your family give it to you and you keep it just long enough to give it back to me.
Mrs. Fratberry: Seriously, STFU.
(Mrs. Fratberry goes to see her family for the weekend, gets sneezed at and coughed on by her sister, gets sick Saturday night, runs and then breaks a fever)
SUNDAY NIGHT
Fratberry: I feel achy.
Mrs. Fratberry: When do you not.
MONDAY MORNING
(Fratberry wakes up with a sore throat. Bitches that he cannot find the thermometer because he just knows somebody has misplaced it for the sole purpose of pissing him off. Finds thermometer in his briefcase at work a half hour later. Feels like a tool. Is running a fever of 100).
GEE I...DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
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Side-splitting
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Side-splitting
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Virnomine 79,386  11
03/14/2005 09:43 AM
Heh, whiny bitch.
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Side-splitting
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Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 09:46 AM
I AM NO... yeah, I am.
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Hilarious
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Phuc 237,919 21
03/14/2005 09:46 AM
Yeah. You bitch like a Canadian.
Go fill a tub with ice and sit in it until your temperature goes down to 84--a real American temp!
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Side-splitting
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Jajoba 1,357 10
03/14/2005 09:55 AM
When do you not.
He he... I like Mrs Fratberry.
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Side-splitting
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Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 10:27 AM
Yeah, she's a real champ alright. I called her this morning to inform her of my impending doom and she just laughed and laughed.
We'll see who's laughing when I'm dead and she finds out I changed my beneficiary on my life insurance to Bankey.
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Hilarious
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Bankey 70,843 10
03/14/2005 10:47 AM
<action>Mails anthrax powder to Fratberry, licks spilled powder off fingers</action>
Blech, chalky.
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Hilarious
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
03/14/2005 02:47 PM
Fratberry, here's what you should do:
Give yourself a couple of days to get really contagious.
Lick your wife's toothbrush.
Accidentally insert your finger (the one you just picked your nose with) into your wife's mouth.
PROFIT!!
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Hilarious
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Pants 14,252 17
03/14/2005 02:51 PM
Fratberry: This always happens. I get better and either I or your family give it to you and you keep it just long enough to give it back to me.
Mrs. Fratberry: Seriously, STFU.
Man, I can't wait to get married.
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Hilarious
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Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 02:51 PM
the one you just picked your nose with
Yeah, you're gonna have to be more specific than that.
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Fluro 14,139 11
03/14/2005 03:48 PM
Do her in the butt, she can't say no now.
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