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A recent post by Frogpop gave me this idea. In case you need to look it up, a spoonerism is the reversal of sounds in two words within a phrase or sentence. For instance, Charles Dickens' "A tale of two cities" can be spoonered to "A sale of two titties".
Don't just copy/paste random spoonerisms from the web, create new ones involving GAB characters. I'll start.
- Dickens is famous for all the chicks he picked up.
- "Look at what that guy is tracking!", thought Pixxie.
- The din never stops Jaggy from posting on GAB.
- I will travel to New Zealand just to nag sheep.
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Side-splitting
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Chuckleworthy
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Virnomine 79,379  11
03/29/2005 04:53 PM
holy crap, this is too much thinking for me. I'll just point and laugh instead...
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Hilarious
14 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/29/2005 04:55 PM
I thought this was going to be about me.
<action>looks at icon</action>
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Funny
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/29/2005 04:58 PM
Fut your shucking mouth.
Yes?
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Funny
3 votes
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Handsome Pete 161,287 14
03/29/2005 05:07 PM
Hmmm, tis is though.
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Funny
3 votes
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Lamburger 33,017 9
03/29/2005 05:09 PM
Put the luck top, nigraz.
Nut the tuck lop, pigraz?
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Hilarious
9 votes
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Lamburger 33,017 9
03/29/2005 05:13 PM
Toofie has rice nitties!
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Hilarious
10 votes
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Mr. Sir 66,708 9
03/29/2005 05:13 PM
We got us some real Smart Fellers around here!
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Funny
2 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/29/2005 05:14 PM
Fhut the wuck?
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/29/2005 05:15 PM
</moron>
HA! right. Like that's stopped.
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Funny
4 votes
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Lamburger 33,017 9
03/29/2005 05:16 PM
That Toofie...gives bad head.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/29/2005 05:22 PM
I can only assume that Roofie is Bad in Red.
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Funny
5 votes
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Lamburger 33,017 9
03/29/2005 05:23 PM
Crap, I suck at these.
I tuck the sap crease!
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Hilarious
11 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/29/2005 05:24 PM
Oliver likes to bape rabies?
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,866 22
03/29/2005 05:27 PM
I am now watching The Mailman. If he plays his cards right, I may upgrade him from "Who are you?" status to "BobJohnson reads your posts" status.
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Funny
5 votes
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Lamburger 33,017 9
03/29/2005 05:27 PM
The Mailman, workal poster
The Mailman, postal worker
Do I win?
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Chuckleworthy
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Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 9
03/29/2005 05:27 PM
I can only assume that Roofie is Bad in Red.
I ram ass in bed. Rue that doof, yes Lin? Ciao!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/29/2005 05:34 PM
Teeding fube.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Ditdah 123,092 14
03/29/2005 05:40 PM
Hammerhead always nicks on the pouring boobs.
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Funny
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/29/2005 05:43 PM
Lunchbox is no duck, but he will fork you in the ass.
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Funny
2 votes
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Lamburger 33,017 9
03/29/2005 05:43 PM
PS. Snot Wafe Sore Nork
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Lamburger 33,017 9
03/29/2005 05:45 PM
PS. Snot Wafe Sore Nork Fork
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Funny
3 votes
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TableTopJane 173,911 15
03/29/2005 05:46 PM
I am one bot hitch.
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/29/2005 06:46 PM
You may now place my chutz on your nin.
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piXXXie 5,871 10
03/29/2005 08:08 PM
Wait, what did he say about me? I'm confused.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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piXXXie 5,871 10
03/29/2005 08:10 PM
Ohhhhh, he was talking about Trixxie....how silly of me to think that I'd be mentioned.
<action> runs off crying...
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Hilarious
12 votes
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phlA not very migNONYMOUS STEAK 130,632 34
03/29/2005 08:27 PM
Starts with u and ends with sicide.
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Hilarious
7 votes
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The Mailman, workal poster 174,473 52
03/29/2005 10:37 PM
A couple more:
- Millie sounds great when she phones.
- This hamburger has been on many lips.
And since Pixxxie wants to be spoonered too:
- That Dixie Chick shagged the poor man.
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Funny
2 votes
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millie 116,854 28
03/30/2005 01:12 AM
I'm glad to be included, but I don't understand what you said about me!
<cries>
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Hilarious
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Loociam Yofada 95,470 36
03/30/2005 01:17 AM
You could never accuse Filly of mucking around.
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The Mailman, workal poster 174,473 52
03/30/2005 01:31 AM
I'm glad to be included, but I don't understand what you said about me!
Well, I'm adding Millie to the failing list.
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Funny
2 votes
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millie 116,854 28
03/30/2005 01:40 AM
Oh, excuse me! You were talking about Filly?
Then you should have spelled it Milly so I wouldn't have gotten my hopes up.
Yes, I am a failure at this spooner stuff.
<cries some more>
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Funny
2 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/30/2005 01:41 AM
Yes, I am a failure at this spooner stuff.
Change icons...no one likes black people tonight.
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Funny
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millie 116,854 28
03/30/2005 01:43 AM
I love black people.
I have pictures of myself loving black people!
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3 votes
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Loociam Yofada 95,470 36
03/30/2005 01:44 AM
You could never accuse FillIE of mucking around.
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2 votes
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Jaggy 11,885 13
03/30/2005 02:16 AM
- The din never stops Jaggy from posting on GAB.
I made a list!
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Hilarious
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Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
03/30/2005 02:21 AM
- The din never stops Jaggy from posting on GAB.
I made a list!
So backhanded compliments haven't made it to NZ...
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Hilarious
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Underwhere? 99,723 76
03/30/2005 11:56 AM
tubgirl: a foul beast
Declan: run from fear
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
03/30/2005 02:08 PM
bumb for the n00ps.
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MyComedyGoldTurnedGreen Jeen 43,368 49
03/28/2010 03:10 PM
I know it's passe to dig up old threads and add a comment, but whenever I see a "Do Not Pass" sign, my brain tells me it says "Po Dot Nass".
One of my favorite spoonerism stories: My Mom's accidental spoonerism... to a cop. A routine check on the holidays, my mom was asked if she'd been drinking. She said "No officer, I'm the dresignated diver". Everyone in the car who HAD been drinking got quite a laugh about it.
Hmmm... I monder pich whost from PogFrop inspired Wailman.
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>Pram 78,171 40
03/28/2010 03:26 PM
Ravos is too school for cool.
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Hilarious
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
03/28/2010 04:50 PM
I finally have an excuse to point out that Angelina Jolie named one of her children Shiloh Pitt!
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