Sexual Harassment Panda 181,783 70
03/25/2005 12:18 PM

Chocolate salty balls. Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!

Bankey 70,843 10
03/25/2005 12:20 PM

You should see the chicken.

Frogpop 173,153 25
03/25/2005 12:21 PM

Dude.. put it back. Godzilla's gonna be pissed.

Handsome Pete 161,353 14
03/25/2005 12:23 PM

That egg sure is big.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
03/25/2005 12:24 PM

The greeks first attempt at a gift for the Trojans. They were sent back to the drawing board when it was discovered that the Trojans were worried about their cholesterol.

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
03/25/2005 12:25 PM

"Holy crap, that is a huge egg."

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
03/25/2005 12:27 PM

"By the beard of Zeus, that is a gigantic egg!"

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
03/25/2005 12:28 PM

"Great Odin's raven! That egg is freakin' ENORMOUS!"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/25/2005 12:29 PM

Eh, I've seen bigger.



</obligatory>

Captain Dan's Sea Legs 44,452 11
03/25/2005 12:29 PM

That egg must have been laid by Roofie Raccoon, because she is the BIGGEST JACKASS EVER

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/25/2005 12:31 PM

Woohoo! That's the first time I've ever wrecked someone's setup. I feel oddly proud.



(Confidential to Captain Dan: you can wreck me any time.)

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
03/25/2005 12:31 PM

Conceptual artist, Zach Hanna, unveils his latest creation, Egg Zachary.

Pants 14,252 17
03/25/2005 12:33 PM

"Easter Bunny pellet anyone?"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
03/25/2005 12:36 PM

"Eat a pellet, make a pellet!"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
03/25/2005 12:42 PM

"Today on The View: Star Jones takes you on a tour of her Easter basket."

Miracles 22,430 0
03/25/2005 12:51 PM

Turkey's dealer delivers his crack in special packaging for the holiday weekend.

Errol 10,584 9
03/25/2005 02:49 PM

Mufftaur made a poop.

fiancé Lila 78,555 13
03/25/2005 02:56 PM

Is it too early to complain about this capcon?

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
03/25/2005 03:15 PM

"...and then after I removed it, I took a picture and started my own .cx website."



</recycle>

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
03/25/2005 03:48 PM

I'm pretty sure that's got nothing to do with a guy getting nailed to a cross.

Sr Zapato 349 8
03/25/2005 04:03 PM

After eating that, I'll need something to waShakespeare down. If only I had, like, a big bottle of wine.

Lamburger 33,017 9
03/25/2005 04:12 PM

BobJohnson sure knows how to travel in style!

Kittuns Cornish Game Hen Taco™ 44,835 9
03/25/2005 04:31 PM

this makes me happy-sad.

Smart Choice 1,296 9
03/25/2005 05:19 PM

" And this here is what Ruban Studdered invested in after winning American Idol"

phlA not very migNONYMOUS STEAK 131,068 34
03/25/2005 08:09 PM

So predictable. You guys just keep recycling the same old jokes over and over and over and over and ovHOLY BALLS, THAT'S A BIG RIBBON!

Citizen Snork 45,655 12
03/25/2005 08:13 PM

I've seen big*BLAM*

slasher33 16 8
03/25/2005 09:56 PM

poor easter bunny probaly took out his back hiding that egg. he did a bad job at it too. that guy found it.

deuvy 169 8
03/25/2005 10:34 PM

If i had balls that big i'd tie a bow around them too

deuvy 169 8
03/25/2005 10:38 PM

Must be one of my ex wife's ovaries

deuvy 169 8
03/25/2005 10:42 PM

A few X-Rays and lab test later it was discovered to be prehistoric butt fudge

deuvy 169 8
03/25/2005 10:45 PM

They found the cure for AIDs but it only comes in this suppository

SrJoe 64 8
03/25/2005 11:11 PM

"By the hammer of Thor, that's a very large egg!"

The Mailman, workal poster 176,450 56
03/25/2005 11:28 PM

<action>hangs head in shame</action>

"I love chocolate, but this is beyond my egg-spectations!"

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/25/2005 11:35 PM

When that guy breaks through that thing and gets to the Cadbury Creme Center,

Woo Hoo, he's going to think he's at a foam party in Ibiza baby.

DarkElf109 28 8
03/25/2005 11:46 PM

"Warning: May contain chocolate."

Fred the Fish 9 9
03/26/2005 12:04 AM

And I though that the President was the biggest poo.

Fred the Fish 9 9
03/26/2005 12:07 AM

"Tooouuuch it. Loooove it."



(SNL tribute to Mike Myers)

Chit Eating Grin 178,776 15
03/26/2005 12:14 AM

Yea, I like my Peeps at easter just like the next guy, but this Froster is gonna be big enough to stomp the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.

Flaminsky 379 10
03/26/2005 12:29 AM

Speaking of fat chicks...

Inquisitor Glass 25,340 11
03/26/2005 02:54 AM

Eggs-actly!



</Egghead>

Pyrodude 4 8
03/26/2005 10:26 AM

When the Easter bunny goes on steroids.

Handsome Pete 161,353 14
03/26/2005 01:21 PM

Tiny feces gnomes inspect their prized rabbit specimen.

Komus 125 8
03/26/2005 01:57 PM

How the Frost am I going to roll THIS down a hill?

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
03/26/2005 02:20 PM

Eh, I've seen ovoidaller.

McChickens Nuggets 286,527 61
03/26/2005 04:30 PM

They found the cure for AIDs but it only comes in this suppository



...oddly, there were very few complaints from teh gay community.

caucasian - the other white meat 267 8
03/26/2005 06:05 PM

"Here on the set of the new hit show Fat Actress..."

wildaddy 0 8
03/26/2005 08:08 PM

Let's see Oprah top THIS audience giveaway!

McChickens Nuggets 286,527 61
03/26/2005 08:23 PM

Hah! Some candy ass maha'd me for my gay joke.

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/26/2005 08:24 PM

Yeth, but teh wibbon wath Thpetcatular!

larkknot 3,359 10
03/26/2005 08:33 PM

The AIDS jokes in this thread made me realize... I haven't seen DR post lately... where did he go?

Fratberry 282,931 53
03/26/2005 08:37 PM

down

danlock2 0 0
03/26/2005 09:56 PM

a Frostin huge bunny

daisypie 49,378 9
03/26/2005 10:22 PM

"Waiter, I ordered a wafer-thin mint...



...and bring me another bucket!"

The_Riddler? 26 8
03/26/2005 11:27 PM

It's finally happened..... AIDS IS FUNNY!!!!!!

One Mile Wide 83 9
03/27/2005 12:48 AM

I AM THE GOD OF THE EGGS...... Rub me Lower....looooower...

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/27/2005 01:23 AM

There's a Canadian thinking about having it bronzed.

daisypie 49,378 9
03/27/2005 01:41 AM

Eventually, Chi-Chi will come up with a really good cap-con...

DentedCan 20 8
03/27/2005 04:04 AM

The Cadbury "Egg of Doom" stood poised to unleaShakespeare's creamy goodness on unsuspecting admirers.

Komus 125 8
03/27/2005 06:51 AM

Our range of easter treats now come in sizes Small, Medium, Large and Eggs-Eggs-L...

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
03/27/2005 09:19 AM

Michael Jordan prepares to travel to Ork.

Telko 32 8
03/27/2005 12:44 PM

the worlds smallest man lays world biggest egg...more news at 11.

Komus 125 8
03/27/2005 02:32 PM

Tonight on the News at 10: giant easter eggs, and the men that love them, with me Trevor McDonald.

Rambunctious_Pie 170 9
03/27/2005 04:03 PM

Wow Maddox wasn't lying about his testicles.

Crowley 10,071 9
03/27/2005 04:29 PM

Oh, no, Maddox never lies. Ever.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
03/28/2005 02:15 AM

You said it was big...but I never knew you meant actually BIG



Umm, that's not me.

deadrabbit 13 8
03/28/2005 03:06 AM

cherish the memory of our fallen bunny comrades...

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
03/28/2005 05:49 AM

Get it, because Mork came from Ork in a small white egg, so Michael Jordan would go to Ork in a large brown egg. HAHAHAHAHAH!

Shpadoinkle 5 8
03/28/2005 02:16 PM

So THATS what that big frying pan out the front is for...

Komus 125 8
03/28/2005 02:31 PM

The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green, the sun's as warm as a baked potato! I think I know precisely what I mean, when I say its a SHPADOINKLE DAY!



Oh, and something about large chocolate eggs. Egg-scuse me for that outburst. There.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
03/28/2005 02:34 PM

In Soviet Russia, Easter Egg eats YOU!





</Sorry....>

slasher33 16 8
03/28/2005 03:38 PM

The anti christ easter bunny would have stayed dormant if only little timmy hadnt tried to eat a peice of the shell.

slasher33 16 8
03/28/2005 03:44 PM

Peter knew that the anal insertion record was tough to beat but he was ready.

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/28/2005 06:11 PM

This capcon sucks now.



</obligatory complaining post>

Sylvester 4,465 9
03/29/2005 02:19 AM

I'd hate to see the size of the rabbit that laid that one.

sarifynna 8 8
03/29/2005 06:57 AM

world's largest tumor, see attached woman...

Susie McMuffin 570 8
03/29/2005 12:32 PM

Goo goo ga JOOB.

Susie McMuffin 570 8
03/29/2005 12:32 PM

Sorry. I got nothing.

Dogs Akimbo 211,569 32
03/30/2005 12:53 AM

On the day after Easter, they cracked open the giant chocolate egg for the poor, little orphans and....Oh, god, the humanity...

The Dive Master 10 8
03/30/2005 04:59 AM

Kirstie Alley ordered this friggin thing and then the bitch goes on a diet! What the hell am I supposed to do with this?!!

Heworama 91 8
03/30/2005 11:05 AM

Sex Ed for the short-sighted

My Itchy Grundel 0 8
03/30/2005 12:29 PM

The Goatse guy finally outdid himself with this one.

woody 13 8
03/30/2005 02:09 PM

I'd like to see the easter bunny that laid that egg

Virnomine 79,386 11
03/30/2005 02:14 PM

You know what I love about this thread?

















Nothing.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
03/31/2005 05:20 PM

Could be a spare for one of these as well.

ringworm 68,315 13
03/31/2005 10:28 PM

<action>sticks a fork in the thread.</action>it's done.

I am Oliver's Penis 6,902 12
04/01/2005 05:39 PM

chicken

McChickens Nuggets 286,527 61
04/02/2005 07:59 AM

I would like to complain about this capcon.

daisypie 49,378 9
04/02/2005 05:53 PM

I know that I clicked Lila for being the first to use the 'complain about the capcon' joke,

so why the hell would someone maha her for that?







...or does someone just give her auto-negaclicks?

Single White Female 20 8
04/02/2005 09:51 PM

...

Single White Female 20 8
04/02/2005 09:53 PM

0_o

Heyoka 1,000 9
04/03/2005 01:35 AM

"Press here until the port opens, push the red button until it beeps twice, and you've got two minutes to get to a safe distance before the yolk goes off..."

TableTopJane and the Sucky Vortex of Suckitude 173,958 15
04/03/2005 01:49 AM

CapCon to eventually complain about? Now why would he ever say that?

mentaluprising 36 9
04/03/2005 06:31 PM

Thank god I've found my right one, anyone seen Lefty?

boba fett 268 9
04/04/2005 11:44 AM

jesus was pissed when god tried to compensate for the whole nailed-to-a-cross-bit with a giant Frost-ing easter egg

Delightful Delirium 296 9
04/04/2005 03:49 PM

Yo, eggs don't drop from arsses... unless that be no egg...

SpecialKake 55,555 14
04/04/2005 05:24 PM

<insert obligatory Complaint>

Fratberry 282,931 53
04/04/2005 05:32 PM

Its a damn shame nobody ever emails capcon photos to Chi-Chi.

bobert5064 19 8
04/04/2005 10:42 PM

Holy this thing batman

Shmoeda Globa 45 8
04/05/2005 01:39 AM

The obsessive-compulsive that owns that will be disapointed when he realizes that it melted.