bignorm 874 9
03/15/2005 07:12 PM

sacre blow me

Fillylicious 39,193 20
03/15/2005 09:15 PM

I'M GOING TO FRANCE NEXT FRIDAY!!!!!





Yeah, I know, this really wasn't that relevant. But I'm excited. So shaddap!

The one called Potter 3,003 0
03/15/2005 09:16 PM

I'm going to Idaho this weekend.



Even less relevant. But I'm excited.

erika the killjoy 76,152 9
03/15/2005 09:20 PM

I'm going to New Jersey this weekend.





I lose.

millie 116,988 28
03/15/2005 09:30 PM

I'm going to work tomorrow.

EllaL 800 8
03/15/2005 11:50 PM

je vais a l'ecole demain, mais je ne vais pas a le classe de Francaise parce-que j'ai d'un interro pour quatre heures.

opiate637 110 8
03/16/2005 12:28 AM

I took French in high school. Oh wait. Never mind. It was acid i took in high school.....good times,..good times.

McRib 13,155 9
03/16/2005 12:31 AM

<action> does his best French accent</action>



We surrender!

Humphrey© 51,764 12
03/16/2005 12:34 AM

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?



A. Because you can't fit that much Shakespeare in a shoe.







What?! It's next to France.

ringworm 68,315 13
03/16/2005 02:33 AM

pepe le peu was french. why it took me 25 years to figure out that he was a commentary on french hygiene is beyond me.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/16/2005 03:22 AM

pepe le peu was french. why it took me 25 years to figure out that he was a commentary on french hygiene is beyond me.



It only took me approximately 12,380 days.



I turn 34 next month.

Trixxie 65,026 15
03/16/2005 09:46 AM

You smell faintly reminiscent of camembert and goats

Bonky 75,733 15
03/16/2005 11:03 AM

Frenchies smell sweet, like musk and dish soap mixed with Boston Red Sox players' jocks and OH MY GOD I AM TRIXXIE!

EllaL 800 8
03/17/2005 03:46 AM

i didnt get the french hygiene thing until i just read it in this thread.

Loociam Yofada 97,986 37
03/17/2005 03:49 AM

Me neither. If they were hoping to make fun of the French, it backfired because Pepe rocks.

EllaL 800 8
03/17/2005 04:08 AM

j'adore pepe, j'il adore.

The Original Guitar Hero Snork 45,655 12
11/10/2005 11:13 AM

OMG! It's teh burn!

The Original Guitar Hero Snork 45,655 12
11/10/2005 11:17 AM

I mean:

Bordel de merde! Ces putain de bougnoules l'ont fait encore! Je les emmerde! Vive Le Pen!

The Original Guitar Hero Snork 45,655 12
11/10/2005 01:36 PM

Dammit, drawing fire is hard!

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/10/2005 01:37 PM

Dammit, drawing fire is hard!



Then rub two sticks together and drop that damn pen. You can't beat the real thing.

The Baptist 1,672 8
11/10/2005 01:38 PM

" It's chowdah! Say it right frenchy!"

Auntie Sloopy Gizzardsprinkle Trixxie 65,026 15
11/10/2005 03:43 PM

pepe' the french. my god it all makes sense now.

Auntie Sloopy Gizzardsprinkle Trixxie 65,026 15
11/10/2005 04:00 PM

At first I thought this thread said Help me I'm French to which I would have had to reply "There is no known cure."

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
11/10/2005 04:14 PM

Without Pepe Le Peu, I wouldn't have known that it was normal, "playing hard to get" behavior when a woman resists sexual advances like the kitty that Pepe is always feeling up.



Oh yea, I never knew how sexy chicks looked with a white stripe painted down their back either.

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/10/2005 04:25 PM

Try the white stripe around the collar area.



Also, Try to make it as much of a stripe as you can.