Spicey McHaggis 117,752 37
03/27/2005 07:29 PM

All you lurkers show your faces

All you people in the street

All you sittin' in high places

It's all gonna fall on you

Rob Borer 958 8
03/27/2005 07:48 PM

I'm just waiting for that Chi-Chi guy to post something. He's funny.

millie 116,988 28
03/27/2005 07:52 PM

Spicey, I was thinking of that song, too.

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
03/27/2005 07:54 PM

A regular Jack Paar.

TableTopJane-I'm a genius in France 173,958 15
03/27/2005 07:54 PM

I DON'T WANT TO POST AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Scorpion 4,080 9
03/27/2005 08:02 PM

Flail with all your might.

lurking object 355 9
03/27/2005 09:11 PM

Okay, I'll bite.



This cat that has adopted us had kittens recently. She gets stircrazy really easy, and thus leaves her basket many times.



When she comes back from the kitchen or outside, she usually manages to sit on the kittens. They'll scream and scream for a while untill she finally realizes her mistake and she gets up and moves off of them.



She's also begun to kick them in the face as she's sitting down. She's smacked the calico clear across the basket and it wailed and wailed...

phlA not very migNONYMOUS STEAK 131,068 34
03/27/2005 09:13 PM

Fratberry says they taste good with ketchup.

TableTopJane-I'm a genius in France 173,958 15
03/27/2005 09:13 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.





Ow. I hurt my spleen laughing.

DemoMonkey, Gracious in Defeat. 166,252 10
03/27/2005 09:17 PM

That was a good try. But you should make one of the kittens brain dead and fed through a tube.



And then have sex with it.



Now THAT'S a Gab anecdote!

phlA not very migNONYMOUS STEAK 131,068 34
03/27/2005 09:17 PM

Are you kidding? Because if that's sarcasm, would you drip some on my dinner. It's a little dry.



(If you really are laughing, I wouldn't mind some spleen juice then.)

phlA not very migNONYMOUS STEAK 131,068 34
03/27/2005 09:28 PM

I'm so paranoid. Nevermind. I'm going to check my oven.

TableTopJane-I'm a genius in France 173,958 15
03/27/2005 09:28 PM

Phla, I love you. I was laughing with sarcasm at the other guy.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
03/27/2005 09:35 PM

I'm only lurking until we decide to continue watching Passion of the Christ.





For such a blatant porn title, I'm very dissapointed.

onomiyaki 223 9
03/28/2005 03:01 AM

I'm not very funny, but let me give it a try. POOP!

ThunderMonkee 60 8
03/28/2005 03:21 AM

well..flame away, but I warn you...oh who am I kidding..I got nothin'

Cap'n Piemaster - I be Vlaccid 12,538 15
09/19/2005 05:27 AM

Aye, lurking object, I see ye over there! Come out at once, while only us all nighters and Kiwis be awake.

lurking object 355 9
09/19/2005 05:34 AM

Hi. Just about to go to bed though...

Cap'n Piemaster - I be Vlaccid 12,538 15
09/19/2005 05:39 AM

Arg! Woe, this be the life of a pirate. At least I don't buy me music!

0 7
09/19/2005 07:32 AM

Just lieing in wait ready to pounce...just as soooooon as I can think of something, which is something I try not to do as often as possible.

Twisted Minds 0 7
09/19/2005 08:57 AM

*ph34rs wrath of Shoogragoragungoonargumaragagunga*



hmm.. choices... just lurk around, never doing anything bar reading...

...

...

or post, and get bloodied up by assault of savage non-newbies...

HartmanTwins - GABs token African-American Nigger 10,131 10
09/19/2005 09:09 AM

Lurk?

Twisted Minds 0 7
09/19/2005 09:15 AM

Lurk or nonexistance... close enough...



Lurk's just easier and shorter to type.

Cap'n Piemaster - I be Vlaccid 12,538 15
09/19/2005 09:17 AM

STFU or walk the plank n00b.

Tina Squinty Headwound Phley 131,068 34
09/19/2005 09:17 AM

Sometimes, when nobody's looking, I like to scroll over myself to make sure it was really me back then.