Ditdah 123,102 14
03/14/2005 02:05 PM

<action> pours a Zima in her icon </action>

Box of Fury 14,650 10
03/14/2005 02:10 PM

yo, teef! ain't you know that platinum is in style? gold is so west coast, b.

The Reverend Oliver Chesty Larue 203,475 12
03/14/2005 02:11 PM

<action> spits in his hand



I'll be back in 3 minutes.

Ditdah 123,102 14
03/14/2005 02:14 PM

For Box and Hat

Ditdah 123,102 14
03/14/2005 02:15 PM

Oh yea - it is worksafe.

Chickens, now with Salmonella! 286,527 61
03/14/2005 02:17 PM

Takes icon to his "leaders".

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/14/2005 02:18 PM

You die at the end of Jedi and the guy who plays you in Episodes II and III is stiffer than Trixxie back stage at a Villiage People concert.

You're all after me Lucky Charms! 171,275 14
03/14/2005 02:19 PM

I really prefer sporks.

The Reverend Oliver Chesty Larue 203,475 12
03/14/2005 02:20 PM

Oh! Irritate, not Stimulate. My bad.



*Glues sand paper to his hand*



I'll be back in 3 minutes.

BobJohnson - Hail Hynkel 178,045 22
03/14/2005 02:21 PM

Real men build death clusters.

Chickens, now with Salmonella! 286,527 61
03/14/2005 02:23 PM

You cry because we didn't live up to your expectations? Well up yours alien boy.



*puts on Nascar hat, drinks a PBR*

Robin® 14,626 10
03/14/2005 02:27 PM

<action> Kicks sand

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 02:30 PM

Stay dead, Froster.

How the fuck do I irritate a pile of shit? 1,790 9
03/14/2005 02:37 PM

<action> </action>

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
03/14/2005 02:38 PM

You're not good enough to get a custom icon. You disgust me.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
03/14/2005 02:38 PM

<action> Applies Scotch tape to Icon's paws</action>

Ditdah 123,102 14
03/14/2005 02:38 PM

Tell it that it smells like flowers.

Ditdah 123,102 14
03/14/2005 02:39 PM

Geez - mega simulpost.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/14/2005 02:39 PM

I think I'm just going to go fry me some bacon to go with my ham sammich. . .

Ditdah 123,102 14
03/14/2005 02:40 PM

Cannibal!!!

Bankey 70,843 10
03/14/2005 02:41 PM

LESS FILLING!!!

jlfjr65 896 9
03/14/2005 02:42 PM

Buddah is cool

My Name is Jonas 161,353 14
03/14/2005 02:44 PM

I killed your master!

Doogler 807 9
03/14/2005 02:48 PM

Koreans are the best asians of all.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 02:50 PM

<action>ties set of keys to one end of shoelace, ties other end of shoelace to tail of icon, icon runs through house faster and faster trying to get away from a noise that's getting louder and louder, runs out open second floor window, falls to ground and dies</action>

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 02:54 PM

<action>considers submitting next article soley as an action tag</action>

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
03/14/2005 02:56 PM

<action>considers reading it.</action>

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/14/2005 02:57 PM

<action>uses a sauce that isn't A1</action>

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/14/2005 02:57 PM

Yeah, it's that important.

The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
03/14/2005 03:01 PM

Dear icon, I am considering dumping you for another. As you can see, I am already quite distant.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
03/14/2005 03:01 PM

X is for Xactly the failure in life that your mother and father Xpected you'd be, mother-Froster.

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/14/2005 03:02 PM

More people need to use the negro icon, then we can all wear our KKK hoods in this thread.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
03/14/2005 03:07 PM

You so ugly, even the dead foetus with superimposed wings is cuter than you.

Fluro 14,139 11
03/14/2005 03:08 PM

This thread isn't as funny on gab at work.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
03/14/2005 03:09 PM

It's not all that funny on the regular version either.

The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
03/14/2005 03:19 PM

<action>puts a sticker on his mug icon</action>

"My other icon is an empty pee bar."

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
03/14/2005 03:33 PM

You're only 2 centimeters long!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/14/2005 04:18 PM

<action>pokes self with a stick</action>Hey coon, quit trying to lick your own nipples!

Fillylicious 39,193 20
03/14/2005 04:22 PM

I'm a vegetarian.

Napkin is a Sissy Goat 30,762 12
03/14/2005 04:50 PM

<action>kicks the</action>

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
03/14/2005 07:01 PM

<action>throws it on the grill, and leaves to go read War and Peace.</action>



BURNINATED!

Errol 10,584 9
03/14/2005 07:03 PM

I'LL Frost-ing CUT YOU

Potrzebie 1,790 9
03/14/2005 07:25 PM

I'm a dog-person

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
03/14/2005 07:25 PM

<action> eats a Shakespeareload of gold oxidizer-laced sugar.</action>



It seems apparent that I, indeed, have nothing.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/14/2005 08:51 PM

Dude, what the Frost happened to your head. Are you one of those babies that got laid on one side for too long?

Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
03/14/2005 08:54 PM

<action>shakes</action>

Arthur Dent 6,902 12
03/14/2005 08:56 PM

Limp Pippy Longstocking bitch.

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
03/14/2005 09:52 PM

Jesus hates you.

EllaL 800 8
03/14/2005 10:01 PM

(pour vous, virnomine)

Scorpion 4,080 9
03/14/2005 10:42 PM

<action>Eats ice cream without brushing with Sensodyne first</action>





Owwwww!

ReelBigSteel 80 8
03/14/2005 10:45 PM

:(

Bonky 75,733 15
03/14/2005 11:12 PM

NEGRO!

My Name is Jonas 161,353 14
03/14/2005 11:14 PM

Hi Bonky. My olive tree is getting buds on it. Soon they will bloom!

Bonky 75,733 15
03/14/2005 11:16 PM

Oh man oh man oh man oh man! You must harvest some for me this year.



Come on. Do it for the gipper! I'll trade you some . . . I don't know, candy or something!

My Name is Jonas 161,353 14
03/14/2005 11:18 PM

I think I might do it this year. I just need some jars and some brine. I can make my own brine, but the jars have to be purchased from the shrine of Athena. Otherwise she'll get angry. Don't make her angry, or you'll turn out like Arachnae.

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
03/14/2005 11:21 PM

Dark Helmet's is bigger.

Bonky 75,733 15
03/14/2005 11:22 PM

She's still quite upset about The Who singing about her.

Hey, I just saw canning supplies in a resale shop! Dude! It's a sign from Agemaemnom!

The High Priestess, Still Leader of the GVG 58,884 29
03/14/2005 11:52 PM

I'm a j00.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/14/2005 11:59 PM

<action>puts icon in aquarium, drops a quart of blood in, but no meat.</action>

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
03/15/2005 12:10 AM

<action>puts icon outside with the empties. Icon jumps through window, and puts the Boots outside.</action>WILMA!!!

larkknot 3,359 10
03/15/2005 12:12 AM

<action>poke</action>

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/15/2005 05:26 AM

I think it's time to see the vet.

Napkin is a Sissy Goat 30,762 12
03/15/2005 05:38 AM

<action>drinks Pepsi</action>

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/15/2005 05:44 AM

When cats self-neuter, news at 11.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
03/15/2005 06:58 AM

<action>shoots icon eight times</action>Nine lives? Not anymore!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
03/15/2005 07:27 AM

TORO!!! TORO!!!!!

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
03/15/2005 08:05 AM

MUFFTAUR NOT OFFENDED!!!

Phla Mignon-dairy creamer 131,068 34
03/15/2005 08:05 AM

(my icon HATES when I talk about other icons)

Chickens, now with Salmonella! 286,527 61
03/15/2005 08:27 AM

HA HA BITCH. I'M TRADING YOU IN ON A NEW MODEL.

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/15/2005 01:11 PM

<action>this one's slightly better</action>



When cats self-neuter. Next on Springer.

Coco 1,756 8
03/15/2005 02:38 PM

<action>takes icon's tail and drags icon backwards through the catflap </action>



I can't irritate my icon that much: it reminds me of the pavement pizza, which once was my ginger tabby cat.

The Reverend Oliver Chesty LaRue 203,475 12
03/15/2005 02:40 PM

Icon, meet Goatse. Goatse, meet icon.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/15/2005 03:42 PM

Honda makes the best riding mowers.

The Reverend Oliver Chesty LaRue 203,475 12
03/15/2005 03:45 PM

There really is no such thing as penis envy.

Chickens, the Sniper 286,527 61
03/15/2005 03:49 PM

Close Encounters SUCKED.

fiancé Lila 78,555 13
03/15/2005 07:59 PM

<action>sprays cats for ticks

I can't believe no one else represented this icon.

Doogler 807 9
03/15/2005 08:14 PM

Why is my chinese food late?!?

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/15/2005 08:47 PM

<action>stands directly in front of face, pokes icon in nose repeatedly.</action>

The one called Potter 3,003 0
03/15/2005 08:49 PM

<action>Buys 50 bottles of meat tenderizer</action>

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
03/15/2005 08:50 PM

<action>plays some country music.</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
03/15/2005 11:36 PM

Your fiancee is a GABber.

The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
03/15/2005 11:51 PM

<action>changes his icon and places it right next to this one</action>