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A recent post by Frogpop gave me this idea. In case you need to look it up, a spoonerism is the reversal of sounds in two words within a phrase or sentence. For instance, Charles Dickens' "A tale of two cities" can be spoonered to "A sale of two titties".
Don't just copy/paste random spoonerisms from the web, create new ones involving GAB characters. I'll start.
- Dickens is famous for all the chicks he picked up.
- "Look at what that guy is tracking!", thought Pixxie.
- The din never stops Jaggy from posting on GAB.
- I will travel to New Zealand just to nag sheep.
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Side-splitting
27 votes
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Virnomine 79,284  9
03/30/2005 02:53 AM
holy crap, this is too much thinking for me. I'll just point and laugh instead...
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.8
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Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
03/30/2005 02:55 AM
I thought this was going to be about me.
<action>looks at icon</action>
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Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/30/2005 02:58 AM
Fut your shucking mouth.
Yes?
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Funny
2 votes
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Handsome Pete 160,414 12
03/30/2005 03:07 AM
Hmmm, tis is though.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Lamburger 32,904 7
03/30/2005 03:09 AM
Put the luck top, nigraz.
Nut the tuck lop, pigraz?
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.4
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Lamburger 32,904 7
03/30/2005 03:13 AM
Toofie has rice nitties!
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Mr. Sir 66,532 7
03/30/2005 03:13 AM
We got us some real Smart Fellers around here!
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Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/30/2005 03:14 AM
Fhut the wuck?
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Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/30/2005 03:15 AM
</moron>
HA! right. Like that's stopped.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Lamburger 32,904 7
03/30/2005 03:16 AM
That Toofie...gives bad head.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/30/2005 03:22 AM
I can only assume that Roofie is Bad in Red.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Lamburger 32,904 7
03/30/2005 03:23 AM
Crap, I suck at these.
I tuck the sap crease!
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Hilarious
9 votes
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Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
03/30/2005 03:24 AM
Oliver likes to bape rabies?
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Space Admiral BobJohnson 165,527 10
03/30/2005 03:27 AM
I am now watching The Mailman. If he plays his cards right, I may upgrade him from "Who are you?" status to "BobJohnson reads your posts" status.
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Funny
3 votes
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Lamburger 32,904 7
03/30/2005 03:27 AM
The Mailman, workal poster
The Mailman, postal worker
Do I win?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,701 7
03/30/2005 03:27 AM
I can only assume that Roofie is Bad in Red.
I ram ass in bed. Rue that doof, yes Lin? Ciao!
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Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/30/2005 03:34 AM
Teeding fube.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.3
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Ditdah 115,023 10
03/30/2005 03:40 AM
Hammerhead always nicks on the pouring boobs.
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Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/30/2005 03:43 AM
Lunchbox is no duck, but he will fork you in the ass.
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Lamburger 32,904 7
03/30/2005 03:43 AM
PS. Snot Wafe Sore Nork
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Lamburger 32,904 7
03/30/2005 03:45 AM
PS. Snot Wafe Sore Nork Fork
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Funny
1 votes
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TableTopJane 168,693 11
03/30/2005 03:46 AM
I am one bot hitch.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/30/2005 04:46 AM
You may now place my chutz on your nin.
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piXXXie 5,838 8
03/30/2005 06:08 AM
Wait, what did he say about me? I'm confused.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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piXXXie 5,838 8
03/30/2005 06:10 AM
Ohhhhh, he was talking about Trixxie....how silly of me to think that I'd be mentioned.
<action> runs off crying...
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Hilarious
10 votes
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phlA not very migNONYMOUS STEAK 103,470 13
03/30/2005 06:27 AM
Starts with u and ends with sicide.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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The Mailman, workal poster 130,843 14
03/30/2005 08:37 AM
A couple more:
- Millie sounds great when she phones.
- This hamburger has been on many lips.
And since Pixxxie wants to be spoonered too:
- That Dixie Chick shagged the poor man.
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millie 107,073 10
03/30/2005 11:12 AM
I'm glad to be included, but I don't understand what you said about me!
<cries>
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Loociam Yofada 59,734 11
03/30/2005 11:17 AM
You could never accuse Filly of mucking around.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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The Mailman, workal poster 130,843 14
03/30/2005 11:31 AM
I'm glad to be included, but I don't understand what you said about me!
Well, I'm adding Millie to the failing list.
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millie 107,073 10
03/30/2005 11:40 AM
Oh, excuse me! You were talking about Filly?
Then you should have spelled it Milly so I wouldn't have gotten my hopes up.
Yes, I am a failure at this spooner stuff.
<cries some more>
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Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
03/30/2005 11:41 AM
Yes, I am a failure at this spooner stuff.
Change icons...no one likes black people tonight.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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millie 107,073 10
03/30/2005 11:43 AM
I love black people.
I have pictures of myself loving black people!
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Loociam Yofada 59,734 11
03/30/2005 11:44 AM
You could never accuse FillIE of mucking around.
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Jaggy 11,622 9
03/30/2005 12:16 PM
- The din never stops Jaggy from posting on GAB.
I made a list!
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Big Irish Guy 176,289 10
03/30/2005 12:21 PM
- The din never stops Jaggy from posting on GAB.
I made a list!
So backhanded compliments haven't made it to NZ...
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Underwhere? 72,890 16
03/30/2005 09:56 PM
tubgirl: a foul beast
Declan: run from fear
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Fluorescent Sombrero 90,999 8
03/31/2005 12:08 AM
bumb for the n00ps.
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