Lamburger 33,017 9
03/20/2005 03:56 PM

<action>puts another yellow smiley sticker on Phuc's forehead</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2005 03:58 PM

<action>'s forehead vein throbs so menacingly that blood squirts out</action>

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/20/2005 03:59 PM

Well, I hope wherever the party is, there are a lot of corners, because most people on GAB seem to be the same way.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2005 04:00 PM

Closets, too.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
03/20/2005 04:01 PM

Meh. Don't worry about it. Everyone on GAB is compassionate and understanding.



And we expect that sort of behavior from the lesser races.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/20/2005 04:03 PM

Al is probably the least dick-like of all the gabbers I've met.



Just watch out for the farts.

Tabula Rasa</wit> 14,056 9
03/20/2005 04:03 PM

So I should come up and blow an airhorn, right?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/20/2005 04:05 PM

So I should come up and blow an airhorn, right?



Its Asian, not airhorn

Our Own Declan McManus 131,874 36
03/20/2005 04:06 PM

For crying out loud, man.



This is still March.





This Frost-ing convocation isn't until June.



There is every possibility that some deeeranged (?) person might shove you in front of an oncoming Blue Line train at Government Centre, and put us out of your misery.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2005 04:08 PM

There is every possibility that some deeeranged (?) person might shove you in front of an oncoming Blue Line train at Government Centre, and put us out of your misery.



If it keeps me from having to see you again, it'll be a gift.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2005 04:09 PM

...not that I remember meeting you the last time.

Tabula Rasa</wit> 14,056 9
03/20/2005 04:09 PM

Awww, guys, I like you both so much. Don't fight or I'll be forced to get a mud pit.

Our Own Declan McManus 131,874 36
03/20/2005 04:13 PM

Last time, I believe we grunted and nodded at each other before dinner on Saturday.



That was ample interaction, and no more than I expect this time, if I go.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2005 04:19 PM

A grunt? What makes you think you rate a grunt?

Pistol, Vice President of the GVG 10,071 9
03/20/2005 04:26 PM

Pssssst! Does anyone know if perhaps Phuc recently turned into a woman or a homosexual?



Type like this so he doesn't hear us!

Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2005 04:30 PM

<action>sniffs room for fresh vagina</action>

Pistol, Vice President of the GVG 10,071 9
03/20/2005 04:33 PM

Well, that can't be me. Mine's 19 years old!

DemoMonkey, Gracious in Defeat. 166,252 10
03/20/2005 09:04 PM

Twinkies only have a 20 year shelf life.



I'm just sayin'.

Chickens, the Sniper 286,527 61
03/20/2005 09:36 PM

Your recent weight loss is making you look less Samoan. Way to go, Gook Boy.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/20/2005 11:19 PM

I gained half of it back. Hauling a baby around is the only thing that's keeping the other half off.















...Jesus freak.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
03/20/2005 11:27 PM

When I get ready to meet Phuc, I'll wear my cowboy hat and boots, and talk with a twang so that he gets really irate and insults Texans. Then I will poke him with a cattle prod.

Shoogagoogagunga 77,546 17
03/20/2005 11:29 PM

And that will be the last thing you ever do with your face still attached to your skull.

Chi-Chi P. Felipe 161,353 14
03/20/2005 11:40 PM

When and if I meet Al, we will lock horns and battle for a millenia.

Lamburger 33,017 9
03/21/2005 12:02 AM

Hey Phuc, is this a good time to ask about my icon?

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
03/21/2005 12:23 AM

When I meet Al, I expect it to turn out to be the first time I ever make out with another man.

Whistler P. McManus 186,021 44
03/21/2005 12:24 AM

Just a feeling.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/21/2005 12:27 AM

That's just gas

Phuc 237,919 21
03/21/2005 07:48 AM

I expect it to turn out to be the first time I ever make out with another man.



You had me at "George Bush is my god and I automatically agree with everything Chickens says about politics and/or religion."



Pucker up.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/21/2005 07:49 AM

SHP, so long as you're not a vegetarian, you'll get nothing but lovin' from me.

Phuc 237,919 21
03/21/2005 07:50 AM

Lamb Urger,



Please await further instructions from Trae. This could get overwhelming for me and I don't want people to think that because I'm not available to them 24/7 that it means I don't care.



Because I do.



ish.