My Name is Jonas 161,353 14
03/14/2005 05:18 PM

I read about it on an anti-evolution sticker in my science textbook. Zug is Christorific.

Chesty LaRue 6,902 12
03/14/2005 05:19 PM

I googled "things to do at work when you are bored" and it popped right up!

Fillylicious 39,193 20
03/14/2005 05:22 PM

I didn't. No, really.

Kittuns Bacon Taco™ 44,835 9
03/14/2005 05:22 PM

I had an itching, burning sensation in my bathing suit area. I took a hand mirror and looked, and just as bright as day, there was zug, stuck to one of my pubes.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
03/14/2005 05:22 PM

I was surfing for necrophilia websites and misspelled "Hard Grave".

The Reverend Oliver Chesty Larue 203,475 12
03/14/2005 05:23 PM

I found out about it from reading HoB.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 05:23 PM

I didn't find it. It found me. I was under the porch trying to poke out my eardrum with an icepick.

My Name is Jonas 161,353 14
03/14/2005 05:23 PM

I was posting at the messageboard on tubgirl.com and someone said "Hey n00b, check this out!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/14/2005 05:24 PM

I was watching MSNBC and some dude kept saying "that's Zee You Gee Dot Com!" and I came here to tell him "Dude, it aint that hard to spell. Give a Frost-ing rest already."



Then I saw that there was tits.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
03/14/2005 05:24 PM

DailyboredomDOTcom.



Greg Fox has a lot to answer for.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/14/2005 05:26 PM

I found out about it from reading HoB.



BLASPHEMER!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
03/14/2005 05:26 PM

I'm actually from Soviet Russia, where Zug finds you.

Mr. Sir 66,718 9
03/14/2005 05:47 PM

I think I made a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

millie 116,988 28
03/14/2005 05:50 PM

This is the true story of how I found Zug.



I was half-asleep at my boyfriend's house and he was on the computer. I happened to open my eyes and he was reading this message board. He must have bad eyesight, because he had the screen magnified and I could see the logo from across the room.



I saw all the little icons and I wondered what the hell site it was. So the next time I used the computer, I went on Zug dot com to see what it was.



I started lurking, but I didn't want to post because I didn't want him to think I was spying on him or anything.



But the urge to give and get clickies was too strong, so I registered. I used a hotmail e-mail address at first because I didn't want him to know who I was.



We broke up shortly afterward, and I did e-mail him and tell him who I was. I knew that it would be weirder if he figured it out without me telling him.



So, I guess Phuc and his cute little drawings are what brought me here. If I had opened my eyes when he was on a boring message board, I wouldn't have bothered to check it out.

Our Own Declan McManus 131,874 36
03/14/2005 05:52 PM

Don't know about the rest of you, but I found Zug on "the internet."

Aimless the Worm Goddess 54,807 10
03/14/2005 05:58 PM

I was bored and looking for a good time. I just wanted to try it, you know? See what it was like. I wasn't going to keep doing it. I mean, hell, I can stop whenever I want. First it was just reading the pranks, then that wasn't enough for me anymore and I began to post. Soon I was linking to goatse and tubgirl like some kind of maniac. I was out of control man, I needed gab, I needed a fix and I was willing to do anything to get it...lie, post my ass, post from work with my boss just inches away. I hit rock bottom when I went to Atlanta and hung with the negros in the back of the bus.



I'm in recovery man, but its a long winding road.

The Reverend Oliver Chesty LaRue 203,475 12
03/14/2005 06:00 PM

Millie, who was your boyfriend? Did he, or does he post?

millie 116,988 28
03/14/2005 06:08 PM

He must only lurk, or he's stopped coming here because he can't stand to see me here.



Ha!

millie 116,988 28
03/14/2005 06:10 PM

And it's too bad, isn't it?



Because we could be you-know-who and you-know-who redux!

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
03/14/2005 06:13 PM

I'm Anita's Brother. She found ZUG for me.

Doogler 807 9
03/14/2005 06:46 PM

Nobody has commented on the infectious disease (chlamydia I think) on my finger. That makes me happy!

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
03/14/2005 06:49 PM

Just a local comic here to have some fun.



Are you really a comic??

millie 116,988 28
03/14/2005 06:49 PM

Your finger looks really gross, by the way.



I just re-read my post and you know what's sad? I was in bed and he was on the computer! What the Frost?

The Reverend Oliver Chesty LaRue 203,475 12
03/14/2005 06:49 PM

Oh, that's because we don't care about you.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/14/2005 06:52 PM

I Google searched "Dead Baby Recipes".....































Boy you guys are great cooks

Doogler 807 9
03/14/2005 06:58 PM

Are you really a comic??



As in Comic Book Superhero no.



But I have performed at many comedy clubs through-out the Maryland, DC, Virginia area. Tryin to get my big break...

My Name is Jonas 161,353 14
03/14/2005 07:01 PM

Zug is where I got my big break. I get to break people's dreams and all the HTML I can eat.

Jay Bittle 22 8
03/14/2005 07:02 PM

cool site - i found out from a friend who forwarded me links to the powerbook scam.



it was the perfect passing-time exercise for a slow day at the office.. in fact, i found myself laughing silent laughs at work and causing myself to get teary-eyed trying not to attract

Jay Bittle 22 8
03/14/2005 07:03 PM

... attract attention to myself...



anyways, great site!

Xxara 1,114 9
03/14/2005 07:07 PM

I didn't find it I was told about it.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
03/14/2005 07:11 PM

But I have performed at many comedy clubs through-out the Maryland, DC, Virginia area. Tryin to get my big break...



You should do a bit about ovaltine. I mean, why do they call it ovaltine when it comes in a round can. They should call it round-tine...

Doogler 807 9
03/14/2005 07:14 PM

Nope. My bits aren't that good man. My material consists of a mix between Carrot Top and Woody Allen. If you can find a medium between those too...your that much closer to fulfillment in life.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
03/14/2005 07:18 PM

mix between Carrot Top and Woody Allen



Oh jesus. That explains so much...

King Briham 38,843 10
03/14/2005 07:51 PM

Last spring, a man and a woman came to my door and rang my doorbell. I was having lunch at the time, so I was a bit annoyed. Then they asked me if I had found Zug yet, and they gave me some explanatory pamphlets and told me about how Zug died for our sins. They told me about how Zug has changed their lives, and then they said if I didn't seek out Zug now, my soul would be goatse'd for all eternity.

All your Zug are belong to us 59 8
03/14/2005 08:46 PM

I was looking for porn. really.





damn google.........broken

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
03/14/2005 08:50 PM

I was in bed and he was on the computer!



Yep. That about sums it up.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
03/14/2005 09:08 PM

Doogler, it looks like your days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are OVER!



My brother brought me here. I was scared of Daggy and her mighty breasts at first, but I've settled in nicely since.

Fillylicious 39,193 20
03/14/2005 09:09 PM

I was looking for porn. really.



What the hell were you searching for? Tubgirl?

Mr. Mass of Incandescent Glass 25,340 11
03/14/2005 10:07 PM

Some jerk named Liz who had a radioshow sent me to this damnable purgatory.

Hrududu 3,003 0
03/14/2005 10:10 PM

I found a link to the Viagra prank somewhere.



I don't have any idea where, though...

Livewire 78,229 13
03/14/2005 10:32 PM

How did you find Zug?



Not bad.

Daggy 86,705 14
03/14/2005 10:34 PM

I just looked under a lettuce leaf and there it was.

Humphrey© 51,764 12
03/14/2005 10:44 PM

My friend was telling me about this great site he found where nasty girls insert all kinds of produce into themselves. You know; melons, carrots, guava etc. So I did a search for Zucchinis Up Girls and wound up here.



On a side note, one of the first great prices of wisdom I learnt on ZUG was...



"...if you're going to insert fruit of vegetables into yourself, use something that has a natural handle, like a pineapple."

Hrududu 3,003 0
03/14/2005 10:45 PM

OOWWW!!!

Humphrey© 51,764 12
03/14/2005 10:45 PM

anyone want to swap an 'r' for an 'e'?

Daggy 86,705 14
03/14/2005 11:03 PM

No, but I'll give you an r for that f.

My Name is Jonas 161,353 14
03/14/2005 11:06 PM

The truth? Well, it was 1996 and I was in college. Like a lot of college people, I was away from home and open to new ideas. So I'll admit it; I was curious. And so Zug and I were in the computer lab after a few drinks, and I was surfing along when one thing led to another. It happens. I regret nothing.

JepRep - Limericking Lunatic till March 17th 58,758 13
03/14/2005 11:06 PM

I found a hit on my blog site that came from a google search for "picture of a retarded llama". I ended up Googling for the same thing to see if they actually found one (never know...could have been the next hot commodity). The first link I clicked happened to be tubgirl (link to the description of that horrid event SFW), but I stuck it out and was soon offered the protection of Roofie's breasts. Been around ever since excersizing my alliterative accumen, incredible long-windedness and driving everyone batShakespeare with baudy Irish poetry.

jlfjr65 896 9
03/15/2005 02:10 AM

My ex girlfriend mentioned Zug while we were still together. Think she just lurks and incase she is reading this: "Heather, you are a bitch and I hope you are attacked by a pack of wild boars. Who the hell dumps someone with an email after 3 years"

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/15/2005 02:14 AM

One morning I woke up after a night of binge drinking with a trashcan head. I turned to my left and, lying next to me in bed was ZUG. I don't remember how it got there, or what I did with it before, but I haven't been able to get it to leave since.

The Nebulizer 220 8
03/15/2005 02:38 AM

I was abducted by aliens and the next day the nice gentlemen at Area 51 removed the anal probe and noticed some words engraved on it... words that would forever change my life...



Property of Zug.com

If Found Return to John Hargrave

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/15/2005 03:37 AM

How did you find Zug?



<action>zips up</action>



Quite pleasing!

Napkin is a Sissy Goat 30,762 12
03/15/2005 04:29 AM

Livewire

3/14/2005 9:32 pm

How did you find Zug?



Not bad.



It wasn't very funny the first time Hammer.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/15/2005 04:45 AM

From YOU, alright?! I found it from watching YOU!

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/15/2005 04:53 AM

Good Heavens.



How DID I find Zug?

larkknot 3,359 10
03/15/2005 06:02 AM

<action>swats the fly ad banner with a hammer</action>I had something funny to say, but that stupid buzzing fly ad banner was at the top of the page and it drove the thought out of my head.

Chickens, now with Salmonella! 286,527 61
03/15/2005 08:34 AM

I found it under a cabbage leaf in the back yard, just like the kids

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/29/2005 02:34 AM

Right now I find Zug to be a bit weak in the horoscopes. Too predictable. Perhaps add a few new ones and it won't get so stale.



Ones like:



People don't seem to notice your new suit. It isn't every day that you see a neon Hawaiian print tuxedo.



You will spin around and knock a whole lot of dancers down. Now is the time to retire from the chorus line.



You will find someone playing the bagpipes on your roof, but still you'd prefer him over the fiddler.



You will offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they will refuse it .



You know, simple ones like those.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/29/2005 02:41 AM

Right now I am sick of you bumping old threads.